Hamburg

[Peter]

www.atmos-saunaclub.de

Gets good reviews. It is a Sauna FKK type club like those in the Düsseldorf/Cologne area.

Never been there, but it looks better than all other options in Hamburg.

[Member #4027]

I will be spending 2 weeks in Hamburg and was wondering if you could share with me some good locations to go, such as Maxstrasse 3. I definitely want to avoid Reeperbahn.

Many thanks.

[Peter 989]

I generally stay away from German Providers, the probability of getting ripped off is at 90%. Even with very precise negotiating up-front you still get ripped off. Famous trick is to use the word “or” in a very confusing way. Later she will tell you it was BJ or Fucking that you paid for, but not both. This is just one trivial example, that list goes on.

My experience with German Providers is that they try to overcharge and have a very lousy attitude. This is not always true, the exceptions were in Sauna/FKK Clubs where the owner has an interest to build a lasting and good reputation for his House. They always ask: “Was everything ok?” when you leave in these places. By the way, in good Sauna Clubs the Drinks are Free and non-Alcohol. In decent Sauna Clubs they always have Safety Boxes for your Money. And you pay after the Service. Read the separate section about FKK Clubs.

I personally can only recommend some of the FKK clubs in the Frankfurt Area. I have never been ripped off in a Club like FKK-World or the former Atlantis (-when it was still open-).

In Germany Strip-Bars are always Rip-Off. They even have separate Mini- Champaign Bottles (Piccolo’s) for the Girls with Apple Juice mixed in them. Don’t get Ripped off in one of these Places, ever.

In the Eros-Center / Street-Scene, enough in-Pocket Money should be: Low-End 25-30€, middle 50€, High, up to 70€. The very most you should have on you is 100€..

I have generally gotten good or even excellent treatment with Latino's, like South Americans (Columbians) , Central Americans and Thai's. I have had some very memorable experiences with Russian Lady’s. Also with Croatians, and Romanians I have had very memorable experiences.

General Security Advice.

Never have more Money with you than you actually want to spend for Fucking, the risk of losing it some way or another is very high. Leave it in a safety deposit box, at the Hotel. I sometimes even leave Money in the Car, however put it in a secret place, not someplace obvious. My car was broken into once an they took my Rucksack, there wasen’t much in it, but it was bad enough. However my Money was elsewhere in the Car, and still in that place when I came back. In Germany only very rarely do Cars get stolen. Around the eastern German Border Areas is a different story.

Don’t take your Mobile-Phone with you if you can avoid it, and leave the expensive Watch at home too. You risk losing everything that has some significant Value, leather Jackets, expensive Coats or even valuable shoes.

There are leather Belts with secret compartments in them, to store Money. Buy and use one of those if you can.

Don’t leave the Chic alone in the room with your stuff, to use the Restroom or Shower. If you do, you are giving a big opportunity to her, to steal everything you have. If you are in the Room with 2 Chics, -this may be nice for your Ego-, in reality its just double-trouble. You should be aware in this case, that it will be 2 Witnesses against one, if some shit happens.

If you take a chic back to your Hotel-Room, or wherever you are staying, make sure all your Valuables are safely out of reach under lock and Key.

You should always, not only use your intelligence, but also your Gut-Feeling. Look and see if she is smiling and happy about what she is doing. I never pick up Chics with long faces or unfriendly and/or impolite attitudes. Many of the Chics from eastern Europe have stunningly good Manners and are very friendly and polite. Most Columbians are like this and many Thai’s. You shouldn’t have to put up with any Bullshit.

Hope this helps some.

Sorry to hear that Hamburg has taken such a bad turn.

[Ortos]

Expat:

I beg your forgiveness. I'm afraid I must apologise for responding to your post with a phrase "outside central Frankfurt"...You can see where my mind is these days. Anyway, I must admit that sometimes I read and post whilst under the influence of very powerful weed or hash. I apologise for writing "central Frankfurt" when I meant "central Hamburg" and for not noticing this mistake when I replied to you. Hey, it is a mean smoke, let me tell you...

Ortos

[Ortos]

Expat:

???? Where on earth did you get the impression I was talking about Frankfurt and not Hamburg???? Of course we are talking about Hamburg, look at the thread name!!!

As I said, I know of a club that used to be on Maxistrasse, outside central Hamburg, in the Wandsbeck area if memory serves. A few doors down the street from the corner, right? Not too far from a U-bahn station also on Wandsbecker Chaunasee, or some such street?

Okay?

[Expat4711]

Ortos,

Lets be clear. I described the house in Maxstrasse in Hamburg and not Frankfurt.

If I have any new information I will post it here.

[Ortos]

Thanx, Expat!

I appreciate the intell.

I remember a club a few years ago, located outside central Frankfurt called "MaxiClub." It was located on Maxistrasse. I wonder if this is the place you describe, now, in its 2005 incarnation, being some sort of up-market Laufhaus, away from the Reeperbahn. Sounds definitely cool and I will definitely check the place out on my next vist. Thanx for enlightening us on the specific location and the nature of the possibilities. Sure makes a nice alternative to Hebertstrasse.

Btw: What would be the chances, according to your experience, to negotiate with the girls there BBBJ? I am so used to FKKs round NWR and Frankfurt that I fear I've been spoiled and would not be a big fan of the covered bjs on offer.
Any comments on this?

Also: what are the main EE nationalities you saw represented at Maxistrasse?

Thanx,

Ortos

[Expat4711]

Dear Ortos,

May I recommend a place on the Maxstrasse 3 in Hamburg. Any Taxi will get you there, you can take the U-Bahn or walk, as you like. Concerige will advise you.

Maxstrasse 3 is a house in the middle of a residential area. Door is open from 11 am to 10 pm, or is it to 11 pm? This house of ill repute has three floors. All staircase areas are coverd by videocameras for security and to prevent drugdealing. That actually works, I alwas feel pretty safe. Two apparments on each floor. Two to three girls per appartment. Each apparment has names of the girls scribbled on postit paper and stuck under the stainless steel doorbell. Conveniently, the girls nationality is also added. Most are from Eastern Europe.

Pricing starts at €30.- basic service which includes:

Coverd blowjob, sex in as many positions as you want, time limit 15 minutes. But, once you fork out the money, there is no return what so ever. And, they check for fake money.

That is value for money! And the girls are great looking too.

For example Maria from Tschechien 2nd floor left hand side also speaks English. She is about 1.75 m tall, great body, B-cup and deep blue romantic eyes, and is relaxed with customers but gives "deep throat" blowjobs and is really concered that you shoot your gun.

If you want more service, easy, talk to the girls, tell them what you want and pay a reasonable price. Two girls are generally possible for €30.- each. Half an hour with one for about €50.- etc.

And you have a choice of about 12 to 15 girls from the whole house.

However, there maybe a lot of traffic in the staircase around 5 to 8 pm. If you can cope with that.

To me, I always got great service. I make sure that I treat the *****s like ladies and I like to be extra friendly and courteous. That way, they are relaxed and are very happy to serve you. At the €30.- price level they do get a lot of weirdos.

This house also receives good reviews on the local forums which share information about this ancient but still fun past time.

Lets hear about your experiences in the future.

[BBBJ]

Hi there!

Does anybody have experience with a good call-in service in Hamburg?

I've been to Berlin several times and have used one called Model Agentur Berlin:
http://www.modelagenturberlin.de/flash/home.html

They provided great girls with good service at very affordable prices.

Anybody know a company like that in Hamburg?

Thanks in advance!

[Wanking]

Ya Ortos,

I was only there once, but I also remember this great strip club on the Reeperbahn that was very cheap and not a rip off like many of the others, and the drinks prices were pretty standard as I remember.

But the most memorable thing was that in between stripping the girls would come and sit beside you and ask for a drink. If you actually bought them a drink they would sit on your lap, and you could French kiss them and suck their tits for 5 mins !! Some would let you rub their pussy lightly but no fingering, and the girls drink was really cheap, but they would not do any other services.

After getting robbed I went to that place 3 nights in a row, cos thats all I could afford. Cant remember the name of it now..

[Ortos]

Hey Fred? Those years of the mid-'90s were great years in Hamburg, eh? Yes, there were rip-offs and we were all naive and ripe for the plucking...but there were some really hot girls working Herbertstrasse, at least as I remember. I spent a lot of time in Hamburg back then and I found that there were good value for money sessions possible in the Reeperbahn back then, if you were good at selection and became a regular customer of some girls. I never went with the SWs though, I restrict my comments to the Laufhause and, esp the girls of Herbertstrasse...


"Actually, I never go to Reeperbahn because of all the hastle and cheating you get. It really is better to go to hostesses that have their own appartment."

Expat,
This is quite interesting. For those of us that find ourselves in HH and only know the Reeperbahn, where would be a better place to go? You mention private appartments, but how is the best way to find them? The advantage to the Reeperbahn, if there is one, is that at least you can shop around and see a wide variety of girls before you decide. Is something like this possible in the private appartments? Are there multiple-girl apartments, or just one girl per apt? What part of town are they located in?

Thanks,

Ortos

[Wanking]

I'd say poor ole Daniel is a bit innocent when it comes to the "ladies of the night".

Ah alas I remember my first and only trip to Hamburg back in 95, and with no internet advice I was very innocent in the workings of the Red light World. I felt like a kid in Disneyland walking around the Reeperbahn.

I was approached by this SW, a stunning beautiful young blonde, who offered alot for about the equivalent of about 50 euro, and then her equally beautiful friend came over and they said I could have 2 girls for the price of 1. Of course I accepted and told them that I wanted one girl on my face and the other on my cock.

So we went a nearby room, I paid them, we all stripped off, and I lay on the bed. One girl put a condom on my very excited cock, and started to blow me while the other rubbed her tits in my face, I was in heaven. Then one girl climbed on my cock and the other sat on my face, and I had about 5 minutes of amazing sex which ended in one the biggest and longest ejaculations I ever had.

Even though we were only in the room for about 10 mins , I felt that I had an excellent deal and was happy to get dressed and go. It was only when I went into a bar that I discovered the bad news, they had cleaned all the cash out of my wallet, about the equivalent of about 300 euro. I ran out to the two girls on the street, and started shouting at them to give back my stolen money. They of course protested their innocence, and then out of no where arrives this huge thug, who told me to go to the police If I had a problem.

I found this pair of police men nearby and told them my problem. They just laughed at me, and then one said:
"You should have known better, There is not alot we can in this situation because it is their word against your word, so in future keep an eye on your wallet, remember your money is all that these girls are interested in." Ever since I have take his advice.

[Expat4711]

What Daniel Man wrote is the classic tourist trap on the Reeperbahn. The girls next to David Wache Police station use the same trick. Daniel Man is right. You need to specify in detail what you want and also the time factor. Normally you would say 30 min for €50.- including blow job for at least 10 minutes and also that you are allowed to touch her pussy and her tits at anytime you want and that she will strip totally naked with no textile whatsoever right at the beginning of the session (otherwise you will be bonking a fully dressed woman that just pulls her slip out of the way) and of course that you will penetrate her pussy until you come. Otherwise you will be bonking her thighs. Then she will negotiate and you can shorten the time to 20 minutes.

Actually, I never go to Reeperbahn because of all the hastle and cheating you get. It really is better to go to hostesses that have their own appartment.

[Ortos]

Daniel,

Sorry to be a little blunt: But in the case you describe, a lot of the blame for being "ripped off" lies with you. What do you expect when you ask such a vague question as "50E for everything?" That is tantamount to hanging a sign over your chest saying: "I have absolutely no experience here. Please rip me off." I mean: Why didn't you rephrase the question and ask: "What exactly do you offer for 50E?" It seems that you yourself realise this judging by what you write at the end of your post. If you ever went to a decent FKK club in Germany you would see how lacking in quality these window scenes are by comparison.

[Daniel Man]

OK. Here's another ripoff experience which happened on the Reperbahn. There are two large complexes on the reperbahn which contains long corridors, about 7 storeys high, with bedrooms. The women will wait outside their door, beckoning you into their rooms. After a lot or previewing I took a german who I swear to God was the most beautiful woman, or at least German, I've ever seen, approx 21 - 22 years old with a body to die for. I attempted to take precautions and asked is 50 euro for everything. She said yes. I walked in undressed. She began giving capped head. I said can we screw now. She said no thats 50 euro extra. I was shocked. I said "no, I said is 50 euro for everything at the door and you said yes". She said "that's just a trick we do to get people in, by everything I meant head as everything". After several minutes of thinking I forked out another 50 euro, merely because I couldn't bare the idea of not screwing this hot piece of work. The strangest thing was, she was very very nice and friendly in ripping me off, and said sorry and stuff, but freaking hell, these scammers [CodeWord140] me off! My recommendations. At the door, ask word for word. "So for 50 euro I can fuck your pussy for 20 minutes" And MAKE sure you mention time otherwise they may give you 5 minutes, or 2 minutes, or 1 minute. You have to be PRECISE!