Hamburg

[Murilloa]

Hamburg (part 2)
So the Reeperbahn received frequent expeditions. I also managed to visit two apartments advertised online in Poppenet. These took me out on forays into the not too distant suburbs of Winterhude and Barmbek, a chance to explore residential Hamburg, and on both occasions I was entertained enthusiastically in warm, clean apartments by very accomplished ladies for less than €100. A glance at the classified section of the local scumbag tabloid, ‘Morgenpost’ reveals dozens of such apartments, and if the services I received are representative, that alone should rescue Hamburg’s reputation. One lady was Eastern European, blonde, the other was dark and very pretty, said she was Greek and was probably Albanian. No more details: from what I could gather in my limited German and their shaky English, both these ladies, and others in apartments, are getting anxious about the amount of personal information bouncing around on net forums, although I guess this is the work of our German colleagues rather than any problems with the gentleman mongers of WSG. By the way, Swisscottg, the newspaper mentions several ‘Haus und Hotel’ outcall services with English spoken: sorry I can’t be of further assistance, but I prefer ‘eating out’ to ‘room service’.

[Murilloa]

Hamburg (part 1)
Not long ago I had the chance to spend a week in Hamburg, with an undemanding work assignment and the possibility of plenty of free time. I started saving money, and as soon as the trip was confirmed, visited this board in search of some account of the once-legendary Hamburg sex scene. It was disappointing to read the lukewarm comments and receive the general impression that you are better off almost anywhere else in Germany. Also, very few people seem to read this board. However, I shall selflessly share with prospective visitors, an excellent impression of this fine city. No point boring them with praise of the shopping, the transport, the food and beer and service in restaurants, the museums, the classical music… all first rate, but what you want to know is that during six days I had two to three orgasms per day, and left physically but not financially drained.

We begin with the Reeperbahn. Heeding the warnings on this site, I did not visit the closed-off street, except for some unexciting window-shopping. Instead I used four institutions known as ‘laufenhaus’: three-storey buildings where you walk through a labyrinth of corridors, choosing among various women perched on bar stools outside their bedrooms. There are two enormous houses of this kind near the Grosse Freiheit Street, right near the Reeperbahn metro station. All kinds of merchandise are on display, suiting all tastes, with one or two grotesque creatures, but mostly attractive enough and some stunners. First time, I was very but very cautious when offered BJ and fuck for €50, thinking that once inside and the money paid, the dreaded ‘extras’ would be charged. But no: the firm, tanned leggy blonde I had chosen, showed me into a neat clean bedroom, removed her skimpy clothes very slowly at my request, and performed the abovementioned services expertly. This was the case on four later similar occasions in the two big houses. Two smaller houses, also off Grosser Freiheit, offer exclusively Thai girls. I have never visited Bangkok and am never likely to, so here was a chance to sample Thai charms. Delightful lithe slim petite pretty giggly girls offered great sex at an unbeatable €35-€40. Good cheap food from the same country is available next door.

[swisscottg]

Going to be in Hamburg for 5 days early next month. I'm not looking for SW, I want someone to come to my room to service me, who speaks enough english so we can communicate the basics.

Anyone have some good escort outcall recommendations?

Thanks

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[LukeSkyWanker]

Hi All, Paid a visit to Essoma mentioned earlier in this forum, can confirm price is still 60 Euros and excellent service, whilst sex is not offered your tanks are certainly emptied big style.

[Netter]

Wow, no posts for more than one year. Does anybody still come here? Will anybody read my report?

Before going to Japan this summer I thought I try some Japanese here in Germany. I read about Nikki (see http://www.hhdeerns.de/nikki/index.html) on a message board and knew that she is absolutely hot looking with great tattoos all over her body, but somewhat expensive. Well, after my own experience I can't really recommend her. First of all, it was kind of difficult to meet her at all. The first two times I went there, nobody answered the door. And on her phone number you just get a tape, to it is impossible to fix a rendez-vous in advance (maybe after the first time you can ask her for her real phone number, but then I didn't care anymore). So when I finally managed to meet her, she asked for 80 Euros for French and Fuck or French and Anal. If you want both front and back door, it costs extra.

I chose French and Fuck. She washed me. Next door there was another girl working... She really is stunning, but her service is rather mechanic, maybe she has been doing this for too long. And her garlic breath was not really a turn on either.

It would be nice if somebody else could post something about Hamburg.

[SHtraveller]

@ all

I know Hamburg´s scene pretty well since that I was stationed there for long.
Most of the posts seem to contain true messages.

If you can speak / read German the websites are possibilities.
HHdeerns and poppnett are okay and there are also some
Guestbooks inside. So maybe you want to check the reviews about a girl there.
There is also
www.puffbesuch.de
www.modelle-hamburg.de
www.pimpernet.de
www.rotelaterne.de
etc...

Last but not least there is a large forum with many threads about special girls. Check out http://lexxi.dyndns.org/forum/index.php


the main train station is somthing for those of you who look for drug addicts. Cheap junkies with bad attitude.
The model-wohnung seems to be a lot more attractive.
Better quality and better attitude.

Hamburg has lots of these kinds of appartments.

Have fun!

[Puff Daddy]

I have to say, even though it's a shame, the North of Germany is quite dead sexwise. In Hamburg I suggest for you to try and check out Sabrina Bar, Waterloostr. ?. Sometimes good looking girls at fair rates. Don't try other nightclubs.

Don't ever go to Funny Club or Life Club in St. Georg. Those places are rip off joints. You can have full sex at very high price. Also buying the girls champagne is expected.
The quality of the girls shown at www.hh-deerns.de is not very good and service quality varies a lot.
Don't ever go to St. Pauli area for sex. They will fake the act and cheat you in any way they can. These girls are not prostitutes.
Don't try the Süderstrasse either. (It's a street where you can get the girls into your car. It's the same crap.)

Another thing. I am not one of those tight fisted wankers. I will spend money on excellent girls. But remember. A girl that won't give a good service at a standard rate, won't give better service at a higher rate. Don't feed the girls greed.

Take a trip to Hannover if you have to get laid.

[Secada]

Hi Guys, just another suggestion. Try something else in Hamburg ! No fuck, no BJ, but perfect 1 hour Body Massage with Hell’s orgasm at the end ! Try out ESSOMA, Hamburg, street name is Rutschbahn No. 10a, Souterrain, about 10 min from centre by taxi. You are entering and have a choice of around 5-6 girls who are ready to give you (only dressed by a tanga slip) a perfect tantra massage with a lot of body oil all over the body, with nice music, perfect relaxing. They also give a perfect massage to your cock, balls and ass is you want, delaying your orgasm as much you can avoid it, you get crazy for sure ! But pls. pay attention, this is serious, no fuck and no BJ, you can touch the girls as well a little bit except the pussies. 1 hours is EUR 60,00 , you can book the girl for 35 EUR 30 min as well. I recommend to take 1 hour and you have time enough to close your eyes and relax ! Try it and post your experience here !

[Secada]

Hi Guys, if you are looking for girls in Hamburg, you can look at website www.poppnett.de, this site is in German but you can easy understand and find out. There are a lot of advertisings of Girls in appartments with photo and phone number + address how to go there. Price is about 60 EUR for 40 min. They have also some announcments for Kiel and Lübeck.

Other phone numbers or addresses, you find them in newpapers like “Hamburger Morgenpost” and “Bild-Zeitung”, but without photos.

Avoid to get sex in Erotic Zone St.Pauli (Reeperbahn with famous Herbertstraße, Girls are sitting behind windows waiting for men), that is only for getting appetite, the girls are really excellent, they ask you to come in for 30 EUR but you will never have sex for this amount. If you have luck she will make a hand job only . You will be asked for another money to undress, for this, for this etc. At least you must count 100-200 EUR and sex is boring, too professional. Once paid and in, they hurry up to get you out again. Forget it, spend same amount for much better sex outside this area ! No local people are going to Reeperbahn for sex ! But a lot of tourists….

[Vulkahn]

hi patrick

i am a local in hamburg. the scene is still alive there. i have been there one week ago. usually every month the police starts troubble. but, hej, don`t care about the police. it is just a political show.

vulkahn

[Patrick]

Anyone have any up to date information about the
scene around the main train station.....seems to have
gone very quiet?

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