Munich

[XXL]

Sorry, it was a last minute plan to stay at hotel while enroute to New York. Didn't RTFF! Any contacts near airport wud be appreciated. Please PM me.

Nothing near the airport.

[DudeCool2009]

Sorry, it was a last minute plan to stay at hotel while enroute to New York. Didn't RTFF! Any contacts near airport wud be appreciated. Please PM me.

[Sokar31]

Hi folks,

I will be in Munich next week for business. Can you please recomment me good and safe saunas like Artemis Berlin for example. Any kind of help will be enought for me.

Thanks all,

Have funny trips.

[XXL]

I wrote something some months ago about Sonia, a Rumanian with an hourglass figure and good service. She has silicon tits but my God how great they look on her (big size!). She used to work at Ceasar's Place in Stahgruberring. She now plies her trade at Laufhaus Vitalia (Helene-Wessel-Bogen 16, Euro-Industriepark). Her rate is the usual 50 euros / 15m and 100 euros / 30m. I uphold my recommendation (outperform). She is to be found on the upper floor (2nd floor) , room number 10. Beware though she told me herself girls at Vitalia rather often swapped rooms (which is one of the things she liked about the place!).

[Knobbyxx]

Hey Guys,

OK, so I flew in tonight late and I am flying out early tomorrow. I need help ha. I'm staying at the Munich Marriott and I can't find anything (anyone) to do. I know that the FKKs are not far, but honestly I don't want to spend that much. THe bad part is most of or all the websites I see for girls to the room are in german. And I am a stupid American. Can anyone help out?

[XXL]

AtSwingerLover: no offence meant, but I've been there, you see. Google "Schweigerecht § 136 StPO" (if you read German). You will get a Wikipedia article listing under "Pflichten" the duties of anyone pulled over by police.

For your high-handed skepticism about undercover police visiting prostitutes, you get punished with the following homework: go and talk to some sex workers! Undercover police DO visit prostitutes on taxpayer's money and try to secure convictions. Working girls can tell you much about it once you get them to talk.

More importantly than dick-sizing about local knowledge: mongers on this site should not be mislead to think that just because prostitution is "legal" that everything about it is. Germany is not like France where much is banned but little gets enforced. In Germany, and especially in the conservative enclave that is Bavaria, whatever banning laws there are do get enforced with a vengeance. And you don't want to let it come to a trial, believe me. 90% of prosecuting counsels in Bavaria are wymmyns. I say 90% but the figure might be as high as 100% for the 3 I faced on my 3 trial hearings were wymmyns, a different on each time. Man-haters all 3 of them.

You can let a BBBJ go to completion if you're offered one by a particularly friendly sex worker. But it is not a good idea to go shopping around for BB in these parts. If you get BB it will be at a premium anyway, so better wait until you're over State borders.

[SwingerLover]

In Bavaria denying having done something cuts no ice. They have a legal system whereby you can get sentenced on someone's mere testimony if the judge is satisfied you did it.

If that is the case, then it will only hold up until you get to the constitutional court. Sentencing someone on mere hearsay without any proof might float in a toilet bowl in Bavaria, but will not hold up in any court of law! Still, at first you'll have the trouble with cutting through the Bavarian crap.

The case eventually rested in appeal after my lawyer managed to cast doubt on the consistency of the accuser.

You see? They didn't dare to continue, because they knew what shaky ground they were on. Still, you had to put up with their Bullshit first.

What vice police do is sometimes question clients outside girls' places and some clients get scared and start talking, incriminating themselves and the girl.

There seems to be no cure against stupidity!

If they ask where do you come from, you say you come from that place over there (you vaguely point to the place)."What did you do inside?". You answer: "I'd rather not talk about that, but I'll give you my name and address". You quietly take out your ID or passport and show it to them.

No! You either give them an indifferent, but true answer about where you come from or you tell them it's none of their business! The latter especially about what you did inside. And you don't volunteer your name, adress and ID until they explicitly ask for it. Asking a German for his ID (= Personalausweis) is useless anyway, since you are not required to carry it on you.

They also have the right to know what you do for a living

No, they don't!

your place and date of birth.

That they may ask, along with your name and current adress. But that's it. Aside from that, nobody is required to make any statements of any kind at all.

If you act in this way they'll usually not bother you any further. They only get lucky when scared clients start telling stories.

True and true. You just don't volunteer unnecessary information to them.

I suspect some clients might also work for the police or the police may send undercover agents.

That'll be the day! The police sending some of their own to brothels on tax payers money. To uncover AO-sex, which is only a misdemeanor anyway. Won't happen, because no bureauKraut is stupid enough to put himself in that kind of a position. Imagine the headlines that could arise: Tax money spent undercover in brothels to uncover a rubberless blowjob. I guess that's something even a German bureauKraut could get fired over.

[XXL]

Not only FO isn't allowed in Bavaria, but AO is of course prohibited as well. (I still don't know how they want to enforce that stupid rule. It's not like they would be there when it happens and I don't think anybody will be stupid enough to admit that they did it, if they were asked about it by some BureauKraut. Even advertising AO shouldn't be a problem, if they later deny having actually been doing it. Who's going to prove them wrong?)

In Bavaria denying having done something cuts no ice. They have a legal system whereby you can get sentenced on someone's mere testimony if the judge is satisfied you did it. For example no drugs are found on you or in your home or in your blood / hair, but someone who was caught with drugs names you as a buyer. You're in trouble. I was indicted after someone caught with drugs said I'd bought 0. 3 grams one year before. It took the cops 2 more years to find me because the accuser didn't remember my address and exact full name. So I was indicted 3 years after the facts, for 0. 3 grams bought 3 years before. I was acquitted in the 1st trial but later (on the day the authorities were looking for an old people's home to house a Nazi war criminal who'd just come out of jail) I got mail from the public prosecutor who was appealing against my acquittal. The case eventually rested in appeal after my lawyer managed to cast doubt on the consistency of the accuser. All that for 0. 3 grams!

What vice police do is sometimes question clients outside girls' places and some clients get scared and start talking, incriminating themselves and the girl. If you get questioned you have the right to remain silent. The police should tell you so but often they don't. If they ask where do you come from, you say you come from that place over there (you vaguely point to the place)."What did you do inside?". You answer: "I'd rather not talk about that, but I'll give you my name and address". You quietly take out your ID or passport and show it to them. They also have the right to know what you do for a living (but not who your employer is) , your place and date of birth. If you act in this way they'll usually not bother you any further. They only get lucky when scared clients start telling stories. In over 20 years in Bavaria I was never questioned by police in relation to mongering, but then again I seldom go out late at night.

I suspect some clients might also work for the police or the police may send undercover agents. They usually send two of them (so that they can keep an eye on each other?). So girls are suspicious of clients coming in twos with one waiting outside. Often one wired undercover agent would enter and his buddy would remain outside recording. Don't let any of this scare you though. But it's good to know there's some risk involved, for you and for the girl. Even if you get indicted, being caught for sex is much less serious than being caught for drugs. One last thing: never brag to the cops (or the court if it gets that far) about how much you earn. Fines are according to your standard of living. For instance one month suspended = one month's wages.

[Hessen Bub]

http://www.rotelaterne.de

www.ladies.de

HB

[TomRifle]

Could you please tell me web site to find private girls in Munich. I know the RLD's and the FKK, I want to try girls that advertise on the net.

[Asian Geek]

Hi,

I am staying at holiday inn too. Just wanted to check how much did this cost to get the girl into the room. Some of websites show about 400-500 Euro price for incall.

AG.

Hey everyone!

First time posting here. I was on a business trip last week and was staying at the Holiday Inn and decided to look on some reviews from Victoria and try out Elina. So I called and she gave me a fair price so and I told her where I was staying at and she later showed up. I got her to my room and we started to chat for a bit and we then got down to business. She gave me a great CBJ and FS without and extra dough. I was surprised and taken back for it. I pulled out extra $$ from the ATM just in case but it was all included.

She was a sweetheart and one of the nicest people I could ever meet.

All in all, a really great time.

[BHawk]

New stunner, Ella. Mon Cherie. Or so it seems. Can someone share their experiences?

http://moncherie.info/ella

[Suller Joe]

I have a related question.

Basically all girls at Mon Cherie seem to advertise anal and fisting. Hmm. Sounds fishy to me. Never met a single girl who accepted fisting. So I just can not belive all Mon Cheirie girls do.

I keep comming to Munich quiet often and last time I visited Mon Cherrie.

When looking at the board with pictures and a few details of what services the girl has to offer was all in German. With word like fb, zk.

Can someone who know Germany list out what is what.

So that we can take a more informed decision.

Cris

[Mathey]

FKK Relax. Munich

Was visiting Munich recently and had some free time to enjoy the city proper and one of the fkk's that Munich has. The forum is correct in stating that, considering the size and economic footprint of Munich, there are very few fkk places to patronize there.

There are only two mentioned in the FKK forum for Munchen, at least that is was understood when perusing that forum. Did a search on google maps to see which ones where the easiest to get to using public transport. After seeing that Fkk relax is actually quite close to the Perlach station on the S7 rail line, I decided to go there. But, even though it is close by, it is still a little tricky to get from the station to the site. It is best you look at google maps yourself, but I will explain:

Upon exiting Perlach, take a right down the street. Go about 100 meters. Then take your first right on the paved street. Cross the rail tracks of the S7 line. Thereafter, the road becomes gravel, and then abruptly stops and splits into 4 trails that go into a small forest. Take the second-most right trail. The right most trail leads to a parking lot of some business. The second trail from the right (used as a bike trail) is about 100 meters long, and will lead to a neighborhood. Right at the exit of the trail, there is a small bus stop. Take a right there, into a parking lot towards a Lidl supermarket. Then take another right down hoferstrausse street, and fkk relax will be right there on the right. Press the buzzer at the entrance and a friendly manager will open the door and give you a orientation of the setup. Everyone, including the ladies inside speak at least some English.

The site is small, but has all the facilities of a FKK place, jacuzzi, bar, sauna, lounging areas. Non-alcoholic drinks are free, as are the snacks in the bar area. I found it to be a very comfortable, laid-back and a quiant place, and liked it. Went there three times in a row and sessioned with 3 of their ladies. They open at 14hr, or 2pm in the afternoon and close in the wee hours of the night.

There are always at least 5 ladies on shift. I never saw more the 8 working at a time. All of them are from eastern europe: Hungary, Bulgaria, with a majority from Romania. I had a petite Romanian wallflower and an older MILF from Hungary, and both were excellent GFE experiences. One of my selections on the third visit was a sleazely looking Romanian hottie, who just oozed sex from her pores, but she didn't turn out to be that good, and spent half the time trying to get me to agree to more time with her. A real turn off. So, after that poor session I returned to the arms of the elegant Hungarian lady from the day before, who really knew how to take care of a man and was never in a hurry to finish the session. Cristina was her name. But, her, as most of the ladies are rotated in and out once every few weeks it seems, so she may not be there if you visit.

The entrance is 50 euros, and a half hour session is $65 euros. An hour is not discounted, it is $130 euros. This place was worth the money in my opinion and would eagerly go back someday.

[The Navigator]

Hello all,

Somebody to have any feedback for Salon Patrice. 85221 Dachau. Girls, services prices? I am looking at the map and it seems that this club is the closest to my hotel, so I am wondering to go there and visit the club or not.

Thanks!