Crete

[Patrick32]

Hello,

I am in two days in kreta Town: Bali near Perama. Are there somewhere girls?

[Phurp]

Overall: some really great girls but (in some ways) limited private dances. Why doesn't the G-string come off for the strip shows? Music is annoying. Can't take girls out as far as I could tell.

Last time or so I went to Arcana Club in Chania the G-string *did* in fact come off for one girl only who danced in the shower-like contraption. The music had improved, there was some classic rock in there. And I got a superior private dance with an African girl.

Seemed to be mainly busty big bummed girls there for this summer, the management seems to have opted for curvaceous this season (I prefer petite teen spinners).

[Phurp]

Found my notes. The names for these 3 bars are:

L'Amour Club (sign reads like this)

Delfini Cafe Bar (anglicized. The sign is in Greek only)

Floga Bar (I think. Anglicized. The sign is in Greek only)

Delfini Cafe Bar has been closed for a few months now. I could never work these kolo bars out anyway (kolo means 'ass').

[JPF]

I can report that I recently found one of the places near Minoos written about earlier. Once I got to the alley it wasn't hard to spot because it said something like Sexy Russian Show on the door. However, they wanted 50Euros and the woman look like such a hardened pro that she could take me down with a stare so I declined.

[Grid Skipper]

Went to the red-light district in Chania twice in Sept 2011. From other hobbits posting I got a fair description of where to find the right alley way in the north-east section of town, off a main street near the city wall. I have had trouble finding pleasure dens when I travel to far away cities and countries. Here is a answer to the problem, Wikimapia. I created a entry on Wikimapia, so other mongers can find the zone and hopefully add their own landmarks of distinction! Here is the link to the red-light district in Chania http://wikimapia.org/18541852/Brothels

When adding a brothel or strip club location on Wikimapia I suggest using the category "brothel" as it has 172 worldwide entries as of January 2011. Let get those numbers up! I suggest only mapping locations in countries where the sex trade is legal. Once you have added a location and entered a category, to share the map location copy the "Permalink to this place" hyper link, you know, right click, copy this link, then paste into a posting. If this makes no sense, you'll need to ask someone to show you how to copy a hyperlink.

Now my report. This was my first visit to a cat house that wasn't attached to a strip bar. Went in search of fun one afternoon, wandering in the general direction described in other posts and finally found the small alley off of a main street by the city wall. There were small cryptic signs and stickers on a few of the doors. A Playboy bunny sticker on a door told me I had found the right place. Walked up stairs and found one blond Romanian girl and the madam. In broken English I learned the price was 30 euros. I was running low on euros and the house was happy to $40 USD instead. Can't remember her name. Claimed she was 22 year old, but I suspect she was a bit older. Went to a room over looking the street, where I sat on the bed and waited for Miss Romania to return. Where do they disappear to when you are left waiting in the room and what are they doing? I spotted condoms laying out on the night table. Hmmmm, those will come in handy soon. Blondie comes back and after a few pleasantries we both drop our laundry. She slips a condom on a limp Mr. Happy (who hadn't woke up yet!) with great skill, and give me a nice sucking to get things started. Miss Romania had smallish titties, while slightly disappointing it did not stop the good times. We rolled around, a little missionary, a little sucking, some doggy style, nice. With her on all fours and me pile driving her for a while, then I pause for a moment to take it all in. She turns her head to face me and starts squeezing my cock with her pussy. Squeeze, relax, squeeze, relax, repeating this a few times and my brothers, it was all over. Oh yeah. I had heard of kegal exercises that women will do after child birth to firm up their pussy, but with all the women I have slept with over the years, this was this first throbbing snatch I had the pleasure to meet.

The next night I returned to the zone seeking a new spot and a new girl. That night I passed a red light in the short alley leading from the main street, but I kept going to a little further to where I had spotted friendly looking doors during the day. I had read on other pasting that these are day time operations. I got there around 11:30 PM on a week day and they were open for business. Same deal as before, found a door next to the place I visited during the day, with something cryptic, like stickers that read "69" on the door. Went upstairs, this place had two bedrooms, meet a tall brunette babe, looked Greek, nice boobs, in general a tasty looking body. The house wants 30 euros and the smallest I have is a $50. No problem, the madam will give me change. I am a bit street wise and won't hand over the $50 until my change appears. I would rather look like a jerk, then get jerked around later. Pretty much a repeat from the afternoon adventure. With deft handy work she stretches and slipping a condom on a semi-hard dick, impressive skills that I couldn't do myself, and then the sweet Hoover vacuum kicks in. This babe is not as much fun as Miss Romania, in fact she is a bit dower. She gets a touch grumpy when I motion her to get on top. Whatever, I'm having fun. Roll around, doggy style, switch it up, she is laying on her back, I straddle her chest and get some BJ action. Switch to doggy style and she is getting bored. I guess my time was running out and she got the idea there was no tip in her future. I pay for performance, not as a matter of course. OK, time to shoot my load. Motion to her for a BJ to finish things off and she starts inspecting the tip of my condom covered cock. She is pointing to a couple of drops of pre-cum and I getting the clear message that fun and games are over. What the fuck. I had this happen before in Costa Rica and convinced that hooker that it wasn't the mother load. Miss Grumpy Greek is having none of it. Finally I take matters into my own hands. Actually I took matters in my left hand, holding a tit with my right hand, and Miss Grumpy generously fiddled with my balls until pop goes the weasel. I get dressed and am out of there quick. As I start down the stairs the madam is calling after me, for what, I don't care. Maybe she was trying to extract a tip, which I'm in no mood to provide, It was fun slamming a Greek babe, but the lack of enthusiasm and screwy ending put a damper on the glow. Live and learn. If the chick is not getting into the moment, then let her know that hotties get tipped!

[Grid Skipper]

Does anyone can give me information about Playboy Club Bar in Chania?

I stopped in to the Playboy club in September 2011 near midnight, during the week, no cover, a mix of ladies. The girls wanted 20 euros for a lap dance. Having just visited the red-light district in north-east Chania, and getting serviced for 40 euros, I passed. Stayed for one beer, and wish I got a lap dance from a sweet looking eastern European girl with big curly hair and a rack. By the time I decided part with my euros, she was with someone else. You snooze, you lose.

I had read the post in the Crete section that talked about the plastic chair, outside in the back of the club where another poster got busy with one of the ladies. As I was turning the car around the headlights passed the back of the club and lit on a chair. It made me smile.

The Playboy Club is a few miles west of Chania on the beach road. Look for it on the south side of the road, maybe a kilometer or so after the BMW dealer.

[Paolo Brusasco]

Does anyone can give me information about Playboy Club Bar in Chania?

[Wisiwiw]

Hi!

This is my first post on this forum, I hope it will be many more.

I think this site will be of some help to people lokking for the sex scene on Crete and elsewhere in Greece.

It has names and adresses to bour-delas and strip clubs, among with some other stuff.

It is in Greek, but Google Translate did the job for me.

Just remove the hyphen in the address.

http://www.bour-delas.com/

[Coriolanus]

Just returned from holidays in Crete with family. While in Chania, had only one opportunity to spare some time on the hobby, so I headed straight to where the action is, as described by previous posts.

First, a quick visit to Medusa. The club is located right next to the City Market, at the south border of old town. As you look at the market entrance from the main road, the club is on your left side and access is from a small lane leading to a parking lot behind the market. The 10 Euro cover charge gets you a drink.

At around 11h30, there were about 7-10 girls in the club and just a handful of mongers. I took a seat right next to the pole but hardly had a chance to see the strip show, because soon a girl came over asking for a lady drink. Serious, they are quite straightfoward. Not much small talk before they ask you to spend money on them. After I had refused drinks to a few ladies (which prompted them to leave me alone immediately), I was finally approached by a nice Russian girl, early 20s, named Helene. Real hottie, amazing body and beautiful smile. Confirmed that she wouldn't go out with costumers. She offered a private dance for 25 Euro, which I considered a much better deal them paying her a drink just to keep me company. Paid to a male attendant and was led to a tiny box with a sofa. The dance was quite hot. Kisses her small boobs, touched her bottom and she applied pressure on the right places. But it was too short, obviously. Out of options, I thanked her and left.

Now fully aroused, I headed for the red light district in the northern part of old town (directions provided in previous posts were precious, thanks a lot!). Most houses were closed. When I found a door open (a sign on the door read "Sex Show 69"), I entered and was greeted by and old lady, who promptly called on the girl upstairs. Down came a tall blonde, huge boobs, already on her undies. Sex session for 50 Euro, I was told. Paid the lady and followed the girl to a tiny room upstairs. I'm not a huge fan of CBJ, but she left me with no option. Sex was hot, mostly because of poor air-conditioning, and eventually satisfying. Back at the hotel after a little more than two hours on the loose! Thanks for all the information!

[Phurp]

This opened quite recently. I was told that it is run by the same people who operate Medusa. Location is behind the market. I think there used to be another strip club in these premises. Arcana appears to have been fully renovated.

Girls: here is a plus. High quality, some very pretty indeed, mostly young, and plenty of them! Very nice intelligent conversation in English with a few. A *very* big plus here is a seeming emphasis on a young natural fresh look. Hats off to whoever thought of that. There was a variety of body types for all tastes eg spinners, tall girls, natural boob girls, and one or two obligatory big titty girls. I thought I heard Romania, Hungary, and Estonia as some countries of origin.

Decor: unlike the pleasing, atmospheric quasi-harem-Eastern look of Medusa, this looks more loud modern strip bar. Lots of expensive spot lights, smoke machine and blaring DJ music (but too loud and tacky). There are several poles/podiums for dancing. They've clearly spent money here and tried hard. That is to be commended. However the atmosphere, while clean and new, is slightly cold and sterile which is not helped by the incessant low-brow bump and grind dance music. What's wrong with pop songs? '80s? Classic or Indie rock? And you can't talk to the girls if it's too loud. These girls are indeed worth talking to.

What is on offer: Not much I'm afraid. G-strings stay on during pole dances and unfortunately (at least for this reviewer and with the one girl) in the "private" dances as well. Groping was limited. You can work up to a bit of a cuddle and stroke their thighs while they're having a drink with you. It's possible I was unlucky so don't be undeterred. Sadly no indication at all that girls could be taken out of the bar or would meet for extracurricular activity. The few I asked said no quite clearly.

AT A GLANCE

Time of year: early season.

Girls: +++ high quality, intelligent, well-mannered, funny, some quite beautiful.

Private dances: not as good as Medusa but cheaper. Arguably more grinding in your lap here but less groping. However I'm basing this on a very small test sample of one girl. So not really indicative. Needs more reports.

Prices:

Admission (includes free drink). Eur10

Drinks. Beer Eur8

Drink for girls. Eur10 and upwards depending on time.

Private dances Eur25

Overall: some really great girls but (in some ways) limited private dances. Why doesn't the G-string come off for the strip shows? Music is annoying. Can't take girls out as far as I could tell.

[Phurp]

Found my notes. The names for these 3 bars are:

L'Amour Club (sign reads like this)

Delfini Cafe Bar (anglicized - the sign is in Greek only)

Floga Bar (I think - anglicized - the sign is in Greek only)

[Phurp]

Afterthoughts to my previous post:

These 3 bars I mentioned, like most Cretan nightlife, do not open until late. Not sure of the exact time, say 11pm.

Girls in Amour and Delphini seemed to be mainly Bulgarian. Enthusiasm for you varies a great deal between girls. If you are trying for sex, talk to the girl discretely first to try to find out what the scene is. The girls in both bars said there was a scene but then why was there always a reason I couldn't score? "The boss isn't here, you have to wait for the boss" (and pay him), or, "I can meet you but not tomorrow since I'm busy with my mother". I'm not joking, she actually said "mother", and with such sincerity that I believe her. I was quoted around 100Eur to take a girl out via the manager and 50Eur for discrete daytime.

Don't let me put you off, do try these bars. Bargain hard, don't push the price up too much. I think these bars would improve with cash coming in from tourist mongers and military. And we mongers expect sex for money, not bullshit hostesses and drinks. Increased no-bullshit demand in theory should focus the business plan in these bars.

[Phurp]

Besides the upmarket clubs like Medusa, there are some girly bars in Chania targeting locals (7-15Eur to buy her a drink). Three of these bars can be found near the junction of Skalidi and Kissamou Str in central Chania: Amour Bar (mainly pretty girls, on Skalidi), Delphini Bar (a few girls only, on Metataxi Melitiou or something), and another (worst, frightening, old/ugly/sad women) on Kissamou. The extent of friendliness/contact with these girls varies considerably once you buy them an alleged drink.

Also it is not yet clear whether these bar girls can be taken out or met during the daytime for sex. It seems to be along the lines of a crazy Greek/Balkans macho thing where you are expected to spend lots of money and *still* not get laid. I got prick teased out of my brain by one really nice girl (my own fault!) who insisted she would call me. But of course never did. I just ended up getting frustrated, bored, drunk and angry.

Other options in or around Chania please?

[Phurp]

Well I can offer an up-to-date off-season (winter) report for the Medusa "Prive" Club in Chania.

DISCLAIMER: I have never been to clubs like this in Europe before so I don't have much to compare with. What seems expensive to me may be the going rate.
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I decided to check out what seems to be a local strip club in Chania, at least the one I know - Medusa (strange name for a strip club). This is not hard to find: from the 1866 Square in the center of Chania, walk along Chatzimichali Giannari Str (on the side where Goodies is) and take the first proper street on the left (Apchontakis). Look for the sign on the right, you can't miss it. http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl

If you go soon after they open (11pm) it is relatively smoke free but this changes within a few hours to the usual smoke-filled COPD hell of a Greek night spot. The male staff are polite and speak English but you know who is in charge. I was careful to be polite myself. The bouncers/staff are everywhere, watching.

This is definitely not a downmarket club and the girls are a pleasant surprise here: *very* high quality, hot, some quite beautiful, all have *great* bodies. Incredible asses. And not ridiculously tarty looking, some have style and intelligence. The ones I spoke to (only a few speak English but you can communicate more or less with the others) said they come from Romania, France and Greece, ranging in ages from about a young-looking 21 (looked 19) to mature-ish, maybe 35. But damn good looking man. They will come up and talk to you between doing an athletic topless pole dance (but G-string bottoms stay on there). They want you to "buy them a drink" rather desperately - this means "champagne" (yeah, right!) and costs Eur50. Fuck that.

For Eur50 you can also have a "private" which means you go to a little cubicle with her for a lap dance. You can't see hardly anything in there, it's almost pitch black, barely enough visibility to perform the lap dance. So you can forget about getting a good look at their privates. This is one strip club where you don't see pussy on the poles and you can't see it in the cubicles either (perhaps next time I should bring a torch haha!). You can grope them a *surprising* amount in there though, if she was anything to go by, and it's almost affectionate in character. It is supposed to last 15 mins but doesn't - more like 5 mins, certainly less than 10 mins. You pay a male staff member in advance. Not bad but I felt way too short for the money.

The people who run these bars in Greece, besides not understanding the Western concept of smoke-free ventilation, apparently do not understand the concept of value for money. It's just about extracting as much money as possible from drunk guys. Eur50 is not a trivial amount of money to most Greeks in a country where average salaries are only Eur1000/month or less (not enough to live properly on). Greece is a ripoff country where most everything is overpriced (sadly, for Greeks, too). In the tourism bonanza days they got away with this, with tourists paying stupid prices for anything, but that is changing. However greed is such that they will simply not drop the price of anything for anything, which is partly why Greece has been hit so hard by the recession.

Traditionally, it seems Greek men will unload considerable euro buying tarts drinks in bars in order to look like a real big deal macho malaccas guy, but to us foreign visitors this seems like a really stupid waste of money, and of course it is. I won't do it. I want their clothes off and my hands half way up their ass if I'm going to give them any money at all. I want to sniff the glove.

Despite the fact I told them all (as nicely as possible) that I would not buy them a drink of pink soda water at Eur50 they kept coming back (though less frequently with time) to chat.

I don't know if any of these girls would meet out of hours to do business. I imagine freelancing would be "discouraged" so be very discrete if you try this. That might be the only way though of getting value for money and a good fuck. It might be expensive. I have read figures of Eur300 quoted to fuck a girl from a Greek club like this, which is ridiculous. For that I'd want an all-nighter with a Victoria Secrets model, she should suck my balls, lick out my arse for an hour, choke on my cock, fuck my brains out, let me come up her ass and over her face and then beg me for more and to bear my children in the morning, all with a top quality GFE (just kidding).

AT A GLANCE

Time of year: off season.

Girls: very high quality, intelligent, beautiful. Only some speak English.

Prive dances: again, excellent but short for the money.

Prices:
Admission (includes free drink) Eur10
Drinks Eur10
Prive dances Eur50
Pink fizzy soda water for girls Eur50

Atmosphere: good but dark, smoky.

Overall: very good but seems expensive (but see DISCLAIMER above). Count on blowing Eur100-200 just to have a few drinks and a prive dance for 5 mins. For what you'd blow on a big night here (say Eur1000) you could probably ride a 9+ escort all night (not that I ever have).

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[Phurp]

I thought I posted once but I can't find it. Strange forum software this. Why can't I just reply to a thread?

Anyway: upmarket strip clubs like Medusa are way too expensive for 90% of Greeks and locals in Chania, and I'd guess that the red light alley targets sailors and the military.

This means that locals very likely have cheaper options with more CIS etc girls, probably bars or cottage industry hookers or escorts. But what? Where?

An ancient report somewhere referred to "bars with no names". Where are these?

Please provide information. Eur50 for a 5 min "prive" dance is absurd. This is a poor country in a catastrophic recession. There *must* be more options.