Budapest

[AlwaysVirgin]

So sorry about your bad experience. I felt more or less the same about Budapest. They tend to chop off some time in the name of showering. I don't get that either. I tried massage house. There was no one giggling, but the whole place was not discrete either. And they are upfront with the shower time being deducted from the total time.

Do you have any recommendations for Poland (Warsaw) for massage? And if you ever Vienna (not far away from Budapest), remember to try Carla. She's by far the best masseuse I ever tried. Very professional, and high quality, maybe a bit pricey.

I have never been to Warsaw. I definitely have recommendations for girls in Krakow. One is https://orientmasaz.pl/en/krakow/team/ And then Wiktoria, a blonde Ukrainian which was the best experience of my life. I was distressed for days straight after an hour of her. I even shivered during the massage. Another one is Magda https://escort.pl/anons/6465.html She keeps heavenly eye contact all the time and the b2 b technique is one of the best. The way she swipes her tits back and forth and slides up and down you with such intimacy it was an unexplainable experience. I had many more, but those two are the ones I remember the name of. It was half a year ago I was there last time. It's probably time to return.

I have a feeling Hungarians might treat natives a bit better. One thing I definitely do not understand with Budapest, is why are there so few that offer B2B / nuru / tantra massage? I thought it was standard or the definition of an erotic massage. Now that I went to their escort site, escort. Pl, everyone, I can see offers B2B / nuru / tantra.

At what site can I find Carla? I have never been to Austria.

[MarkJohnny]

I thought I might contribute after a pretty bad experience here in Budapest. To keep a long story short, I had two bad experiences with her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...a&member=Fanni+36205502103&ID=94370 and her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...&member=Evelin+36303557785&ID=121004&instantStat=0 and then I had a horrendous experience with her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...ber=HappyAmina+36301603894&ID=120306&instantStat=0 and a good experience with a girl named Kamila who I can't find now.

I started off with a girl named Fanni 22 years old. On the phone, she spoke understandable English. When I got there, she stopped knowing the language for some reason. I paid here 24 k huf for a massage. Although, I'm hesitant to call that a massage.

She put some oil on her hands and started running her hands, or for the most part her fingers, along my body. After about half an hour, I turned around and she used her upper body to massage my dick. I came after a couple of minutes of this and it was still more than half an hour of time left. Instead of continuing the body to body massage, which any other masseuse I've been with usually does, she continued scraping her fingers along my legs for fifteen minutes...

So sorry about your bad experience. I felt more or less the same about Budapest. They tend to chop off some time in the name of showering. I don't get that either. I tried massage house. There was no one giggling, but the whole place was not discrete either. And they are upfront with the shower time being deducted from the total time.

Do you have any recommendations for Poland (Warsaw) for massage? And if you ever Vienna (not far away from Budapest), remember to try Carla. She's by far the best masseuse I ever tried. Very professional, and high quality, maybe a bit pricey.

[AlwaysVirgin]

I thought I might contribute after a pretty bad experience here in Budapest. To keep a long story short, I had two bad experiences with her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...a&member=Fanni+36205502103&ID=94370 and her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...&member=Evelin+36303557785&ID=121004&instantStat=0 and then I had a horrendous experience with her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...ber=HappyAmina+36301603894&ID=120306&instantStat=0 and a good experience with a girl named Kamila who I can't find now.

I started off with a girl named Fanni 22 years old. On the phone, she spoke understandable English. When I got there, she stopped knowing the language for some reason. I paid here 24 k huf for a massage. Although, I'm hesitant to call that a massage.

She put some oil on her hands and started running her hands, or for the most part her fingers, along my body. After about half an hour, I turned around and she used her upper body to massage my dick. I came after a couple of minutes of this and it was still more than half an hour of time left. Instead of continuing the body to body massage, which any other masseuse I've been with usually does, she continued scraping her fingers along my legs for fifteen minutes.

When I left, I had only been there for 45 minutes. This pissed me off since she only had positive reviews.

The next day, I called a girl named Molly because of her overwhelmingly positive reviews. She sounded very service-minded on the phone, and spoke perfect English, so I knew this one couldn't be bad. She told me she wasn't available but that her friend Evelin, if I remember correctly, was. She reassured me she was equally as sweet, and with a voice so mesmerizing that I couldn't resist the offer.

So I met Evelin at the apartment, 24 years old and very good-looking and talkative. After I take the shower and go into the room, I wait for at least five minutes. Someone is having coughing fits in the hall. I believed it was some other girl working there but when she returned, it was actually her. The coughing continued a couple of times during the "massage". She told me she had asthma, which I believe since she was neither pale nor snotty, but if you have such bad asthma that you are having coughing fits, you should find another job than this. In the middle of the massage, she had to excuse herself to get some water since the coughing got so bad.

Now the massage was a bit stronger than Fanni's, but there was no b2 b. I should have asked on the phone first if she offered this. So after kneading her elbows, which she had coughed in numerous times, and hands onto my body, she went for the HJ which was okay.

Now in addition to the coughing and the mediocre massage, I left the door at the 50-minute mark. Do Hungarians have a different definition of an hour?

I paid 22 k huf.

After these two experiences, I was hesitant to call another one. But I thought to myself, maybe I have just been unlucky? This time, I searched for tantra b2 b massage and then found this place called happymassage. I decided to give it a shot. My expectations were already low, but this became the shittiest experience of them all. I booked 90 minutes with a girl named Amina. They have an online booking system through their website but all of the girls are also on Rosszlanyok.

This place isn't discreet at all, since they have a massage sign outside of the apartment. When I rang the doorbell, I waited a couple of minutes before they opened. I heard them scuttering around and giggling like a bunch of teenagers. One girl opened and asked which girl. I said, Amina. She said, okay, and then returned inside, running around and giggling some more. A couple of minutes later, "Amina" opened the door and I noticed something was wrong immediately. Her face had definitely been modified. It was not the same face as shown in the photos, and as you can imagine not for the better either.

After the shower, I waited in the room for fifteen minutes. Yes, I timed it since it was a watch there. When she came back, she didn't even excuse herself for letting me wait there. The massage was an actual b2 b massage and a good one. That's the only positive thing I have to say. I paid for 90 minutes, so after I came the first time, I went into the shower, I didn't get a new towel and when I came back for round two, the same oily mess was still on the mattress. While she was massaging me, I still heard girls running around in the hall giggling like idiots. So I got the same massage again, which wasn't bad, but I expected something else. So after the HJ, I take the shower and then get dressed. In the hallway, there is another shower, while I was going to give her the money, another guy in a towel steps out of the bathroom. Instead of apologizing, Amina was about to have a giggle fit.

When I left the apartment, I was appalled. I've never experienced anything like this and on top of it. Only 75 minutes had passed and I had paid for 90 minutes. In addition to making me wait in the beginning and also in the apartment which made this into a perfect one hour, like what the fuck?

I paid 27 k huf for this.

Between Fanni and Evelin, I visited an escort Kamilla. She was the only good experience. She spoke English, lived in a private apartment, easy to chat with. She's tiny but very cute and good-looking. My only complaint is that it's one-time cum and it's over, which is good if you can last for a bit longer, but I have no complaints about the time I was there. She charged 25 k for half an hour.

I don't know what more to say. Except for that I'm not returning to Budapest ever again for erotic services, this was mind-boggling to me. "Amina" was obviously the worse of them all. It felt more like a teenage circus or a clown show rather than a legit massage parlor. No offense to any Hungarians out there. I might have been really unlucky, but I'm not going to waste any more money. All my experiences in Poland and Denmark have all been positive, and they don't even show reviews on their escort directory websites.

[MarkJohnny]

I'm also interested in this. The milking table experience is on my bucket list for a long time. They Google reviews look good.

Yeah, the google reviews look okay, but I would like to read maybe someone's actual report. Not so sure if google reviews are all real.

[SethiatSpace]

You are assuming that she lost money by not seeing you, which is not the case and I will explain why.

Yeah I guess it makes sense. Well, good for the locals then, they don't have to deal with inflated prices because of foreigners.

[Ayxcvbgtrewq]

This place was newly opened at a new location. They seemed to offer the milking table as an option. Has anyone tried them before?

During my previous trip in May, I tried a session with Berni from massage house. The overall experience was rather average. It felt very mechanical. The facility itself was also just so so. The room they assigned to me did not have a shower inside either.

I'm also interested in this. The milking table experience is on my bucket list for a long time. They Google reviews look good.

[Ragnaros]

This boggles my mind why they don't want to work with foreigners. It's not like we're going on a date, you don't have to speak to be able to fuck and get your money.

You are assuming that she lost money by not seeing you, which is not the case and I will explain why.

Budapest is not Dubai and the scene is quite different. Girls like her who are good looking, provide good service and have decent reviews are few and far between and there is not a lot of competition. Which is why they are booked to capacity by locals all day every day they work. She doesn't speak English so from her perspective there is absolutely no reason to waste time interacting with a foreigner and try to explain things using some translation app when she doesn't even have time to see all the locals / regulars that call her. She lost exactly $0 by hanging up on you since there are 100 locals waiting for their chance to give her money.

[AlwaysVirgin]

buy the sim. It's pretty much required in Hungary if you want to use independents on Ross. Hu. It also states in her profile she doesn't accept foreigners.

Read the past 5-10 pages of the forum and you'll find several reviews of good places and ladies that will take your call.

I don't have Hungarian sim and everyone has answered me so far.

[SethiatSpace]

I looked at Hanna https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...mber=Hanna_VIP+36702729722&ID=109238&instantStat=0.

And her profile does not show English, so no surprise did not answer English.

Yeah but I mean, I'm not calling her to have a philosophical conversation. I've been with escorts who spoke 0 English but what mattered to them was getting paid, not how good their conversational skill was.

But I understand that here it's completely different for some reason.

[SethiatSpace]

I have tried one escort and that was Kamilla. She is super cute and very nice, and lives in a private apartment and speaks fluent English. I can recommend her for you. She takes 25 000 huf for half an hour.

Do you have a link to this Kamilla profile? I'll check her out, thanks.

[Diet Coke]

Alright so I've landed in Budapest. I followed the advice given here and just skipped all the girls hiding the reviews (which is surprisingly most of them, I guess service is pretty bad here).

Settled on a girl with great figure and astounding reviews:

https://m.rosszlanyok.hu/member/109238

I didn't buy a Hungarian SIM but it was worth the shot. Send a text message in Hungarian, no answer as expected. Called her, she picked the phone on the first ring despite my French number. "Hi" "No English". Clack. Well that was also expected but these girl are something else. They want to work but don't want to reply by text and don't care one bit about foreigners money. That's a first.

So I call onto Hungarian lads. How about 8000 forint / 20 to make that phone call for me? Any taker? .

I looked at Hanna https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...mber=Hanna_VIP+36702729722&ID=109238&instantStat=0.

And her profile does not show English, so no surprise did not answer English.

[AlwaysVirgin]

Alright try number two. This time I decided to hit up SA. Came across "Emily" 22. Messaged her, she replied in English, I initially asked her for a meet outside but she went straight to "which hotel and how many hours". So escort in disguise. I said couple hours and this is where it gets interesting. She quoted "800 minimum for a meet" on WhatsApp (with a Slovakian number). Man some of these girls are beyond delusional. I could fuck the pornstar Anna De Ville in Paris for 600 and she is on the very expensive bracket and this random wants 800 minimum? Wow. In Dubai you'll get a better looking Russian for the whole night for 300. Yes you can't expect the same prices everywhere (Germany FKK, Amsterdam RLD, Parisian escorts, all differ) but who seriously is paying a random 800 that she feels entitled to that kind of money in Budapest.

I don't share similar experiences as you, but I'm not at all satisfied either. I have gone mostly for massages, and none of them offer body to body or nuru massage. It's just been some caressing, or light brushing with the hand, and then straight for a handjob. Quite boring, in Krakow, almost every single girl I called offered B2B: Deep intimate massage that left me in you state of peace for the following days. And also some of the Hungarians are a bit stingy with the time, like ending ten to five minutes earlier than it should have. And these are all girls with positive reviews BTW, maybe because I'm a foreigner and they don't think I will leave a review on Rosszlanyok?

I have tried one escort and that was Kamilla. She is super cute and very nice, and lives in a private apartment and speaks fluent English. I can recommend her for you. She takes 25 000 huf for half an hour.

[SethiatSpace]

Alright try number two. This time I decided to hit up SA. Came across "Emily" 22. Messaged her, she replied in English, I initially asked her for a meet outside but she went straight to "which hotel and how many hours". So escort in disguise. I said couple hours and this is where it gets interesting. She quoted "800€ minimum for a meet" on WhatsApp (with a Slovakian number). Man some of these girls are beyond delusional. I could fuck the pornstar Anna De Ville in Paris for 600€ and she is on the very expensive bracket and this random wants 800€ minimum? Wow. In Dubai you'll get a better looking Russian for the whole night for 300€. Yes you can't expect the same prices everywhere (Germany FKK, Amsterdam RLD, Parisian escorts, all differ) but who seriously is paying a random 800€ that she feels entitled to that kind of money in Budapest.

[SethiatSpace]

BUY THE SIM. It's pretty much required in Hungary if you want to use independents on Ross. Hu. It also states in her profile she doesn't accept foreigners.

Thanks.

I read the past 5-10 pages of the forum and you'll find several reviews of good places and ladies that will take your call.

I will check other reviews but some are too old anyway. I didn't see on this girl profile that she doesn't accept foreigner but she replied to my French number. This boggles my mind why they don't want to work with foreigners. It's not like we're going on a date, you don't have to speak to be able to fuck and get your money.

If I were here longer I would probably call a dozen and try my luck, supposing I could find one that fits my criteria. But I read here it was pretty hard anyway and I'm going to Dubai after Budapest and there, well, there is no comparison. Too bad though.

My offer still stand if someone has a few minutes and wants to help.

[JustARub]

Alright so I've landed in Budapest. I followed the advice given here and just skipped all the girls hiding the reviews (which is surprisingly most of them, I guess service is pretty bad here).

Settled on a girl with great figure and astounding reviews:

https://m.rosszlanyok.hu/member/109238

I didn't buy a Hungarian SIM but it was worth the shot. Send a text message in Hungarian, no answer as expected. Called her, she picked the phone on the first ring despite my French number. "Hi" "No English". Clack. Well that was also expected but these girl are something else. They want to work but don't want to reply by text and don't care one bit about foreigners money. That's a first.

So I call onto Hungarian lads. How about 8000 forint / 20 to make that phone call for me? Any taker? .

BUY THE SIM. It's pretty much required in Hungary if you want to use independents on Ross. Hu. It also states in her profile she doesn't accept foreigners.

Read the past 5-10 pages of the forum and you'll find several reviews of good places and ladies that will take your call.