The Hague

[Ghost Daddy]

I have a question for regulars of Den Haag. Outside of the established window streets and streetwalker areas, are there any good dive bars in the area to meet people?

[Bobo.fr]

Hello Holland Report,

Sorry to answer too late but I was told recently that an escort forum existed in French (www.escortfr.net) so , these last days, I spent a lot of my time to read and write on it (including to give "advices" about Holland/Den Haag). (By the way, Hi Zeb !! )

Yes, I'm French citizen, I live in France , I like wine and cheese ... but I'm Asian born !!

About prices in Private houses , sl_dog gave you already an idea.

Among these houses I know ,

1) "La chaperonne" (www.sex-world.nl) proposes the most interesting rates (30 minutes : 60 Euros; 60 minutes : 120E ;45 minutes : 80 but recently increases into 90 which is more coherent with the other rates) : in other words, 2 Euros per minute with a minimum of 30 minutes.
Furthermore , the rooms are very good , confortable and functionnal; there are a lot of ladies who work there but a lot of "turn over" and the ratio (Good looking / Total working ladies) is not very high ; but "Good looking" is , I know, very subjective

2) "Maison Prive" (www.maison-prive.nl ; very close to "La Chaperonne") is a bit more expensive (30m/70E; 45m/100E; 60m/125E). Pay attention : since I know the house in 2001 , the boss Sandra doesn't work anymore !!!!!

3) "Diana's Secret" (LvNoi ??) ; I don't remember well but I'm sure the prices were a bit higher than "La Chaperonne", they are certainly in "Maison Prive" range.

4) "Paradise" (Thomsonlaan) is more expensive : if I remember well , 45 minutes cost 110 Euros; I don't remember exactly the other rates.

I believe that the experience you described is really an exception.

I remember a lady (Daniella; she doesn't work anymore, at least in Den Haag) who asked me "to come" and as I wanted to stay a bit more "inside" her , I proposed "half of an hour" (50 Euros more) but of course , after two or three minutes later , as I came , I had to get out of the bed to leave because the "act" was finished : 100 Euros for certainly around 20 minutes without a cup of tea (with a biscuit) , without a shower ....

Another lady I know for years asks me systematically an extra of 25 Euros for the Amazon (cowgirl ?) position or "from behind" (not Anal , just from behind) position : 75 Euros for , I think, 20 minutes without tea and shower (in Private houses I know, I never have to pay extra for these positions !!!) . In spite of that, nearly every time I meet her , I spend "a good time" (and 75 Euros) with her.

It's why , in my report I wrote "For those who come to Den Haag (The Hague) for the first time, I recommend private houses" because for me who already knowed RLD , it's ... "too late" : even if I've just got out from a private house , often , I had to visit "my ladies" Natalia/Natasha (a very professionnal tall (1m80, black long hair) Russian in Hunzestraat (4 ?) who is really a "bargain" (sorry , for the use of this word) whose tongue is used with great efficiencies) and Sharon (with extra for positions other than missionnary).

I can't forget Brigitte , a 1m80 blond student (studying in Amsterdam but living in Den Haag) in Law from Aruba, who ,in a way fortunately (for me) stopped working in 2000 or 2001 (before the use of Euro). "Fortunately for me", because her price was double of the other ladies' prices (200 NLG instead of 100 NLG). Even now, everytime I'm in Den Haag , I visit RLD with the unreasonable and crazy hope to be able to, by chance, meet (and , of course , have sex with) her again !!!

I remember Alexandra, this nice Ukranian (living in Amsterdam) I met , for the first time , on a special night : the night that a client (not hers) was DEAD in 110 Geleenstraat (it's said that he used to much "poppers" , is it true ? I don't know) !!!!! I felt so good in her companionship that at the end , I saw her as a friend , so I was not interested in having sex with her anymore but I just paid (she accepted 50 NLG for S or F) her to have massage (but really just to be and chat with her) !! And , yes , with her I think I spent more time than the normal time but I can not say that she "forgot about time" ("Holland Report") because she was conscious (so she did'nt forget) of the time she could give me.

"Memories ....the way we were ...." (Barbra Streisand)

[Holland Report]

Hi Zeb,

In England we have this saying '[sending] coals to Newcastle'. Which means, why on earth would you go in search of something (coal/sex) elsewhere, when it's so abundandtly available close at hand (Newcastle/ Den Haag). Seriously, you seem like a nice guy into 'the brotherhood' as some of the people on this website call this thing. So, if you have any suggestions for excursions, etc, INSIDE OF HOLLAND THE SEX EPICENTRE OF THE WORLD, I, for one, would be interested! :-)

'Nuf respect! :-)

[Tolsa]

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[SL Dog]

Hey *****seeker ... in reference to your question about the tippelzone ... have never been, but I understand it is literally behind HS station. That's a pretty rough area and I don't think I'd want to be caught walking there late at night ... and ... besides if you picked up a lady where the hell would you take her if you didn't have a car?

I'd like to volunteer to help out the board with a little research, but I think this is just too many steps down for me to oblige. Any others out there have any experience?

Happy Hunting...

[Holland Report]

I agree with *****seeker. You definitely get more for less at the two lower end, mainly latino streets. I just can't get any kindof 'leakage' at the Geleenstraat, although I have had some quite nice sex with nice women. Again, the secret is just to be nice and friendly at the window, and then even the Gelenstraat ice queens warm up a bit and give something back. As for that other cruising zone by the superstores, I suspect that you need a car for that. I also suspect that you won't find anything you can't get in the regular red light streets. But I might be wrong about that. So I'll leave it for one of the other regulars to give you the definitive word about that. BTW, check out Tanja at the Geleenstraat . tel 0625312829 Very warm and giving and into kinky sex too.

Enjoy your trip!

[WhoreSeeker]

I have been lurking on the board for a while and feel it's time I made another contribution. I was last in the Hague in April and I stayed for two days. I booked a budget hotel on Stationsweg at 50 euro a night for a room with cable tv and en-suite. It was only a stones through from Holland Spoor station. I sampled all 3 streets. I had never been to Geleenstraat on my previous 2 visits so this time I tried there first. I settled on a real stunner at 50 euro for S+F. Despite her drop dead gorgeous looks she was still pretty mechanical and I never got a great deal of enjoyment out of it.

I then prowled the Poeldijksestraat and Doublestraat. I know most of the girls here can be real pigs at times but there are many that are average, and surprisingly the odd good looking one if you look around. I get a real hard on from latin women and when I am walking through the covered area of the Poeldijksestraat and hear the latin music and see them standing at their doors with their big arses and sex lingerie I get really hard. I know that many will give me bbbj, anal and more if I want. I visited the same girl from Doublestraat 3 times in April, she gave me a mind blowing uncovered bj and put her tongue right down my throat in a very unrushed and pleasent encounter on each visit. I gave her 25 euro, an extra 5 for the good service. She said she was from the Dominican Republic. She was about a 5.5-6 out of 10 in my book.

I will be heading back to The Hague again in a couple of weeks and will do another report then. In the meantime I am interested in any information about the Tipplezone which I read was located near the Megastore behind Holland Spoor. What street is it on? How close is it to HS station? Can I pick up a streetwalker there if I am on foot, or is a car mandatory?

[Holland Report]

Thanks for that sl! And for taking time out (from wherever you are and whatever you're doing) to write in such helpfull detail. Nice one! :-)

It's actually BAKING HOT this weekend. 35 degrees and humid with it, so any kindof physical exertion is the last thing on my mind at the moment. But forecast to rain next week, so I might see if I can pluck up the courage to check out one of the places. Probably the one on L.vN.O.I. I'll let you know how I get on!

Thanks again and nice weekend! :-)

[SL Dog]

Hey, hey ... we've got some action going here ... finally! Holland Report, you asked for a little more on the Prive's and how they worked ... I've written about them a few times in this section, so you just might want to search my write-ups for fuller details ... here's the basics ... Go to the house ... get escorted up to a main sitting room ... generally no other men there (or at most one) since they try not to let you bump into too many other lurkers ... available girls come out in fairly quick succession, introduce themselves and leave ... it's a little fast for me, but I've learned to sit in a chair where I can see them coming from where they wait, so I actually get a quick impression before they do their actual intros. When they do intro, I try to slow them down a little bit by holding their hand for 5 seconds or so, make solid eye contact, introduce myself too and see if there is any vibration that starts ... I've been pretty successful at this approach.

If you really want to "talk up" a girl, you probably want a "club" rather than a prive ... theres one about 2-3 blocks from Geleenstraat that's easily walkable ... called Club 113 ... I'm not in NL right now so I don't have the address right at hand (seem to recall it's 113 Weteringade or something like that ... if you go to Geleenstraat, go to the end of the street that's at the opposite end from the outdoor latrine ... turn left ... walk about 3 or so blocks, cross to the other side, you'll find 113 on the corner on the other side ... push buzzer on door ... let yourself in ... go to bar/lounge on first floor). In this setting you go to bar / lounge area where all available girls are hanging out ... you can either walk up to them to start a conversation or tell the hostess that you'd like to start a conversation with one of them ... I find it a little more awkward doing this than the club since I'm generally working in English when the rest of the room is having fun in Dutch. No matter... I've had a few good experiences in Club 113 up to the point where I had a girl join me at my house from there for an extended, evening-long romp.

Punch line here ... at the Prives and Clubs there is a cross section of girls that will see you outside of the club, typically at pretty reasonable prices .

Pricing in the huis / club is about the same in most settings i've sampled. You can plan that an hour worth of private activity will cost you about 125 euro (plus or minus) ... on an hourly basis it's better than the RLD since things are priced by time / not by cum event ... if you go for VIP rooms the rate may go up to 150 or so because the rooms are really big and plush ... but you don't need that the first time you experiment. I was studying the menu card at Diane's on V.L N Oust Indie the other day when I was there ... it lists greek, two girl events, etc. So there are at least some ladies in these houses that will cater to our more purient interests. In fact, the lady I was with proceeded to give me a BBBJ after we'd had our first cum and a round in the jaccuzzi. This isn't all that unusual in the houses for me ... I've had a number of times when my partner worked really hard to get me to cum a second time ... a little difficulty for me since I don't have 20 year old hormones running thru the veins any more. There's a universal rule here ... if you are charming, the experience has a good chance of being superior.

The only downside of this approach? You may have to walk out if you don't like the selection of girls available at that moment. But remember, it's constantly changing since some girls are always in rooms working.

Hope that helps .... keep us posted and please don't get pissed if you try it and the first time out isn't primo.

Happy hunting ...

[Sky Ryder]

I enjoyed my first visit to Den Hagge on Tuesday, great "sights" on the beach. I will admit that whle the variety in Amsterdam is better the scenery in Hagge is spectacular.

The only RLD I even found a couple of ladies that interested me was Geleenstraat. It was the middle of the afternoon when I was looking though so timing could have made a difference. I saw a couple of real lookers, but by the time I tried to show interest, someone else walked up to the window and off they went.
What I did discover is La Chaperone. WOW (Groot Hertoginnelann 63, Phone 070-345-6416)

A gentleman named Alan led me into a small sitting room and the the three ladies introduced themselves. He said if I didn't see anyone I was interested in to try later when there were more ladies available.

I choose a petite Asian lady, her name was Angie (not my usual desire) and as it turned out she was quite a fun interlude. She would BBBJTIC for an extra fee, but it wasn't pushed at all, just offered. I got the 30 min session for E60, as it was my first visit. I highly recommend this place, not much more expensive that the RLD and less rushed feeling.

As I was leaving this statuesque, spectacular blonde in heels and a short skirt walked out of the office. I would have loved to have an hour enjoying her company. She was Phyne! Said she would be back Friday, but alas I had to leave on Wed.

I really liked this place, the thing about the clubs in Amsterdam (Ria's is my favorite) is they offer the opportunity to sit and have a drink and chat up the ladies before and after if you desire and this place did not have the facilities for that.

Well off to Brazil next week and then hope to meet the legend Jackson in B.A a few days later!

[Holland Report]

How do these 'Prive Houses' work? What puts me off is (a) I quite like being able to see first and then chat and act on impulse, and (b) the cost. Plus I think I'd just find it a bit weird heading into this brothel type setup. I actually quite like the anonymity and freedom that 'window shopping' gives you. I am tempted by the sound of that place on L.v N. O. I. though. Any additional info, like price, how to go about it, etc, etc, gratefully received. It's supposed to be sunny this weekend, so it'll be the park/beach for me. But maybe next week!

Nice weekend! :-)

[Otter Trax]

Holland Report and S_L dog, I would like to offer my personal thanks for your useful info. I am living in Anchorage, Alaska and I have been coming to NL for 4 years. I like to get the more local experience while I am there. I find its more desirable to stay outside Amsterdam to fully appreciate the beauty of the land. My previous trip proved to me that 50 Euro for 15 minutes of cold mechanical sex with a semi-model is pretty much the norm. I feel that's a bit overpriced esp with the weakness of the dollar. Even the ugly ones think they can ask 50 euro which I found is strange in an era where the customers are window shopping but not buying. I was there in April. I found the Geelenstraat to be above what I was looking for. Doublestraat too scary. On a morning expedition I found a 20 euro H&H on Polderdijkstraat with a Panamanian woman who gave me a GFE including breast play. My preference is busty blonde Dutch women which I was unable to pick out during my stay. I found most of the latin american girls were offering better bargains and thats where my euro went. I was extremely please that in Alkmaar offered more a local experience. Also Arnhem was very impressive in size and selection. I also enjoyed the canal boats in Utrecht but it took me three visits there to trace them down by public transportation.

I think have proved my competence in Netherlands navigation for a simple rural non-dutch speaking tourist.

All the best to you and keep us currently informed.

Truly,

Otter Trax

[SL Dog]

I've got to agree with bobo.fr on the Prive Huis route ... while I've wandered the RLD in Den Haag and Alkmaar with some moderate level of satisfaction (and had a wonderful time with selected ladies), I've had some great experiences in all the Prive Huis' I've visited. That's not to say that each time is a home run, but as bobo.fr correctly highlights, if you don't like the ladies available ... just tell them "not today" ... I've only had one downright disappointing experience (I picked one too young for me and she couldn't handle my ability to hold back on cumming for 20 minutes or more) and all the rest ranged from heaven to darn right enjoyable ... the benefit is the time and the atmosphere ... buy a half hour, you got a half hour ... buy an hour, you got an hour.

Happy hunting ...

[Holland Report]

Apart from the .fr suffix, you just HAVE to be French, Bobo, by your whole 'bon viveur' attitude! I guess people are different, but personally I quite like the red light streets. The trick is to be really friendly and nice at the window, make some chatty, chatty on the way to the room and then be courteous and nice when you're there. Then the woman (who is just a human being like the rest of us) forgets about the time and thinks, well this seems to be a human being like me, I'll be nice to him. And you get WAY more back sexually! At least that works for me! :-)

Seriously, though. Check out Tanja, who's phone number I posted a few postings ago. Very warm and nice and friendly.

BTW, how much do the prive houses cost???? And have you been to the one on Laan Van N.O.I.???

Salud!

[Bobo.fr]

Hello,

For those who come to Den Haag (The Hague) for the first time, I recommend private houses.

In private houses , you pay to spend an amount of time with the ladies : in the street (Geleenstraat ), when you already came , the ladies will leave the bed and dress herself which means that you have to leave ; if you don't "come" quickly, often the ladies ask you "to come" (yes, it's true !!!) ... by the way, we can notice that there is no clock in the different rooms.

In private houses , in general, you have a drink and can take a shower (or bath) before and after : another atmosphere.

Well , parivate houses are "restaurants" while street-rooms are "Mc Donald" !!!

The problem with private houses is that you can see the ladies ONLY after coming in (but you can leave if nobody interests you).