The Hague

[Banana61]

Getting to Diane's Secret
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The closest station to Diane's Secret in Den Haag is "Den Haag Laan van NOI". From Amsterdam the best way to get there is either
a) "intercity" or "snel" (fast) train to Leiden then change to a "stop" train heading for Den Haag Centraal or Rotterdam. From the station it is a few minutes walk to Diane's Secret. Or,
b) "intercity" or "snel" (fast) train to Den Haag Centraal and then take tram #2 from the tram platforms above the train platforms. Alternatively, take a stop train back towards Leiden - 1 stop only -this might just give you problems with the ticket inspectors in which case playing "ignorant foreigner" should be enough.

As Doggus said www.ns.nl is a good site for planning rail travel in English. However, www.9292ov.nl can be used to plan complete journies on train/bus/tram. Unfortunately it is only in dutch but with good guesswork it is easy enough (it's how I learnt to use it).

B61

[Banana61]

Warie Thai
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Weimarstraat 363 • 2562 HL • Den Haag • 070 - 4279809
www.warie.nl

A diversion from my usual haunts took me to Warie Thai in Den Haag, last week. What I really wanted was a "classic" soapy massage but it was not available here. I had tried to check that by phone first, and I thought the answer was "yes" but this turned out to be wrong - I think for language reasons.

When I got there, around 5pm, only one girl - Joyce - was available so I chose her as the weather outside did not encourage me to go hunting elsewhere. Joyce is older & rounder than my taste. Her massage was soft & relaxing but she kept breaking off to fetch tea, ask for music to be put on, etc. Although the mama-san said no "intiem" Joyce offered it for E120 but I declined. Overall a bit disappointing.

Incidentally, this girl remembered me from a visit to a Thai FS establishment in Rotterdam over a year ago. I thought all farangs looked the same!

E50 for 45 mins.

I would visit this place again - but it is not my first choice.
I would chose this lady again - but she is not my first choice.

Happy hunting, B61

Incidentally - does anyone know where to get a soapy in ZH or NH?

[SL Dog]

It's been a while since I've been on-line with a report. Started out this PM to do an update on Diane's Secret for Doggus, but got there and they were closed this weekend. Looked like some major refurbishing work going on. Sign (in dutch) said they'd be open on Monday so not to worry ... the place does look like it's still in business.

Headed over to Bananas on Weteringkade 113 not too far from the Geleenstraat RLD. Hadn't been to Bananas for ages which might have been a mistake. They have a web site that you can access with a google search but it's all in Dutch and pretty minimal in terms of content except for pics of the rooms (kramers). This place is both a classic prive (girls come in to a private room introduce themselves and you don't really see anyone else) and a sex club (bar / pickup setting). Six girls working this afternoon. Only 4 not engaged when I got there. Of the 4, 2 were pickable. One a 43 year old red head (see below) and the other mid 30's and dressed with a most provocative leather outfit. Others looked old, used up, scary.

Ended up with Linda (house name) / Annaya (real name). She's 43, quite attractive face, very slightly overweight, big breasted (natural), red haired, shaved and oversexed! I'd rate bust size as 36 D but gravity had set in on her. She's not a knockout but actually pretty darned sensual for a 43 yr old. She's 100% Dutch thoroughbred. Got past the preliminaries fairly fast and moved into the normal washdown that most girls do for their gents. This lady washed, rubbed, caressed, rubbed, etc for several minutes. It proved to be more of a preliminary to the main course than a cleaning effort.

She's been in the business for a while and about the only thing that she said she wasn't into was anal fucking at work (reserves that for close personal relationships) ... she's got a tongue that flicks like a lizard ... happy to do DFKissing without limitations. Maybe one of the best blow jobs I've had in a long time ... no hesitation to go bare back. Lots of ball sucking. Ass fingering including insertion and tonguing. No problem with DATY or ass fingering and insertion by me on her. I've always been a gentle stroker ... she loves her pussy stroked. Very responsive to clitoral manipulation. Also a real moaner with 2-3 finger internal g-spot pressure.

One attribute of this girl is that she gets WET and she gets WET fast. Clearly she enjoys the experience. When we went on to fucking, she put another towel on the bed ... claims that she's a squirter when she comes. I can vouch for it ... this was a very well lubricated experience.

After 30 or more minutes of BBBJ, kissing, fingering, etc. moved over to cowgirl with her on top. Gosh, she's got this deep rocking motion with her pussy that is to die for. All the time felt an amazing warmth and wetness coming from her. This girl got excited ... red / flush / sweating after about 5-10 mintues. She begged for a position change. Went to missionary with her legs up under my arms. This time I was doing all the work, but damn was she hot still ... that classic flush of a really excited woman. With all of the looks and sounds of extascy coming from her. She came once in that position ... gusher! We rolled on our sides and I finished up with a good solid cum. She came second time as well. And we both collapsed ... Damn she looked good lying a few inches from me.

Got a gently cleanup with kleenex by her, some small talk and more than an hour was over. No time pressures from her. I'd definitely go back. While looks are in the 6-7 range (age), attitude was a 10, service was a 10. There's something about getting service from a woman that's been around for a while and still enjoys sex. Much better than the perfect 10 body of a 20 year old. They just don't have the experience or comfort with their bods to make it with me.

Price for one hour is 125 euro up front. Room equipped with a bar and drinks are free in the room.

Highly recommended experience at Bananas.

On to Maison Prive ... went there shortly before Thanksgiving. Beautiful place, but the girls were really young and came across as pretty adolescent in terms of behavior / attitude / service. In fact as they came in to introduce themselves, they were giggling and laughing ... expected to hear an "egads" and cracking chewing gum from most of them. Ended up with a young black girl from Africa who spoke flawless english. Very nice and hard bod with natural breasts that I'd say were 34-35 C's. Shaved. Clean smelling. All in all quite attractive. Probably around 23-24 years old.

We undressed each other, but it felt clinical. Willing to kiss lightly but not DFK. Some mutual groping which got her wet for a few moments, but it didn't last.

Over to CBJ ... adequately done but clinical feeling. When I suggested that we switch over to cowgirl fuck she headed to the sink to rinse her mouth out ... guess she didn't like condom taste. God knows we hadn't kissed enough for her to need to gargle at ths point! Cowgirl was ok. When I told her I was close to coming she hopped off and decided to finish me off via BJ ... an ok finish but just not what I was looking for. Whole episode of concentrated sex was less than 15-20 minutes. Not my normal style or expectation.

That left a lot of time remaining in my hour so I asked for backrub ... she tried, but it's obvious that she's not a pro at backrubbing or making her clients feel really special. (By the way, the best backrubber I've had is Nicole at Diane's Secret.) She's a talker though ... almost a nervous talker ... like she's trying to fill the time with conversation rather than passion.

I'd probably skip her if the option came up again. Looks were 8+, attitude a 6-7, service a 5-6. Price was 125 Euro per hour. An extra 30 or 35 Euro gets you BBBJ but I didn't invest in that (luckily).

So my first experience at Maison Prive wasn't all that I had hoped for. But then again I violated my formula. I went early evening (versus at the beginning of a shift) and I picked a young hard body as opposed to a more experienced lass.

Happy hunting.

[Doggus]

Hey guys,

I'm planning a trip to Den Haag next month and was wondering if anyone has been to Diane's Secret recently. I'd really appreciate an update on quality the girls available. I'm ideally looking for a good looking slim busty girl under 30.

Any update on the RLDs would also be useful.

Cheers,

Doggus

[Otter Trax]

I am curious about learning if the RLD in Delft is still active. I have only read that its very small in the archives. I am not sure if its only frequented by locals and may not be able to compete with the RLD in Den Haag.

I will be traveling this April to Holland. Any info would be appreciated regarding the windows in Delft.

Thanks.

Otter

[Capt Fred]

Tom Schilders:

About Yuni Whu, do any of the Ladies offer anal sex? That is not a bad price for everything!

Fred

[Tom Schilders]

Hi Lads,

A good escort number in The Hague and surroundings is Yuni Whu (email yuniwhu@ilse.nl) GSM 0612366380. She has permanently working 2 young Indonesian girsl. Last time I called was a bit ago (I only just got online as a posting member!), but I had a great time. I called the number, the old madamme (I think she is old) gave me the address of an apartment in The Hague. Off I went. I was warmly welcomed by the Indonesian girl. We had a drink and then she slowly started undressing me. French kissing was part of the game, also BJ without. I also fingered here quite extensively, but did not taste the box (I don´t do that with public ladies). The fuck was also great, and after I shot my load she ended up with a massage. All for I think 85 or 95 euros. They do both escorts and have an address where you can go (it is different from the apartment where I went last time).

All the best!

Tom

[Doggus]

Hey guys,

For train times and details, check out www.ns.nl

For non-dutch speakers you can click on 'English' for all the info you want - times, platform numbers covering all of Holland. You can plan and print your itineraries in advance.

Cheers

[Ortos]

Yes, there are regular trains to Alkmaar from CS. Snelltreins (fast trains) two times per hour. The Achterdam is about a 15 minute walk from the Alkmaar train station. Set your sites on the Waagplein where the Kaas Museum (Cheese Museum) is and you are more or less there. Or take a taxi to Achterdam for about 5 or 6 Euros. Enjoy.

[SL Dog]

Hey Texas 11 ... same page huh? Perhaps we come from the same area in the lone star state!

With regard to your question, I'm pretty sure that there's a train from Central Station up to Alkmaar. Seems like there is a direct train going in most directions out of Amsterdam Central Station ... Almaar isn't all that far northwest of the city and there is a rail line running through it. You'll find a map of the Alkmaar centrum area on the internet on one of the web sites ... as i recall, it's a modest walk from train station to RLD. From the train station, look for the town square and the old WEG and head west. Achterdam is 4 or 5 blocks and intersects a canal.

If you are taking a train down to Den Haag and Daine's Secret location, Central Station or Hollandspoor in Den Haag will connect you to Amsterdam Central, but I think that there are probably more trains to Hollandspoor. From there I think I'd take a taxi to Diane's ... too far to hoof it and probably too inconvenient to work the trams. Springing for a taxi shouldn't run more than 15 Euro ... small in comparison to the money you'll spend ... hell, I frequently tip that much.

Happy hunting ...

[Texas 11]

Thanks Bobo.fr for the address.

SL Dog, you and I are on the same page, as far as what we like. I have been to Amsterdam 5-6 times in the last 3 years, I find it still exciting, but this time I want to experience some other things, as I have 6 days in Febuary. I enjoy the RLD, but on my last trip I discovered Park 118 in Amsterdam, and enjoyed it very much. I have seen your posts about Den Haag and am going to make the 1 hour train ride to check it out. I have also been reading about Alkmaar, and am thinking of going there. Do you know if a train goes from Amsterdam to Alkmaar?

Sorry for all the questions, but you seem like you are the expert!

Thanks again for responding.

[Bobo.fr]

Be aware about using email: in the past, Diane's Secrets and Chaperonne didn't answer to my email!

I suggest you to use the telephone rather than email.

[SL Dog]

Hey there Texas 11 ... Bobo.Fr pretty much detailed it for you. If you are willing, post your email and I'll provide private guidance on my trips there. I've continued to go to Diane's for my entire time here ... probably had about 10 different girls, many multiple times. The place just works for me, even if all the girls aren't drop dead gorgeous. In fact I've found that many of the "plainish" ones are the best in the sack. Basically I've been looking for more of a "totally involved" girl than a playboy model. I've hit almost everytime I "swing" at Dianes. So if that's your interest and you have the 120 euro for an hour, let me know how I can help.

Happy hunting.

[Bobo.fr]

Diane's Secret

Laan van N.O. Indië 200a
2593 CC The Hague
tel. 070 - 347 63 18
diane@sex-world.nl

Opening time: From Monday untill Saturday from 11:00 - 23:00
Sunday we are closed.

[Texas 11]

SL Dog, that was a great report on Dianes Secret, I will be in Amsterdam in Feb., and will make the trip there to check it out. Can I get the address of Dianes, so I can look it up? Thanks for your help, and any other places you might reccommend I check out.

Thanks,

Texas 11