Amsterdam - Private Houses

[Vitrea]

Gentlemen,

I have one afternoon in Town. If you have to choose one of these two for a noon session on a Saturday which one would that be?

Also, I can't tell on the map how tedious it is to get from one place to the other (if one bombs). Vienna advertises free parking. Is parking an issue at Asmara?

Thank you

[Buck Rogers]

Last week I was in Amsterdam with some friends. I wasn’t there for “serious” mongering.

Sunday late afternoon while my friends were recovering from the past days, I decided that I couldn’t leave Amsterdam without having sex.

I decided to go to a private house. First on the list was House Bianca but I read somewhere it is closed on Sundays.

I headed to Asmara Massage Parlor by tram. There were 2 girls, only one girl available at the moment but she was a chinese so I declined cause I don’t like the type. The other girl was going out to eat and I should have waited at least another 30 minutes for her and I didn’t want to. Even if she was dressed and I saw her only for a few seconds I can say she was at least 7/10. There was another girl wrapped in a towel that just showered (6.5/10 I’d say) but she had finished for the day.

Next on the list there were Milau and Kwike but I didn’t know if they are open on Sundays or after 6 pm.

Next there was Amsterdam prive’ but there were problems with trams that day so I didn’t manage to get there.

Then I headed to Park 118 (note that I went out of our apartment at 4.30 pm and I arrived at Park 118 at 7.30 pm, most thanks to the odyssey with the trams that damn day).

Actually Park 118 was at the bottom of my list after reading previous posts but at this point Vienna was too far away and I was getting cold and tired.

An ugly madame opens the door, says the price is 79 euro for an hour, 39 euro to her, 40 to the girl, the blowjob is covered, DATY not included (to discuss with the girl).

Then the girls enter the room one by one. As for the looks of the girls (not all young), one was very ugly (3/10), one very thin (5/10), one 6+/10 but with a bad attitude when she said hi, another one I don’t remember but not more than 6/10.
I picked Anita, half spanish, half polish, that seemed a 6.5 to me.

Well, all seemed bad from the beginning.

The room is with the shower, I’m about to take the shower but no, she wants to show me how the shower works (as if I can’t use a shower myself!). In fact when she opens the water the thing where water comes out (I don’t know what is called) falls and if my clothes were half a meter nearer the shower my clothes would have been drenched. My shoes were hit by the water though but nothing serious also because they are water proof. Well she wanted to wipe them and she sure took her time and she kept wiping even when they were wiped and when I told her 3 times it was okay. I began to be demoralized because I was already aware I picked a woman that didn’t feel like working (sex) at all.

She also takes a shower and I notice that she (her body) is older and worse than I thought (around 40) (she was wearing a t-shirt and a skirt before).

We were about to start but she seems only to want to talk but it is not a nice talk, it really gives me the impression it is only a way to avoid sex.

Finally I started the action but after some seconds she had to check her cell phone.
We (I) managed to start and it was like having sex with a doll made of stone. No response at all, no participation, not a good smile, a mechanical covered blowjob.
After I finished fucking her she said I fucked her too hard (I don’t think so)

I took another shower, I still had 30 minutes left but I really wanted to go away but, hell, I paid for a hour so I stayed.

Then here we go again: she keeps talking again, complaining more than talking, about her ex-boyfriend, about the fact she wanted to go back to Spain, … Well I asked her for a handjob, and she did it with an attitude similar to mine when I have to remove crap from the sole of my shoes. I actually finished the handjob myself while she was touching my balls.

Satisfaction score: 0/10

I’ll never be at Park 118 again. I know we can’t be always lucky with the girls but when the service of a girl is THIS bad, the place itself doesn’t deserve to be visited again.

If you decide to go there, avoid her like plague.

Fortunately I’ll be in Frankfurt in 10 days and I plan on doing some serious mongering there :-) .

Buck

[Percent99]

First day I went to Parkside 118 Sarphatipark 118, 1073ED Amsterdam Noord Holland Phone: 020-6723022 Open: 10.00?-02.00?
Homepage: http://www.bellezzatruelove.nl/page4.htm
3 Girls present chose JANNETE (from Manchester) 8/10FACE 9/10 BODY 9+/10performance ** 40 TO THE CLUB & 40 TO THE GIRL/for 60min’ she was nice girl who likes her work and gives a lot to you with a smile.. I had a great session and after we talked and laughed a lot was. GFE.


Next day I had 2 misses as I went to:
1. Ria's Men's Club Overtoom 558(went at 13.00 ), Phone: 020-6160314 Open: Daily 11.00 am - 04.00 am Homepage: http://www.riasmensclub.nl/ http://www.riasadam.nl/site1.swf Price: 125€/60min . 1 girl was present old and the barwoman tied very hard selling her but no cigar.She asked if taxi bring me and I said no as advised in this forum I took a taxi to Cafe *** Brugge and walked its only 100 meters walk .

2.Than I walked to One block up and across the street from Ria's,to Amsterdam Privé Overtoom 443, 1054KG Amsterdam Noord Holland Phone: 020-6189110 Open: Daily 10.00am- 1.00am Homepage: www.amsterdamprive.nl Price: 80€/60min 3 girls were present and the lady said she had a gem who was in her first day at the job but I didn’t like her at all she was maybe 6-7/10 the other 2 were not fuckable (old and shitty looking. So the lady was mad I didn’t stay . when its her money she can decide.
I was pressed for time so I left to go to a meeting and blown this day.

[Merrick]

Another late night visit to Park 118.

Only one girl available: Priscilla.

She's around 25, 1.65, black hair, Turkish (??), small but nice tits.

As usual, 39euros for the room and 40 for the girls.

Priscilla is very enduring and supple so you can play with your imagination the whole hour long ;-)

I would say her DFK are rather shy and unfortunately covered BJ.

Another good time @ Park 118

[Praha6]

Kwikie
Bos en Lommerweg 72, 1055EC Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6865154
Entrance: 0€
Price: 50€/60min . DATY and Kissing €20 extra.
Misc: Expect 4 girls
How to get there : Same as Milau's

After reading Wankings report on Milau I today jumped on bus nr 18 heading for Bos en Lommerweg. When I arrived to Milau only one (of five) girl was available. She did not turn me on so I said I would come back and check the other girls within an hour.

Instead I went to Kwikie. The asian manager was easy to speak to. He told me to sit down, and then he presented the two girls that were working. One of them was my kind of woman, so I paid the manager 10 € and went with her to the room. She is from France and her name is Paris. She is of middle east origin. She has dark hair dyed redish, 165 cm, bubble butt, small feet and looking like a **** :-) I paid her 50 € for one hour (everything with condome) and 20 € extra for the right to lick her ****.

Fist we layed down and talked and carressed. She was on her back and I was touching her thighs and pussy as we chatted. My dick became hard and I told her to get in the 69-position. She sucked my dick and I licked and sucked her clit. Her pussy got wet and she started rubbing it against my face. I even had my nose deep in her ****. She switched position and sat down on my cock and started riding. I massaged her big ass. Her tits were bumping up and down in front of my face. I grabbed one breast and sucked it. I had her whole tit in my mouth. Her nipple got really hard. Now I was ready to explode. I told her to stand on all four like a dog, then I began fucking her from behind. I rubbed her asshole with my thumb as I was fucking her. Now I was horny as a beast. No more mr Nice Guy. I grabbed her waist and started fucking her hard. She said some words in french and I fired my love-juice (=orgasm).

I still had time left, so after five minutes of talking and smoking I had a last quickie.

Conclusion: I paid totally 80 € and had my best fuck in Amsterdam. To me it was way better than the window girls.

[Wanking]

Regulr Travlr,

most are about 15 mins from the center by public transport.

cheers,

Fred

[Regulr Travlr]

Wan

I am also a former frequent customer of the champagne clubs. How far are some of these prive from the heart of town? I usually stay at the Marriott.
Especially Milau. Those rooms do stir fond memories.

[Ripple66]

A little off topic - but does anyone know where in the NL one might rent a klein gezullig dungeon - with some nice bondage equipment - for a few hours or a weekend. I checked the StayOK website but they don't seem to have any special offers of interest :-).

[Wanking]

On Saturday afternoon and Monday, I did a tour of some of Amsterdam's budget Prives. I had read mostly negative reports on this and other Boards about these places that charge less than €100 per hour, and I really wanted to see what they were like with my own two eyes.

In the 15 years that I have been going to the Dam, I have never been to a Prive, up to this I have only been to Window girls, and Champagne clubs like Golden Key and Club Elegance.

When it comes to Mongering you often get what you pay for, but there are exceptions out there, and out of the 5 Prives I visited Milau's on 175 Bos En Lommerweg is a real cut above the rest. Read my review below:

Services : The 5 clubs I called to all said that DATY and Kissing were available and standard in some cases, but BBBJs and Anal are not offered offically. The 2 girls I was with did not offer BBBJs or Anal but I am sure some girls in those clubs will do it behind the managements back for an extra fee.

Ps: I found Routards Dutch club index a great help in my search for these Prives.http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...2&postcount=57

[Wanking]

Milau
Bos en Lommerweg 175, 1055DS Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6824405
Open: 9am-6pm
Entrance: 0€
Price: 30€/30min, 60€/60min +15€ Shower or 40€ bath (DATY and Kissing included)
Misc: Expect 5 girls
How to get there : Bus 18 or 21 from Central Station, and get off at street Bos en Lommerweg. Takes 15 mins.
Tram 13 or 17 from Central Station to Bilderdijkstraat, then Tram 12 to Bos en Lommerweg. Complete tram time : 25 mins. Bus is the better option.


Well occasionally in your Mongering career you discover something special and I think Milau's - 175 Bos En Lommerweg is a real Gem.

For starters, the price is lower than most other Prives. €60 per hour, and that includes Kissing (not DFK) and DATY. The women are hotter than any other Prives I have come across in the Netherlands, and the house looks modern and is very clean. Also the rooms are of a standard that you might normally find in the Champagne clubs. The interior looks like it was renovated recently.

When I arrived on Saturday at 3.30 pm the Madame let in and told me that she had 5 girls but only 2 were available. When I saw the first girl I just had to have her. Her name is Chanel (or Chantel) and she is Dutch with a French accent, she claimed to be 18 years old, and very slim with white skin, and long black hair. about 165 cm, and 50 kg. After she introduced herself and turned to walk away I caught the sight of her lovely pert little bottom, and this really did it for me. I knew a girl in school 20 years ago who had a similar bottom, and I occasionly still think about that girl, so I really had to have Chanel. Chanel much slimmer than I normally go for.

I told the Madame and then Chanel came back and asked if I wanted a soft drink, and then for the money. She really was a pleasant young girl. I paid the €60 and waited for her to return. She returned at 3.40 pm and I made a note of looking at my watch. I was also unware of the shower option costing €15 more until she told, even though there was a shower in the room. She asked me if I wanted to shower and I declined. I then stripped her slowly of her 3 items of clothing - Black Dress, bra and Thong. God she was really beautiful naked, lovely little firm breasts,that pert little bottom and a completely shaved pussy. She then Stripped me, and then slowly washed my rock hard cock. I rubbed her lovely bottom as she washed me, and I asked her if a BBBJ was possible as an extra and she said no, she also said no to anal. She went to wash her vagina at the sink after she finished me, but I stopped her. I wanted to smell her natural smell.

After the washing I pulled her closely and kissed her, and she kissed beautifully even if it wasnt very deep. I then bent her over the bed and pushed my face into that lovely little bottom. I moved my tongue from her anus to vagina and back again for a long time. She had a slight natural odour from her pussy which was pure heaven. I really wanted to savour the experience. After a while we moved into 69 position. Her CBJ was good, and then I got her climb on me cowgirl and she rode me hard for about 15 mins until I exploded inside her. We lay then lay there for about 10 mins , until she told me time was short. I checked my watch, it was 4.30 pm, there was 10 mins left offically. I got up, washed my cock and got dressed. I asked if she was on Monday, and she said she was off. Damn. I tipped her €10 and she let me out. A real pity that she wouldn't allow photos.

I decided to go back on Monday even though Channel wasnt on. I was presented with 2 girls Tamara ( girl in photo) and another girl. Well Tamara was the hotter even though she only sort of half did it for me. Anyway we had a nice session. Just one cum again cos I was knackered and my balls were empty after my 2 days of Swinging in the showboat. She did allow to me to take a photo though. Then she asked me how did I find out about the club, and that few foreigners ever came to the club. I told her that I found out on the Net and she said " Ah hookers.nl" and I told that it wasnt that site cos that is only in Dutch, that it was on www.ignatzmice.com. She hadnt heard of that or this site. She then asked me to write something nice on these forums,and thats what I am doing cos its deserved.

Conclusion : Excellent little Prive that has been relatively unknown on the international forums until now. Chanel is a very hot girl for this price level.

[Wanking]

Prive 96
Bos en Lommerweg 96, 1055DS Amsterdam Noord Holland
Entrance: 0€
Misc: Expect 3 girls
Price : €90 per hour. DATY and Kissing €20 extra
How to get there : Same as Milau's

After the great session in Milau's I decided to check out the other 2 prives on Bos En Lommerweg Street. Prive Huis - 96 Bos En Lommerweg is the second house i called to and it only about 200 meters from Milau's on the other side of the road.

AVOID THIS SHITHOLE !!!!

I say this because the women are old and hideous and the Madame was looking for €90 per hour and extra for DATY and Kissing. On Saturday evening she only had one woman available and she was about 50 and really wrecked looking. On Monday she had 2 girls available, one was young but a real minger and the other one was another totally wrecked looking woman in her forties. The Madame was very snotty that I called twice and didnt select a girl, and even got snottier when I asked her why she was more expensive than the much superior Milau's.
She barked at me "Because my girls are more beautiful and much better at the sex"

I laughed out loud before slamming her front door.

Conclusion : The worst Prive I have ever been in, but you could have a look as it is situated between the other two prives. The fact that the girls are the ugliest and the prices the highest on the street is a joke.

[Wanking]

Kwikie
Bos en Lommerweg 72, 1055EC Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6865154
Entrance: 0€
Price: 50€/60min . DATY and Kissing €20 extra.
Misc: Expect 4 girls
How to get there : Same as Milau's

Kwikie was the 3rd Prive I called to on Bos En Lommerweg both on Saturday and on Monday. There was a young Asian guy around 25 years doing the Madame bit on both days. He seemed pretty cool and chilled unlike most of the other middle aged Madames in the other houses. The door opened straight into a large sort of reception room, that reminded me of a laundrette for some reason, maybe there was a washing machine there. The whole interior is a little run down and old. I also got a look into 2 of the rooms and they are basic but cleanish.

On both days the guy asked me to take a seat while he sent in the girls. On both days there were 2 availabe girls, and at least they were all under 30. All girls were a little fat, the way I like em, but all were sort of plain looking. Ill give all four of them a 6/10.

Again because of Milau's I didnt do any business there, but I might on my next trip to the Dam. The guy quoted a price of €50 per hour, with DATY and Kissing running at an extra €20. He said BBBJ and anal would have to be discussed with the girls. Also he claimed as many cums you could manage in the hour was fine.

Conclusion : Seemed like an OK place for a budget place, not up to Milau's standard though.

[Wanking]

Amsterdam Privé
Overtoom 443, 1054KG Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6189110
Open: Daily 10.00am-1am
Homepage: www.amsterdamprive.nl
Entrance: 0 €
Price: 80€ per hour (DATY and Kissing included)
Misc: Prive expect 5 - 15 girls
How to get there : Tram 1 from Central Station, get off at Overtoom street.

I called to 443 Overtoom around 1pm on Monday. The place looks like an Art Gallery from the Outside. But beyond 2 saloon doors lies the entrance. The door opened 30 secs after I buzzed it, and I was met by a middle aged madame at the top of a large steep staircase. This place is pretty old and it looks like it has not been refurbished in 20 years or more. Still it has a charm about it with its red carpets and almost red everything else. The Madame showed me into a bedroom, and explained the prices : €50 for 1/2 hour, and €80 for the door. She said that Kissing and Daty were included in the price, but BBBJ and Anal were not offered at all.( Im sure the girls might offer it on the side though)

She said that 5 girls were present but only 2 were available. The first woman she sent in was a blonde of about 50, and she was totally hideous (-1/10). The second girl was a pretty Black girl in her early 20's, who I would have done If I wasnt heading back to Milau's. This girl had nicely blonde hair, and she was an easy 7.

Anyway I declined both before heading to check out Parkside 118, and of course the Madame got snotty.

Conclusion : Judging by the lovely black girl I would say that this place might be an Ok choice.

[Wanking]

Parkside 118
Sarphatipark 118, 1073ED Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6723022
Open:
Homepage: www.sex-world.nl/park118
Entrance: 0€
Price: 50€/30min, 75€/60min
Misc: Expect 4-7 girls. Very popular Club

The last place I went to see on my Prive tour on Monday was Parkside 118.
I arrived around 2 pm. The Fat madame showed me into her office, and without asking what kind of woman I wanted, she smiled and said in a real charming way
"I have a real special and beautiful woman for you sir"

Then this Asian woman in her mid 40's came in (2/10) and introduced herself. Well she might have been beautiful and special to the Madame, but she wasn't to me. When the Madame returned I asked her what other girls she had, and she got all angry and said "What is wrong with this woman?"
"Nothing except, that I dont find her sexually attractive"
She then said that the other girls would not be free for hours. I left.

Conclusion : Well the place has had bad reports lately, and I didnt find anything appealing about it. Although it is a fine house.

[Diet Coke]

Have you thoroughly checked:
http://ignatzmice.com/ and the device section?
Rick