Warsaw

[DoneDeal]

Great report DoneDeal, thanks for sharing. Hadn't considered this place before, but given that it was a good experience will plan for it.

You mentioned time in the sauna; I recall in FKK Artemis in Berlin, the girls kept away from the sauna as they didn't want to sweat and ruin their make-up. Was that not a problem in this case? Or was the temperature very tame?

Temperature very tame, big guy. I was at Artemis a few weeks ago actually. And I was just in Helsinki last week, where saunas are very serious. Anyways, this sauna at Lounge Gardens was very tame, plus the girl didn't have any makeup.

[DoneDeal]

Today I sessioned with Lola at Lounge Gardens, erotic massage. Another 9/10 experience. Folks, for the gentlemen that like these hand-wagging joints, Warsaw is a good place.

I walked in, asked for the two hour massage. That's the top offering. The lady showed me in to the room. By the way, before we get to the ladies on offer, I would like to mention that the boss lady was a total hottie. Smoke show. Young girl, her name is Anna. Boy, I sure wish she was giving them massages.

As for the ladies to choose from, there was one of them that I had seen before, during the last time I came to Lounge Gardens (but chose another lady). She is the older one of the lot, a blonde Belarusian girl. This time, none of the ladies super interested me, and this blonde Belarusian was giving me "I want to fuck you" looks, so I went with her. And it was a great choice.

Quick note, overall the quality of the ladies at Lounge Gardens is lower, I think, then at Desert Rose.

Well, Lola was terrific (that's her name). A soon as she closed the door, she turned to me and said take your clothes off, and I will take good care of you. And good care of me she indeed took. She led me to the shower, scrubbed me clean, sensually touched me, and got all the good stuff tingling. Life is beautiful.

We went over to the bed. She said lie down on your back. Now, for all the experienced massage guys out there, this should come as a surprise. Normally, they start you off face down. I went on my back, and for two or three minutes she rubbed my legs, and then, guess what? She went for the guy. She started talking to him. And he was talking back.

Now here was the surprise of the day. She started off by touching him softly and gently. But then she went from gearing 1 to gear 4. She started doing ejaculation-worthy moves. I gave her a look, and said hey, we are only 20 minutes in. She said yes, but you can do two pops, can't you? I said I sure can. She said well, you can orgasm now, and then I will let you go to sleep, and massage your back. And you can enjoy. And then I will give you the second one, and then you will sleep really good.

God that's hot.

A couple of minutes later, the fireworks went off. I remember, as I was about to get there, in a moment where your rationality is suspended, I told her to touch my ass. And with her non-busy hand, what did she do? She shoved two fingers up my ass. Yep. That's not exactly what I was asking for, or expecting, but folks, I'm already about to come, and she shoved them right up there. What am I going to tell her, stop? I went with it. And come I did.

She flipped me facedown, and massaged my back slowly. Rested me nicely for a long while. Then round two. More bells and whistles this time, all wonderful. And she delivered me the second time again, very competently might I add.

I should mention, about this girl, that she really is good at her job. It is obvious that she is experienced, and her maturity shows. She's got the right lines, the right moves, and she's not afraid to look you in the eye while she works the big guy all the way to the top. She knows what she's doing, and she lets you know it. Great performance, I have to say. I appreciate that.

[DoneDeal]

Yesterday I sessioned with Emma at Desert Rose, erotic massage. 9/10 experience. I'm a bit lazy writing this report, because I've had two spectacular additional massages since then (yes, I've been doing the rounds), so poor Emma is getting overshadowed.

Really great attitude, this gal. Ukrainian, young, 7/10 body but wonderful person. Did 1. 5 hours with her. As soon as she laid me down on the bed she asked me, would you like one or two orgasms? I like that. I told her I would like one really long one. She obliged.

Anyways, as I said, a bit lazy writing this report, but it's unfair on Emma. She was fantastic. Hopefully I will soon write the two reports of the two other massages, because they were fantastic as well.

Great facilities BTW, Desert Rose. Just as nice as Lounge Gardens.

[Winston Mayona]

Hey folks, popping into Warsaw for a few days. Landed today, and after a bit of research made an appointment with the heretofore under-reported Lounge Gardens.

Did two hours. 800 zl. These kind of massages are my thing, don't mind paying a good price for great stuff. The facilities were fantastic. The lineup, so so. Madam walks you into a room, which had 5 girls standing waiting for me to judge them. She literally said, here are the ladies, which one do you want? That's a bit too abrupt for me.

I chose Sara, the younger of the two girls that had the classic Eastern European look. Ukrainian gal. And we had a marvelous time.

I undressed, she led me to the shower, very nice (even if a bit shy) moves there. Cleaned me up, then took me to the sauna. Gave me a head massage. Then to the bed. Nice mirrors. A bit of a back massage, then on to the wolf she went. Touched up the booteh nicely too, which I welcome.

Anyways, spare you the lurid details, but it was fantastic. After a 45 minute erotic buildup, boom. Bubbles. Spring-time in the Brazil. The promised land. You get what I'm saying.

Great report DoneDeal, thanks for sharing. Hadn't considered this place before, but given that it was a good experience will plan for it.

You mentioned time in the sauna; I recall in FKK Artemis in Berlin, the girls kept away from the sauna as they didn't want to sweat and ruin their make-up. Was that not a problem in this case? Or was the temperature very tame?

[DoneDeal]

Hey folks, popping into Warsaw for a few days. Landed today, and after a bit of research made an appointment with the heretofore under-reported Lounge Gardens.

Did two hours. 800 zl. These kind of massages are my thing, don't mind paying a good price for great stuff. The facilities were fantastic. The lineup, so so. Madam walks you into a room, which had 5 girls standing waiting for me to judge them. She literally said, here are the ladies, which one do you want? That's a bit too abrupt for me.

I chose Sara, the younger of the two girls that had the classic Eastern European look. Ukrainian gal. And we had a marvelous time.

I undressed, she led me to the shower, very nice (even if a bit shy) moves there. Cleaned me up, then took me to the sauna. Gave me a head massage. Then to the bed. Nice mirrors. A bit of a back massage, then on to the wolf she went. Touched up the booteh nicely too, which I welcome.

Anyways, spare you the lurid details, but it was fantastic. After a 45 minute erotic buildup, boom. Bubbles. Spring-time in the Brazil. The promised land. You get what I'm saying.

Then she showered me again, and at this point I thought we were already at the hour and a half mark. And thought she'll give me a nice slow platonic massage to end on. Well, that's how she started. But then she started getting close to the wolf. And she got him hungry for some more. 10 minutes later, boom. Cherry blossom season, and boy was there pollen.

Two pops, two full hours, lovely time. She had this thing she does: gives strong eye contact as she drives you down the home-stretch. That kills me. She has that Eastern European classic "wtf do you want" look. A little death-infused too. Super hot.

I'll be trying the Desert place and the Shambala one soon. If you have any musts, please relay. Cheers fellows.

[Tedesco]

.... garsoniera website is open to members only, has an extremely convoluted registration process, useful only in PL and in Polish language.

Being in Warsaw this board is worth to scroll through. The registration process is simple but you also have to add your sexe (facet) and to write down the number dziesięć (written in this way) in order to show that you've read the board rules as this is the number of posts to write before being able to ask questions towards other users (PM function).

[Winston Mayona]

Odloty. Pl used to be one of the most important resources for mongers in Poland.

It seems I can not get grab of it. Is it still alive.
If not are they any good substitute sites for Poland?
I have seen the site https://en.escort.pl. Is it the same owner with escort.cz (or sex.cz) ?
How good they are in term of covering most of working girls in Poland,
How reliable they are especially regarding bait & switch, price, etc.

- Odloty dot PL is long gone.

- There is of course Eurogirlescort dot com. But that website is global and services multiple regions. The offerings for Poland are also comparatively more expensive. You'll find some of the girls from Escort dot PL on it as well.

- Now Escort dot PL seems to be the go to place. Most Odloty offerings have migrated to Escort dot PL. You can find the same girls, massage spas, etc. I wasn't familiar with escort dot cz, but just had a look. Website layout and style looks a bit different, but can't tell really if its the same owner.

- The coverage seems pretty decent and comparable to odloty.

- It's quite a mixed bag, and comparable to Odloty. You may get lucky and find a good one, where the photos are real, the services are real, and you have a good experience. You may also end up with a different person, and a very mechanical rushed service. So its like a lottery.

[Winston Mayona]

As in that Hustler with a capital H. This is another write up that I posted on the Polish boards last night. The club is situated on Nowy Swiat near plac Trzech Krzyzy, so far enough away from all the drunken partygoers and tourists.

So I broke my own rule to never go to any place with a tout on the street trying to pull in customers. At least I've read about this place before, so I wasn't really worried. Maybe they're not quite in the best location somehow? And maybe it's not prime-time yet, but it's late enough. It's the weekend and you can literally count the number of guys inside on one hand: the two doormen, the barman, some customer on the couch nursing a beer and adopted by a dancer, and myself. For what it's worth, a couple more guests arrived around the time I was finally leaving. Apparently still a 50 PLN entrance fee.

But it's not necessarily a bad thing, and first impressions are rather favorable. The place is pretty packed with dancers. Only they're all concentrated around the bar area, what with the bar stools and tables. The stairs lead down right to it. So I have to take the direct approach and say Hi, but I'm thinking it's maybe better to come in a small group of friends so you can more naturally mingle and relax a bit more without feeling outnumbered. As strange as that may or may not sound.

They seem hot and friendly enough, but ultimately a little too preoccupied with themselves. At least that was my impression. There's a strict divide between the bar and stage area with couches. So it's a bit hard to cruise, so to speak. I'm not really sure how diverse the dancers are in general, but one was wearing a masquerade mask, and another was from the land of myths and olives...

Great report Ikar0. Saw your recent post stating that you'd posted about your Hustler experience so searched for it and read it. Been meaning to check out this place, so thanks for the info.

Anyone been to Hustler in 2022? I presume rates must've increased given the inflation and general price hikes?

[Zimmermann]

Odloty. Pl used to be one of the most important resources for mongers in Poland.

It seems I can not get grab of it. Is it still alive.
If not are they any good substitute sites for Poland?
I have seen the site https://en.escort.pl. Is it the same owner with escort.cz (or sex.cz) ?
How good they are in term of covering most of working girls in Poland,
How reliable they are especially regarding bait & switch, price, etc ?.

Odloty PL website is down since February and before that Roksa PL was closed because of some police investigation. Now Escort PL is only site left, as far as I know.

Fake advertisements are quite common and higher price doesn't guarantee better quality of service.

[Rayamando]

That's great. Many thanks for that Ikar0.

Which club / s would you say are the best? Do you (or anyone else) know if any of the clubs have any extras? Or where you and the girls are able to touch each other unrestricted? Any clubs where the girls for example would at least handjob (preferably until full release)?

Cheers.

It's been a while, but I can't think of any clubs fully nude on the pole here now that you mention it. What's more, I more remember the panties usually coming off only during the second private dance. I haven't been to Playhouse in years, but never had a problem myself those few times. You should also be able to add Sofia to the list of legit clubs, unless something drastically changed in the last couple of years.

My personally rules would still be pay by cash, not card, and don't go anywhere with free entrance or promoters on the street trying to get you to go inside. My only exception to that last one with a street promoter was Hustler, since it seemed legit enough at the time and I'd heard OK things about it elsewhere. Had a good enough time anyway. Wrote something about it here once.

[Ikar0]

Hi guys,

Just wondering if anyone knows of any fully nude strip clubs without having to pay / go to private dance first? It seems quite hit and miss, and I know a lot of club will just have topless dancing in the public pole areas and then only go to fully nude in private / payment.

I've heard of the big clubs like New Orleans, Sogo, Hustler and Playhouse but I'm not sure which of these would be fully nude in the public areas? If anyone knows whether any of these or any other are fully nude on the public poles that would be great.

I've also read that askmen apparently voted Playhouse in Warsaw to be the world's best strip club, although on this forum that doesn't seem to be mentioned much. Has anyone been there / knows whether it's worth a visit?.

It's been a while, but I can't think of any clubs fully nude on the pole here now that you mention it. What's more, I more remember the panties usually coming off only during the second private dance. I haven't been to Playhouse in years, but never had a problem myself those few times. You should also be able to add Sofia to the list of legit clubs, unless something drastically changed in the last couple of years.

My personally rules would still be pay by cash, not card, and don't go anywhere with free entrance or promoters on the street trying to get you to go inside. My only exception to that last one with a street promoter was Hustler, since it seemed legit enough at the time and I'd heard OK things about it elsewhere. Had a good enough time anyway. Wrote something about it here once.

[Adindas]

Odloty. Pl used to be one of the most important resources for mongers in Poland.

It seems I can not get grab of it. Is it still alive.
If not are they any good substitute sites for Poland?
I have seen the site https://en.escort.pl. Is it the same owner with escort.cz (or sex.cz) ?
How good they are in term of covering most of working girls in Poland,
How reliable they are especially regarding bait & switch, price, etc ?
Thanks.

[Rayamando]

Hi guys,

Just wondering if anyone knows of any fully nude strip clubs without having to pay / go to private dance first? It seems quite hit and miss, and I know a lot of club will just have topless dancing in the public pole areas and then only go to fully nude in private / payment.

I've heard of the big clubs like New Orleans, Sogo, Hustler and Playhouse but I'm not sure which of these would be fully nude in the public areas? If anyone knows whether any of these or any other are fully nude on the public poles that would be great.

I've also read that askmen apparently voted Playhouse in Warsaw to be the world's best strip club, although on this forum that doesn't seem to be mentioned much. Has anyone been there / knows whether it's worth a visit?

Cheers.

[MadKapa]

Better idea is to use reviews on local forum (mentioned in post #5262) or recommendations from fellow mongers. I even think that it's a necessity, because risk of disappointing experience is quite high (fake or photoshoped photos, very poor service, etc.).

Unfortunately, I can't help much here.

Thanks but this garsoniera website is open to members only, has an extremely convoluted registration process, useful only in PL and in Polish language.

I prefer this forum because, easy registration I'm already a member it's useful for countries around the world.

[Tedesco]

Mero looks like a normal massage place? Didn't say anything about erotic massage on their website.

Well, do you tell your neighbours at home going to Poland for paid sex? Not looking on ISG since months the questions araising here are sometimes more than ridiculous. Guys expecting a fairy tale paying in advance a train or flight ticket, transfering money and when being surprised the lady not appearing. P6 is possible in Poland not playing the irrealistic guy. The new website mentioned works as odloty in the past. The Polish board was mentioned by another guy. Register, use your translator (even though it's time you need but better before than wasted later on site). If not, please scroll through the posts of the last years pre pandemic because nothing has changed so far.