Warsaw

[Grecolover]

I would appreciate it if any of you guys has had recent experience with the imperium club (

www.imperiumx.pl

and / or the Debra escort

www.escort24h.net/escorts/gallery/973.html

Thanks.

G.

[Monsoon64]

spent a week in warsaw. with the sole purpose of meeting a sex hungry divorcee from an internet dating site. but like all best laid plans. they do not go they way you want!

landed in warsaw wednesday night and after droping off my bag at my mate's apartment – we went out for a quick beer which ended up in the usual 4 or 5 plus a few vodkas. my mate had been reading isg and was intrigued by the recent reports on lmr.

our night out resulted in us returning in a drunken state and somehow me agreeing to go to the lmr party on friday evening – (i am convinced i was asleep when this was being supposedly discussed)

next morning was told the news we were booked in and we were taking advantage of their discount offer being first timers. decided i need some practice so got my phone book out and rang my pre selected odloty numbers looking for woman close to our apartment as i was too lazy to venture far. rang 12 women and even with my fairly good polish i found it difficult to understand their locations. a few did send me sms's with their address. chose luxury 35 who was 5 minutes away but was busy and told me to come round in an hour. whilst waiting – rang a few more numbers and spoke to french mistress vanessa – no only did she look nice in her photos but she answered the phone whilst being shagged and her moans and groans were a real turn on. decided she would be reserve.

so went off to luxury 35 and after a 10 minute walk got to her apartment – rang and was told she was busy –hmm – jumped on a bus and tram and headed to french mistress – but made a big mistake – left the phone book at home being certain she was the last number redial on the mobile. got near her place and rang her – but was given a different address a few streets away – asked her if she was vanessa and she said yes – so off i went. found the place and the girl – pretty but not the same one but you get used to this with odloty photos not always being 100. so started to fuck doggy style which went well but lack of practice and journey time meant i was knackered pretty quickly– so asked to change position to which i was met with – sorry but the bed is broken and i don't want to fall through the ceiling and break my leg again. what – you cannot be serious! she then decided i needed a hand job that i did not want – and not only that but she was intent on yanking me off and not jerking me off! so not having fun i lost interest which as usual annoys the girls –wanted my money back but decided to have one round of doggy where i thrusted for 5 minutes before concluding matters. so another not so good odloty experience – definitely hit or miss but can be frustrating.

so come friday evening me and my buddy aka hammerhead ventured off to the lmr – most reviews on isg were promising – we were first timers to the party scene and both nervous and kept on contemplating blowing the event out. planned to get their at 7pm – got to the tram stop and the tram there was not moving – brand new tram broken and refusing to move and our tram stuck behind this – started to panic – ran for a bus and then as we approached the bus stop the bloody trams started moving – run back jumped on – on our way but surely this was a sign that tonight would not be good – to make matter worse it started to rain and as we got off the tram we got soaked – even a few yards away from lmr we contemplated going back home. got to lmr – rang them and was told location – went in past the security guard who decided to shout at hammerhead who was entered 20 numbers into an entry system which only need 4 to unlock the gate –so basically he has rung half a dozen apartments and the phone system was going crazy. security guard who was 5 foot tall with a 3 foot moustache was not happy.

so entered the building and up to lmr – greeted by kasia – tall attractive, friendly, smiley and with a good command of english. lmr stated that the ratio for men to women would be 2 to 1 – so we were a bit worried we would be participating with strangers and not sure if we would enjoy this. entered the room and connor came to greet us with a welcoming handshake – we both thought he was a fellow punter and the first to arrive, so we went through procedures – 450 zl each which included their current 100zl off offer for newbies. emptied our pockets – given a robe and towel and shown the shower room – apartment was very new – clean and very nice – we were expected an old style place but this was a pleasant surprise. hammerhead went for a shower and i was introduced to the 4 girls, marta, kinga, kamilla and ala – each one was very attractive and more importantly greeted me with a friendly smile and kiss and seem genuinely pleased to meet me. i sat down and being engaging in conversation – the more we chatted the more i relaxed and sensed some chemistry. hammerhead returned from the shower dressed in his bright blue robe and i went into the bathroom. towels laid out – all fresh and clean – loads of shower stuff and a nice tidy bathroom. so out i come mr clean and join my buddy with the other girls. i forgot to say that there was a nice buffet laid out for us and we were given drinks upon arrival, beer, juices a full range.

a minute after showering 3 girls dragged hammer into the bedroom – i was left with ala whom i assumed wanted me in the 2nd bedroom – feeling randy we headed that way only to be diverted by shouts of come and join us from the other girls. so there we were – me, hammerhead and 4 polish beauties – i started caressing my blonde, feeling her firm breasts and full ass which was gyrating against my groin – i was then grabbed from behind by kamilla – hands all over my back and fingers running through my chest. that was it – i was off – knickers off, bra off and i as thrusting full speed into this gorgeous ass – tight and slightly moist – i looked over at mr hammer – who was dancing away to the music alongside marta – his member waving around like a conductors baton – the fan above the bed was in perfect position to keep us cool. i continued my thrusting – pace was increasing and my efforts were being encouraged and praised by my recipient. hammerhead was about to start on his women – kinga is a young slim brunette with a pony tail – the girls were in awe of his size – and asked if kinga needed some lubricating gel – she said to hold fire and as he entered you could feel the groans vibrate round the room. so there we were- 2 first timers with 4 naked girls – both banging away – what we forgot about was that we were the only guys in the room – we were expecting others to come in late and join us but for now we were in private heaven. positions changed, girls, changed, we were sucked, fucked, nipples bitten, balls played with, deep throated – it was all going on. i diverted my attention to kamilla. an attractive blonde with big breasts – beautiful breasts, which i fondled and kissed and then preceded to give oral sex, which seemed like an eternity. when i finished my face was dripping with juices and caused the girls to laugh as they handed me a baby wipe to clean up. hammerhead had finished within a few minutes and was being man handled, so he was smiling like a kid in a sweetshop or nowadays a rioter in croydon electrical store.

after an hour we took a break.

we relaxed in the lounge – drank some beers and engaged in conversation. i spoke with connor the event co-ordinator. i applauded him on the set up and professionalism of the girls. obviously lmr in warsaw is new but you can see a lot of effort has taken place in making sure that this done correctly. opening hours that do not disturb the neighbours, a nice establishment in the centre and good choice of girls. also importantly they deal with english speakers, which is a godsend as the language barrier can be a hindrance sometimes. in addition i was told the take aways are available if the girl is agreeable which is superb if you hit it off with one of the girls or want a follow up meet sometime later. i am sure this will prove popular. smoking takes place in the lounge but not the bedrooms.

so round 2 started at 8. 15pm – we were relaxed and no sign of any other participants – apparently a group of polish guys had rung up but not showed which seems a common problem – timewasters – good news for us 2 buddies but not nice for the girls- but despite the lack of customers you could not fault the service or enthusiasm shown.

my big boobed babe was ready for action and away i went – nice – just the way i liked it. i was a man on missionary mission. i looked over and hammer was standing over ala– glasses on – michael caine on a doggy mission. next to him 2 girls were on their backs – simultaneously playing with themselves, legs open – watching hammerhead in action and getting off on it. we were on our own private porn set.

but as usual went it's too good you end up finishing early and that was me done for. 15 minutes into the 2nd session. so i lay back and relaxed = being caressed and touched up for the rest of the night why my ciallis enfuelled colleague fulfilled his porn star ambitions. mr big boy was servicesing 3 girls one at a time – all wanted him badly – and he finished off my lying on top of the blonde – her face pressed flat against the bed. arms pressed against the bed – her ass being pumped hard – she moaned loudly in pleasure – his eyes were closed – mouth open and the michael caine glasses had disappeared – either flown off or got too steamed up. kinga and ala were licking his balls as he found extra energy. he came bang on 9. 00pm – as if his knob was big ben sounding out a chime.

our time was up = wow – 2 hours of fun – nervous first timers no more – group sex addicts (well small group) now.

we showered and returned to the lounged – no rush to leave, more beer, food and chat – so pleasant and most importantly we were made to feel so welcome. so at 9. 30om we left the lmr building. more verbals from the security guard – shut that bloody gate boys. thank god i don't have a moustache if it gives you that attitude. so were we pleased, were we impressed, will we be back? . well what do you think?

[Hapiq]

Enough non-sense, Kpiotrek. I'm not going to waste any more time on you or your LMR.

Which other girls do I need to mention? You always have the same 4 girls, Marta, Ania, Kinga and Magda. You are a pity! You spend all this time writing the same bullshit advertisements, which many members have seen through. From your posts, we all know, you like to eat and drink cheap stuff during sex and you like to use coupons for sex. That's your class.

I will ignore all your subsequent posts and you will be writing and talking to yourself.

Adiós, Arschloch.

LMR is a very good placeLMR is a very good place. I live in Warsaw more than two years. In odloty looked, but seen from the photo and do not match, very disappointed. I left in the streets of Warsaw prostitution figure. Overall, Warsaw brothel, unsatisfactory, not beautiful lady, older, service locomotives. When I am confused, I know from this forum LMR, and browse this website. Skeptical when I called the number and scheduled time.

Are not familiar with the road because of traffic jam and I had more than 1 hour late. But LMR good attitude, and expressed understanding. When I walked into the room to see four young, beautiful, passionate girl, I know I came to a good place. During the two hours, I like to enjoy VIP services. In Warsaw this place, you LMR, but also what luxury. I would say, LMR is a great place. I look forward to that first five girls, what would bring me surprise. To LMR, there worth a visit. I am willing to exchange a friend and this forum in Warsaw prostitution experience

[Hapiq]

LMR is a very good place. I live in Warsaw more than two years. In odloty looked, but seen from the photo and do not match, very disappointed. I left in the streets of Warsaw prostitution figure. Overall, Warsaw brothel, unsatisfactory, not beautiful lady, older, service locomotives. When I am confused, I know from this forum LMR, and browse this website. Skeptical when I called the number and scheduled time.

Are not familiar with the road because of traffic jam and I had more than 1 hour late. But LMR good attitude, and expressed understanding. When I walked into the room to see four young, beautiful, passionate girl, I know I came to a good place. During the two hours, I like to enjoy VIP services. In Warsaw this place, you LMR, but also what luxury. I would say, LMR is a great place. I look forward to that first five girls, what would bring me surprise. To LMR, there worth a visit. I am willing to exchange a friend and this forum in Warsaw prostitution experience.

[Anette]

Hello, once again.

I think I need to explain something. I'm the Aneta, who was in LMR. I have nothing in common with someone called Big Salami, so please do not repeat such a nonsense. I understand, that it may occure to be like that, but in fact it's not.

I would like also add, that LMR is definitely great place. With nice and pretty girls, willing to have a lot of fun, fantastic atmosphere, and above all, Event Coordinators are really people with passion and knowledge in their activity. I'm glad, that I had an opportunity to get to know them, and I was sorry to left the LMR, but, to be honest, after first party I realised, that I'm not as wild & crazy as I thought I'm and I prefer more traditional meetings.

To finish my post I would like to recommend LMR those, who are searching for true and good quality (s) excitement.

PS.

I've already watched all the available episodes of 'True Blood' and I want more!.)

[Kpiotrek78]

Yes, my American accent in the written form must be evident to you an everyone in this forum from my post. Yes, and no one else in Poland speaks fluent English. Sorry, love born and raised in the Midlands. Here for work as stated in numerous other posts.

Aneta was the prettiest? Hmmm. I know from the Event Coordinators Aneta has left. By the power of logic (Greek invented).

How is Aneta Big Salami? Are you giving her your Big Salami? No other girls mentioned by name, just Aneta. Pathetic.

Which girls were at your party love?

The Event Coordinators have had nothing but positive things to say about Aneta. They told me she had a better opportunity and wished her well. These people have proper class unlike yourself.

You pay for the environment and the girls. It is a very welcoming and inviting atmosphere. Anyone that has been there knows from experience. Your posts is far from objective. You don't even list pros and cons.

I will say it again, I frequent this establishment. I am advocate for what they do and how they do it. I make NO secret of this fact. I have been enough times to actually talk to the hosts.

After various posts, you finally post about "your experience" at LMR. You want to talk about dodgy. I haven't checked the website they should be having a party today. How would the Event Coordinator have time to post if he is busy working at their event?

When I'm there he's usually too busy filling someone's glass with beer, champagne or coke.

How about we go for that pint of bitter love? Are you up for it? Maybe a woman's drink would be more like it?

What do birds drink these days? Do you have punter writing your posts for you? You're English sort of gets better and worse depending if the bloke writing for you has time.

What does American accent sound like in the written form? Favorite instead of favourite? Organization instead of organisation?

You are a vile bully and anyone willing and wanting to post their experience on this forum should be allowed to despite what you think,"Big Salami".

Talk about dodgy posts. You are something else and it rhymes with PUNT.

[Michi T]

Holy Moley. Any info on this babe?

http://anonsik.pl/en/ogloszenia/iza32/

I would also be interested in this girl. Her boobs are fantastic! Any insights?

[Kpiotrek78]

Yes, every guy who posts a good review about LMR is a shill. You are truly pathetic Big Salami.

From what I read Lady K actually corrected the posters mistakes. Why would she do that? Why would a business write a glowing report only to correct the mistakes of the poster? Why not let the post stand as is without addressing inaccuracies or a lapsed memory?

Since we are playing fast and loose with the facts and that great Greek invention called LOGIC. 2+2=5, 10+10= 44 and Iceland is located in the Pacific Ocean.

Big Salami never reports on his experience at LMR only how he hates it and how they are trying to somehow "trick you" into, fucking 5 of their girls, eat all of their food and drink all of their booze.

Sounds like a very disgruntled ex-employee posting or something. Layoff the the pints of bitter love, it's coming through in your posts.

Cheers

[G3100]

Is the LMR really the only one arranging parties?

[Rampage76]

Rampage, Please write an update on Krakow afterwards. It's a student city with lower prices than Warsaw on a general note (20-30% off) , so fun should be aviable at a decent price.

With your fresh experiences from Prague, Warsaw and Krakow, maybe you could do some kind of plus and minus list, from your personal point of view?

Many guys read these boards, and not all of them post. But we do all benefit from good reports about the mongering climate.

Best regards, Ken Apples

Ken, You got it buddy. I will be posting in the respective Sofia, Prague, Warsaw, and Krakow forums when I get back to LA. I definitely have some insight and can relate some of my experiences from the different destinations. I feel it is important to contribute because if people didn't write their experiences, I wouldn't have a clue to start. Based on the feedback on here, I have certainly avoided some bad spots and found some good ones.

I can say right now that in Warsaw, Monday and Tuesday nights are known as the real weekend and the clubs last night were too empty to make any progress. After reading through several hundred posts on Warsaw, I've compiled a list of places that I want to visit while here but they are only open Wed / Thurs-Sat night.

Ezery, here's your to-do list since we are looking for similar things I think. Platinum Club, Enklawa, Mono Bar, Underground, Rich and Pretty. Note: each of these has a website and if you just google for their name, you will get the schedule. After considering my options last night, I asked to be dropped off at Mazowiecka Street near the bars. Even though it wasn't busy last night, I could see this being a gold mine later in the week.

[Spanish Main]

OK, explanation accepted.

I hope the parties are as good as described; maybe it's work a visit. I have never been to Warsaw, that's why I was looking.

Good luck to LMR

[Ken_Apples]

I'm in a similar situation. I'm here from the 21st. 24th and then off to Krakow. I'm staying at a nice, apartment-like place. I am looking for good upscale bars, nightclubs, etc. For the hunt. I also require my catches to be relatively young and money isn't an issue if the quality is good. I'm also fine with playing the game at the clubs and then keeping the transaction as a subtlety. However, I just got here from Prague and I really like the straightforward "what you see is what you get" at the nicer establishments (that's for another post after this trip is over).

Rampage, Please write an update on Krakow afterwards. It's a student city with lower prices than Warsaw on a general note (20-30% off) , so fun should be aviable at a decent price.

With your fresh experiences from Prague, Warsaw and Krakow, maybe you could do some kind of plus and minus list, from your personal point of view?

Many guys read these boards, and not all of them post. But we do all benefit from good reports about the mongering climate.

Best regards, Ken Apples

[G3100]

Let me know if someone are in Warsaw from August 28 to September 1. Would be fun to catch up having some fun one of the evenings. I will probably be working late every day, but the night is long.

[Rampage76]

Staying there for a few days, Thursday through Sunday. 25th to 28th of August, and lots of free time. Got a suite at a smallish hotel, so not much chance of picking up anything there.

Any ideas of upscale bars, nightclubs where I can go "hunt"? Perhaps hotel bars?

Money isn't really an issue, just want the best young meat out there, but don't really just want to hire an escort off the net, want to look at them first. Must say I'm partial to younger ones, and the more kinky they are, the better. Variation from home, so to speak.

PM me if anyone is in the area, and wants to join forces. Got a big ass suite, so party possibilities abound.

Michael

I'm in a similar situation. I'm here from the 21st. 24th and then off to Krakow. I'm staying at a nice, apartment-like place. I am looking for good upscale bars, nightclubs, etc. For the hunt. I also require my catches to be relatively young and money isn't an issue if the quality is good. I'm also fine with playing the game at the clubs and then keeping the transaction as a subtlety. However, I just got here from Prague and I really like the straightforward "what you see is what you get" at the nicer establishments (that's for another post after this trip is over).

Ezery, if I wasn't flying to Krakow, I would definitely have to PM you. As it stands, I'll try to see what I can find and share my notes with you.

[G3100]

We do host Stag parties but only on the days of operation which is Wednesday-Saturday.

We block out the preset Wed-Saturday times for those who want to arrange a private Stag event.

We DO NOT host parties outside the hours of the preset Wednesday-Saturday times.

Hours on Wed-Friday: 13:00-21:00 (1pm-9pm) 13:00-15:00, 16:00-18:00 and 19:00-21:00.

Hours Saturday: 13:00-18:00 (1pm-6pm)

We DO NOT host parties Sunday, Monday or Tuesday.

You CANNOT arrange to have a private party on non-party days.

Hopefully that clears up that misunderstanding.

We will make this clearer on the website for those who have misinterpreted what is currently there.

Thank you.

Lady K

Thanks for clarifying.