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[EWineman]

Virgin Muc:

Marriott, Holiday Inn, and Mercure are all centrally located and respectible. Good houses in order of proximity to Marriott are:

VIP Club -- ul. Slowicza 16. My favorite. It is small, maybe 4-5 girls. 300 pln per girl per hour, 80 pln per drink. Got the triple play for an additional 100 pln, and got a lesbian show for 750 pln (two girls -- 600 + 150 for the show). It was a great shower with the three of us crammed into a little stall. Ask for Olivia.

Club Casablanca/Club Rasputin
72 Wiertnicza in Wilanow
tel 642 0047 and 816 7499
This is also a favorite. LOTS more girls and next door to a sushi bar. 300 pln per hour per girl an 50 pln per drink

Villa Rosa -- ul. Warszawska 12
0-603-56-94-81
This is out of town a distance. It has the most girls and the best interior. Same prices as Club Rasputin

There is a new club in Marki called Planeta Kobiet on
Ul. Kosciuszki 16. It advertises as being opened 24 hours. Haven't heard any reviews.

Alternatively, you can go to one of the studios near the Marriott and negotiate to take a girl back to your hotel room.

Let me know how the evening goes. I am trawling this Wednesday night.

Good luck

[Virgin Muc]

Gentlemen!

I need your help! Desperately!
My buddy and I travel to Warsaw tomorrow (April 21st). It´s not just a business trip :-)))

I´m now looking for a reasonable and good accomodation not too far away from entertainmant areas!

Question #2: Has anybody the really latest informations where to go and spend the evening/night?!

Thanks a lot!

A Munich virgin!!!

[Digital]

Visited the Club at Wiertnicza a week or so ago. Looking for my skinny Siberian but she was on days off! So settled on another young, skinny one - Inga - who was great fun, shaven and up for the triple play. Another cracker night!

[Maciorus]

In that case: well done !!! Keep up th e good "work"!!!

[Jetlagged]

Maciorus, Should have said 1,200 zl (appx 300 euros) was for 2 hours with 2 girls in a large 6 seater jacuzzi. That is not expensive for a place of this quality in Warsaw. Am very experienced in Warsaw, sex in apts from 100 zl (25 euro) per hour, in brothels from 200 - 300 zl per hour depending on quality (meaning beauty, no of irls, age of girls). I was not ripped off. Am a regular visitor and get charged local rather than tourist rates.
Please visit this place and you can appreciate for yourself.

[Maciorus]

jetlagged: 1200 is a LOT, even for 2 girls, now i dont know the prices there nor the service but you shouldnt pay more then 800 (and thats for a GREAT service). I would negotiate the price up front with all the do's and don'ts, that way you can be sure youre not getting ripped off. Take care!

[Jetlagged]

On a recent visit went to Villa Rosa. Discovered they have closed up the old building and moved into a new custom brothel right behind it. Big bar area, many sofas, two dance podiums and the bedrooms are large and clean (big beds and en suite showers). Also, big and small jacuzzi rooms. Maybe 20 girls midweek and more at weekend. Had two crackers in the large jacuzzi (bed alongside) for 1,200 zlotes.

Used to think this was a great brothel, now I believe it is one of best in Europe.

[OttoGraham]

Warsaw is not a punter's paradise. But even so, there are some women to be had. Some random musings:

I recently was in Warsaw on business, and stayed for a couple of nights at the Hotel Europejski. It's downtown on Krakowskie Przedmescie (forgive my spelling), about six blocks from the Royal Palace. It's a run-down old place, but clean and quiet. Ask for a room facing the interior. Breakfast buffet is included in the morning, bed was comfortable. I booked through www.clickinternational.com, the rate was $60 per night. The same site can give you a room at the Marriott for about $100 a night. The Marriott is nicer, but I don't think it's $40 nicer. Maybe. Personally, so long as a place is clean and quiet and the bed is comforable, I am satisfied.

Restaurant scene in Warsaw is getting better. A place called "Soma" is a terrific brewpub and inexpensive. I also had a fun time at a tea house on the Old Town square. 30-something teas on the menu. A Mexican place called "The Mexican" was a fair rendition of Tex-Mex. Literature Cafe on Krakowskie was a fun place for a coffee and some food. A lot of decent restaurants can be found in the "In Your Pocket" guide, which is an excellent Warsaw primer and which you ought to have when you visit the city.

As for women, what I said is that the city is not a punter's paradise the way Buenos Aires is. The only action I had while there was a hotel hooker from the Europejski using the name Lilia, she was 25 or so, 5'6" slim with a b+ cup. Active, enthusiastic, and with a great ass I admired while doing her doggie-style. You'll find her in the evenings sitting somewhere in the lobby wearing something slutty. She told me she works until 2 a.m. The night I had her I was not in the mood for negotiating, so we turned her first offer of 100 Euros for an hour into 60 pounds sterling for 2. For this we slapped ass two times, was plenty for me, and I'd had enough when she said "do widzenia." Apparently she has a blonde partner who works the lobby with her. She doesn't speak much English, so I can't say anything for out-of-bed companionship, but in bed she was just what I was wanting that night, a good lay without complications.

In general, the rule for hotels is that if you want some action, just go down to the lobby, sit yourself down, and any women sitting alone or in pairs are definitely yours for a price. Don't be shy, because most of the time you have to make the first move, the hotels don't want guests bothered when they aren't looking to get laid.

I can't say anything about massage parlors or brothels, since those aren't my thing. As for internet availability, one girl is available in Warsaw on www.academygirls.co.uk. This is a reputable and good agency, but the girl wants a ridiculous 600 Euros for an overnight. This is about twice what I would settle on. Beyond that, I don't have any skinny on internet escorts.

I hope this helps somebody.

-Uncle Otto

[EWineman]

Gents: I had a good night out last week. Just some commentary:

Kokomo -- Digital is bang on. Great lap dances but that is all you will get. My buddy and I were the only two blokes (Thurs. night at 10 pm) and there were 21 girls. Cab drivers stand at the entrance and offer to take you to meet girls. I recommend you pass on the offer.

Club Casablanca/Rasputin (see Digital Post) -- Indeed many beautiful woman. I let my self be taken advantage of, ended up buying lots of drinks and getting no action. Lined up two girls for an hour (@300 pln = 600 pln) and made the mistake of buying drinks. Over an hour later the room was still not available, I am buying drinks, and feeling like a sap. Ended up leaving because I ran out of money before I got to the room. They do take Visa and MC, but declined. I will go back since the women are gorgeous and it is convenient, but I will be more carefull.

VIP Club -- I found heaven! After fiasco above and recharging at an ATM, went to VIP Club -- ul. Slowicza 16; it is very close to the airport in a residential community. Negotiated with one girl for her and her friend (600 pln) and they asked for 150 pln extra (off the books) for a lesbian act in which I got to participate. I was a lot more careful with the drinks and the time spent was well worth the added price.

Word of advice: If you are going for a two-some or lesbian show, approach one girl and get her to set it up. If they won't go to the legths you want, they will most certainly point out one of their more willing colleagues -- generally a drink is sufficient to get this arranged. This is also a good approach if you want Greek from them. They might not do it but will know which of the other girls will.

Good luck!

[Digital]

OK guys, a report on the Kokomo. Expensive - 40 PLN admission, Zywiec 14 PLN a bottle, (didn't dare ask how much the real champagne was but a glass of bubbly for the girls was 100 PLN) and 100PLN for an up close and personal lap dance. No evidence of additional services being available and a chat with an affable young bar man supported this view. However he did suggest an alternative not far away and yes, I got hit for the taxi fare and waiting time etc., but this proved to be a good investment for the future. Variously known as Club Casablanca and Club Rasputin, it's at 72 Wiertnicza in Wilanow, tel 642 0047 and 816 7499, and there were about 8 or 9 girls who all seemed reasonably enthusiastic, even at four in the morning. My personal tastes run to the skinny and shaven and I hit lucky with a lovely Siberian girl who met these requirements, and more! Cost was 300 PLN for an excellent hour - I'll be back!!!!!!!! But they apparently do take outs so I may well investigate that next week.

[Digital]

Ewineman! All is not lost, at least not yet! I return to Waw on Friday evening, but just for the weekend, and back again next Thursday night for just one overnight before heading to Tallinn. Yeah, I know, life's a *****!

In truth it is getting hard (so to speak!) to come up with something different. What we really need are some fun ladies who will provide a bit of raunchy company for a night out in the bars or wherever and then exercise the ferret for us at evening's end. I used to know a girl like tha in Riga - great fun for a night out (and in!) - but I've never found anyone similar elsewhere.

Maybe ianjohn can offer some ideas. I'm hoping to get some suggestions from him before the weekend.

You can contact me at sjdigital@yahoo.co.uk if you have any ideas.

[EWineman]

Digital: Have you made it back to our fair city? Anything to report would be appreciated!

Gents: My buddy and I have arranged the rare "extended visa" for one night late next week. We have done the routine at a couple of strip clubs, Villa Rosa, and the 100 zloty/hr. apartments. While we will have some time we don't want to kill the evening trying to talk some strippers into going out with us after their shift ends. Anyone have any suggestions for something new or different? You guys who live here, any thoughts on something unique? Dzinki!

[Krishna247]

don't know about kokomo (must say that every time I have been there - the girls didn't want to know - but maybe it's changed a bit since I was there last.
However - will share with you two tidbits :
1 - is the MDM hotel - wow for the price I paid (which was around 40 USD) I got an apartment with one of the best views of the city - and in the city ! - and also really great room, where you would no doubt pay a lot more anywhere else.

2. for some fun we went to the Sofia - which turned out to be OK - really nice girls doing their stuff - except that "no touching" policy applies. However if you approach everything "correctly" - don't just say "how about a f*** !" - then you should be able to get a girl out with you.

[Digital]

Re EWineman's query about the Kokomo, can anyone offer any experience of the availability of the girls? I'm due back in Warsaw later this month and this could be a convenient spot for me. In the meantime I'm braving the extreme cold of Tallinn (-25 degrees) and hoping to find something cute to warm me up at night!