Warsaw

[EastGoing]

My dear friend, if we ever meet it won't be in Poland for sure, and I expect a whole brewery from you! Jokes apart, I try to answer step by step for what I can remember.

1) You can't imagine how maniacally I prepare a trip: flights, hotels, maps and obviously girls' phones, addresses, reviews, fares, performances, etc. To be short, I didn't mention the tens of phone numbers I called unsuccessfully and the really few addresses indeed I visited without result, if you read carefully all my reports (probably you haven't) the latter are nearly all mentioned. I agree (and stated it) that I didn't dedicate myself fully to hunting, I had got your suggestion to try in daytime, but I was too busy with cultural and sightseeing attractions. You can get worse or better sex anywhere, but not all the times you'll be in such a beautiful city, so I gave absolute priority to visiting it, since normally I don't go back to a place I've already been to, and I had already made up my mind as a not-worth-hunting place for Warsaw. 15 years ago I had been to Amsterdam for the famous red light district, I realized very quickly I was wasting time and money and left. I rate Warsaw (and therefore Poland) my second worst mongering place ever. However I'll soon be (back, because it highly deserves mongers' presence) in Bucharest, so I took also that into account when I decided to sacrify mongering activities and spare efforts and money. Just for a laughter, the Chalubinskiego address I thanked you for. Had been there on Monday afternoon, wanted to go back around midnight, I rang the number on the calling card they gave me and some registered tape in Polish answered. I thought they were closed, maybe they finish by 10pm, too late. I don't even think to try to go there to ring the bell. The following morning a girl there explained to me that actually they forgot to put 22 ahead of what I thought to be a mobile number. I know 22 is the area code of Warsaw, but don't tell me you want me to guess that a calling card doesn't carry the full number to be dialled! For instance on Sunday I tried the 4 numbers WawaTom suggested, if I'm not mistaken 2 rang without answer and 2 were off. I provided a place by myself, I'll describe it in next episode, something I never came across before, in spite of many years of mongering with hundreds of girls from anywhere.

2) I kept eyes open for flyers, because I remembered reading about them in posts, but really could find few of few places, only a couple of brothels or clubs and mostly single girls. I remember the flyer of Nowogrodzka, which you personally evaluated bad; Aisha Club, I don't remember what but there was something no good to me, like for Placa Konstitucij. Also, not interested in clubs, already fucked (at and by) Imperium, so no chance for Sogo Club, Sin Club, etc. As to single girls, selfclaiming to be stunners for gentlemen, I decided to spare the calls.

3) Pills' name: cyclo3fort, supposed to improve circulation of fluids by repairing damaged or broken veins and pipes. As I said in previous reports, in the beginning I still wanted to comply with my mongering obligations at all costs. Eventually I fell in love with the city, realized the non-convenience and worthlessness of hunting in Warsaw and decided to keep a low profile with just "nominal" hunting, not even daily.

4) It could be the first house with red roof behind Emaliowa through Zniwna on the right, really can't tell, it was night time, in the rain and with the closest light pole at a certain distance, no light either from the house, just the ones of the taxi, before he abandoned me to my destiny.

As to the link you posted, I remember these photos, if you click on "zobacz na mapie" you'll see she should be very close to Towarowa and Jerozolimskie, maybe she's one of those who changed her address without notifying Odloty, as I said in a report from still in Warsaw. So I don't know how you linked her to Emaliowa, did you call her (from Germany?) to get the actual address? Anyway, the girl was blonde, but if that's her, the pictures have undergone a remarkable liposuction, don't think at all that can be her. Also, I still have the mobile with the Polish sim, that number is not on the calling list, but I cancelled many so I don't know for sure.

5) Of course taxis are cheaper than in western countries, my "complaint" is the "risk" to spend as much as (or a high percentage of) the girls' fare in taxi. In this episode. 120 zl to the girl and 107zl to the taxi!

6) I agree that negotiating doesn't breed good mood, not only to the girls but also to me and to my dick. It depends on your needs also: your precious list, which unfortunately I won't have the chance to use, quotes ranges from 100 to 150zl, mostly 100zl apart from clubs. But that works for covered oral and vaginal for 15 minutes. For me such a supply is a total 0, so I have to ask for more and I'm forced to negotiate.

I read again what I wrote, may sound harsh. Since I don't know how to use smilies and the moderator cancels the "dot system" before publishing the reports, to avoid misunderstandings I'd like to clarify that I respect your opinion, really congratulate for your list and appreheciate your suggestions and efforts to be of help.

But think of this: 10 days in Warsaw. 8 episodes of 4P4 with 7 girls. 5 orgasms of which 4 very suffered, one for phisycal damages. 2 for arguing with bloody "bad providers", one "lonely and sad", still to be described, and one really good that I'll remember long, probably boosted in my top ranking list also by the disasters of the previous days.

General daily costs: 42 euros for (bad) cheapest hotel I could find, some 30+ for nothing special to eat. 25 for flight amortization, some 25+ average for miscellaneous and basic necessities. About 130 euros a day without counting girls and taxis (I intentionally didn't include costs like excursion trips).1830 zl should be the total amount for the girls, about 455 euros. About 200euros a day makes about (but must be more than that) 2000 euros for the whole matter. Is that cheap? In Warsaw, Poland? Was it worth it? Yes, because I enjoyed a very beautiful city!

What a pity that the initial main purpose was to monger! 2000+ euros to meet 7 females, not all fuckable, in 8 encounters managed to give me 4 troubled orgasms and one very good.

I still have to finish the episodes, I just hope not to get criticized for discussions about money by punters sleeping, maybe company-sponsored, at Hilton, Marriott, etc.

Once again, how did you link that girl to Emaliowa?

Cheers

[Neuro666]

Eastgoing: I'm sorry about your experiences. I wasn't aware you still were in Warsaw. On the other hand, I was just 2 weeks back from my trip, I'm a busy man and I did finish a comprehensive report in my natural language for my home forum first, and immediately I wrote the english summary. Anyway, if we ever meet, I owe you a beer. But, on the other hand, you could admit, that, if you read back in the forum, you will find plenty of addresses of brothels. And didn't you recognize the flyers sticking on cars in the city? On half of them the full address is written on, so no need for difficult phone calls, and for sure this would be an up to date information.

I have read about your dick and I'm somewhat concerned. You got pills from the doctor to get it unswollen? I always hear it from people the other way around, they buy pills to get it swollen. If one has a medical problem with some swelling, I would have expected, the doctor recommends some cooling. Do you remember the name of the pills, just for my couriosity?

About your last adventure: Emaliowa 15, so you have been there? http://goo.gl/maps/2EOA2

That looks a bit strange.

I further found this girl (with 3 different adverts) points to that street: http://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-t...lat/39442.html

I wouldn't have considered her of several reasons, but she got good critics (if have would have read that before, I would maybe have changed my mind). But maybe your girl was a different one. Anyway, from that address there would have been maybe a 15 minutes walk to the next tram station, as you can see on google maps (but late at night they probably stop service, one need to find the night busses, there are maps about it at ZTM). Anyway, I think taxi is still cheap in Poland, half of the price in western europe, so there is not much to complain.

Furthermore, I wouldn't negotiate about prices that much, we are not at an oriental bazar there, the mood of the girls would come down and you want them to have good mood and a good service. The only thing you could negotiate maybe a little bit are the prices for add ons.

And, as I said, my own experiences are, the best times to call girls is during daytime on weekdays, not in the evening hours or on weekend. The latter times are still good to visit brothels.

[EastGoing]

Woke up early for a nice 4+ hours excursion, rest of the afternoon in Copernicus Science Center, if I remember right. I go back to the hotel to rest and research some more numbers, otherwise what will I post? What will I say to (envious) friends back home? The list of cultural and sightseeing attractions I' ve been to is much longer than the list of the girls I've been with, even if I add the just-seen-and-left, but minor of the phone calls I've made and of the unsuccessful list I've written. At 9 pm I even go to see a wonderful show of a great coloured fountain. It starts raining at the end of it, I've no umbrellar and feel tired, but I want to try to improve my "score".

After a few unsuccessful calls, I bump again into one of the many phone numbers leading to Emaliowa street 15, supposed to be in Mokotow. I'm by New Town, quite far, but can't stay hours hoping and trying to get something closer, so we agree 200zl for 1hour, uncovered included.

Even an old taxidriver with navigator can't find it easily. Out of a main road but luckily not too far from it, in the middle of nowhere, driver will say it's farther than Mokotow, he'll have to talk for a while on (my) phone to find it, I guess it's not the right address, no asphalt, paddles and mud. When the driver says "it's here" I'm really scared, a detached house in the dark, no lights, maybe not even neighbours, or they're asleep, it's almost midnight. Wouldn't go there even on a sunny afternoon. I would like to go away, meter is 55zl, WTF, I ask him if he can wait or come back in one hour to rescue me, he makes me clearly understand to forget it. It's raining heavily. What shall I do? Another failure? Lots of doubts and regrets. Ok, I'm here and got to do it! Also, with all those numbers online leading there, probably it will be the usual swindle, but I should come out alive. I ring the girl to come and open the gate. She says ok, taxi wants to go, I'm mad in the mud, under the rain, in the dark, lost in space, with my only hope of survival that abandoned me there, but at least there will be a witness.

The girl takes her time, like in movies, I have really little credit left on the bloody mobile after their not too short conversation to localize the place. When she comes she's a bit strange, takes me upstairs. Young, unfuckable, says we're alone in the house but wants to close the bedroom door. I manage to keep it half open. I already spent big for taxi, must hope to respend as much to go back, want to leave as soon as possible, for sure don't want to fuck her and want to keep my (wet) clothes on. I show her the taxi receipt, we agree for just BBBJ 30 mins 120zl. At least I managed to succeed once in a negotiation! She makes a couple of phone calls, some bad thoughts in my head, but probably she's just communicating the variation. We "start", but she goes so slow, is she ok? We'll need ages, anyway I'm concentrated on watching towards the door and on noises from downstairs, she says "cats". A door slams,"my girlfriend came back", but no light on. After 15 mins I think I've seen too many scary movies, so I try to concentrate on the blowjob and to get more motion from her, which instead starts concentrating on the clock. I manage to sneak 10 mins more because, surprisingly, she didn't check what time we started and asked me what it was. Unfortunately, it won't be enough. At 00. 39. 59 she stops. I ask to finish, I offer more money, no chance, no amount is ok, game over. She wants me to go at once, can't even go to toilet, only allowance: she calls taxi for me and pushes me out.

Back in the rain and darkness. Not with empty balls, but alive and so far in good health, maybe I'll get a cold in following days. I walk towards the main road for the taxi and soon meet one who's dropping a guy. I tell him I'm waiting for one, it's not him and he doesn't like to steal customers from colleagues. To make it short, I will wait some 45 minutes inspite of phoning the company other 2 times, obviously no english spoken. And couldn't manage to be picked up by passing-by taxis. When he finds me, we discover that there's been a misunderstanding about the address. 52 zl, almost 2am, day and nightmare end.

[EastGoing]

observed some 48 hours "rest" to help my friend recover, countless candies did their job also, but in the meantime i realized i fell in love with warsaw, its architectural and street beauties much more than with the girls, especially the hookers. parks, castles, museums, monuments, buildings, squares, anything anywhere is nice and much more worth attention than hunting a bunch of ghosts, lost-in-space girls, overpriced terrible performances and various hassles.

anyway, back on the battling field, i struggle to establish a contact and overstruggle to find the entrance of anielewikcza (or what the hell is named) number 2, minimum 6-7 phone numbers will take you there, not only from odloty but also from sexatlas. i'm (not) welcomed by an ugly fat girl that at first sight makes my dick shrink (thank you so much, i should have visited her a couple of days before). ask for other girls, just one comes but it's enough. maybe annoyed by my evident embarrassment (disgust?) they "help" me out. in brief, i end up in wilcza 26, described in a previous report, that's the address of [CodeWord901], i remember a fellow punter asked about her. well, my "honey" there, eva, and her "unbeautiful" unkind colleague wouldn't suggest to me further inspections, when i was leaving i was asked how much longer would i stay in warsaw, i answered asking if they were afraid to see me again, and i was replied they knew i wouldn't go back there. lol! how could they guess? anyway i didn't understand the reason of the question and that made me feel uncomfortable.

the following episode was at imperium, already described as well, twin "tough" (i struggle to moderate my language) experience of the one above. to be honest, maybe i can't blame imperium in itself if the girl behaved like that. maybe it was just her being a "bad professional", they might not know about how she treats customers (or unluckily just me?) , i didn't make any complaint, but for sure they should and could pay more attention, i'm sure that if my time had run out they would have noticed it. for sure, differently from clubs in spain and probably in germany, they don't ask and don't worry about customer satisfaction.

more episodes to come

[EastGoing]

The day after I go to a doctor, according to the secretary of the clinic he speaks english, actually as much as I speak Russian, anyway my dick speaks for himself. Come out with some pills that I'll swallow like candies, in the evening it looks slightly better, still out of order, but I'm still hoping to be able to carry out the task, after all the main beginning purpose of the trip was to monger. After a few unsuccessful calls, I think to go back to the crime scene, they seemed nice and, if not compensation, I may get a better treatment. So I'm back to mamasan, yesterday's blonde and another girl about 20, zero english, surely worth a fuck, they say laughing that she's another beginner, it's her first day, which shouldn't be very far from the truth anyway. I notice that the golden eggs have become 11, mamasan's hen lays relentlessly, the blonde's one is lazier, still 3. I tell them about the aftermaths, probably they don't believe me and think I just try to overbargain. I offer to show off, but they're not interested. The blonde reassures me about her professionality, experience and skills (of course I can't stick my willy anywhere, perhaps a careful tongue may give him some relief). My point is, give me the chance to try one minute, maybe we'll have to quit. No. 60 zl 15 mins plus 50 zl for uncovered, like yesterday. I must accept, it's the lowest damage, probably we'll stop in one minute, but who the hell can finish or knowingly pay for 15 minutes? Early ejaculators? I'm so envious with you! I agree unwillingly, but youth and beauty at the end strike my eyes and defeat the probable superior class. Ania is very delicate, to my surprise I think we will manage, even if I understand that we're making further damages. When the goal is close, I hear steps heavily passing by and coming back. Cape Canaveral countdown is over. To make it short, to carry on I must pay a minimum of 60 zl for another 15 mins plus another 50 zl for uncovered. In total, IF I release, I will have forked out 220 zl. 55 euros, for an uncovered blowjob, in such a flat, in Poland, in my "clinically" critic conditions caused by them! I'm to leave but still trying to negotiate, my lower part is naked, but it's so shady I don't even know if they notice, when a not very reassuring man materializes. Probably come on his own for his own matters, clearly familiar with mamasan and the place, smiles and says "show must go on" and talks to mamasan. I answer I don't think so, I go back to the room where the girl, in this behaving like a robot, is waiting for commands by the programmer. I make her understand it's over, I'm even dressing up, but she doesn't move until official order, like Kinga yesterday, when I wanted to change program, quit BJ and switch to fuck to save my dick from her fauces, impossible because she had got different instructions. I leave by myself, disappointed for the swindle but with relief for being out safe, for a short while I thought I was going to face some big trouble.

Needless to say, my poor unlucky friend's swollen like before

[CfGeijer]

So yesterday I went to the Sogo club. I paid 30 + 5 to get in. I was there way to early when there was almost no one there. After a while people were starting to arrive and the first girls tried their luck with me and the other guests. A tall blonde, very nice body, tried to get me to pay her for a dance but I wanted to hold on to my money just a while longer. I sat in one of the couches drinking beer and around 10 the dancers started on the stage. After a while I went upstairs and the blonde approached me once again. So I paid her 50 for a dance. Very nice and I could touch her everywhere except the pussy. After the song was over (dance lasts for one song) she asked if I wanted to have a very special dance for 100 zloty. I thought she was so hot and I hoped for some more action so I accepted. However, she just too me to another more private couch and gave me some more of what I already had had, but more intimate. She rubbed her pussy to my stomach and so on. After that she asked if I wanted to go to a room to have sex and drink champagne for 800 z. I declined. I didn't have so much money on me and I don't know what I would have done if I had. She was very hot. I give her 9/10.

As I sat with the blonde I noticed a brunette who was steaming. She saw that I looked at her so she approached me after my blonde session. She started talking to me, very friendly. Then a second blonde came an suggested that they dance for me together. I didn't like this blonde as much but I accepted. 100 z. Very nice to have two girls but I think I prefer paying 50 z at a time to get more value. I rate them a 7/10 lap dance. Ten minutes after the second blonde approached me again and asked if I had lost my phone. I felt on my pockets and became coldly aware that I somehow had lost it. I have never just dropped my phone from my pocket, not even sure if thats possible. So I said yes I obviously have. She then showed me myy phone and asked for 200 z to get it back. She thought that she was fair and gentle by giving it back to me. I started to argue (I'm a lawyer) that the phone is still mine.Its mine because I found it-attitude. She finally accepted 100 z since I didn't want to make a scene. She said that the guards would take 500 to give it back. Feeling irritated, I left.

Went back to the hotel. Tried to call a few odloty numbers but the ones I reached only made incalls. Finally I reached a girl who said she would come. I waited half an hour an got a call from her saying that she had problems with the doorman (time was around 01:00). So I went down and outside and saw what must have been her. However, she was so ugly so I just walked passed her (she didn't notice me) went around the block and then she was gone. I wasnt keen on spending 300z on this girl. Maybe it was unethical of me but I had got hassled by Polish chicks all night.

http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcement...ele/73306.html

Now I'm in the hotell room wating for this chick:

http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcement...nie/77775.html

I hope she will come on time, report to follow.

CF

[Frenchie]

Club Sofia is a nice club. Located not so far from the city centre, in Polna Street. Lots of girls, body contact, but to my knowledge, nothing more (and don't go to VIP: you won't get any deeper service.).

Maybe the place to collect a few phone numbers for tomorrow, as some dancers may want to supplement their low wages.

Please keep us informed! .

[EastGoing]

First of all, a correction, yesterday the first time I wrote COB of course I meant CBJ. Even if it's obvious to understand, I repeat: any price you are quoted is covered (oral and vaginal) sex, all the rest is to pay apart, if available.

And now, episode 1:

Arrived at hotel in the evening, after settling and dining I start to call from a long list I prepared before the trip. After several calls, the first one managing to receive me is Ulica Dobra 3/8, horrible building, like everybody can NOW see thanks to Neuro666, inside and outside. A reasonable englishspeaking about 45 years old mamasan welcomes me, there's just one girl, quoted 20 years, she'll say 19 or viceverse. Kinga is nothing special, zero english, we'll communicate by gesture of hands, but she has a smile printed on her face during the long negotiation that makes me hope in at least a non-troubled session after the endless bargaining. I think I'll feel more comfortable with just a standing BBBJ (wouldn't dare to lay on those sheets in that dark room) , after some dealing I manage to obtain it for 110zl. 50 for uncovered. 60 for 15 minutes, but this latter detail I hadn't understood. So far I haven't given too much importance to her crooked teeth in front, and I don't know about her wisdom teeth. She puts her highest effort in performing, even too much, I think she's a beginner, anyway more than once I jump backwards due to her teeth heavily jabbing against my poor dick. Don't know how, after 20 minutes we finish. Mamasan says I stayed too long, I think she's kidding, but she's not. After 5 minutes I fork out 10 (!) zloty and we close the matter. In the meantime a blonde (reasonable english) about 38 years old has arrived, phisically towards the sunset but very funny, they keep me there over 30 minutes joking and laughing, even trying to offer me a drink, and they'll call a taxi they know (which will be the most expensive, some 8 minutes ride for 35 zl, to get there I paid "only" 30) , because I've already exposed taxi problems. I notice the mamasan has in front of her a pretty little basket, with 9 mobiles in there, seems to look at a hen hatching a nest full of (golden) eggs. The blonde has got only 3. By the way, I ask where is Olivia, which is the girl I called, and they say that among all those numbers there's no Olivia, they don't know any! Great!

Back to hotel my dick's swollen! WTF

End of first episode

[CfGeijer]

Hey,

I arrived late in the night on Wednesday so I didn't go mongering. I live in Holiday inn, a perfect choice since girls can come and go without keycards or other problems.

So I called girl 1 at around 11 and made an appointment at 14:00. At 14:30 I stopped waiting. She seemed quite nice on the phone however.

http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcement...nie/91045.html

After waiting I was eager to get a girl to come so I called girl 2 who was one of my favourites from odloty. She seemed very sweet on the phone and she arrrived as agreed, one half hour later. She wasnt as pretty as I hoped but her body was nice and tender except a little hanging stomach which don't show on the pictures. Hoewver, she was gentle and nice. I started asking "money now or after" and she said "now".250 zlotys including cab. She then took a 5 minute shower and then came out and started sucking my dick. It felt good, she had done it before. But only after 5 minutes she wanted to ride me so she did. I also did her missionary and doggy. I finished in the condom inside her while she laid on her stomach with her legs together. Overall rating. 6/10.

http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcement...-18/85002.html

I will continue my report. I think I will go to a strip club tonight. Any suggestions?

And what is your view on filming? Secret or not?

CF

[CfGeijer]

Hey,

I'm going to Warszaw tomorrow and would like to meet someone to hunt girls with.

Please mail me [Email address deleted by Admin]

CF

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[EastGoing]

Hi everybody,

Before listing the episodes, I'll expose my considerations and why I think that Poland is not good for mongering.

I would like to say in advance that I speak for what my experiences have been, maybe I've been also unlucky, and also what I say will obviously not work for 100% of girls, but surely for a vast majority. Also, Warsaw is a very beautiful city that deserves to be visited allover as much as possible, normally I'm not too keen on museums, I just enjoy sightseeing, but Warsaw is a pleasure for the eyes, has plenty of unmissable things, and making kilometres every day all day, mostly by feet, will not leave you with lots of energy to spend, especially having to hunt and fight against bad preys. Last thing, to my surprise, Warsaw has plenty of ugly girls, average girls, pretty girls; very beautiful ones aren't too many. Being an eastern european city, I would have expected a great ratio stunning / remarkable / very pretty / average / ugly. I mean, in Tallinn, Odessa, Bratislava and other eastern cities my head was like the periscope of a submarine, in Warsaw I would turn my head rarely, and compared also to the time I spent walking allover, I pratically saw little worth, with a fifth of such a mileage in Jalta my head would have fallen overtwisted.

A tour guide confirmed what I had read in internet, a good salary in Poland is about 700 euros, but many people can learn half of it or a bit more, let's make 550 euros. 17euros a day, around 70 zloty. Odloty, which is the cheapest site, starts from about 100zl, but 200 or 300 are quite common, plus, no matter what the girl declares in the ad, anything out of COB and straight sex is an additional charged option, it can even double up the prices (in a previous report I had written only "more than a half more") , and you can't try to bargain something like "I just want oral bez gumki, let's discuss this", everything seems out of deal. Prices seem out of proportion to me even you stick to basic covered sex, I don't think many Polish men can afford that much, and the girls squeeze too much, I mean that 200-300 zloty are 50-75 euros, that's equal and often more than a western country. In France, Spain, Italy, Germany you don't pay more than that and you get a much better service and treatment for less, and you are in countries much richer than Poland, with higher salaries and higher standards of life. Sometimes you cannot even choose the girl, because the others you see are "off" or busy in who knows what, seems a joke, no other men in the house, maybe that's the one who hasn't worked yet that day, take her or leave. The only choice you have is the length of time: typically something like half an hour 150 or 200 one hour, of course you'll take the latter, if not else because time starts as soon as you agree to "operate", not when you actually start, and both you and the girl will have to take a shower. Mind you, not together.

Of course, you won't be told that 1 hour equals one pop, but at least you'll feel more comfortable for peaceful sex without excessive timekeeping. Well, whether I payed 30 or 60 minutes, I found out that the tolerance is hardly 15 minutes, in this while they do all they can to make you release by appreheciating your size, your skills, your strenght, willingly changing positions, participating, moving, moaning and enjoying very much making sex with such a man. After this time, they get very concerned about your health: are you drunk? Are you on drugs? Why you don't finish? They'll check the condom, then get more and more disappointed,"if we do it this way you finish?". They'll even take a break and leave you alone in the room for at least 5 minutes, maybe they hope you'll leave? When back, they'll do all they can to [CodeWord140] you off, complaints, Polish swearing and comments, puffs, etc. If you're doggy you'll have to chase them on your knees along the bed, if they are blowing you they'll twist and try to scalp it, if you're sweating they'll refuse to open window or put on the ventilator in front of you, etc. Kim Wheather, the above paragraph is also for you, Imperium, after a bit of insisting I managed to be picked up by Marriott (not my hotel) for free, as they offer on their own website, which states 300 / hour, on other sites, like www.callgirls.biz.pl, they say 200. The best thing of the episode were the car and the driver, big Russian-like bloke not speaking if not requested, listened and laughed to my reports and troubles, probably guessing I was going towards one even bigger, if not else for the cost. When I enter I'm the only man, some 8-9 girls around the small counter, looking at me like a parachuted alien, they smile among themselves at my being not at ease. I ask again about "procedures", other 2 girls come from upstairs and sit on a sofa talking and not even looking at me. So. 1 hour 300zl, any option to be discussed directly with the girl. My x-ray machine, not very necessary in there, suggests one of the 2 on the sofa, Carmen, which needs to be called loudly by the bartendress (no music or anyway not loud) , not too happy about my cheapness. For a start she would like a drink, just a chivas, only 100 zl, I say I don't want to waste time, I ask for uncovered BJ, only 200zl more (BTW, uncovered BJ has obviously nothing to do with CIM, COB and staff like that, it's meant barely for the start, later on in the process you may sent out a drop, which would be highly disgusting). I tell her I'm already going to pay the drink, we end up with 500 (125 euros!) without drink. The rest, detail more detail less, you can read above. It's roughly the same experience I had in Wilcza 26, Eva. The difference is that when Carmen exhagerated I answered badly, she understood I may complain downstairs and tried to calm me (and basicly calm herself) until I managed somehow to finish, then disappeared, came back to pick up her clothes, laughed at me when I reminded her we still had some 15 minutes, but asked if I really want her to stay with me (to do what? Sex was over.) , ok, let her go. Downstairs I was offered by the bartendress a lift back for 50zl, I accepted, didn't want to stay there a second more waiting for a taxi that would charge me more or less the same. Don't know if the driver was annoyed for that, in the trip I just asked him if he remembered what time he picked me up, he said no. True or not, I'm sure he understood anyway what I meant. That was all. 550 zloty, about 140 euro.

In Wilcza 26 (tel 604180504 and 664279678) I was opened the door by an ugly blonde, asked if she was alone she answered badly something like "this is not." I didn't understand, Bucharest? A brothel? What a good start. Anyway a very beautiful but boobless blonde, Eva, came in. Agreed 200 / h + 100 for uncovered oral. More or less, same path of Carmen, but much ruder behaviour throughout the after-15-minutes-part of the session, which anyway somehow ended with my orgasm (in episodes I'll describe in next report I couldn't even get that) in her mouth (of course after first shot she abandoned me with a kleenex she had prepared well before end, I didn't dare to complain).

That's all for now. More to come

[MongerNick]

Since there seem to be doubts and confusion about where to go to have fun in Warsaw, some sources of information seem to be heavily outdated or undated at all, Alphatesters map doesn't seem to be avalaible anymore, we get much to less reports about the brothels and the scene and last but not least I needed to sort out all the information I gathered and collected myself through the years, I set up a list. The list consist of 4 sections: brothels, clubs, brothels (and possibly clubs) with uncertain information and finally just two entries for closed locations (added here just for your convenience, that you may update your own lists as well). The columns are: address, name, homepage (if available) , location inside Warsaw, streetview-link, description how to find (if necessary and / or known) , price, date of last sight of information regarding the location and a personal comment. Regarding the locations with uncertain information (and the closed ones of course) , I left out the appartment number; I just want to avoid desperate strangers ringing at some family doors.

Special Polish characters have been replaced. There are a few glitches in the layout due to the pdf-export. Don't underestimate the effort put into the list, it's the result of several days of work.

All comments and additional information will be appreciated. Please everybody, who will be using the map, post atleast a report about your expierences. Whenever there is enough new information I will try to update the list.

I uploaded the list to dropbox, I have no experience with them so far, I hope, it will be reliable:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/110049426/li...thels_2012.pdf

Absolutely fantastic effort! Thanks neuro I am sure this will help a lot of us.

[EastGoing]

In mongering, like in life, you need luck. Since I'm up pratically since 7, 30 of yesterday morning, gone to bed at 4 drunk, for now I would just like to thank WawaTom, whose suggestions I didn't have the chance to try, maybe on Sunday those girls don't work? Or they are among those who quit at 6pm? I didn't check their working time, I spent all day in museums and sightseeing, read your post and phoned at once. And I'd like to complain with Neuro666, if you had posted something (instead of comments) a bit earlier maybe I would have had some satisfaction. By the way, thanks for Chalubinskiego 9/22, it was the only good experience in Warsaw and also remarkable in my quite wide overall collection, don't know how much of this award is because of comparison with the other awful experiences in Warsaw, but still I'll remember it.

So, I woke up early to try to get another chance, because my flight was 13, 30, so I decided to try Jerozolimskie 121-123/6 and 18 and 117/19 and 21. Entrances are in the back, now I don't remember exactly because I was still half asleep and in hangover, but I rang one bell and got no answer, another bell a girl answered, I asked her if she spoke english and she put down, maybe it was too early, about 10am, or maybe I made a mistake; for the other two I wasn't sure of the entrance (there are 3) , there were people looking at me going up and down, and I'm reading now about red lights in windows, so I walked away before they think bad and went to Chalubinskiego, where I had been the day before. Had to ring a lot, when they answered they said it was early, because they finish at 8am, the girls were sleeping, but they let me in. Got welcomed by a girl about 35-40 years, little english, reasonable body but ugly face, she told me to wait, then an ugly blonde came out and 20 seconds later the same girl I had the previous day. Of course I chose her, I had gone there on purpose, thinking that if I couldn't find a reasonable girl, in case she had been available I could have made an exception for her, because when travelling my rule is to change always, never go back to a girl, no matter how good. Also, I didn't expect good luck in trying unknown girls in unknown places at that hour with also an airplane to take.

H 4:20am, nearly 21 hours up. To be continued

[Neuro666]

Since there seem to be doubts and confusion about where to go to have fun in Warsaw, some sources of information seem to be heavily outdated or undated at all, Alphatesters map doesn't seem to be avalaible anymore, we get much to less reports about the brothels and the scene and last but not least I needed to sort out all the information I gathered and collected myself through the years, I set up a list. The list consist of 4 sections: brothels, clubs, brothels (and possibly clubs) with uncertain information and finally just two entries for closed locations (added here just for your convenience, that you may update your own lists as well). The columns are: address, name, homepage (if available) , location inside Warsaw, streetview-link, description how to find (if necessary and / or known) , price, date of last sight of information regarding the location and a personal comment. Regarding the locations with uncertain information (and the closed ones of course) , I left out the appartment number; I just want to avoid desperate strangers ringing at some family doors.

Special Polish characters have been replaced. There are a few glitches in the layout due to the pdf-export. Don't underestimate the effort put into the list, it's the result of several days of work.

All comments and additional information will be appreciated. Please everybody, who will be using the map, post atleast a report about your expierences. Whenever there is enough new information I will try to update the list.

I uploaded the list to dropbox, I have no experience with them so far, I hope, it will be reliable: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/110049426/li...thels_2012.pdf

[Tesla31]

Where are the streethookers located? Best places to find?