Warsaw

[Dan Danger]

Many of you probably limit yourselves to the center of Warsaw, but there are other areas to try. As I have a car and live near Ursynow I have decided to start to explore options in this area and report on here.

The girl I selected is known as "Kasia Debut" on odloty.

http://www.odloty.tv/cd/flash_info_p...oducts_id/9435
from the pictures her body looked good and the comments on the site did not seem just shills.

The apartment:

5/5 - this is a new building on ulica Alternatywy so everything is clean and well maintained
The girl:
body 4/5 - she is definitely young, very nicely tanned with nice boobs and figure, a little bit fat but I personally prefer that to skin and bones
face 3/5 - not a model but more than just OK

The session:

First of she asked if I'd like a duet with her girlfriend, as I don't like upsell at the start and wanted for the first time to see what she was like, I declined. When the session started she was very eager at the BBBJ but not especially skilled. She did not want to DFK and when I went down on her she definitely did nothing to encourage me, in fact she complained that it's not fun because it's only nice with a "real boyfriend". Then we did some classical missionary and she was fine with it but certainly not encouraging or exciting. I would call this a GFE only if your girlfriend is someone who doesn't like sex and wants to get you finished ASAP.

However, all in all if you like young and pretty blondes to be sucking you off, she is a good choice.

WIR: probably not, but I may be tempted just for the pretty body.

The damage was 200PLN/hour.

Note: I spoke Polish with her and I suspect you need at least the basics to be understood.

[Watsa Dikfor]

I am not an old man and I am not a young man. When it comes to my preference in women, I really make no distinction, as long as they are not morbidly obese, heinously deformed, diseased, or freakishly developed. No matter what color they are or where they come from, I do not particularly care. Age never really bothered me just so long as they are not geriatric. What I am trying to say about today's report is that I had encounters with a couple of ladies who are past the prime of age preferred by most gentlemen in this forum, but since I have no such prejudice, these finely aged women provided me with two tremendous experiences.

After spending an interesting morning at the Gestapo Museum on Szucha 25 (a place I highly recommend to anybody who visits Warsaw), I pulled out Alphatester's trusty map and saw that I was close to the Pretty Woman parlor at Konstytucji 2/6. By far, this was the most difficult place to find yet but with a little persistence I found it on the east side of the busy street. I kind of figured that since it was early Wednesday afternoon that this small but tidy place would not exactly have the A team lineup. The choice was between a blond and a brunette, both well in to their 30's. Since I was in Poland, the choice of the busty blond was clear. Asia was 35 (that is what she told me), tall with a svelte body. The extra option of BBBJ was provided, encouraged, and thoroughly enjoyed. When it came time for cowgirl (as it always does), she rode it like she came from Montana. I loved her energy. The DFK was fantastic as was the doggy, when she was pumping more enthusiastically than me. That rarely happens. This blondinka was golden.

Because of all the physical exertion with Asia and more meandering around the Centrum area, I was really hungry. I had a great Indian meal at the Arti Indian restaurant on Jerozolimskie St. Because I knew it was very close to a bunch of apartment parlors. Vacations are so great because you can just take your own sweet time, and that is what I did when I ate that insanely spicy lamb vindaloo. After dinner, it was time to have another spicy experience. A short walk to Jerozolimskie 117/21 and I was buzzed in to Laura's parlor, an adequately sized place that could use some home improvement. The lineup was not exactly stellar but I went with the girl who knew the most English. Tina was wrapped in a towel the first time I saw her but she looked like she was well packed. However, when the towel came off I was surprised to see that she was pretty thick and not exactly well endowed in the chest. She would have to rely on her performance techniques to show me a great time. I am happy to report that her BBBJ skills made this session a success. There was no real GFE because she did not DFK, which I never understood because she had no problem with BBBJ. Why are so many SP's like that? Anyways, we did all the positions and worked up a good sweat while we were at it. After about 40 minutes, she got on her knees on the bed and sucked me dry. Another job well done. Afterwards, I was talking with her and I was astonished to find out that she was 40. She looks much younger. It just goes to show you, age should not be an obstacle for excellent mongering times.

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[Scoubidou]

I tested the IMPERIUM today.
I arrived too early (18:00), 5 girls were available only and I was the first visitor of the day. I would recommend to be at IMPERIUM between 20:00 and 22:00.
I selected INEZ - same as photo on website - she is a little chubby girl with tatoo on right shoulder and two piercings - lower lip and above clitoris -. She is speaking a little bit English.
Room (Number #3) was clean and confortable, it was equipped with bed (and mirror) and a small sofa.
Price for basic (oral sex + classic sex) is 200PLN for one hour or 150PLN for 30mn; I selected one hour.
With INEZ the extra are
oral sex without condom = + 200PLN
kisses = + 200PLN
no anal sex
INEZ was a little bit mechanical but she accepted various positions, she was not in hurry for the timing and this was really a 60minutes sex.
Global service and attitude was far better than appartments located in center of Waraswa where you can get sex for 100PLN only.

[Watsa Dikfor]

Thank for the compliment Alphatester, and it is funny you should give me that advice about turning away because that is exactly what happened in today's report (but more on that later).

Day 3 began with me touring the central area around that ugly monstrosity called the Palace of Kultur. God almighty, that building should have been torn down with the Berlin Wall. Really, who needs a reminder of the Stalinist rule? Anyways, after leering at so many beautiful female commuters in the transit area and in that mall with all that curved glass, I decided to take a little walk east on Jerozolimskie St. To go to Alison's at 23/7 (that's address 23 and apartment 7). Again Alphatester, your instructions were dead on, but please note as a reminder to our American perverts that the 3rd floor in Poland would actually be the 4th floor in the US. This means quite a bit of stair climbing. I guess this would be considered warmup exercise until the main event. One does need to stretch and prepare for exhausting carnal activity. Alison's parlor was nowhere near as nice as Studio 2 but it was leaps and bounds better than Salonik and Paw 13. After I was invited inside, I was told to wait in a bedroom while the lineup was prepared. There were 3 to choose from and I decided to go with a bubbly little (but still buxom) blond called Irena, who had a devilish smile and a gleam in her eye. The other 2 looked OK but their body language was not exactly welcoming and their facial expressions were kind of sad.

Irena did not look like she was 39 and when she performed it was as if we were both 19 again, but this time I did not finish so soon. This blondinka was stacked and curvy, just how I like them. The way her chest rolled and bounced during the shagging was quite hypnotizing. She smiled and had fun the whole time we were together, while providing a superb BBBJ (extra) and very sincere DFK. This was the sort of GFE that can get a guy addicted to this hobby. Afterwards, she did not rush me out, instead we were in bed just making jokes and having a pleasant time. She even allowed to take some pictures of her beautiful body. I know a lot guys in this forum may not appreciate her form but all I know is, I am ever so grateful to her for allowing me to capture some momentos of the incredibly fun time we had together.

After some more walking around the city, I found myself in the early evening back in the Central area again and so this was when I pulled out Alpahatester's excellent map. I noticed I was near Nicole's at Chalubinskiego 9/22. After being buzzed in to the building, I actually walked all the way up to the 4th floor. The whole time I was thinking how could anything top what I had with Irena earlier in the day. Again, the same procedure as I was told to wait in a bedroom while the lineup was prepared. When they arrived, all 5 girls there did nothing for me. None of them had a better than average chest, none of them smiled or showed any friendliness, and most importantly, none of them looked like they could show me a good time. Alphatester, this was when I took your advice and left. In fact, it seemed like everyone there was surprised by what I did, as if that had never happened before. It was just I did not get a good vibe from any of these girls so I figured that I already had one awesome time with a beautiful blond today and anything else would be anti-climatic. A man has to know when to quit while he is ahead. Today was a great day, why give it an unhappy ending?

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[AlphaTester]

Very good reports WD, looking forward for next one. I'm glad my map could help you.
When you come into an agency, you don't have to stay if you don't like any of the girls. Just tell them that you will come back later when there will be more choice. Usually I make 3-4 visits to apartments before to choose a girl.

Try to come back to Nowolipki 23/7 in the evening. I saw a pretty young dark haired girl with pale blue eyes. But she was going with another client.
Try also to visit Studio 1 (Ochota district, near a tramway station). There was a good lineup last time that I came there. I choosed a cute long legged ukrainian girl - Lena - curly hair, nice body & face, good service, speaks german.

[Watsa Dikfor]

After a great night of sleep aided by an incredible workout session with Zupza at Salonik last night, I woke up thinking about what other delights this city has in store for me. It is not all about mongering as there are many wonderful and fascinating museums and galleries to explore in this magnificent town. Thankfully for the mongering pervert, there are many brothels and strip clubs to explore also. During the day, I did the usual tourist things while utilizing their convenient public transit system, which I highly recommend, if only to see so many beautiful regular civilian women. I could imagine what they look like in the middle of summer when the temperatures are scorching. There has to be something in the water here to make their tits so big. I wonder if there are any swingertreffs in this area. Man, that would be a superb time.

Early in the afternoon, I decided to take a break from the touring and patronize the famous Studio 2 establishment. It was very easy to find. I arrived at 13:15 and was buzzed in by Carina. She was a tall brunette with long fake hair and big fake bolt ons, plus she was the only lady there. I did not really get a good vibe from her. She reminded me of some of those gorgeous Colombian women who have dollar signs in their eyes when they see you and then feel like they do not have any obligation in bed to actually do much but lie there and tell you to hurry up and finish. But, against my better judgment, I decided that I could be wrong (it has happened before) about her and we proceeded to start the session. It was 150 zl. And 100 extra for BBBJ. This girl was built like the proverbial brick shithouse and just the sight of her body did arouse me thoroughly. However, her physical effort during the session left much to be desired. On a scale of 1 to 5, her enthusiasm was definitely a 1, as was her technique. A substandard attempt at BBBJ lasted less than two minutes. DFK or any sort of GFE style sex was totally out of the equation. By the half hour mark, I was thinking that if I was fucking a watermelon, I would have been finished by now. I had to take matters in to my own hands and wanked off until I finished on her body. Studio 2 was a good-sized, well decorated, and clean place but sadly that is all it has going for it. I would take dumpy old Salonik and a great GFE over this overpriced and poorly staffed place, any day.

Well, after some more city sightseeing and a great dinner at one of many fantastic restaurants in Warsaw, I decided to check out Chlodna 39/Paw 13 before I retired for the night. Again, it was very easy to find and they had a big sign out in front of the building. On a side note, during the day, where ever I went in the city, there were thousands of sex place business cards littering the streets and sidewalks. I actually did pick up one of those cards advertising a place called Paw 13 at Chlodna 39. The girls featured on the card were incredibly sexy and alluring. I knew when I entered the heavily armored door to this roomy but delapidated place that those featured women would not be there but I had no idea how bad it was going to be selection wise. I was given the choice of an old brunette with saggy boobs or an old blondinka with saggy boobs. Since I had a bad enough experience with a brunette already today, I decided to go with the old blond. What a mistake! I did not mind that Anya was considerably old, not very friendly, or would not do BBBJ, but I draw the line when she is already screaming "Come. Finish" less than 5 minutes in to the session. She did not know much English but she certainly did know all the words to [CodeWord140] me off royally. I cut the session short, asked her to leave, and requested to see anyone else. Anya can keep my 100 zl. And shove it up her old cooze. Two more girls were provided and both were well past the good side of 30. The blond looked like a scary biker chick and the other was Chinese. What the hell! I choose the big Chinese woman. Seriously, she had the biggest, thickest JLO type ass I have ever seen in an Asian girl. Sandra was Manchurian and she was a long way from home, just like me. In that respect, we were sympatico. Her English was OK and we were quite friendly. The session was above average but nothing to write home about, as there was no DFK or BBBJ, but we did do a lot of positions and worked up a good, furious sweat. With our time running out, she yanked off the rubber and jerked one out on to her body. Afterwards, she did allow me to take one picture of her great ass. Thank God, Sandra came to the rescue of what could have been one of my all time disastrous mongering days.

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[Hiller]

Lately, this forum thread seems to be infested with shills. So I took it upon myself to actually explore this historic city and indulge in its many feminine delights. All my reports will be true field experiences. Thank you ever so much to Alphatester for providing me with the map and the research to help me on my way. I will give back to this wonderful forum because it has provided me with so many vicarious thrills. Warsaw truly will be an awfully big adventure.

So I get in to town on Sunday afternoon and find out that the airport immigration officers do not even stamp your passport. I actually like those stamps, even at the expense of long queues. I buy a bottle of water and a sandwich (in separate shops) with dollars in order for me to have enough zlote for the cab ride. The only problem was it was Sunday so cab fares were 50% higher and I ended up giving him a $20 bill anyway because it was equivalent to 60 zlotes. The hotel staff spoke perfect English and check in was smooth and easy. After a light nap, my loins were ready for fun.

Sunday night in any city is usually not the ideal mongering time so I kept my expectations realistic. Since my hotel was in walking distance of Salonik (Nowolipki 23/7), I figured that should be where I will begin. The map worked great and I had no problems finding the place; even the "Entrance" instructions were dead on. That is some good research, fellas. Thanks again. I ring the apt. And they buzzed me in to the building. This was the smallest brothel I have ever seen, and I have been to plenty. It was smaller than a US studio apartment or a one car garage. I only saw three rooms, all minuscule. There was a bar, a bathroom, a bedroom, and some other room that was dark. The lighting was a depressingly low florescent glow and calling the decor squalid would be a compliment. My hopes really sank. There was some half drunk guy on a bar stool and two 20-something Eastern bloc hood rat skanks in the place. These two greasy haired girls would not be anyone's idea of a good time if they had ever been to an FKK. Good thing for me was that I love skanks. The sluttier the better is my motto. I chose Zupza even though she wore glasses and was a bit on the zaftig side, but at least she smiled and made good eye contact. I paid the 100 zl. Fee, took a shower in that tiny, untidy bathroom, and waited for her in the bedroom. She returned with my 10 zl. Coke and we talked a little with her limited English. Oral "bez condom" was 50 zl. Extra so I accommodated for my desired BBBJ. She took off her glasses (she was very pretty), her clothes (her big knockers aroused me immediately), and we were off to the races. The blow job was fantastic as was the DFK. During CG, she showed great enthusiasm. When we were in missionary, she rubbed her clit so fast and hard that I thought she would start a fire. This visual just turned me on even more. She reached orgasm first. Aren't I the gentlemen? I was enjoying myself so much with this GFE that I did not want this to end. When our time was nearly up, she stopped me during doggy, turned around, ripped off the condom, and gave me one of the most incredible BBBJ's I have ever had. When I climaxed, there was CIM, COF, COB, and C pretty everywhere. This was a proper way to start a vacation.

I gave Zupza a nice gratuity when I left because she deserved it. I will be in this city for the next seven days and I hope that all my experiences will come close to what I had with Zupza. In reality, I know they all will not be this good but the fun is in doing the research. And, of course, reporting it to you, dear reader.

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Great report, please keep us posted for your seven days adventure

[Watsa Dikfor]

Lately, this forum thread seems to be infested with shills. So I took it upon myself to actually explore this historic city and indulge in its many feminine delights. All my reports will be true field experiences. Thank you ever so much to Alphatester for providing me with the map and the research to help me on my way. I will give back to this wonderful forum because it has provided me with so many vicarious thrills. Warsaw truly will be an awfully big adventure.

So I get in to town on Sunday afternoon and find out that the airport immigration officers do not even stamp your passport. I actually like those stamps, even at the expense of long queues. I buy a bottle of water and a sandwich (in separate shops) with dollars in order for me to have enough zlote for the cab ride. The only problem was it was Sunday so cab fares were 50% higher and I ended up giving him a $20 bill anyway because it was equivalent to 60 zlotes. The hotel staff spoke perfect English and check in was smooth and easy. After a light nap, my loins were ready for fun.

Sunday night in any city is usually not the ideal mongering time so I kept my expectations realistic. Since my hotel was in walking distance of Salonik (Nowolipki 23/7), I figured that should be where I will begin. The map worked great and I had no problems finding the place; even the "Entrance" instructions were dead on. That is some good research, fellas. Thanks again. I ring the apt. And they buzzed me in to the building. This was the smallest brothel I have ever seen, and I have been to plenty. It was smaller than a US studio apartment or a one car garage. I only saw three rooms, all minuscule. There was a bar, a bathroom, a bedroom, and some other room that was dark. The lighting was a depressingly low florescent glow and calling the decor squalid would be a compliment. My hopes really sank. There was some half drunk guy on a bar stool and two 20-something Eastern bloc hood rat skanks in the place. These two greasy haired girls would not be anyone's idea of a good time if they had ever been to an FKK. Good thing for me was that I love skanks. The sluttier the better is my motto. I chose Zupza even though she wore glasses and was a bit on the zaftig side, but at least she smiled and made good eye contact. I paid the 100 zl. Fee, took a shower in that tiny, untidy bathroom, and waited for her in the bedroom. She returned with my 10 zl. Coke and we talked a little with her limited English. Oral "bez condom" was 50 zl. Extra so I accommodated for my desired BBBJ. She took off her glasses (she was very pretty), her clothes (her big knockers aroused me immediately), and we were off to the races. The blow job was fantastic as was the DFK. During CG, she showed great enthusiasm. When we were in missionary, she rubbed her clit so fast and hard that I thought she would start a fire. This visual just turned me on even more. She reached orgasm first. Aren't I the gentlemen? I was enjoying myself so much with this GFE that I did not want this to end. When our time was nearly up, she stopped me during doggy, turned around, ripped off the condom, and gave me one of the most incredible BBBJ's I have ever had. When I climaxed, there was CIM, COF, COB, and C pretty everywhere. This was a proper way to start a vacation.

I gave Zupza a nice gratuity when I left because she deserved it. I will be in this city for the next seven days and I hope that all my experiences will come close to what I had with Zupza. In reality, I know they all will not be this good but the fun is in doing the research. And, of course, reporting it to you, dear reader.

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[Adamus]

Hello guys,

I continue report from my last buisness trip to Warsaw. Found an ofert of a very atractive lady,

http://www.samanti.pl/pl/profil/agnieszka

… so decided to do some internet reaserch to found some info. About her.

I discovered that she works for Imperium X club that is placed at street Radarowa 62b.
So decided not to order her to my hotel room, but take a cab to this place and see live what is in their manu.

The club is far away from the city center, so be ready to pay some money for a taxi during night trip. When I came there I found out that Agnieszka is not avilable at the moment (they adviced to do a reservation of a girl next time) as had some customer. I didn't want to wait so decided to choose another girl from many other that were free.

Speking about the place – Imperium X club – in my opinion a nice one at Europen standard.

But also drinks prices at the same standard - found from 50 to 80 zlotys Good atmosphere, nice chooice of ladys, good furniture etc.


http://www.imperiumx.pl/girls.htm

The price for 1h of company not very high as for Warsaw standards – 200 zlotys.

I choose a tall, slim blonde with medium breast, and model face. I can't finde any of her adverts so will place it lates if so. But possible is that some girls from clubs don't have photo adverts in internet, or maybe thet promote only new ones. Her look 9/10, typical model girl.

Speking about service. Covered oral (uncovered for extra payment) rather standard 6/10. But what can I say more for a covered BJ. Sex action nice, many positions and nice soud effects „ohhh, ohhhhhh” hehe 7/10.

So total score about 7/10. Good quality of service for 200 zlotys so not very expensive. Nice choice of girls, so worth to visit.

[Patranov]

Zagman36,

You posted 3 of the exact same post.

The only thing you changed is the name of the girls!

Please do this on a other form not on ISG!

[Cash99]

Hi everybody!

I have recently come back from Warsaw. I stayed at hotel Rialto. This is a very nice hotel. The room and the food was exellent.

It was no problem to invite girls to my room. They don't need the key to use the elevator they can come directly to my room and the staff was very nice and professional.

I'm off to my second trip to Warsaw and I'm looking for advise from your experienced Warsaw travllers.

I'm planning to stay att hotel Radisson Sas Centrum this time.

Does anybody have experience with the hotel?

Do I need the room key/card to use the elevator? And is that allowed to bring a girls to my room.

Which agencies is best in centrum?

[Filet]

Is there any recommendation of club or apartment with higher quality, like imperiumX and little bit higher?

With girls range 7 above?

Hiller,

Try Villa Rosa. You can find tel. and addr. here:

http://www.9494.pl/Villa-Rosa.5.126879.html

Locatet at Lomianki - north Warsaw suburb, 20 min by taxi from center.

[Hiller]

Is there any recommendation of club or apartment with higher quality, like imperiumX and little bit higher?

With girls range 7 above?

[Ricona]

Thanks for the feedback Ricona. Would you be able to recommend anyone there? Any particular hour that one should one go there, in order to get the best choice? And would not being able to speak Polish (English only) be a problem?

Hi,

For me Imperium was the best experience in Warsaw. I had a good GFE. The best time to got there is in the late afternoon (18:00 until 20:00), in order to have the best choice.

I was very lucky because I found a girl who was able to speak Italian, since she was in Italy for some year. But the club is English friendly, so don't worry. With another girl, a blond very nice one, I spoke English without any problem.

So, good luck and good hunting!

Bye bye

[Hamlek]

Hi guys,

Spent 3 days in Warsaw last week (my first time there) and had a very good time. This was very much thanks to AlphaTester's excellent map so a big thank you to AlphaTester.

Tried to get a room at Nathan's which have had some good reviews, has a good location and seemed to suit my needs but they were full so ended up at etap which was good except for the location.

The first afternoon I tried Wilcza 33/12 only 3 girls and not very good quality but picked one and had an ok time though she showed no interest what so ever.

On the 2nd day in the afternoon I looked for Wilcza 51/56 but couldn't find the address so went to Jerozolimskie 117/21. Very poor selection but picked an old lady that seemed so excited to be with a younger guy (I'm 30) that she almost scared me but she was pretty good at her job so had a good time. Then in the evening I went to Nowogrodska 48/14 which turned out to be a lot nicer experience than the previous ones, cleaner, more polite, friendlier and better both selection and quality. Picked a one with short, blond, curly hair, a bit of meat on her bones but big nice tits and good attitude.

In the evening of the 3rd day I looked for Chalubinskiego 9/22 but couldn't find it so decided to give Wilcza 33/12 a second chance thinking that maybe I went there too early last time but only one girl working and not very attractive so decided to go back to Nowogrodska 48/14. Good atmosphere, selection and quality this time as well and I picked a tall, slim brunette with really long hair and had a good time with her too.

All in all a very good trip. Good mongering, good weather, good beer and good food. Enjoyed sitting with a beer outside one of the many restaurants on Nowy Swiat when I wasn't walking around town with AlphaTester's map in my hands.

Hamlek

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