Warsaw

[MarkJohnny]

Nope. I tried one in Sienna just above zlote Tarazy. That was a disaster.

Do you remember the name of that place? So people can avoid it.

[Theo69]

I guess Mero is the safest bet now. Have you tried this place Orient Masaż?

Nope. I tried one in Sienna just above zlote Tarazy. That was a disaster.

[MarkJohnny]

Nope.

I got a feel it is history.

I guess Mero is the safest bet now. Have you tried this place Orient Masaż?

[Theo69]

Do you know how to find their ad again? Or is their old number still working?

Nope.

I got a feel it is history.

[MarkJohnny]

I was twice at Malibu. Loved it.

Do you know how to find their ad again? Or is their old number still working?

[Theo69]

Also wondering what happened to Malibu? Just disappeared.

I was twice at Malibu. Loved it.

[MarkJohnny]

Just tried Patricia a year ago or so. She was great. I have read reviews of Milena that was to her advantage. But all is about personal chemistry.

Also wondering what happened to Malibu? Just disappeared.

[Theo69]

Do you recommend both of them? What about Monika? Her picture stands out.

Just tried Patricia a year ago or so. She was great. I have read reviews of Milena that was to her advantage. But all is about personal chemistry.

[MarkJohnny]

What happened to SELA VIP?

To be honest that was a fantastic place.

I Have tried lots of places I would say I always end up at MERO. But the prices has gone up a lot. Friday night is very busy I'm told. It also looks like Patrycia and Milena is back in business. Usually, if you don't prefer a specific girl its like a "drop-in".

Do you recommend both of them? What about Monika? Her picture stands out.

[MarkJohnny]

1) If I'm allowed to mention it here, since I think it complements rather than competes with this site, the local Polish forum is Garsoniera DOT com DOT pl. But you'll have trouble reading any massage reviews there though, since you need ten proper posts to get access to the massage section, or find scattered reviews in the more general section before they get moved to the appropriate one. But even if you did, there are unfortunately many more lurkers than active posters there like any forum of course, but putting it behind a postwall didn't really help.

2) I'd just phone Mero's instead of texting them. The receptionists have always spoken English just fine. I think it's usually the owner herself or I assume her daughter who often picks up.

3) La Bella has this general ad with their individual photos (sometimes a little too processed): https://escort.pl/anons/56526.html.

Like I said, you're not really going to find oral there anymore, but you can still have a good or a decent massage. Don't take these as hard recommendations, but rather just my own personal preferences. I also haven't been in a little while. But I always liked Jowita there in terms of attractiveness and body to body massage. Ewa was also nice if you like that kind of body shape, but don't mind artificial breasts. The massage was definitely amateur at the time, but she's fun and open minded (but still within the limits of no oral and so on). A little older, maybe early 30's, but still. Karolina would be the most experienced of the them, and can give a solid massage, but might also be the most reserved there unless you get a good rapport going.

4) I think Warsaw is the best you're going to get as far as Poland goes, and erotic massages are still the best way to find attractive providers. If there's an erotic massage paradise with oral in another close-by country like Spain, Czechia or Germany, then I'd also like to know, but so far nothing's jumped out at me as that interesting from what I've seen online. I'm open to suggestions myself of course.

You might have luck with some lesser known parlor in Warsaw, or with freelancer masseuses. The more you go that route, the more you'll probably need some Polish language skills and patience with lack of punctual appointments or even just being completely stood up from time to time. For somebody just visiting Poland for a while, I'd still just recommend going to one of those well known and well run massage parlors.

I think I have found the polish site, and they require 10 posts before you can even view anything.

Thanks for the tips about Mero! Do you remember which one did you pick over there?

Orient Masaż seems to be less reviewed here on this board. Have you tried them?

As for independent providers, I have been really interested in this one (https://www.katrinsexcoach.com). A bit overpriced, but her ad shows her face and was verified by her instagram account. Just seemed to be too expensive for Warsaw standard.

[Theo69]

What happened to SELA VIP?

To be honest that was a fantastic place.

I Have tried lots of places I would say I always end up at MERO. But the prices has gone up a lot. Friday night is very busy I'm told. It also looks like Patrycia and Milena is back in business. Usually, if you don't prefer a specific girl its like a "drop-in".

[Ikar0]

Thanks for the super detailed reply!

1) What's the name of the polish board? Maybe useful to read more reviews.

2) Who would you recommend at Mero? They seemed to be too busy to reply on WhatsApp. I remember seeing a review here mentioning BJ was offered at Mero. A bit surprised.

3) At LeBella, who do you recommend?

4) If Warsaw' s heydays were over, where is the most popular place to go now for this kind of massage?

1) If I'm allowed to mention it here, since I think it complements rather than competes with this site, the local Polish forum is Garsoniera DOT com DOT pl. But you'll have trouble reading any massage reviews there though, since you need ten proper posts to get access to the massage section, or find scattered reviews in the more general section before they get moved to the appropriate one. But even if you did, there are unfortunately many more lurkers than active posters there like any forum of course, but putting it behind a postwall didn't really help.

2) I'd just phone Mero's instead of texting them. The receptionists have always spoken English just fine. I think it's usually the owner herself or I assume her daughter who often picks up.

3) La Bella has this general ad with their individual photos (sometimes a little too processed): https://escort.pl/anons/56526.html.

Like I said, you're not really going to find oral there anymore, but you can still have a good or a decent massage. Don't take these as hard recommendations, but rather just my own personal preferences. I also haven't been in a little while. But I always liked Jowita there in terms of attractiveness and body to body massage. Ewa was also nice if you like that kind of body shape, but don't mind artificial breasts. The massage was definitely amateur at the time, but she's fun and open minded (but still within the limits of no oral and so on). A little older, maybe early 30's, but still. Karolina would be the most experienced of the them, and can give a solid massage, but might also be the most reserved there unless you get a good rapport going.

4) I think Warsaw is the best you're going to get as far as Poland goes, and erotic massages are still the best way to find attractive providers. If there's an erotic massage paradise with oral in another close-by country like Spain, Czechia or Germany, then I'd also like to know, but so far nothing's jumped out at me as that interesting from what I've seen online. I'm open to suggestions myself of course.

You might have luck with some lesser known parlor in Warsaw, or with freelancer masseuses. The more you go that route, the more you'll probably need some Polish language skills and patience with lack of punctual appointments or even just being completely stood up from time to time. For somebody just visiting Poland for a while, I'd still just recommend going to one of those well known and well run massage parlors.

[MarkJohnny]

Fair enough about Magia Dotyku. For what it's worth, Weronika there is reputedly fairly attractive, although I'm not sure how much on an absolute scale. I still need to try meeting her one day. One other thing worth mentioning is they'll often reuse old photos with a different name. At least you get used to seeing which are reused and know to expect the unexpected if there's no other info.

I think Warsaw is past its golden years of massages with extras compared to what it used to be even five years ago. I hope I'm wrong and we're just in a temporary low cycle, but it seems to be the general trend. But even if they don't offer oral, maybe they'll still agree to COB or so-called Spanish on top or below, that is sex between the breasts. I've had pretty good luck with that, but of course they all have their own comfort zone one needs to respect. It's something anyway.

I haven't been to those other much more expensive places myself, like Shambala. At least I've never really seen any reviews that would suggest it's worth the much higher price. It just seemed like paying for extra convenience, getting a quick appointment or perhaps better ambiance and facilities. If it sounded like they had stunningly attractive masseuses, then perhaps it'd be worth it to me. To each their own of course.

Mystique Touch can be alright. I've been there before, but I haven't been there enough to feel like I can give that much advice about them myself. Mainly I remember the apartment being too dark and too noisy outside the bedroom door. Maybe it's better now for all I know. The age and attractiveness of the masseuses there also varies. Ideally you'd either just be up for an adventure there or read specific recommendations about particular masseuses before going, maybe on the Polish forum.

I suppose that's potentially another upside of those more expensive massage places. From what I recall reading, you can usually choose from the available lineup. Mero's would also generally offer that back in the day if you didn't know who you wanted to make an appointment with. Maybe they still do, but that felt awkward to me then.

This La Bella apartment salon has also been OK in the past if you knew who to go to. At one point they started smoothing out photos too much. But people have written more recent reports. I remember her being quite attractive like in the photo at least: https://escort.pl/anons/51891.html (although those particular photos are a few years old now).

However, you won't find such extras there like oral now either. But it should be pretty easy to make an appointment. It also used to be called Beauty Secret in the past if you want to search for more of its history.

Thanks for the super detailed reply!

1) What's the name of the polish board? Maybe useful to read more reviews.

2) Who would you recommend at Mero? They seemed to be too busy to reply on WhatsApp. I remember seeing a review here mentioning BJ was offered at Mero. A bit surprised.

3) At LeBella, who do you recommend?

4) If Warsaw' s heydays were over, where is the most popular place to go now for this kind of massage?

[Ikar0]

Thanks! I was wondering about Magia Dotyku as well, but the masseuses on their ad does not seem to be my type. Plus, I would probably a decent massage as well. I heard Magia Dotyku mostly provides something more amauture.

In addition to those two places, what was your experience with fancier places like lounge gardens, dessert rose, and shambala. According to some reviews here, it seems like shambala has the most attractive masseues? One of your reviews mentioned that dessert rose is not fully nude. Was that always your experience? Do you think those fancier places actually offer a better quality than Mero?

Anyone had experience with Orient Masaż? I can only find one review here. Based on my conversation with their receptionist, it seems like they don't offer anything extra.

One last question, what about this place mystique touch (https://mystique-touch.com.pl), their price is actually a bit cheaper.

Fair enough about Magia Dotyku. For what it's worth, Weronika there is reputedly fairly attractive, although I'm not sure how much on an absolute scale. I still need to try meeting her one day. One other thing worth mentioning is they'll often reuse old photos with a different name. At least you get used to seeing which are reused and know to expect the unexpected if there's no other info.

I think Warsaw is past its golden years of massages with extras compared to what it used to be even five years ago. I hope I'm wrong and we're just in a temporary low cycle, but it seems to be the general trend. But even if they don't offer oral, maybe they'll still agree to COB or so-called Spanish on top or below, that is sex between the breasts. I've had pretty good luck with that, but of course they all have their own comfort zone one needs to respect. It's something anyway.

I haven't been to those other much more expensive places myself, like Shambala. At least I've never really seen any reviews that would suggest it's worth the much higher price. It just seemed like paying for extra convenience, getting a quick appointment or perhaps better ambiance and facilities. If it sounded like they had stunningly attractive masseuses, then perhaps it'd be worth it to me. To each their own of course.

Mystique Touch can be alright. I've been there before, but I haven't been there enough to feel like I can give that much advice about them myself. Mainly I remember the apartment being too dark and too noisy outside the bedroom door. Maybe it's better now for all I know. The age and attractiveness of the masseuses there also varies. Ideally you'd either just be up for an adventure there or read specific recommendations about particular masseuses before going, maybe on the Polish forum.

I suppose that's potentially another upside of those more expensive massage places. From what I recall reading, you can usually choose from the available lineup. Mero's would also generally offer that back in the day if you didn't know who you wanted to make an appointment with. Maybe they still do, but that felt awkward to me then.

This La Bella apartment salon has also been OK in the past if you knew who to go to. At one point they started smoothing out photos too much. But people have written more recent reports. I remember her being quite attractive like in the photo at least: https://escort.pl/anons/51891.html (although those particular photos are a few years old now).

However, you won't find such extras there like oral now either. But it should be pretty easy to make an appointment. It also used to be called Beauty Secret in the past if you want to search for more of its history.

[MarkJohnny]

I've always asked the masseuse herself directly. It's ultimately her decision to offer it or not. Personally, I wouldn't much bother asking the receptionist at Mero's over the phone for an accurate answer, but I don't imagine she'd be offended by the question. Also fewer masseuses there offer any kind of BJ finish than in the past, so the odds aren't generally in your favor there. Also, my knowledge of the prices might be out of date with the spiraling inflation, but keep in mind there's traditionally a 50 PLN extra charge expected for a BBBJ at Mero. A CBJ would traditionally be included in the price, but it wouldn't totally surprise me if somebody wanted to charge for that now. In addition, the masseuse might also want you to then choose a more expensive Thai massage option. There might be wiggle room about the required upsells if any, but in any case the 50 PLN for a BBBJ ought to still be the minimum.

Here's their ad that's a bit more explicit. It doesn't even mention oral anymore like it used to: https://escort.pl/anons/44350.html.

On the other hand, if you don't much care about the professionalism of the massage itself, there's the salon Magia Dotyku in the city center: https://escort.pl/anons/26957.html. Unless something drastically changes, you're practically guaranteed there to get a BBBJ included in the price, although exceptions do occur. Making an appointment in English is generally hassle free and punctual, but you need to send an SMS, not call. They usually write back quickly. However, it's also best if you're specific about what masseuses you're interested in, and at what time. Instead of playing 20 questions, you might also just ask them which masseuses are actually available that day for your desired time range.

Thanks! I was wondering about Magia Dotyku as well, but the masseuses on their ad does not seem to be my type. Plus, I would probably a decent massage as well. I heard Magia Dotyku mostly provides something more amauture.

In addition to those two places, what was your experience with fancier places like lounge gardens, dessert rose, and shambala. According to some reviews here, it seems like shambala has the most attractive masseues? One of your reviews mentioned that dessert rose is not fully nude. Was that always your experience? Do you think those fancier places actually offer a better quality than Mero?

Anyone had experience with Orient Masaż? I can only find one review here. Based on my conversation with their receptionist, it seems like they don't offer anything extra.

One last question, what about this place mystique touch (https://mystique-touch.com.pl), their price is actually a bit cheaper.