Warsaw

[Jojosun]

Read with much interest Slavophile's posts and I find below is what makes his posts credible.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...0#post1144880.

Yes, there is such a thing as a Track Record for a poster, any experienced Monger can spot the ads and the Virtual Mongers. , who troll the Forums.

I really have LMR on my Radar Screen to try out, so it wasn't JoJo who crticized LMR. , when he hasn't even been.

My name is not BiaJoJO.

Now you mentioned Prague, my first ever Sex experience behined the Iron Curtain was In Prague.

The girl that I pulled was in Lucerna Club, opposite Jalta Hotel.

Fucked her in my Ford Mustang car near the Hills in Barandov.

The Ford Mustang (Second Hand Borrowed From my Cousin In U S military in Germany) was a real girls puller. German tourists with their Mercs, were no competition, besides the girls had a thing going 4 English speakers.

Prague was a Sex Paradise then, for the very few western guys who ventured there

[Slavophile]

say hey, frenchie!

actually i do know that regarding the drinks, but thank you for reminding me.

yes, i agree with you on the private dances. no arguments there at all, my friend.

the drink argument is a little hard to swallow (no pun intended).

it just doesn't compute for me to spend that much money on a drink for a girl. i'd rather just give them the money for a dance, but that's just my humble opinion.

140 pln for a flowerly drink with an umbrella in it, and the level of alcohol in that drink dubious, the hell with that shit, i'll shell out another 150 pln to have her bump and grind on me for three songs. the choice is always clear for me. i must say those girls are phenomenal.

i had the worst blue balls of my life at sofia. thank you marta and sara! i was tempted to go the bathroom stall and finish myself off. .

biaggio other than you and your alter-egos who else have i directed ire and criticisms. harry hardman, biaggio, big salami and there is one more i suspect as well, but i am not so sure. all those fucking idiots you created make the same inane and worthless posts. yes, warsaw forum apparently, pimps use words like ire and inane.

i do not hold a phd, pimping hoes degree, but i do have an mbsa, a masters in banging slavic ass. i think some of you too might have that same degree.

yes, we all can trust your "review of the reviewers" (that one's for you gergiev, i get it now brother) of the place you have yet to go yourself. extremely credible to the forum. cheers for that second hand information.

yes, everyone knows the most reliable information one can receive is through the grapevine. grapevine information usually ends like this,"what! this girl you met and group of midgets had on circus outfits and fucked each other in the ass with spiked dildos."

the original statement was,"i met a girl who has a thing for old fashion circuses, her dad wanted to be a trapeze artist, but he was too short. anyway, we went to dinner and i got lucky at the end of the night."

my point is people want to hear first hand accounts of their experiences, not that they heard and read from someone, somewhere who heard from someone else. how the hell can anyone base that as a credible source of information to make an informed decision?

gergiev and jojosun we are right as rain. aren't we brothers? i have no quarrel them or with anyone else and they know it. everyone following this back and forth, and is sane, knows who my quarrel is with, you and your alter-egos.

last time i checked jojosun said in his post, of an lmr party he actually attended he was pretty positive about his experience, with some choice criticisms. fair, balanced and believable. cheers jojo!

for the record i have never been to lmr when they have over their 2:1 ratio to spoil anything. most guys report, it was me and 4 or 5 other girls and one random finnish bloke. what the fuck are you talking about? i know, you know from personal non-experience. walter "fucking" cronkite over here.

if you know lady k and connor that would never happen. they wouldn't let it happen.

did i mention i don't like you. yes, sorry i did.

anyway, do you ever use your own vocabulary words, phrases or do you just steal, copy and paste my words between servicing your non-existent clients? invest in a thesaurus. they're handy and can make you sound intelligent, if that's possible.

words biagio's learned from slavophile in the last two weeks:

1) aggrieved.

2) cyber bullying.

3) alter-ego.

gold star for biaggio.

the energy it takes to be negative, only means that negativity will eventually come back to you in some form, ten fold.

i only say that because it's in the bible, so it must be true.

one love warsaw forum. good times and happy mongering!

now, i need to help put my clients' teeth in before we head out tonight. just joking they're lovely chaps.

it's been a pleasure to entertain them.

i have one more day of babysitting and then it's home to prague.

thank you god for creating the slavs and their women.

slavophile.

just my humble opinion : yes, buying drinks and dances may be expensive. but, do you know that most of the money from these goes to the girls, and that they do not have a basic salary at the club? (please let me know that i hold the information for certain)

so, if you enjoy the girls' company and if you think it is worth it, why not spend a little to enable them to make a living. they may look glamorous in the club, but their life outside may not be so.

and yes, the sofia club is a great place to ahve a good time "with your clothes on".

[Gergiev]

I am not sure if you were laying "a pox on both my and Biaggio's houses" or quietly in some agreement with my observations. I think at some point you were making fun of me for taking care and entertaining gentlemen of advanced years. Am I the intrepid reporter?

Relax, Slavophile, I wasn't referring to you at all.

If you recall my previous contribution to this "debate", you'll know exactly whose side of the argument I'm on.

Roll on normality...

VG

[Biagio]

I don't have any problem with other forum members' posts except yours.

If you, Slavophile, don't write lies about me in your post again, I won't have to post gain. It is you go on and on and never stop.

You don't just pick on my posts; you (and your aliases) pick on every post which has the slightest negative about lmr.

I only posted about 3 facts as of the date of my posts:

(1) lmr has only 3 girls at the parties (Polish mongers said you can expect only 3 women unless you have more men showing up to spoil the 2:1 men to women ratio.) ,

(2) the girls' looks are about 6 to 7 on a scale of 10, and

(3) girl's ages are 25 to 30 years old. And the girls' ages have been confirmed forum member, Jango12.

Why are you so upset about me posting these facts. You really do sound like a desperate aggrieved pimp.

You can do all the self-promotion you want but stop bullying people from posting factual information about lmr. This forum is open to all points of views.

You don't just feel like a pimp. You are still a pimp, Slavophile but I didn't know you also like to lick guys' asses!

Stop making up lies about me, you desperate ass-licking pimp.

You can wait till you die.

Gergiev,

Way to go brother, awesome post. It was extremely clever, ironic and just what the forum needed to lighten the mood. It's been so heavy as of late. In fact, and I write this in the least condescending tone, your post was so clever I am not sure if you were laying "a pox on both my and Biaggio's houses" or quietly in some agreement with my observations. I think at some point you were making fun of me for taking care and entertaining gentlemen of advanced years. Am I the intrepid reporter or is Biaggio? I am just not too sure. I consider myself pretty clever and that was an extremely clever post. It really doesn't matter, it was wildly entertaining."The Daily BinLid", fucking brilliant. Cheers, for that mate.

Biaggio, in many ways this weekend dealing with my clients, you are correct I felt like a pimp at times. A pimp's profession, is sadly more interesting than mine. Also sadly, you are still an aggrieved Polish female provider with too much time on her hands. Hopefully, the works starts coming in for you and we won't have to be graced with your annoying senseless posts anymore.

Only a woman would sound so hurt, defensive and like such a victim. Men get angry and defend their honor and integrity (particularly Italians). A man rants with rational arguments, not more grievances, irrational arguments and accusations. Women make the best accusers, men are always the accused. I suppose that is in your nature as a woman and mine as a man.

As usual, you are unoriginal and use my words to describe your incessant mean spirited, cross examination of this forums posters. Your posts do the forum a disservice. The only only one I severely dislike or picked a bone with is you and your alter-egos, because you are dishonest, a cyber bully and completely worthless. I have no quarrel with any other posters other you and your other alter-egos. Rock on Gergiev and JoJosun, bring the heat. We are all still waiting to hear about your experiences in Italy or Warsaw. Still waiting, waiting.

Slavophile

[Frenchie]

We went to Sofia as well. Nice little time if you like R rate fun with your clothes on. Cool place. They have a huge room in the front with a stage and then a smaller room in the back with a little stage. Both rooms have big red booths to sit in. Perfect for entertaining a group of guys or clients such as I am this week. I have been there before and had enjoyed myself. I danced with Edyta, (blond, enhanced breasts, killer legs) , Sara (fit body, ear length bond hair, womanly curves, spitfire personality) Marta (brunette with an asymmetrical hair cut, lean fit body) and some other girl I spoke and danced with. Sara and Edyta are ridiculously smart and interesting girls to talk to. All of our female hostesses spoke English well enough. Very pleasant company for myself, colleagues and my clients. I would recommend if you like that sort of entertainment.

I can say this, it's the most fun I've had with my clothes on in awhile. 50 PLN for a private dance. DO NOT BUY drinks for the girls at the club. Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, they are expensive. I did not buy a drink, but my rather naive client did for two girls. He dropped 140 PLN for two FUCKING drinks. Fuck that shit. If you stay away from those scams you will be fine.

Slavophile

Just my humble opinion : yes, buying drinks and dances may be expensive. BUT, do you know that most of the money from these goes to the girls, and that they do not have a basic salary at the club? (please let me know that I hold the information for certain)

So, if you enjoy the girls' company and if you think it is worth it, why not spend a little to enable them to make a living. They may look glamorous in the club, but their life outside may not be so.

And YES, the Sofia club is a great place to ahve a good time "with your clothes on".

[Slavophile]

Gergiev,

Way to go brother, awesome post. It was extremely clever, ironic and just what the forum needed to lighten the mood. It's been so heavy as of late. In fact, and I write this in the least condescending tone, your post was so clever I am not sure if you were laying "a pox on both my and Biaggio's houses" or quietly in some agreement with my observations. I think at some point you were making fun of me for taking care and entertaining gentlemen of advanced years. Am I the intrepid reporter or is Biaggio? I am just not too sure. I consider myself pretty clever and that was an extremely clever post. It really doesn't matter, it was wildly entertaining."The Daily BinLid", fucking brilliant. Cheers, for that mate.

Biaggio, in many ways this weekend dealing with my clients, you are correct I felt like a pimp at times. A pimp's profession, is sadly more interesting than mine. Also sadly, you are still an aggrieved Polish female provider with too much time on her hands. Hopefully, the works starts coming in for you and we won't have to be graced with your annoying senseless posts anymore.

Only a woman would sound so hurt, defensive and like such a victim. Men get angry and defend their honor and integrity (particularly Italians). A man rants with rational arguments, not more grievances, irrational arguments and accusations. Women make the best accusers, men are always the accused. I suppose that is in your nature as a woman and mine as a man.

As usual, you are unoriginal and use my words to describe your incessant mean spirited, cross examination of this forums posters. Your posts do the forum a disservice. The only only one I severely dislike or picked a bone with is you and your alter-egos, because you are dishonest, a cyber bully and completely worthless. I have no quarrel with any other posters other you and your other alter-egos. Rock on Gergiev and JoJosun, bring the heat. We are all still waiting to hear about your experiences in Italy or Warsaw. Still waiting, waiting.

Like I said before, being that I live and work in Prague and met the guy who was telling me about the idea I of course want this crazy Polish bastard to succeed. I feel like I was in the know to something no one else knew about. Of course when I went and because I posted about it, LMR rolled the red carpet out for me and made me feel like I was a Sultan from the Ottoman Empire and LMR was my personal harem.

Moving on from the NUTTER.

Anyway, on to more interesting things. After countless calls to the Polish birds who gave me their numbers while hitting countless clubs for some late night fun, I gave up. They were pretenders or someone snatched them up before I could.

This Thursday and possibly Friday we will go to LMR. One thing I can agree which I know they are working out is the hiring of more "talent". Sometimes, I have gone to LMR to find some random although quite attractive girl who is not on their website at all. Having said that, I have also gone and found a quite average looking girl rounding out the LMR hostesses. According to LMR, these are the LMR featured party girls who fill in for LMR hostesses. This I suppose is their "legal out" of not having all the girls from the website at the party. Very clever on their part.

Did I still have fun? Yes, of course, what man wouldn't have fun fucking for 2 or 3 hours 3-5 hostesses on the different occasions I've been there. Not to mention, on one occasion I drank them out of house and home during a party. Not sure if they were too happy about that.

Now, I am trying to figure out where to take the old chaps tonight. Maybe So-Go, maybe Enklawa I know Wednesday night can be a good mongering night if you play your cards right at Enklawa. One other of my clients got lucky and maybe will want to see of lightening strikes twice.

Good luck this week guys and wish me luck no one from my group needs mouth to mouth resuscitation. If so, they are indeed fucked because I'm not doing that shit. In all honesty, much like Prague, it is a pleasure just to walk around Warsaw. There are so many gorgeous women. Seriously, what are these women drinking and eating in the East. Slavic women forever!

Slavophile

[Gergiev]

Nutter: Oh well, I glanced at the positive reviews and I thought they were way too positive. I mean come on, how can you trust those?

Wait a minute, Slavophile, I read about this movie today.

Apparently, everybody from the producer, director and actors right on down to the best boy, dolly grip and even the catering crew engaged in a conspiracy to sign themselves onto all the relevant movie forums and bombard them with overwhelmingly positive reviews.

However, a forum plant called Boggio or something, working "deep background" in the industry, exposed the whole scam and it made the main headline in that well-known local Warsaw tabloid newspaper, The Daily BinLid, this morning.

The residents of this great city can sleep easily in their beds tonight as our intrepid reporter moves onto his next project, exposing the fact that a 97 year-old, blind and disabled WW2 veteran who spent 30 years in the Siberian Gulag after being deported by the Soviets in the late 40s, failed to renew his dog license for the guide dog that he relies on to get him around the city.

Watch this space...

VG (Truth in the News)

[Aman5]

Hello,

I am 25 years old and I will go to Warsaw to have pleasure. I will be there between the 29 October and 1st November.

I will go to different stripclubs and try to call girls from odloty. Pl.

Is something interesting to share funny experiences with me?

Bye,

Aman

[Biagio]

Dear fellow Italians, people of Italian origin and all forum members,

This guy, Slavophile, is making up lies about me.

How can anyone believe anything he said in his posts? He probably lied in his posts too.

I can only conclude he:

Is a desperate pimp.

Still is obsessively trying to negate any past negative but true posts about his establishment, even the slightest negative post was attacked by him.

Is a cyber-bully trying to bully people away from posting true up-to-date posts about his establishment, which may not be what he wanted to hear.

PS: I have already stopped posting anything about lmr as other members have voiced that we have enough about the place and that we should be retruning to reports about odloty girls, brothels, clubs and mongering in general in Warsaw, but Slavophile is just going on and on and starts making up lies about me.

Sorry too busy entertaining clients, trying to bang Polish birds and enjoying life above ground to be on the computer posting.

What did I miss gentlemen while I was away?

Let's see.

Biagio still posting obsessively negative about LMR and Lady K, despite never attending LMR Warsaw, nor meeting Lady K. CHECK.

No answers to what I consider very relevant questions, just as expected. CHECK.

Still not reporting on mongering experiences in place of "residence" (Italy) or visits in Warsaw. CHECK.

Still an aggrieved and unemployed Polish female provider with too much time on her hands posting on the Warsaw forum. CHECK.

Okay I haven't missed anything. Anyone else having interesting to report worthwhile?

Slavophile

[Slavophile]

Sorry too busy entertaining clients, trying to bang Polish birds and enjoying life above ground to be on the computer posting.

What did I miss gentlemen while I was away?

Let's see.

Biagio still posting obsessively negative about LMR and Lady K, despite never attending LMR Warsaw, nor meeting Lady K. CHECK.

No answers to what I consider very relevant questions, just as expected. CHECK.

Still not reporting on mongering experiences in place of "residence" (Italy) or visits in Warsaw. CHECK.

Still an aggrieved and unemployed Polish female provider with too much time on her hands posting on the Warsaw forum. CHECK.

Okay I haven't missed anything. Anyone else having interesting to report worthwhile?

On a separate note.

Brought my clients up to party this weekend. I am the youngest out of the group. Went to the famed Platinum were apparently many working girls can be found. And they are in fact there. One of my clients / colleagues met some WG who made it a point to order her drink in English. That was all advertising he needed. Within 30 minutes he left the group back the hotel with the WG.

Music in the front of the club more Euro dance and in the back of the club, which was packed was more radio hits played. There was way too many men there for my liking and not enough women. Went to Enklawa another hot spot to pick up the random WG or girl looking for sponsorship. Weird mix of Euro dance music, old school 80s and everything in between. The place was packed and if you don't get there early enough hard to find a place to sit down. My business clients are a bit older and therefore at times just need to take breather.

Had one work colleague with me around my age so it made me not look I was a working at a retirement home and a bit easier to at least converse with some younger more attractive ladies.

Excuse me first club we went to was Opera Club. Terrible music. Fantastic atmosphere and ambiance. Excellent place for bird watching. Tons of young fit Polish birds there. I saw the next Mrs. Slavophile at least twice. .

Cool lounge areas. You can get a table easy there. Pay 150 PLN and then you get to spend that 150 PLN at your table. Makes it nice for getting ladies over for a chat and a drink.

We went to Sofia as well. Nice little time if you like R rate fun with your clothes on. Cool place. They have a huge room in the front with a stage and then a smaller room in the back with a little stage. Both rooms have big red booths to sit in. Perfect for entertaining a group of guys or clients such as I am this week. I have been there before and had enjoyed myself. I danced with Edyta, (blond, enhanced breasts, killer legs) , Sara (fit body, ear length bond hair, womanly curves, spitfire personality) Marta (brunette with an asymmetrical hair cut, lean fit body) and some other girl I spoke and danced with. Sara and Edyta are ridiculously smart and interesting girls to talk to. All of our female hostesses spoke English well enough. Very pleasant company for myself, colleagues and my clients. I would recommend if you like that sort of entertainment.

I can say this, it's the most fun I've had with my clothes on in awhile. 50 PLN for a private dance. DO NOT BUY drinks for the girls at the club. Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, they are expensive. I did not buy a drink, but my rather naive client did for two girls. He dropped 140 PLN for two FUCKING drinks. Fuck that shit. If you stay away from those scams you will be fine.

Did I get I lucky this weekend? Sadly, this week is more about entertaining my business associates than it is about me. I did get some phone numbers for future prospects either for this week or another trip to Warsaw. After I post I will work the phones as best I can for some Sunday action. Wish me luck.

We are in Warsaw for a little more than a week. Of course as I said before we are slated to head to LMR Warsaw this week along with my overly excited clients.

Needless to say the controversy and back biting on this forum has peaked their interest even more. They were coming anyway because I booked us a party, but thanks Biaggio for pissing me off and having me go on a rant. They found the whole back and forth quite amusing.

For a moment back to Biaggio.

I don't even know where to begin with this NUTTER sometimes. Please someone tell me how do you post an opinion and review about some place you've never been to? How can you say that is credible to other punters with a straight face?

Let's examine this thinking:

Nutter: Let me tell you about how terrible that movie is you wanted to see.

Sane Person: Oh, you saw the movie I said I wanted to go see this weekend?

Nutter: No, I just read the negative reviews and that's how formulated my opinion about whether I should go see the movie.

Sane person: So, you didn't actually see the movie yourself?

Nutter: No, I would never go see that kind of movie.

Sane Person. Okay, you read the negative reviews. What about the positive reviews? If you didn't see the movie yourself wouldn't you also read the positive reviews to decide whether or not it's worth it to go see the movie?

Let's not even go into the fact you're telling me NOT go see a movie, you yourself have not seen, but setting that aside, why didn't you read the positive reviews as well? Wouldn't that help you make a more informed decision?

Nutter: Oh well, I glanced at the positive reviews and I thought they were way too positive. I mean come on, how can you trust those? Plus, I don't even like comedies.

Sane Person: Brilliant, cheers.

Gentlemen, that is how much sense she makes.

At any rate, my Warsaw forum brethren good luck with your mongering this week, get laid, get laid well and get laid often.

Slavophile

[Biagio]

Because of your recent posts ~. Thank you for ~. I bow to you.

Just remember I did you a favor. Now you may bow, kneel down and kiss the ring.

[Gergiev]

Jojosun...Maybe you should try to wear Lady K's panty walking in the tube for a mile

That's putting it up to you, Jojo!

Are you ready to take the Lady K panty test?

Can you walk that walk and still keep your dignity intact, old boy?

VG

[Mark676]

Because of your recent posts I am going to Warsaw again and visiting LMR again. Thank you for reminding me how great they are. I bow to you.

FYI: I don't have anything against the place nor do I derive any benefit from their demise.

I'm, just like you, looking for fun that's worth my time and money. In the process, post up-to-date information about the place, which many not-so-experienced monger can benefit without reading between the lines and can avoid traps and disappointments.

If my posts can make people beware, that's good. As I said I don't have anything against the place nor do I derive any benefit from their demise.

You asked a very specific question and was side-step by Lady K. Obviously, you don't follow through; so it's all for the best you move to the Kiev thread, which is your recent playground.

FYI: I don't have anything against the place nor do I derive any benefit from their demise. I'm, just like you, looking for fun that's worth my time and money. In the process, post up-to-date information about the place, which many not-so-experienced monger can benefit without reading between the lines and can avoid traps and disappointments.

[Biagio]

Does anyone know if 51 wilcza is still operating? And if so, any recent experience?

The brothel / agency at Wilcza 51 is still open according to the latest report posted not long ago. If you look few pages further about 6 pages, you'll find it. I was there some time ago, the place is an underground, dark with red light in the rooms. The hostess, the girl with tatoo and piercing, spoke good English, showed me the girls (25 to 30) but I wasn't sure; so she told me there's another girl younger early 20's tall and slim will be coming in an hour.

Ciao

[Biagio]

FYI: I don't have anything against the place nor do I derive any benefit from their demise.

I'm, just like you, looking for fun that's worth my time and money. In the process, post up-to-date information about the place, which many not-so-experienced monger can benefit without reading between the lines and can avoid traps and disappointments.

If my posts can make people beware, that's good. As I said I don't have anything against the place nor do I derive any benefit from their demise.

You asked a very specific question and was side-step by Lady K. Obviously, you don't follow through; so it's all for the best you move to the Kiev thread, which is your recent playground.

I found myself involved in a Tedious Rant, and I honestly think that you have, Either a vested interest in The Club Party Scene, or someone with a Mission against the Place.

Lady K should really thank you for your Posts which made people much more aware of LMR in Warsaw. Free Advertising at its best

She went into the Pricing System, vouchers, etc, and its up to Mongers to make up their Mind.

I am sure LMR won't be Flying Flags at Half Mast, due to your Cancelation of your Trip 2 Warsaw.

The old Farts sitting with me right now in my Local Pub, are thinking of organizing a gruop to do LMR on a Dirty Weekend 2 Warsaw.

I have now moved my arse to the Kiev thread.

Follow me there.

FYI: I don't have anything against the place nor do I derive any benefit from their demise. I'm, just like you, looking for fun that's worth my time and money. In the process, post up-to-date information about the place, which many not-so-experienced monger can benefit without reading between the lines and can avoid traps and disappointments.