Warsaw

[Digital]

I'm minded to agree with Euroknight. I suspect that most working girls would much rather be doing something else to earn a living but circumstances often dictate otherwise. To expect them always to be bright and smiling and ready for whatever intimate action we ISG guys have in mind is unrealistic. Sometimes we hit gold as I did some years ago in Warszawa when by pure chance I found the most utterly beautiful, delightful WG and then of course managed to make a compete prat of myself and blew it! But she worked to support her two kids and a sick father. And yes, we've all heard that one before, but I know this was true from other corroborating evidence. And I'm delighted to say that she is out of the business. But what a stunner...

So yes, it you get robbed or truly ripped off, then warn the rest of us; but if the girl isn't wildly enthusiastic, then c'est la vie. Move on to the next one but don't just blame her unreasonably. Let's face it, we can at least make some sort of choice as to whether or not a particular girl is to our taste: but I reckon the number of occasions a WG will think, wow, that guy is great, are few and far between. I think we should just be thankful that we hit it lucky as often as we do.

Just my 2d - YMMV!

[Euroknight]

Fellow Mongers,

After reading some negative report I feel that I have to take part in the discussion.
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Maybe we should have a register here on the forum about brothels, and girls who lie/underdeliver, and anotheone forum of those who DO deliver.
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Well, to be honest, THIS is the register: when a fellow mongerer tells his experiences, the register is already there.

What you are proposing looks more like a "black list". I am not against it in principle, BUT we should be very careful about whom to put in it and WHY. We often forget that these girls do a tough job: if one day one of them is not in the right mood, should she immediately be put in the black list? I try to seee things from their side: it is summer, there are ordeals of mongerers who go to WAW, these girls could at some point feel a little bit tired. Or not?

HOWEVER, I would be favourable to make a black list of those girls who have really deceived some of us. Like that girl who came to the hotel, took the money for the all night, pretended also to have dinner at the restaurant, and vanished with the money when the fellow mongerer went to the loo for 2 minutes ( I read the story in another forum- it was not me, but it could have happened to me). These are the girls to be avoided, I think.

But not a girl who simply tells the customer that she does not like to be kissed in some parts, because "she is not your wife". This is a different thing, she is not making harm to anybody.

[Slickrick D]

http://www.sexatlas.pl/paula26;en

My first visit to an apartment was to Paula who claims in her ad to be 26. I estimate her to be closer to 30.

Top Caat,

There have been numerous posts on this forum, that Paula's pictures are fake and she is much older shorter and fatter than on her hugely attractive photos. What was your impression. Are the pictures fake and how would you rate her looks?

[Ken_Apples]

Fellow Mongers,

After reading some negative report I feel that I have to take part in the discussion.

First things first:
WE, the "Tourist wellpaying-monger customers" are the one's who pays for the wages of these curtisans.

If they do not deliver, to the money that we pay, then there are others that do deliver.

I truly beleve that Poland are one of the last european countries where you can bang a good girl for a bargain cost. Lets start putting this fact in our favor, and not against us.

Maybe we should have a register here on the forum about brothels, and girls who lie/underdeliver, and anotheone forum of those who DO deliver.

I hope that "voting with the feet" will make a diffrerence in the approch of us, - the one's who are paying their paycheck.

With consumer power, and the knowledge of bad reporting/ good reports here on the forum, The hope is that at least some of these places will change there mind.

And for the others places that don't? - Fuck them. If they don't want to ern our money, then it their problem, not ours.

I had mixed feelings about Warsaw after my last visit, still, my god, I'm on my way back again. -Hopefully with some experiences from last time, to make my trip ever better.

Happy hunting, and don't forget who are paying!

-WE THE CUSTOMERS DEMAND SERVICE, OR WE USE OUR FEETS!

Best Regards / Ken Apples

[George Bickham]

A quick update on Warsaw.

There have been a lot of new faces on Odloty over the last few months. Maybe I've been unlucky, but I don’t seem to get a reply from more phone numbers than before. Also I just haven’t done so well recently, so most of this update is a list of places to avoid.

Tried 3/6 Plac Contituczy twice. Both times quite late, but each time only two or three ladies, none younger than about 35. Didn't stay.

Same story at 33/102 Wilcza.

Tried both Natasha and Patrycia at 51/56 Wilcza, because Karolina wasn't there. Natasha had quite a nice figure, but smaller tits than Karolina, and gave a reasonable service but nothing special. Patrycia had a tense, unhappy look to her, and did only a limited BJ before she moved onto sex. She wouldn't do many positions, and got bored pretty quickly. Conclusion: Karolina is the one to look for there, IMHO.

Moving a bit more upmarket, had a good session for 150 ZL with Iwona23, who has a flat on Marzialkowska. She answers the phone, and also uses SMS intellligently to send her address and so on. She's probably about 30, with quite a sharp but attractive face and a good figure with incredibly firm plastic tits. You could sprain your fingers holding them if you weren't careful. But she gave a good service, with quite a long CBJ, sex in several positions and no rushing.

A contrast to Marteczka at the other end of Marzialkowska, also 150 ZL. She is friendly, speaks good English, with a nice attitude, offers drinks and clean towels and so on. She is very clear that she does what she likes, and doesn't do what she doesn't like. Unfortunately she doesn't like a lot of things. So no licking her nipples ("this is sex, not being with your wife"), no deep penetration ("I don't like it deep"), no deep BJ, not too many positions, and so on. After 20 minutes or so she asked me "do you eat Viagra? " and explained that men who ate Viagra took too long to come and so ended up having to wank themselves off because she had done enough. I can take a hint, so came quickly, showered and was out, in 60 minutes to the second almost since I rang the bell. Perfectly friendly, but not a very rewarding experience – I wouldn’t go back.

I was interested to read the comments about Djikushka – when I visited her, she was definitely the girl in the photo, but smaller than I expected, and tanned all over rather than the bikini strip in the photo. Did a reasonable service, CBJ, nothing particularly special but OK.

Klaudia18 seems to have retired as she's not on Odloty any more. Does anyone know where she's gone? I would love to get my hands on those fantastic tits one more time.

Similarly, there seems to be pretty rapid turnover elsewhere. I tried several girls who were at Lucka 14a the week before to be told that they had retired. I also had two poor experiences trying to meet Kinga at Zelzana 67/20: I went out there on two successive days, having been told that she was available, only to be told that she was now "busy" and would be "one hour, two hours". Probably not worth the trip.

Incidetally, has anyone been with a girl called Patryzia, who looks just like Paris Hilton? Is she just selling looks, or does she hqve performance as well?

Tried Natalia 22 sexi at Ul. J Bema. Tall, slender, slightly washed out girl, with a firm body, small tits, nice face and attitude. Friendly, spoke English but incredibly passive. Really just stood or lay there and waited for you to do things, with no reaction at all. Did some deep BJ, a lot of positions, but eventually got bored with feeling like I was in the room on my own, so came and went. A matter of taste, I suppose.

A couple of weeks before I had been with Olga22 at the same place. Nice, smallish body with good tits; a bit cold at the start, but following a slow massage gave quite an enthusiastic CBJ followed by quite participative sex in several positions.

The one real (re)discovery was Iza25. Not IzaPrivat referred to below- who was pretty good on the first visit, and even better on a rematch. She is really friendly (limited English, though) and obviously really enjoys what she does. She gave a really exciting BBBJ, banging her head down to get it right up to the hilt, and then some really exciting and sweaty sex in a lot of positions. Very unhurried, really friendly, worth every zloty – all in all one of the best experiences in years. I think that she came at least once. Well worth a visit, IMHO.

And last but not least Agnieska21, who remains charming and full of good grace despite the attentions of legions of mongers such a myself. Friendly, unhurried, with a girl next door face and a trim little body, seeing her remains the highlight of my visits to Warsaw. If you see her, please treat her well, as she's worth it.

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[Bobo.fr]

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I am quite disappointed by the whole scene. Unusually high miss-rate, especially when compared to, say London or Berlin. Yes, these places, London in particular, are much (!) more expensive, but at this point I am more willing to accept that. Will I return to Warszawa? Not for mongering, that’s for sure!
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I AGREE with you Ravein2.
I should say that I've never tried to use services of the "expensive" agency Avocadoescort (whose rates are similar to Czech agencies') , but had tried many meetings with ladies I saw on the Web : my first meeting at WaW was the only one that let me a good souvenir of WaW , the lady was Eliza ; I tried many times to meet her again but unsuccessfully.

Be careful, the club Imperiumx use her photos at
http://www.escort.net.pl/eliza1.htm
http://www.callgirl.net.pl/eliza1.htm
when I called this phone number , I could get an appointment and saw that the adress the taxi led me to was Imperium : Eliza I met there was NOT "my" Eliza (I was informed later by email that the lady I met was "Elizax" http://www.escort.net.pl/elizax1.htm and not "Eliza1".

By the way, I put a similar notice on these following websites :
http://www.sexyescortads.com/user_profile/show/245892/
http://www.relaxladies.com/Escort-151

but "relaxladies" did NOT publish it.

[Bbois77]

Just a couple of sites...not seen these links recently...


http://www.sexoferty.com.pl/prywatne-sex-oferty.php

http://www.sekretki.pl/ogloszenia.php?id=178

[Bbois77]

Ravein, firstly thanks for such a detailed and honest report, it appears that you took a lot of hits for the team and your home run rate was not good!!

Hence why I always rely on reports on here plus am more inclined to hit clubs in Warsaw, you see the goods, see if theres any eye contact, smiles, may only see someone for 1/2 hour........come back later stay for an hour, find out her days on or get her phone number.

So on day one...visit a few clubs, get a feel, if the mama speaks English, let her know you are in town for a few days, if service good, you will come back. Effectively build up a bit of a rapport, smile, be pleasant leave a girl who is gud a tip.

So unless you know for certain an indie is reliable/good...then don't make indies your first punting choice.....my 2/4/6/8/ cents worth!

Thanks again, respect from all LOPA mongers !!!

[Ravein2]

First a thank you to those who got back to me with info on Intercontinental! It was helpful, and proved the value of a site like this. So to give something back: here is my account of 4 loooong days in the city.

General info on incall: call the woman twice, once to arrange the meeting and get the address, and once – when you’re at the address – to get the apartment number.

First encounter: arranged a meeting with Ala Ex (http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info...oducts_id/3999)
Her apartment is real close to the Intercontinental, so very convenient (did have trouble finding the right entrance to the building though). Got there, and was met by a hot blonde, shown to the room and asked to wait. A few seconds later another blonde enters, and introduces herself as Ala. She was not in the same stunner-category, but quite nice, and her choice of clothing (a bikini) showed that she had a nice body as well. Finances out the way, a quick shower and here we go. OWO was impeccable, and she did not rush it. Did quite a bit of 69 as well, sweet... On with the raincoat, and then... no she did not want to ride (not her favourite position, and I was “too big” – and I am not that much more than average, to be honest). At this time my energy was running out, I was a bit tired after almost 20 hours of travelling, so I decided to slow things down. Real nice girl to talk to, she gave me a good introduction to the recent political happenings in Poland, and was very nice to be with. She struggled a bit with English, but was very good compared to Poles in general. I left feeling ok: not ecstatic, and not disappointed. Financial damage PLN 200/h +a little extra.

Second encounter: meeting with Ada (http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info...oducts_id/5450) in the Wola-district. Got there on time, called – no answer. Called again 10 minutes later – “Out shopping, will be back in about 10 minutes”. Walked around the area, wasting time (15 min), called again, no answer – bailed.

Third encounter: Outcall with Kotka (http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info...oducts_id/5744). Claims to be 24, closer to 30, but looking nice. Not a Hollywod-beauty, but definitely a 7, face-wise. She is quite voluptious, not the skinny type. Since Intercontinental’s elevators require a key-card I met Kotka outside the hotel. No problems with this, we met and played the parts of long-time friends to perfection... Of course, she was thankfully dressed like a woman should, not like some ****... Spent a good while talking about this, that, and the other (I did not rush us into bed). She took a quick shower and the fun began. Kissing (semi-DFK?), touching and suddenly we were naked. She gave a nice BJ, covered, and we soon found ourselves in a long, rewarding 69. Cowgirl, Mish (with variations), and a good time was had. A nice woman, fun to talk with, fun to not talk with... you get the idea. Fin. damage 150/h (times 2) + 50/taxi + a little extra.

Fourth encounter: meeting with Kasia (http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info...oducts_id/5292). Who turned out to be the same woman who introduced herself as Ala Ex the day before... I had become suspicious when I called her earlier in the day, to arrange the meeting, and was given the same address as the day before. Her explanation was that the stunner I had met the first day was really Ala EX (my original choice), but she had been a bit drunk, so Kasia had stepped in, without telling me about the identity-swap. Well, suffice to say, I felt a bit “played”, and bailed. As I wrote earlier she did provide a good service, so I left only because I did not like to be mislead. During the next couple of days, tired of seeing the bad quality of the Warszawa-scene, I sometimes thought about returning to her after all. I guess my final verdict is recommendable for Kasia (and I can say that the pictures are really her).

Fifth encounter: Ala (http://www.grzesznice.pl/start.php?N...=178&nick=1299) Arrangements on the phone handled by a sweet-sounding girl, relatively good English. Address in the Wola-district, got there on time and called for the flat-number, asked (by the same girl) to wait 10 minutes, finally got in. Only to meet a girl whose English was much, much worse, and whose appearance left quite a bit to be desired. Her face is hidden on the web-site, but I can guarantee you that the girl who showed up was not the same. Her body was not bad, but her face was not what I had hoped for, quite mediocre to but it mildly. Decided to stay anyway, it was quite a way out from the center, and it was pouring outside. Her effort was quite good, covered BJ and some cow-girl, but her face just put a damper on the experience for me. At this this point I started to feel that the Warszawa-scene depends a bit too much on fooling the punter. I don’t know if this is because they believe that they don’t need to play it straight with clients, but it sure doesn’t make me call them again. Left after 40 minutes. Fin. damage 200/h.

Sixth encounter: Met with Iza (http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info...oducts_id/5540) in an apartment about 15 minutes walk (north-west) from Intercontinental. Hot blonde, pretty face, and smashing body – tan all over, beautiful breasts (natural) and leggy. Her English is quite good... and then I guess I have said the good things about this encounter. There seems to be some “extras” available, but this was not offered in advance. After 15 minutes I tried to kiss her, but that was obviously an extra. I did not ask how much, ‘cause the talk of financial in the middle of proceedings kinda ruins it for me. If she had offered it as a part of the introductions I probably would have said yes. This is not necessarily only her fault, though, maybe I should have brought it up instead. (I am just used to kissing being a part of the session.) She started a covered BJ immediately, which did not really hit the spot (this might be partly my fault, as covered BJs rarely do anything for me, but I did not feel that her effort was very good). Suddenly the phone rings (in another room), and she stops what we’re doing, and goes out to get it! I hear talking and doors opening/closing, while time passes. About five minutes later she shows up, partly dressed, to tell me that that it was someone delivering the take-out dinner she had ordered... Doorbell rings, she leaves again, and that is it for me. I start to dress, she comes back in and we call it a day. After 30 minutes. I left. Disappointed , ‘cause with a body like that I am sure that she could be fun if she put a little bit more effort into it. I don’t expect women I meet like this to enjoy themselves silly, I know it is business, but I happen to believe that it is also a part of the business to provide a service that we, as punters, pay for. Sorry Iza, you were a disinterested, distant, non-sensual person wrapped in a hot package. Maybe you had a bad day, but I am not gonna give you another try. Fin.damage 200/h

Seventh encounter: Andzelika (http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info...oducts_id/5525) Phone passed between a couple of women, before finally settling with “Andzelika”. OK English, meeting arranged with address. Price was suddenly 200/h, not 150/h as is stated on the site... Special price for foreigners? Arrives a couple of hours later, calls to get the apartment-number... Giggling, cut off. Calls again – subscriber not available. OK, maybe she’s not ready. Waits a few minutes, calls again, phone picked up... just to be slammed on again. Another scam... Why don’t these women just say that they don’t want non-Poles visiting? I am getting quite (...) annoyed with this city... but one more try...

Eight encounter: 21 year old woman (name withheld ‘cause maybe she is better than I think...). Ok English, small apartment, tiny bath. Quite beautiful (dark hair, about 21 yrs old, B-cups, nice tan, and a sweet smile), and nice to talk to. After shower got down on bed, she starts a soft OWO. Everything good so far, I asked her if she wanted a 69 and got a quick, if somewhat surprised “yes” in return. She spins around on top of me, and presents the stinkiest pussy I have ever met... I immediately pull my face away, but don’t want to offend her (yeah, I know, I am old-fashioned...) so I start to think about “how do I get myself out of this situation gracefully”. I think that a straight out “Get off me baby, your pussy smells like the place tuna-fish go to die” is gonna put a damper on her enthusiasm, so what to do? Luckily (?) Mr. Happy makes my decision easier, by losing his enthusiasm instead. The woman seems perplexed at this, and doesn’t protest when I say that I gotta go. So why don’t I give her name? Well, she was surprised when I asked to 69 her, so maybe she would have given me a dynamo BJ and fuck if I hadn’t brought up this subject. She was a sweet girl, but she should definitely present herself in a cleaned-up version... Fin damage 200/h

So, that is it. Of course, my eight meetings (or supposed meetings) was the result of a much higher number of calls. Many times the phone was just hung up at the first hint that I didn’t speak Polish, even from the girls who claim to be good or average English speakers. I had followed the advice on this board and bought a local Orange SIM. The natives’ mastery of English was surprisingly low, even among the young people (I was even asked to wait for another clerk in a McDonald’s in the middle of the city centre, as the one I first encountered obviously was afraid that he wouldn’t understand “Big Mac and fries”...) The working girls who claim to speak English often exaggerate wildly in the adverts.

I am quite disappointed by the whole scene. Unusually high miss-rate, especially when compared to, say London or Berlin. Yes, these places, London in particular, are much (!) more expensive, but at this point I am more willing to accept that. Will I return to Warszawa? Not for mongering, that’s for sure!

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[Bbois77]

Top Caat...you nearly are the Top Caat with that report...good one!!

[Top Caat]

today i decided to check out the sex arcades. but before that, i decided i needed to get my laundry done. the radisson ridiculously overcharges on this service so i decided to check out some malls. the taxi driver took me to a mall by the train station. there was nothing except dry cleaners. i rang up a couple of hotels asking if they know any normal laundry service and none of them seemed to know!

i jumped in a taxi and asked to be taken to another mall after being given an address saying they do washing there. i ended up over the bridge at some mall (not sure what the name was) and there was also again only bloody dry cleaners who also want like 200 zloty to wash a load of clothes. at this stage i was getting a bit peeved. thankfully i found a hostel that was willing to wash them for 20 but i had to pay for a room so i just paid the extra to get a dorm room just to have my washing done. the taxi driver that took me there also tried to rip me off by putting the metre on '4' instead of 1 or 2, and it was bright daylight on sunday. thankfully i was really getting pissed off about many things so i shouted at him and he changed it.

after dropping off my laundry and feeling a sense of relief i found that i was actually very close to the cluster on gen andersa. it's just off a main road and amongst kebab shops. usually there are lots of tourists or locals sitting around outdoors so it's not the best of privacy, but quick in and out probably not really noticable (especialy without the damn laundry!)

unfortuantely most of the girls were unavailable. and the ones that were i would not pay to even wash my clothes. i did see some eye candy as receptionists but doubt they worked. i was told htere would be a better selection in the week.

i'm starting to really give up on this place. not only have i spent a fortune so far on cab rides to get my laundry washed (equivalent of £20 to wash a load of clothes) the girls i've experienced so far in both krakow and warsaw have been pretty average. i also have to say that the polish girls all seem to have a bit of an atittude, like they are always unhappy or at least that's the vibe i get. i've travelled pretty extensively around europe and you don't get the same vibe in other places even slovakia, czech, latvia or hungary. not sure waht's going on, and it's the bloody summer!

i have my last bet on some of the studios and apartments. fingers crossed i will at least find some talent. at some point the cards must turn.

was it the okidoki hostel? i know where you can get a great girl within two minutes of there? see my report on paula

[Top Caat]

This report also posted in another forum I use.

I recently visited Poland, so, having enjoyed reading and researching various trips on here, it's time I made a trip report of my own in the hope that it may benefit other readers.

I took the advice offered on other forums (fora?) and bought a Polish SIM card for my phone. This cost 20PLN (TakTak, others are available). The reasoning being that the girls are not likely to answer calls from foreign mobiles. The numbers dialled came from www.odloty.pl and www.sexatlas.pl .

Getting there. Get bus 175 from the airport to the city centre. It costs 2.40PLN. I'm told a taxi would cost 30PLN but I never used a taxi.

Accomodation. A wide selection, from backpackers hostels to Marriott type hotels, is available within 500 metres walk of the intersection between Alee Jerozolimksie and Marszalkowska.

Essentials. Beer cost between 6 and 8 PLN per half litre.

Sex shops.

Zielna street, parallel to Marszalkowska between Swietokrzyska and Grzybowska. This block contains some kebab shops, some dry cleaners and some sex shops. In the sex shops there are price lists showing some of the services available. For example, naked dance with touching for 100 PLN or blowjob for 150 PLN. Two girl options are available as well. Pictures of the girls are displayed next to the price list. I opted for naked dance with touching (I forget how long this was supposed to last, half an hour or so, I think) with a rather attractive blonde called Ania who walked into the shop while the shopkeeper was explaining the services. I would think Ania would have been about 30. I was shown to a back room and told to strip. Ania entered a couple of minutes later wearing a white bra and panty set. We then started dancing together quite closely and getting a feel of each others bodies and she asked if I wanted sex. I was settling for the dance/handjob combo. French kissing was enjoyed while she got out of her remaining clothes, this continued for most of the session with brief pauses for me to kiss and suck on her nipples. I'm fairly confident she would have accepted DATY, she was certainly happy enough with taking my fingers. This being the first session of the trip, I knew I would not last for long and came in her hands shortly thereafter. She left briefly to clean up and when she returned, continued as before till the half hour.

Apartments.

http://www.sexatlas.pl/paula26;en

My first visit to an apartment was to Paula who claims in her ad to be 26. I estimate her to be closer to 30. Her flat was within two minutes of where I was staying on Marszalkowska. When I entered her apartment she showed me through to another room and got me a drink while she finshed with a client. A while later she reappeared and explained what was on the menu. I chose full service except anal and paid 250PLN. She showed me to the shower then the bedroom and left for a couple of minutes. Again french kissing was available and, as is usual, enjoyable. I offered to give some oral attention, which she seemed to like, though answering the phone while getting a tongueing gets her a few minus points. At the time it also get her the benefit of a couple of fingers inserted to see if it would illicit an unvoluntary noise over the phone.

The first session ended with the most amazing blowjob ever. Teasing while stimulating me to climax, then when I had reached the point of no return, sucking so hard, almost non-stop for fully a minute. This is quite the most amazing sensation I have ever experienced, almost like she was trying to be a hoover rather than a hooker.

dingding, seconds out, Round two. We showered (seperately) and resumed in the bedroom with some mutual massage before having sex. Again though, the finish was to be in her mouth. There's no way I was missing out on that treat again. Paula was fantastic, I may well go back to Warsaw and include her in my itinerary.

pt2

Part two. A dizzy, a babe and one for the team.

I had tried contacting a girl called Lena Buist 8 from Odloty.pl but when I made it to her apartment block at the appointed time she didn't answer the phone. Pity, I really fancied the idea of shagging a younger (20) girl who was not a perfect specimen by any means. Her photos seem to be of the odloty site now but I downloaded her earlier video clip and can see what I missed out on. I then phoned a blonde called Agata who gave me directions to her apartment which was only about half a mile away. http://www.sexatlas.pl/foto_d.php?pn...EARCH&id=17845

but by the time I got there she was busy. Her flatmate was called either Ola or Ala, I cant remember, and she explained the situation. Did I want to wait for Agata or would I rather see her instead? Well, she was stunning. There was no way I was passing up this opportunity. 200PLN later I was showered and she was stripping out or her black negligee. This was easily the most gorgeous female form I had seen naked. She started with a little kissing and proceeded to a body to body massage which led to a blow job. On with the condom and a tour de force of various positions. A climax, a shower and ready for round 2, or so i thought. Unfortunately this was a case of when you come you go. While i was getting ready she left and returned with Agata. Yes, of course they worked together as a threesome. Yes I would like to see them together sometime (300 zloty/hour) But I never bothered. Maybe I should have, maybe I'll be back in Warsaw again sometime. Maybe the desire to try a different girl will prevent me from returning to the same one. Maybe I'll get run over by a bus tomorrow.

I then left Warsaw for a few days but when I returned I thought to try one that I had seen on the net that morning Businesswoman 40. http://www.sexatlas.pl/info_d.php?of...d=93&sb=SEARCH

So I called her and she directed me to her apartment very near a metro stop. (metro fare 2.40 pln each way) and knocked the door. I reckon she was nearer 50 than the 40 she says on the website. Still, many a good tune is played on an old fiddle, and she looked not unlike a former colleague. After my shower she entered the room still wearing her "uniform" of little black dress, stockings, heels, and black bra and panty set. She told me she had only placed the ad earlier that week and I was her first visitor. (Ya Beauty!!!) Maybe that's true, maybe not, I think it is. The encounter started with some kissing and undressing her. pausing to enjoy each bit I uncovered. We eventually got horizontal and continued kissing passionately. I have never had this passionate a girl before, especially not in a paid encounter, so i moved the hand down and just masturbated her for a while. She was soaking, absolutely right into it and would not stop kissing, I ended up with digits in both her holes and all the while her tongue in my mouth. I got the impression she needed it more than I did. Normally in a paid encounter i would insist on my cock being sucked but this time I just reached for the condom. After the first round I was expecting to be sent for a shower and ready myself for round two but was immediately disabused of that idea. I was to get straight back to bed, she was immediately back kissing and guiding my hand to her pussy. This girls need for sex was greater than mine and I was not going to disappoint. I know I should have tried to see if she would let me put more than a finger in her arse, but I was not so able to be detached from the situation and ended up getting fucked by her pussy again. I have little negative to say about her, except that she would do better to shave her pussy and should let guys come in her mouth. Other than that, a great encounter.

She forgot to ask for money, I gave her the negotiated amount, 150PLN, I think she enjoyed the sex more than I did. Note though, I in no way claim to be the worlds greatest lover.

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[Furiouz]

Can anyone in Warsaw give me some names of local newspapers I can put an advert in? Looking to pursue a business venture.
Thanks in advance.

Cheers.

[Borat69]

today i decided to check out the sex arcades. but before that, i decided i needed to get my laundry done. the radisson ridiculously overcharges on this service so i decided to check out some malls. the taxi driver took me to a mall by the train station. there was nothing except dry cleaners. i rang up a couple of hotels asking if they know any normal laundry service and none of them seemed to know!

i jumped in a taxi and asked to be taken to another mall after being given an address saying they do washing there. i ended up over the bridge at some mall (not sure what the name was) and there was also again only bloody dry cleaners who also want like 200 zloty to wash a load of clothes. at this stage i was getting a bit peeved. thankfully i found a hostel that was willing to wash them for 20 but i had to pay for a room so i just paid the extra to get a dorm room just to have my washing done. the taxi driver that took me there also tried to rip me off by putting the metre on '4' instead of 1 or 2, and it was bright daylight on sunday. thankfully i was really getting pissed off about many things so i shouted at him and he changed it.

after dropping off my laundry and feeling a sense of relief i found that i was actually very close to the cluster on gen andersa. it's just off a main road and amongst kebab shops. usually there are lots of tourists or locals sitting around outdoors so it's not the best of privacy, but quick in and out probably not really noticable (especialy without the damn laundry!)

unfortuantely most of the girls were unavailable. and the ones that were i would not pay to even wash my clothes. i did see some eye candy as receptionists but doubt they worked. i was told htere would be a better selection in the week.

i'm starting to really give up on this place. not only have i spent a fortune so far on cab rides to get my laundry washed (equivalent of £20 to wash a load of clothes) the girls i've experienced so far in both krakow and warsaw have been pretty average. i also have to say that the polish girls all seem to have a bit of an atittude, like they are always unhappy or at least that's the vibe i get. i've travelled pretty extensively around europe and you don't get the same vibe in other places even slovakia, czech, latvia or hungary. not sure waht's going on, and it's the bloody summer!

i have my last bet on some of the studios and apartments. fingers crossed i will at least find some talent. at some point the cards must turn.

[Euroknight]

So the questions for all forks, is stinky pussy rarely found in warsaw or common ?

I select carefully my targets, when I go to Warsaw. This means that I look very carefully at the profiles in odloty and sexatlas, among others. I have always met girls whose pussy was perfectly all right.

This said, I must add a note of sympathy for those girls who, after having worked so much and so hard to please all of us, at some point get some internal disorder (so to say): I hope they will use part of the money they earn to look better after themselves. A SDS is always a possible risk for them. I always do protected sex, also the blowjob, and I never do a CIM - but I notice that many of them are not always very cautious, and tend to put directly the dick in mouth. It is obvious that at some point they could contract some microbes which result in stinky p****y....