Warsaw

[Bbois77]

All in all, don't go to Poland for the hobby, but you will do OK if you find yourself here for other reasons.

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Sorry..Teacup...can't agree with this......doing detailed adequate research will enable you to pick out great providers, yes its not easy, but it is doable; the language barrier is a big thing.

There is a Polish monger board to which I had access for a while....but it is tedious to translate and it does help...remember, things aren't much better for locals, they have to do research etc too!

Don't ask me how to join...I think I begged admin to give me a freebie for a period!

https://www.garsoniera.com/login.php

Bois

[Teacup]

Reading the reports it seems Studio's 1, 2 & 3 can be very hit & miss. Reports vary greatly - from awful, highly mechanical services to reasonably good service. Is possibly due to luck of the draw with the actual girl i.e. some are just extremely hardened. Any comments?

Probably fair comment - if my Polish or their English were up to it I would have asked questions and tried to make a better guess - As it was I went for the one that looked dirtiest and picked wrong. Names are probably not much use either, I got the distinct impression that mine had a new name every night!

[Saffa Guy]

Reading the reports it seems Studio's 1, 2 & 3 can be very hit & miss. Reports vary greatly - from awful, highly mechanical services to reasonably good service. Is possibly due to luck of the draw with the actual girl i.e. some are just extremely hardened. Any comments?

[Teacup]

Had just a couple of days in Warsaw, and decided to sample the local scene. I seem to have had similar experiences to others.

In-Call

S-Studio 3, http://www.a-studio.pl/dojazd_sstudio3_en.php. The location is nice enough, on the 8th floor of a tower block, but bear in mind that I walked past the S-Studio 1 to get to this one based on the photos of who was working. I need not have bothered, no gil in the photos was working. So I selected Louisa, about 5' 2", brunette and with the spinner look. I was offered a choice of three at about 21:00 on a Friday. 150 Zl was the damage, but the real damage was to any notion of a GFE. What I got was a 90 second covered BJ followed by cowgirl for three minutes and doggie for three. She had about as much interest in me enjoying myself as I do in Ice Dancing.

So I switched to mish and whispered filthy stuff in her ear, which got me off. Place seemed OK, you just need to pick the right girl I guess.

Outcall:

First of all, forget e-mail. A lot of the girls have e-mail addressses listed, but not one has yet replied to an e-mail that Isent, and it is four days later. I liked the look of Ilona, http://www.sexatlas.pl/info_d.php?of...d=88&sb=SEARCH, (also on Odloty as well) and, after the lack of response to e-mail, called. She asked me to send her an SMS with my details, but that also failed, so I called back and we made arrangements form there. This was 200 Zl, but was so much more worth it than the night before.

She was right on time, and I met her in the lobby of my hotel. In the room, she did a nice dance for me before settling in for a great BBBJ. This was followed up with some spirited sex in a variety of positions. The finish, after about 35 minutes - maybe 50 minutes in the room - was CIM. Lovely.

Downsides? I don't believe the age 23 thing, I would guess at closer to 28. And she has a tattoo on her back - I don't mind, but you might.

All in all, don't go to Poland for the hobby, but you will do OK if you find yourself here for other reasons.

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[Bobo.fr]

.....

Ola19.
.... - left the TV in her room on.
.....

So "Ola19" was probably already burnt-out in this job !!!
When I met her in October , the room was very well prepared : candles and a lot of roses instead of the TV left on !!!

[Bbois77]

Humsup, sorry you had to take one for the team, a bit of a bummer to go for a good time and end up having a sh1t one!

Perhaps this can be put in the reports of distinction section to warn punters/mongers off Poland over Easter or any other religious periods !!

Thanks again!

Bois

[Humsup]

To cut to the chase it's not worth mongering or doing anything in Warsaw over Easter! It's a complete write off, everything is shut and most 'quality' service providers aren't working.

Chronology

• Friday - not many but a few responses from privates.
• Saturday - only Vanessa VIP taking calls.
• Sunday - an absolute abortion, nothing on at all.

Summary

• Novolipki - seems shutdown, phones are disconnected.
• Nowogrodzka 48 - can't understand the mamasan but seems to be working from a consolidated apartment somewhere else.
• Previous Providers - call providers from my previous WAW visit but all numbers disconnected or offline.
• Wilcza 51 m.56 or 33 m.12, Ph: 516 762 945 / 510 594 475 - Some really ugly fuckers on duty so do not partake. From 100zl.
• Odloty Ania 25, Ph: 507 464 073 - Can not understand the address. From 100zl.
• Sexturysta Sylwia 20, Ph: 511 379 639 - Can not understand the address, Radorova 62B?? http://www.sexturysta.pl/index.php?c...ylwia&path_c=1
• Sexturysta Viola 22, Ph: 880 877 786 - Can not understand the address http://www.sexturysta.pl/index.php?c...Viola&path_c=1
• Sexturysta Ewa 19, Ph: 514 778 530 or Nikoleta 20, Ph: 515 603 035 - Address Lucka 14, m.16. From 150zl. Called Ewa 19 but seems Nikoleta 20 is taking calls. It's close to my hotel so I walk (about 15 mins) to the apartment. Nikoleta 20 greets me, let's just say the photos if accurate are very forgiving. Pretty ugly, flat as a pancake, bum fluff mostache perhaps her only asset is her box. I immediately decline http://www.sexturysta.pl/index.php?c...%2020&path_c=1
• Sexturysta Vanessa Vip, Ph: 515 643 106 - Address Lucka 14, m.16. From 150zl. We arrange via Nikoleta 20 to meet noon on Saturday, I get to the apartment, wait and Nikoleta tells me Vanessa is 'not coming'. I leave but pass a local punter coming in and walk pass Vanessa on my way back to the hotel she bumped me! I try calling her throughout Saturday but can't get thru http://www.sexturysta.pl/index.php?c...20VIP&path_c=1
• Sexturysta SlodkaKlaudia 23, Ph: 500 698 223 - No English, hangs up http://www.sexturysta.pl/index.php?c...audia&path_c=1
• Studio 3, Sylwia - I will never visit a Studio establishment again.
• Cinnamon - According to 'Warsaw Insider' the best ex-pat, local women pick up bar in WAW. On the night very slim picking, about 20 people and of them 5 women plus ex-pats zeroing in on any half available women.
• Dekada - either closed down or not open over Easter.

Studio 3

Of all Studios, only '3' in operation. Definitely not the one on the flyer but take Sylwia, no chit chat, no BBBJ, no COB in fact no nothing.

Starts with pathetic body rub but she seems more interested to watch MTV. I ask her to switch off the tv but she only reduces the volume, probably the worst BJ I ever experienced, I mount her and absolutely no sound at all, she's totally absorbed with watching tv. It's akin to fucking a lump of brisket!

First time ever, I did not blow plus they short timed me 20 mins. I complain to the mama and her colleagues and leave.

Rating: -ve

Costs (in zl unless stated otherwise)

• Hotel Westin - EUR 70 per night incl breakfast but excl 7% tax. Easter promotion.
• Orange Idea Pre-paid - 20zl & re-charge 25zl
• Metro Pass - 3 day pass 12zl.
• Cinnamon - no cover charge but light dinner cost me 30zl
• KFC - Zinger menu 10.99zl
• Taxi - from airport 25zl, to airport 35zl
• Studio 3 - 150zl

Conclusion

What emerges during Easter is good providers are off duty hence only hardcore operators left plus any half decent providers are fully booked out.

I also notice providers who suggest 'taking a taxi' and/or automatically convert rates without prompting into developed economy currencies are hardcore money grabbers and should be avoided at all times.

WIR: Not over Easter

[George Bickham]

I have had a lot of useful information off ISG, so I'm putting back some experience from a few visits to Warsaw - hope it's of help to someone.

There have been some very good posts recently which cover a lot of ground. I'd agree with most of what has been posted in the last few months. Particularly, compared with five yeqrs or so ago when I was last here, the scene has shifted a lot from small bordels in flats to the internet and mobiles. So you can save a lot of walking, but you have to more preparation. The remaining bordels are good value at around 100 PLN compared to 200 PLN (or more) for the independent girls.

You can still find most of the bordels from cards in the city centre, but here are my experiences:

Had several good experiences at Wilcza 51/56. Small, clean, normally 3-4 girls, 100 PLN. I've had three or four very good sessions with Karolina, who is around 27, slight build, brunette. She's friendly, works hard, does what it says on the tin. She speaks a little German (claims she learned it in school not an FKK, but she can talk about franzosich ohne gummi but not the weather - LOL). Also been with Natalya, who is plumper, blonde, also good service.

Livia at 67/24 Pulawska is also 100 PLN, clean, tidy. But a long way out f the centre. Both times I've stayed there around three girls working, my choices did a good job but nothing memorable. Another time all the girls were busy and they told me to come back later; a couple of other times nobody caught my eye, so perhaps not a good option unless you are in the neighbourhood anyway.

Aisha at 13 Chmielna is highly variable. I was with Dana, a tall, tanned, shapely Ukrainian girl with biggish, firm breasts a couple of times, and had a lot of fun. She may have stopped working, though, as I haven't seen her recently. She is not active, but lets you move her into any position you fancy and then takes it like a trooper. On the other hand, another time I had a girl who did a two minute CBJ, and told me after five minutes of sex that although I had paid for an hour, she was not going to hang around and that was my lot. Then she played dead. Been there a couple of other times when nobody caught my eye. All in all I wouldn't bother unless you are passing or have exhausted all other alternatives.

ImperiumX at 62b Radarowa is close to the airport, in a semi-detached house in a mixed semi-residential and semi-industrial area. Approach reminds you a bit of Wiago or Dolce Vita. You enter to a spacious, clean, tidy house, and go through to a bar with couches in the front room. But the similarity ends there - on my visit, about twelve fully dressed girls aged about 25-35, all OK but no stunners, sitting on the couches. None moved, so you couldn't really judge their figures, and none made any other attempt to show interest. So nil atmosphere, very loud music, and no other men. Eventually went with Victoria from Ukraine. Room clean and comfortable. Victoria was friendly, worked hard (told me at the end that I liked the same positions as her boyfriend - not sure whether this was a compliment or not!), but at 150 PLN plus 50 PLN fort a couple of drinks, ImperiumX seems quite expensive for a bordel.

I have looked for 33/12 Wilcza a couple of times and never found it - maybe it's closed. There is a placer at Wilcza 32/119 but not tried it.

9 Chalubinskiego was not good. The only place with a male 'minder' who greets you. One fat unattractive girl woke another one and shook her out of a bed in a dingy room, then proposed that she and I should have some fun in it. Declined the offer. Left. Never again.

121/123 Jerolozimskie is also worth avoiding. The one time I tried, the girl I had spoken to wasn't there and another unattractve girl tried to take me for a ride. After reading the story of Weronica below, I'm glad that I didn't stay.

Moving upmarket a bit, Odloty.pl is a fantastic resource with a steady turnover of talent. All the girls have mobile numbers, and I would say around half don't answer. But with a bit of planning its easy to find someone who suits. Unless you speak Polish, getting addresses can be difficult (why can't the girls do 'Alpha Bravo Charlie'?) - best idea is to ask for an SMS. Most of the girls charge 200 PLN, and normally BBJ is extra. Some are now asking 300 PLN or more (EUR 75) - obviously, this price hike will only stick if punters are prepared to pay it.

All this will probably be out of date soon, but for what it's worth, my experiences include:-

Iza25. She's small and wirey, not stunningly beautiful but attractive and very friendly, and gave me a really athletric and enjoyable hour including DFK and a lot of positions. Recommended.

Klaudia18, who has a stunning authentic 18-year old body, with a bit of puppy fat and fantastic, firm tits. A solid performance but nothing special - short CBJ, no DATY or DFK, but her figure made it for me - definately needs a return visit. Catch her quick before she gets much older.

Celineska - petite, tanned girl with short hair. Not really my type, but she was very friendly and we had a good, sweaty session. She may have stopped working as I can't now see her on Odloty - not to be confused with Calineska, who has now appeared.

Marta. Her pictures don't do her justice, IMO. Petite, blonde, trim, firm body. Friendly, with a very professional approach - told me exactly what she did and didn't do at the start, then we did it. No more, no less. Enjoyable, but not a GFE. Still, well worth thinking about for a session.

Olga - about 21, nice rounded body, a bit of fat in the right places. We had a good session, and I'd have gone back but then she tried to charge me 250 PLN for it (said 200 PLN on Odloty) because she'd done BBBJ. Nothing said beforehand. Spoiled an otherwise enjoyable session. Moral - always check the price before you start ...

Ola19. Saw here in a flat just off Jana Pawla II. She looks a genuine 19 year old, slight body, genuine long blonde hair, but extremely cursory CBJ, and then just lay back and ignored me - left the TV in her room on. Particularly odd as there was a family also watching TV in the next room in the flat, and when I glimpsesd the woman on the way out, I'm sure that there was a resemblance ...

And last but not least, Agnieska21, who is an absolute gem. Everything about her in previous posts is true, and more, IMO. She is a real 'girl next door', with all that implies - friendly, unhurried, perhaps not as athletic as some, but a real GFE and a pleasure to spend time with. Seems to enjoy what she is doing, and it hasn't hardened her (yet?). It's as much her personality as her performance. Be nice to her if you see her, because she's worth it.

Final thing picking up on another post - I can reco,µmmend Residence Diana as an alternative to hotels - modern, central, clean and bright. No hotel facilitiues but a kitchenette in each room. Can't comment on girl-friendliness.

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[Paul John36]

I visited a few girls, none does the above. Most cities have an establishment that specialises in it. Can't find one in Warsaw.

Can anybody help?

[Bobo.fr]

1) This Eliza ( http://www.escort.net.pl/eliza1.htm ) exists : I met her last year (rates were nearly double, outcalls only).

2) Last saturday, I was in Warsaw, and called her new number ( 511 379 639) : incalls are possible now, and the adress was given (62b Radarowa Street). By the way before coming to WaW, I wrote her (the email published on the website ; this email is not a new one as the phone number is) : "she" (?) wrote back and gave me the (new) phone number.

3) I went to 62b Radarowa Street and discovered that it's .... "imperiumx"
I was introduced to Eliza but she was not the Eliza I met last year.
I left Imperiumx and went back.
I wrote to Eliza and got back the answer that Eliza I met in Imperiumx is http://www.escort.net.pl/elizax1.htm

4) So,
I'm sure that the phone number published on Eliza1 ("my Eliza" page) is imperiumx's phone number
I'm nearly sure that the email published on her page is imperiumx's email
I think that the website http://www.escort.net.pl (and its nearly twin website "callgirls") belongs to imperiumx.

2)"Iza"
After this aborted meeting with Eliza I called Iza , Agnes/Agnieska's friend.
It was not very easy to find her home and to bell her flat because I did'nt understand Polish.
Nice place, nice and enthousiastic lady.
Many (according to the Polish "standard") kisses ... without tongue.
Doggy position was wonderful : tentation for anal sex but I didn't ask for.
She proposed herself to call (with her cell phone) me a taxi to explain correctly where the driver would be able to get me : nice girl!

3)"Ala Lux"
I tried to call Ala Lux (thanks to Boobies Hiker) : apparently she doesn't work on sunday (so don't trust her webpage)
Her building has a library on the first floor : don't use this entrance, try to look for an entrance close to a real estates agency.
She was very busy and postponed my appointments many times : once, I was already in front of her door and she sent me a SMS to ask me to come back (10 minutes) later . I waited in the hall and saw a man go out , some minutes later I saw another man bell and go into her flat and .... I received another SMS to ask me to come back later (40 minutes if I remember well).
So I think that she agrees to provide (very) short meetings to local clients she already knew.
No kisses with tongue. She was not really enthousiastic (but I was , at least, her third client in less than one hour , so ...).
Personnaly I prefer my meeting with "Ola19" who did not provide "French kisses" either but was more enthousiastic and (for me) cuter than Ala Lux.

4)"Alicja 22 sexi"
I had in my notes good reports about her (thanks to the forumer(s) ; sorry, I forgot his/their nickname)
She answered to my phone call on sunday and I asked me to call her on monday.
I called her on monday but nobody answered.


5)"Ewa 19/ Ewunia19"
I also had Ewa/Ewunia in my notes (thanks to Predator4) , but nobody answered to my phone calls.


6)Nowolipki 23/7
Before going to the airport, I visited this apartment.
I hope that , after several attempts, I will meet Ada (mentionned by Franck in the Belgian forum www.dialogueslib.be) but... she did not work (there ?) anymore.
There were three or four ladies there.
Rates were cheap : 100 PLN for one hour (if I remember well).
Apparently, extraball was proposed systematically because after a long session in doggy position, she opened her legs to propose me the missionnary position but I was tired and I had a flight to catch !!

7) So again, I wasted a lot of my time in Warsaw and again, I prefer my trips in Berlin and especially when I visit Kamilla-Dee

[Kid Brooklyn]

Nice report Kid Brooklyn, but from my experience I don't think riding taxis is necessary.

Subway, trams and buses are good enough and save u money.

Cheers.

You are probably right, but our time was somewhat limited, and it was freezing cold and rainy. I don't think I'd want to stand outside waiting for a bus or tram. Also, we did not have bus routes or tram routes. I guess we could have done even more research. Oh well.

Thanks for the feedback.

[Euroknight]

I was wondering whether some has had experiences with 2 girls at once in Warsaw (or anywhere else in Eastern Europe). There are some ads in odloty.pl, and the photos look quite interesting. In particular, has anybody tried a duet called "Szarlotki" (odloty)?

I have never tried myself, but I am curious. I guess that the girls are bisex, but I fear that they will mostly care for their own lesbian relationship and be little generous with me. Is my fear correct?

Thanks in advance

[Masacuata]

nice report kid brooklyn, but from my experience i don't think riding taxis is necessary.

subway, trams and buses are good enough and save u money.

cheers.

a buddy and i spent a few days in warsaw last week.

first, there are many opportunities, but you have to like to walk a lot or have a rental car. the whole scene is widely rep001tered. before the trip, we did a lot of research and tried to set up some dates with indy's so not waste time calling when we got to town. no go!!! most don't want to be bothered unless you are ready to come over within an hour that same day. i got some very bad attitudes on the phone which pissed me off. the indy's won’t give you their address ahead of time, so making a solid game plan before the trip is almost impossible. we wasted a lot time (and money) in taxis. they are not cheap either. most trips were between 15-24zl ($5-8). it doesn’t seem like much but it adds up. maybe i’m just used to latin america and the $2 cab rides to anywhere in the city. the cabbies also told me that traffic is bad in warsaw on fridays.

having a phone is essential in warsaw. you often need to call them twice before they will give you the exact address. catching a cab on the street is also difficult; usually need to call for one. i recommend bringing a cheap, unlocked gsm phone and buying a sim when you get there. get a starter orange sim for 20zl. they sell them in all newspaper stands (kiosks) and electronic stores. this is a little trick i got from a family friend in poland. as soon as you buy the sim, send a text message (sms) to number 112 with the message “promocja” and they will automatically change the rate to 1/3 of the original. basically, you get 3x as much time as before. to reload, buy a 25zl reload card.

the indy's looked good on the pics, but in person they were 0-for-4 as far as real pics. the first one (pamela) was supposedly "busy" so i saw her friend nicole who was very pretty but was bigger than i like. she’s a chubby girl with a cute face. but she tried and i did enjoy it. the price was right too, 150zl.
pamela: http//www.sexatlas.pl/pamela20
nicole: http://www.anonse-erotyczne.pl/ogloszenie.php?id=11766

i have doubts as to whether pamela actually exists. she was busy so i was offered two others: nicole and a thin pretty blonde.

paula (http://roksa.pl/len/anonse.php?nr=392) another fake pic. ad says 26-27, but in reality add 10 years, 5 inches in the waist, and 10kg and you are there. the pic is not of her. what a waste of 300zl for “full service”. about 5 mins of bbbj, no vag, 2 min of “anal” (not all the way in) standing against a wall, and a hj-cim. a second pop was offered but i just cut my losses and left.

i don’t remember the other 2 indy’s i saw, but neither had a real picture online.

we checked out a couple of the privats. very hit or miss. this is a great example of “you get what you pay for”. mostly a bunch of average looking dead fish, with one or two good looking girls at each place.

we hit studio2. there were 5-6 to choose from, nothing spectacular to choose from. i chose marta, a blonde with a nice body. my buddy the took the one only cute one. when you get to the room you pay the 100zl and are asked to shower. then she put on the rubber and gave a sorry-ass cbj. then we started in doggy, she was a total dead fish in bed. absolutely lifeless, i could not get a movement or sound out of her. i knew right away that it wouldn’t work, so i just gave up and called it quits. truly amazing, i never though i would know what it would be like to be with a cadaver.

livia had one girl on friday afternoon. when she answered the door, i thought she was just the mamasan or whatever, but she was the only one available. i wanted to run the other way.

imperiumx (http://www.imperiumx.pl) looked pretty good for me online. but it is way out there, like a 20-24 zl cab ride each way. you are in a smoke filled room with a small bar and a dancing pole. there were about 6-7 girls available the day we were there (sat night). we sat around for a while since i had a particular girl in mind that i saw on their website, but she was not around. i did see paula, the only one that i recognized.

after about a half hour, i chose masha (russian) whose pic is not on their site. she was thin (great body) with rather small boobs. we get upstairs and she tells me 250zl. i started to laugh since i know it’s 150 for the hour. so i tell her this and she goes and comes back 3 minutes later and says ok, 150. so we start and she gives a decent cbj. after about 4 minutes, we start to go at it mish. the whole time this girl is giggling and no eye contact. when i look at her, she just giggled more. i assumed she was nervous, or shy. it was all very playful and fun. she eventually go into it and got on cowgirl and was dancing to the music up and down on me. it was fun. we went at it hard for 45 minutes. took a shower and came back to the bar where my buddy was waiting and we left.

the whole warsaw experience was ok, but i needed more time to go through all the fake pics and ads. i believe with patience, a great time is possible.

safety was never an issue, but we didn’t walk around at night. there are a lot of police at the main train station where i was told many people get robbed.

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[Bbois77]

Humsup, nice to see your hormones have gotten the better of you and you are being lured back to LOPA!!!!

Keep up the good work....but easter may well be the worst time of the year to go!

Bois

[Humsup]

Fellow travel writers,

I plan to visit WAW during Easter 06 - 09 April so wish to get a heads up on the mongering scene. Being a regilious country I expect most services are closed but want to make the sure most of the 'important' ones are still in town and operating.

Appreciate your comments and advice...