Warsaw

[Jetlagged]

To Louiscyphre, ask at old town apartments as they can also book you hotels at better rates than you will be offerd by hotels direct. Also, if booking a hotel ask for their Winter rates or Winter weekend rates. Initially, foreigners are always quoted top rates but if you ask for reductions they are generally given.

[GabrielPontello]

PLACE TO AVOID
imperium night club
it's a trick
if you look at his site (www.imperiumx.pl) you can find a lot of stunning girls
all pics are a fake and real girls (same names of the pics) are a lot different from that pics
the service is overrated (they ask about 350 szloty for a full service, about 90 euro) and drinks are even more expensive
after a long and boring discussion you can make a better deal (half of what requested) but IMHO it doesn't worth it tough I've had a GFE performance thanks to my knowledgeof the spanish language (the most don't speak english and it's difficult to agree on what you want due to the language barrier)
unfortunately I couldn't check any other place because I went out late that night and I left early in the morning the day after

[Digital]

At the weekends, the IBIS hotel on Solidarnosci is good value at about $65/$70 including breakfast. It's a bit out of the city centre but only 10 zloty ($2.50) in a taxi to the action! During the week the IBIS is about $95

[louiscyphre]

quick not about hotels, many thanks for tip on mdm, looking for something nice but not silly price. something around $60 mark.

any reccomendations, drop me a line.

tried old town apartments and all 2 bedroom apartments taken.

all tips will be much appreciated.

thanks

[caramello]

to louiscyphre...

The best way is to have polish money... of course girls accept dollars or euros but many of those have the bad habit to make a round sum with your foreign money (10-25% for the risk exchange !!!)

Enjoy

[louiscyphre]

many thanks for all info and advice, i am sure it will be invaluable. will endeavour to give you a full report and add to the forum in detail!!

quick query to all, what is the best currency and most popular with the ladies, polish zlotys, american dollars or euro's??

it is always best to be prepared i think.

wishing everyone all the very best and many thanks

Louis Cyphre

[Krishna247]

on the warsaw front :

1.places - if you don't want to pay for the brand, and can live in a place that is not just about showing off - then i suggest you take a look at the mdm hotel - its right in the centre of town, and has recently acquired a new boss & new chef, and it seems to be going up in the world.

2. girls in additiona to what has been posted - take a look at http://www.schadzka.com/ (click on the link kobieta szuka faceta - or sponsoring) - its all in polsih - but you can at least get to see some ho's from time time-and they seem to be pretty independent.

there's also a site http://www.sexogloszenia.pl - which has more access to photos, and e-mails without having to log on - you get here ages etc, so just choose "pani szuka pana" and get those mails off - but don't expect an immediate reply - as most do not have immediate access to a computer - so they probably browse at the i-net caf.

3. newspapers - get a local rag eg "zycie warszawy" and in their find the small ads "matrymonialne" - its a bit pot luck - but if you organise yourself well - you can surely find something good within a short space of time.

4. if you don't speak polish, then you may get a ukrainian or belorussian girl - there are plenty in warsaw (and very pretty i may add), so it may be worth to check with a friendly taxi driver about polish girls if that's what you want.

5. taxis - get one for a long-period if you can afford it. try not to use one from near the hotels / or taxi ranks near these places, but take a wander and find a rank close by in more of a residential area. the taxi drivers are also looking for long term contract, and if you negotiate well - you should get one for about 50 bucks / day - try and get a younger guy - he'smore likely to know the hotter places in town.
or get a taxi on the phone - 919- mpt / 9664 / 6464646 - grosik(my favourite) and deal with the guy that collects you. more often than not - he'll be happy to agree a price and turn off his meter - especially if its the week-end when most business types fly off to their wives ! and business is a bit slow (you must remember that in warsaw they have more taxis than they really need - so any extra client is worth its weight in gold)

6. places to go : ground zero (more students) / dekada (more up and coming) / take a look at the web-site http://www.info1.pl/rozrywka/nightclub/warszawa/ - i think it has an english listing and a map, so you should survive - my favourite places are adria - lots of girls / kokomo - same but more russians /ukrainians etc..... if you just want to party then try barbados /zanzibar - again its difficult to advise becasue i don't know what you want.

7. houses - many of them - the previous post about vila rosa is a good recommendation, but i always felt a bit uncomfortable there as it was a bit out of town, and what would happen if i got stuck here - but its clean & friendly, and the girls are nice. you could try a place on bednarska street 21 or 23 i can't recall which is near the old town, but very cultured. whatever you find just walk in and see what is there - if you don't lie - just leave - no-one will make you stay.

8. speedy gonzalez - make sure you agree up front what it is you will get for your $. in some places one-shot & that's it ! so if its for 1 hour - then make sure it is. don't pay up front - and if your satisfied with your girl then leave her a tip.

hope this input helps you a bit - enjoy your stay - and give all of feedback afterwards.

[Jetlagged]

Marriot, Radisson and Bristol will not interfere with girls going in accompanied with you. Normal for Warsaw is 200 - 300 euro for all night. Do not use lobby hookers as they want 200 per hour. Stay away from Forum (now Novotel) and all Polish chain (Orbis) hotels as they do not allow girls in to protect their own lobby hookers.
Look up www.warsawshotel.com for apartments from 60 euro per night in Old Town. They are excellent. As regards the various clubs see www.rozrywkawpolsce.com.pl/cgi-bin/kk.wynik for many. Each can be good or bad on any night depending on the girls on duty. Keep taxi foe evening and do a tour until you find best on the night.

For me best place in Warsaw is Villa Rosa (best club in Europe as far as I am concerned). 10 mins out of town, very safe, all taxi drivers know it.

[louiscyphre]

i am going to warsaw towards the end of october and have heard great things about Relaks, aisha etc. does anyone know of any private rooms that one can stay in and they supply a woman like in prague? a kind of you rent a room in a private house and a woman that will do everything comes with the room!

also can anyone recomend a hotel/ apartment that has 2 bedrooms in suite/ apartment that is not a silly price.

many thanks

[Digital]

Both the Marriott and the Sheraton have a reputation for running a tight ship and I suspect that trying to get a girl, particularly if she is obviously not a guest in the hotel, past them to your room could be embarrassing. However, having said that the Panorama Bar on the 40th floor of the Marriott is open to the public and once there you have access to the elevators to all floors. So I guess a bit of ingenuity is all that is called for. Personally I stick to the brothels.

And you will find that in virtually all hotels and restaurants English is widely spoken and there are usually English language menus. And generally, young girls as you put it (and we're assuming over 18 here, aren't we!!) tend to have some english although many of the working girls in brothels will be poorly educated, probably from rural Poland or its neighbours and sparkling conversation can be a problem! But then, good mannered girls never speak with their mouth full, do they? The older ones that you tend to find hanging around the Sheraton bar will for sure speak reasonable English.

Have fun!

[Masta]

Thanks for the info!

Didn't mean to sound like some crude westerner in my first post, I deserved the rant! I will be visiting Warsaw in November. I will be staying at the Marriot or Sheraton, I haven't decided yet. Any idea if either of these places will have any problems with bringing girls back to my room? I hope not, I don't want to have to pay off some security guard.

What about English? The only European cities I have been to in my life are London, Paris, and Istanbul. Is at least some English spoken by larger Hotels/Restauarants, and of course young girls?

I will find out soon enough I am sure.

I am hoping you are correct in saying that these central european women are wonderful! I saw so many beautiful Russian women in Istanbul, I wonder how Warsaw will compare????

I will post my adventure here when I get back.

[Digital]

I don't know where you are located but you need to realise that Warsaw is pretty much like any other European capital city - it's not some primitive, run down dump. And having got that rant off my chest, you also have to realise that the proportion of good looking girls is higher in central Europe than just about anywhere else!

So yes, there are ATMs on every corner, and you can change dollars or whatever currency you have at the kantors (also on just about every corner) where the rates are generally much better than the banks. Creidt cards are as widely accepted as anywhere else.

As for good looking girls, rented by the hour, you have the choice of eat in or take out! With eat in there are loads of brothels in the city and the cost varies from 150 to 350 zloty per hour ($40 -$90), depending on how fancy the place is. But at least that way you get you choose from the girls on duty that day. With take outs, there are lots of agencies you can call but the quality is vary variable and if you don't like t he one they send it takes time to organise another! Look in Zycie Warszawa, a newspaper with loads of adverts. Even if you don't have any Polish, it isn't hard to work them out!

Enjoy Warszawa - it's a great spot and I'm just about to sample the city's delights this evening myself!

[Masta]

Hey guys,

I'm doing a few trips this November, one being to Romania, and the other here to Warsaw.

My questions to any of you local experts is this: how much do you think it would cost for a VERY good looker (Ukrainian/Belorussain/Russian girl) for an hour, who also speaks english.

In your opinions, how many people in Warsaw speak English? I know in Romania the younger people almost all speak at least some english. Is it the same in Poland?

What about the attitude of the people towards Americans or British people?

Do many places besides major hotels take VISA to pay for goods/services? What about ATM machines to take out money? Is there things like this in Warsaw?

Thanks for any info you can give me!!!!!!

[Neil340]

I tried some of the parlours listed in the local Warsaw guides, newspapers, and here. In general the standard of the surroundings and the girls was so poor that with the exception of two, I walked out. Most of the girls are from other parts of Eastern Europe, often Byelorussia or Ukraine, and speak little or no English.

The average price asked is 100 Zlotys, although in one they asked for US$100 which may have been due to poor English, or maybe just a chancer. Polish people in general are honest by the way.

I found better but more expensive girls in the bars of the better hotels (Marriott, Holiday Inn etc). they ask for up to $200 but are negotiable to about half that figure without difficulty. They will come to your room and stay for a good hour and are generally friendly and you will get your money's worth. Also in one case the girl got her gear off and I decided I didn't like the look of her and she just left without any unpleasantness.

I also chatted up, successfully, a very attractive waitress in a restaurant, who came to my hotel after she'd finished work, spent the rest of the night with me, and didn't seem to want money although she took the $50 I gave her.

Warsaw is recommendable for sex, culture, food, and friendly people. It is clean and things work well and I always enjoy this city.

[EWineman]

I tried Studio Aisha last night. It has the reputation as one of the better studios in the city. For 6 pm on a cold and rainy Wednesday, I was pleasantly surprised to find 16 girls to pick from. Olivia was beautiful, great body, and spoke OK English. Cost was 140 pln (about $35) for what was suppose to be 1 hr. and 40 pln ($10) for a can of beer. Most other studios charge 100 pln for one hour and 10 pln for the beer. Room was nice and clean but Olivia was a little detatched. Session lasted about 35 minutes and that included a shower at the beginning and her scooting me out the door. I could have protested but lost interest anyway. Conclusion: Good selection of girls, price is a little higher, but good and clean location. Will go back but not for Olivia. Details: ul Chmielna 10, apartment 36, near intersection of Nowy Swiat and Faksal, www.aisha-club.lok.pl 10:00 am -- 5:00 am