Warsaw

[Ikar0]

Her current announcements are here. Different, but not really. Obciągara Vika and Uległa Blondyneczka:

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ka/225259.html

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ka/225260.html

I was a little surprised when I immediately recognized the photos. The Russian blonde I'd already met two times before, who I felt took me for an extra 100 zl during the last previous chance encounter by mixing up services. But now she's jumped ship to this apartment-brothel I hate to like. Reincarnated as "Obciągara Vika", now doing what an "obciągara" does best. Pardon my Polish, but that's swallowing dick after dick. And I felt compelled to find out if she's living up to her new moniker. Sure, this new place brands every new girl the same whether she takes just the tip or the whole twelve inches (hah, I wish). And sure, the announced versus actual range of service is always a bit of a crap-shoot here. But wouldn't it just get boring if there were never any limits to explore?

Despite being jerked around a little, I'd never felt like I'd been truly cheated at this place before. But there's always the first time.

So anyway, making an appointment here is now officially a joke, though. It didn't used to be this way, but times change. Maybe there are so many gentlemen callers it doesn't matter now? I can manage in Polish but still it's not so easy here if the wrong friend picks up the phone. In that case I have to keep things laser focused or get abruptly disconnected. For what it's worth, this lady herself should speak enough English. However her phone was off when I tried, although persistent me, I then tried the special 1-800 dial-a-blowjob hotline, which paid off in the end. Good luck! https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ej/221374.html.

Now kicking the story into high gear, I already know the apartment number from being here in the past, and ring the door no thanks to them. There's still some kind of red splatter on the carpet leading up from the elevator. Maybe there should be police tape and a chalk outline to match? Well, let's not get dramatic here. Like I wrote before, I have the suspicion this was an act of vandalism. Still, maybe somebody should foot the cleaning bill already. Oh and by the way, don't be surprised if you greet the previous punter on his way out. Be polite and don't forget to nod. We're all here for the same thing after all.

But the girl herself was even sexier than last time I remember and had that post-coital glow. Black lingerie, stockings, spiky heels, and well done makeup. But what really did it was her friendlier more relaxed mood. Almost like a completely different person. She takes me into the bedroom and gives me the standard sales pitch I've come to expect at this location. Take note here because there will be a quiz after. 100 zl should get you a BBBJ for 20 minutes, 150 zl for a BBBJ and sex for 30 minutes, and 200 zl for the full hour. Operative word here is "should". Let's get back to this later.

I give her 200 zl for the whole shebang and things get underway. I decline the usual offer of bed service and start things standing up. She's playing some Russian pop music with a nice beat. Swaying a little with her is the only appropriate response, which the rest of me seems to agree with. Her bra unhooks from the front, and I kiss her nape before giving her the cue to go lower.

Still in heels, knees bent, she takes to the task. She's sucking with enthusiasm, even sucking the balls when you feed them to her. Hell maybe with even too much enthusiasm. It's like controlling a fireball with my hands and repeatedly chanting the magic words "wolno, wolno" when I'm getting a little afraid that teeth might show. Slowly. You have have to play some literal cock-tease games if you want to last. Or go 180 and deep throat her all the way, which she'll let you do if you ask nicely. You can even pack it in while you're at it, her only comment was a compliment about the size. She took the new name to heart it seems, since she didn't go that deep the last time.

There's also a wardrobe mirror which is great for getting the behind view. Speaking of which, her favorite. She puts the condom on and goes into the position. She moans and writhes in every way like she's enjoying it. She's tight and I get her to add a bit more gel so her pussy isn't playing tug of war with the condom.

We finally switch to missionary and there's maybe ten minutes left and the question of the final is hanging. I can finish in her mouth, but not on her face. I'll take it. She's expanded her range working at this new place. But here's where I finally make my mistake for the evening. Although the ad offers swallowing, the thing is it's copy pasted for all the girls here. I've only ever had it with two of the others here that I recall, but I asked anyway ever hopeful. She mimed with her finger down her neck and told me it would be her first time trying. Being up to this point ecstatic, and the softy that I am, I offered her 50 zl extra as enticement if it went without a hitch.

I may have flashed yet another bill, since she then quoted me 100 zl quite unexpectedly. Mood downgraded to neutral. What are we talking about now? For sex and a blowjob apparently. Or a HJ? What? But wait, didn't I already fork over the cash at the beginning? This place has a fairly standard price structure. Up front. And I let her know. It's the one consistent thing. You might pay 200 zl for a BBBJ and a toss on the bed, but wind up only using the blowjob part of it, twice even. That's up to you, no partial refunds. But this was on a whole new level. Maybe she thought she could still squeeze out the extra 100 zl for OWO like at her old gig. She couldn't explain it properly, and in her mind I had previously agreed to whatever this was.

I suppose that's what I get for trying to be nice with her. In the end I'll accept it as my own fault for even bringing up the subject of money like in some porno, although given the action so far it wouldn't have been so out of place. There's a Polish word called "kombinowanie". It would be like "scheming" here, but the Polish word itself feels more fitting, like combining elements and making things up. On some level I can even truly believe she believes what she's saying.

In any case, the clock's ticking and my dick isn't going to suck itself. I'm not even mad, but the kit gloves are off now. I lead her off the bed and back into the squatting blowjob position. I'm not sure where we left off with the whole swallowing thing, but I haven't given up hope on it, especially after getting bent over a barrel like that. I start face fucking her to completion. She's into it and I only slow down to prompt her with some lines. I start coming but keep up the pace until it's all finished and then some. Curious how it'll play out now, her first reaction isn't to spit at all. There's no rush before finally getting a paper towel for herself, and judging by the looks of things, mostly unnecessary.

Chitchat after, and she even goes a little out of her way to be extra pleasant and keeps bringing me some water. All in all, successful if not for that whole last issue. In any case, forewarned.

[Ikar0]

The translor programs don't always recognize the declination of nouns which is of importance to make Polish language understand. "Sucka" is furthermore a diminutive (Polish guys like to use diminutives) of "suka" (female dog) and therefore the headline means "beautiful submissive young/small female doggy".

I suppose the visual imagination helps a lot.

Well, here Google recognizes the root word for a change, but loses the nuance completely. In any case, I find Google more often has trouble with slang, which it gets so wrong I don't even know how. Checking Miejski instead for words I don't know often helps a lot.

[Tedesco]

.... Tried to see this one, self-branded "Uległa piękna suczka", or "Submissive beautiful such-and-such", it wouldn't translate well with the same nuance to English ....

The translator programs don't always recognize the declination of nouns which is of importance to make Polish language understand. "Sucka" is furthermore a diminutive (Polish people like to use diminutives in daily life) of "suka" (female dog) and therefore the headline means "beautiful submissive small female doggy".

I suppose the visual imagination helps a lot.

[Ikar0]

First day.

Tried to see this one, self-branded "Uległa piękna suczka", or "Submissive beautiful such-and-such", it wouldn't translate well with the same nuance to English. Super responsive communication in Polish, but then surprisingly the whole thing fizzled out at the gate. The construction site jack hammering across the street made it rather hard to hear the gate instructions, and then I got completely ghosted. Maybe for the best since the apartment-brothel at Ogrodowa doesn't have the best rep anyway: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ka/225075.html.

Since my name isn't Casper, I decided to hit up another choice I'd long been meaning to see. But it's better if I don't even say who or link to an ad. Suffice it to say somebody with a solid enough history, so I don't want to cause them any potential grief. There was a small delay, but then I got the apartment number. It took a bit of deciphering the instructions what to actually dial on the intercom. Meanwhile somebody else went in ahead of me, and maybe the gate wasn't locked immediately, I'm not sure. A bit ominous in retrospect, because I get to the second apartment intercom and I'm told off in Polish with a good dash of annoyed swearing. OK, I didn't see that coming. I later find out that the landlord apparently just made a surprise visit. Close call.

Another day.

Having a small run of bad luck so far, I decided to just go with a safe bet. My choice fell on Kasia at MD. Picture 2 of 9 in the announcement here: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...yk/205595.html.

I'd heard enough about her already, and now I believe I saw her once before years ago when she was just starting out. The legends were true. She's smart, seductive and can deep throat like a champ. The massage in between two bouts was actually really pleasant as well. I finally took notice of what she's actually doing in her photo too. But from what I understand, you might not want to wait too long to see her.

And just the other day.

Apparently there's a new masseuse Ola. The apartment in the photos is well known to me, Klaudia's. The first ever masseuse I went to in Warsaw. So I decided to check it out: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...la/225024.html.

She performed an erotic tantric massage on a mat. Not sure if that's a redundant description, but it's like relaxing waves of hands and arms gently massaging the back and erogenous zones, concluded with hand relief. Some body-to-body elements with her breasts. The only gotcha was a surprise surcharge of 50 zl when I asked about Spanish, AKA titty sex, that was in the announcement details. Well, that's a new one, but I forked it over anyway to see what it'd be like.

Maybe I was the first ever who did, since I felt like I had to instruct her how to properly do it at first. Maybe that's an unfair judgement, but I've been to others where it was miraculous and included in the price to boot. But it worked out for the best anyway when she let me stand up and finish all over her breasts, just had to avoid the face. Artificial to the touch by the way, but responsive nipples.

I assume these are also her announcements:

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...27/225026.html

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...27/225025.html

[MadKapa]

Haha, should work on my grammar. But yea, just hate the eyes from the receptionists when bringing fun back to the hotel.

Haha sorry for some reason it seemed like you were trying to sneak into a hotel to get a free night.

Why don't you try airbnb instead?

[Adam611]

LOL.

What are you trying to do man? Haha.

Haha, should work on my grammar. But yea, just hate the eyes from the receptionists when bringing fun back to the hotel.

[Jojosun]

LOL.

What are you trying to do man? Haha.

It sounds like he's trying to sneak a girl he imported from Gdansk as Warsaw is more Fun. Lool.

[LodzVisiter]

New poster, long time reader. Have some experience in Gdansk, good and bad, so now I will try Warsaw.

Is there a good hotel where you can sneak by the reception in a good way? I understand that Marriott is good, but so is the tab as well, any good tips?

Regards Adam.

Hampton Inn City Center is great. Reasonable rates, near the Marriott and lobby / reception is on floor 1 while entrance to elevators is on floor 0.

[MadKapa]

LOL.

What are you trying to do man? Haha.

New poster, long time reader. Have some experience in Gdansk, good and bad, so now I will try Warsaw.

Is there a good hotel where you can sneak by the reception in a good way? I understand that Marriott is good, but so is the tab as well, any good tips?

Regards Adam.

[Adam611]

New poster, long time reader. Have some experience in Gdansk, good and bad, so now I will try Warsaw.

Is there a good hotel where you can sneak by the reception in a good way? I understand that Marriott is good, but so is the tab as well, any good tips?

Regards Adam.

[MadKapa]

Haha thanks man but I'm probably going to take a break from the scene for a while.

I've just relocated to the Tri-Cities, and I've had so many bad experiences there that it isn't worthwhile for me to try and visit random providers.

Maybe I will become a priest hahaha.

Ikar0 and MadKapa you're both doing a great job with your continuous posts on Warsaw' mongering scene. I don't remember such an activity in this thread over the last years. Thank you.

[Ikar0]

Found what I was looking for re into on Imperium.

Any other club which is in better shape in Warsaw at present?

I'd say if there's a good sex club in Warsaw, and not just a cheap brothel, then it's pretty underground. I don't know if this is your cup of tea, but VooDooClub has these fetish nights occasionally. But I've never been yet, so I don't know what it's actually like. Then there's (literally) an underground porno theater that might qualify. But I've never heard of anything wonderful happening at that last place, but rather that you always "just missed" the hot swinger pairs that were supposed to be there according to their chatroom.

[Jojosun]

Hi guys,

Went last week in Warsaw and decided with my friend to visit Imperium X.

Well let's say to pay attention to the taxi drivers. At the beginning he wanted to drive us somewhere else.

The club is really small.

Just a room with a small bar and pool dance.

The girls were not so special but we decided to try anyway someone.

Price was something like 50/60 Euros and I payed 100 for extras that were really nothing special if compared other places where I use to go and 50 for the drinks.

The rooms are really poor. Really small and low quality.

I had information that this was the one of the best in town.

Low quality of girls and of services.

The best thing was the woman at bar the lonely one who was nice and friendly.

This is it my friends.

Found what I was looking for re into on Imperium.

Any other club which is in better shape in Warsaw at present?

[Roxy6]

That's Google translate for you. Here "czarnulka" means she has black hair, not that she's black herself. Although she does have a deep tan. She's actually in Zoliborz.

Yeah Polish is notoriously hopeless with google translate. More than any other language I encountered. It seems that she is now in Ochota.

[Jojosun]

Maybe one day, but so far I just haven't heard of anything appealing to me in Warsaw.

Is Imperium one of them?