Warsaw

[Tedesco]

.... It's much better in Poland just to learn how to speak some Polish and pick up chicks.

I already did some individual intensive courses in Polish language downtowm Warsaw. I suppose that promotion isn't allowed. Thus, everybody being interested, please PM.

[Ikar0]

But why wait that long? English is pretty commonly spoken here. In any case, I'd say that 300 zl / h is more in the GFE or "higher class" price range, but prices are shifting up lately.

Warsaw generally takes a simpler approach to what's included in the base price and what's a surcharge, although it doesn't prevent the occasional surprise. I'm not that worldly in this regard, but it always seemed to me that many other European countries have a "build your own sundae" approach. You might find something at a cheap or moderate rate, but then you start paying out the nose if you want BBBJ, CIM, DATY, DFK, or whatever other toppings.

In any case, I don't think the 200 zl range is going away any time soon. It's just generally not as easy to access without knowing some Polish. There are also many women from Ukraine, Belarus, and even Russia who can't really speak much if any English. Plus it's harder for me to currently recommend something that doesn't fall under the category of personal taste.

For a change of scenery, there's Angel Exclusive VIP, 300+ zl: https://www.roksa.pl/pl/anonse/pokaz/284347.

If somebody's ever up for an adventure, Krakow is only a few hours away from Warsaw by train, and you can easily arrange with her days in advance through email. I've gone, and she's quite well known in the scene. Although the English version of her announcement isn't as quite up to date, so it might be better to use Google translate on the Polish version.

Back to Warsaw. Sabrina is quite cute and fun in bed, but just don't give in too soon if you want a longer blowjob. You'll need some Polish to make an arrangement. Rumor is she's leaving at the end of the month.

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...na/223348.html

Nika's English isn't strong, but you can make do. However, it is easier to talk with her in Polish. While the details of the announcement are true, I'd only caution that she might not be to everybody's taste. Local opinions are a little divided about the face being average, and the photos erased a "marking" on her body, which may or may not bother you. But if you can look past that, she's actually quite a nice, fresh young girl. Just maybe 200-250 zl would have been more appropriate, but that's for the market to ultimately decide.

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...21/222777.html

There are a couple in the porno-doll category.

Gosia / Izabela. I've seen her a few times in the past. The photos might be somewhat misleading, as the vibe in person is quite different. She has a bunch of tattoos and it's not really GFE, but she's cool.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...la/214807.html

There's also Evelyn. I'm a bit hesitant to suggest her, mainly because she always delays your meeting. Expect it to happen at least half an hour later than what you arranged for, she'll open the door in a towel, and then actually go prepare for it. That and the bathroom could use a giant makeover. But the photos can give you some idea of what to expect, and it can be worth the hassle one time if you have some time to kill. I've been to her before, but the last time after she switched her phone off, I just got fed up and sent an SMS to say I'm leaving. No reply and it wouldn't surprise me if she blacklisted my number.

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...yn/108483.html

[MadKapa]

Case-in-point.

300 zl for good service here. 300 zl = 60 GBP; in London you pay 40-70 GBP, but your salary there is double.

In Germany you pay 20-40 EUR for quick and cheap service (80-170 PLN), but again your salary is almost double.

As someone earning my salary in Polish zloty, the scene here isn't very affordable.

It's much better in Poland just to learn how to speak some Polish and pick up chicks.

But I am starting to have to build up a new virtual rolodex. Besides Polish women, there are many Ukrainians in the 200 zl zone, although lately there's local grumbling about them encroaching on the 300 zl zone. On the non-professional side of things (I. E., not Odloty), there are the so-called cichodajki looking for "sponsorship". Sort of like sugar babies, but I don't think there's the same expected commitment. And the price is even higher. There are a well known apartment-brothels on streets like Zawiszy or Gagarina, where you have a decent idea of what to expect if you see the announcement. Then there are lots of independents.

I've been going off the beaten path lately, but here are some links that might be useful. I've been to them before and I know they speak or can at least communicate in English. Photos should more or less be correct, but there's the unfortunate habit of sometimes retouching them even when not really necessary IMO.

Keep in mind that a lot of girls also have a 30 minute option, so if 300 zl / h isn't your thing, then maybe check the announcement for a half-hour option.

[Ikar0]

But I am starting to have to build up a new virtual rolodex. Besides Polish women, there are many Ukrainians in the 200 zl zone, although lately there's local grumbling about them encroaching on the 300 zl zone. On the non-professional side of things (I. E., not Odloty), there are the so-called cichodajki looking for "sponsorship". Sort of like sugar babies, but I don't think there's the same expected commitment. And the price is even higher. There are a well known apartment-brothels on streets like Zawiszy or Gagarina, where you have a decent idea of what to expect if you see the announcement. Then there are lots of independents.

I've been going off the beaten path lately, but here are some links that might be useful. I've been to them before and I know they speak or can at least communicate in English. Photos should more or less be correct, but there's the unfortunate habit of sometimes retouching them even when not really necessary IMO.

Keep in mind that a lot of girls also have a 30 minute option, so if 300 zl / h isn't your thing, then maybe check the announcement for a half-hour option.

Nikola GFE. 250 zl / h.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...fe/214487.html

Julia 27 GFE. 300 zl / h. Maybe the photos are a little more glamorous than in real life, but still recommendable. Note I believe there's a translation error about 400 zl / h. 400 zl / h for trips / outclass and not incalls / outcalls, which would make no sense.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...fe/160078.html

Karolina Dyskretna Priv. Again, the pictures might be a little more glamorous. I haven't seen her in years, but nothing should be amiss from what I've read elsewhere. Last I was with her, she didn't really offer full GFE, but YMMV. Also expect this link to be broken soon, for some reason she's always making new announcements.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...iv/224152.html

Anielski Masaz. 300 zl / h, until recently it was much less. No massage here, just sex. She's hard to meet, but try sending an intriguing SMS and see. Although those photos must be getting pretty old by now.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...az/132811.html

Karina. 300 zl / h. She prefers SMS, but she can speak English. If true deep throat and face fucking is your thing, then look no further. But you need to let her run the show, or at least wait until she's more comfortable with you.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...ge/110790.html

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...ca/118388.html

[MadKapa]

This is exactly it, guys.

Warsaw is almost completely devoid of any kind of quality sex workers. The women here are beautiful, but Polish women want commitment (or at least the chance that you might become their boyfriend) before having sex. They don't often sleep with out of town guys here for only a few days.

All of the young and good-looking sex workers go to Germany, Netherlands, or UK to work. We are left with the dregs.

The places that Tedesco suggested are worthwhile because at least you are guaranteed to get BJ, sex, and finish, and it won't be expensive (110 zl for 1/2 h).

In case you need a quick release of your pressure go to Aisha Club in Chmielna 10 (lok 36) (https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...ny/217156.html) or to Nowogradzka 48 in lok 14 (https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...lub/59471.html) not far away from Polonia Palace Hotel. Nothing special both places but before looking without success for a pole dancer in Sogo better than no girl. Nonetheless far away from the women doing apartment services during the day and early night. The ads look cheap and the service level is corresponding to the price. Good for one shot.

[Ikar0]

Stay away from these two ads:
... Ul. Stanow Zjednoczonych 32, entrance gate H. Photos are completely fake. I saw the two monsters and left right away.

The street houses a notorious apartment-brothel where nothing ever good happens. Not to say there are fewer bait and switches elsewhere, but you might have more luck centering your search around Wola, Centrum, Zoliborz, and Mokotow.

I'm not sure how strict you are about 200 zl requirement. Is even 250 zl is acceptable? The sure-things in 200 zl range I knew of don't seem to have active announcements at the moment, and I'm not sure if you're looking for anything special.

In any case, it can be hard to avoid fakes in Warsaw without first checking the local gossip. And even if it's not a fake, it can still be a dud.

[Ruchacz1]

Stay away from these two ads:

Milena Priv 51xxxx-619.

https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...iv/216304.html

Prywatnie I Dyskretnie Aneta 51xxxx449.

https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...ta/216275.html

Ul. Stanow Zjednoczonych 32, entrance gate H. Photos are completely fake. I saw the two monsters and left right away.

[Frenchieboy]

Robić komuś loda = to give s.o. a blowjob.

Robić minetę = DATY.

You can say:

Oral without: francuski bez gumki.

[Ruchacz1]

Last night I took a cab to see this one:

https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...lbum_id=478115

https://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-...4h/198727.html

Made sure to confirm over the phone that the photos are real, thin girl with small breasts. As soon the door opened, she was hiding behind so I could not see her. I really hate that because it makes you step inside the place before you can say no. Sure enough, much thicker girl than in the photos. She had the balls to ask me "is anything wrong?" I left disappointed. Wasted 50 zl for taxis.

Called another girl who quoted 200 zl for one shot deal. No, thank you! The search continues.

[Tedesco]

.... keep in mind that the word blowjob in Polish is a play on the word "ice" or "ice cream".

Robić komuś loda = to give s.o. a blowjob.

Robić minetę = DATY.

[Tedesco]

In case you need a quick release of your pressure go to Aisha Club in Chmielna 10 (lok 36) (https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...ny/217156.html) or to Nowogradzka 48 in lok 14 (https://odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towa...lub/59471.html) not far away from Polonia Palace Hotel. Nothing special both places but before looking without success for a pole dancer in Sogo better than no girl. Nonetheless far away from the women doing apartment services during the day and early night. The ads look cheap and the service level is corresponding to the price. Good for one shot.

[Ikar0]

Thanks for an excellent post. I know what I will do in October. Does Selavip and Magia Dotyku have an internetsite?

While Only Mero has its own site, you can find all of their announcements posted on Odloty in the massage section.

Magia Dotyku here https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ku/111499.html and there https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...yk/205595.html.

SelaVip: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ip/191561.html.

Mero's: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ero/17371.html.

[BackpackBrian]

You'd be hard pressed to find what you're looking for in Warsaw. The strip clubs here just aren't known for providing such services, although there may be some brothels that approximate it. If you go to one of the regular music clubs on Mazowiecka, then you might even score a working girl among the crowd, but that doesn't sound like the bar scene you're describing.

I'd first break the Warsaw strip clubs into two broad categories: the strip clubs on the level and the scam clubs. The strip club on Chmielna and those around Nowogrodzka don't exactly enjoy the highest reputation, but they make up for it with no end of touts trying to lure you in. It's not uncommon to hear about unpleasant surprises in those places, although it's not impossible that somebody could have a good time there if you go in a group or keep your head about you. But I personally wouldn't risk it.

If you're referring to Sogo Club on Jerozolimskie, then it's a safe choice for visitors, although don't expect anything more than a lap dance with touching allowed. The strip clubs Sofia and Playhouse also fall into that category. There's also New Orleans or perhaps even Hustler, but I've never been to either of those, so I can't vouch for them..

Hi,

Thanks for the response. I don't necessarily need a full on USA style strip club. I just want a place where full service is guaranteed and there might be some girls that I can watch dancing / stripping / etc.

As I know there aren't any nude FKK like in Germany.

I thought there were lots of brothels in Poland? No!

[Theo69]

Living in Warsaw, I've been a regular visitor to a variety of these shrines over the years, although I have cut back a little of late. It used to be you could expect some semblance of a decent massage if not also a blowjob thrown in for around 150 zl. Times have changed, and while there are still many offers in that old price range even promising more, you have to do your homework to avoid the scams.

However, for now I'll just focus on the state of three well-known salons. You shouldn't have a problem finding their announcements online.

The first would be Magia Dotyku. It's easy to make an appointment there in English through SMS. I've been there a handful of times, and I can't honestly remember any of the massages beyond some light karate chopping on my back. What I can remember though is everything else. You climb into bed with a beautiful young woman, often Ukrainian, and who furthermore often has no qualms about french kissing, BBBJs, 69 ing, or even taking a load in the mouth. And all included in the price of 200 zl. They actually seem to often prefer 69 ing to DATY in order to move things along. It's only a pity that the massage itself can cut into that time. They've even recently acquired some more exotic talent, which you can see for yourself online. There's no sex here, but it's not far off from it.

Thanks for an excellent post. I know what I will do in October. Does Selavip and Magia Dotyku have an internetsite?

[Theo69]

I might head east from Prague or Germany in October. Never been to Poland.

I know there's no FKK like in Germany, but I would just as much like a strip club / bar scene where I can get full service.

Can anyone tell me any names of places like this or similar to this in Warsaw.

Please give names and describe what the format is. Thanks.

Once I was at stripping at Sogo Bar I told the stripper that her dancing made me so horny that I had to visit a brothel. On my way out another woman came and wanted to sell her services. I said no, because she wanted 600 zloty. Strip is mostly scam I think, but it sounded like a possibility at Sogo. Please stay away from Foksal Club.