Lisbon

[Youssef139]

Guys (in particular, Mongerer88),

I have noticed that websites sometimes specify the hours in which the lady is available. Those times vary, they're not just boilerplate. Can one rely on those times and expect the lady to be on site at those hours? Calling in advance is not an option for me. Hence the question.

Cheers.

[AngoChango]

So, I'll be in Lisbon for a few days with some friends. We'd like a place to have some drinks, meet some ladies and stretch out and relax for a few hours.

Is there anything like that currently open? Good quality, not a big up sell, and perhaps the option to go to a private room for FS. Passerelle seems like the best of the bunch, but I'll take your advice since you're the experts.

I would not advise on visiting this strip clubs, too expensive for too little to see. I personally feel is not worth it.

They do have private dances but I do not believe they have private rooms for extras.

[Mongerer88]

Hi again,

Is Relax Corpo a brothel of that sort or is it just a massage-only parlor?

They don't show their "models".

Any chance of getting an A-level service there?

Cheers.

I have never heard of it.

There are some very old reports of guys going to "erotic" massage places and getting nothing but a hand job, so I would personally not waste time with an unreviewed place.

[Youssef139]

I missed your other question. New Center's website was always www.eroticmassagecenter.com.

But it was down for a long time and they do not respond to emails. Most posters noted that its website had not been updated in ages and the girls pictured were generally not available.

These Lisbon brothels are extremely affordable at 60 Euros for half an hour and 100 Euros for an hour with no upsell for anal, but don't go in expecting 21st century technology, great facilities and wall to wall stunners. The people are very nice but it is an old school environment.

Hi again,

Is Relax Corpo a brothel of that sort or is it just a massage-only parlor?

They don't show their "models".

Any chance of getting an A-level service there?

Cheers.

[Nerve2000]

So, I'll be in Lisbon for a few days with some friends. We'd like a place to have some drinks, meet some ladies and stretch out and relax for a few hours.

Is there anything like that currently open? Good quality, not a big up sell, and perhaps the option to go to a private room for FS. Passerelle seems like the best of the bunch, but I'll take your advice since you're the experts.

[Mongerer88]

Hi again,

Since you mentioned New Center. In an old post I saw that the place itself (rooms, showers, etc.) is not in good shape. Is this still the case? Do they have a website?

And with regard to Sara Velente. Lucky you!

Cheers.

I missed your other question. New Center's website was always www.eroticmassagecenter.com.

But it was down for a long time and they do not respond to emails. Most posters noted that its website had not been updated in ages and the girls pictured were generally not available.

These Lisbon brothels are extremely affordable at 60 Euros for half an hour and 100 Euros for an hour with no upsell for anal, but don't go in expecting 21st century technology, great facilities and wall to wall stunners. The people are very nice but it is an old school environment.

[Mongerer88]

Hi again,

Since you mentioned New Center. In an old post I saw that the place itself (rooms, showers, etc.) is not in good shape. Is this still the case? Do they have a website?

And with regard to Sara Velente. Lucky you!

Cheers.

Only been there that once. Michelle's was nicer. But if you have a hotel room and are okay with 150 euros per hour instead of 100, I think you will be more pleased with outcall escorts instead of a brothel. The girls are hotter and you know what to expect in advance.

[Youssef139]

Hi again,

Since you mentioned New Center. In an old post I saw that the place itself (rooms, showers, etc.) is not in good shape. Is this still the case? Do they have a website?

And with regard to Sara Velente. Lucky you!

Cheers.

On the cityoflove advertising site, I have noticed that escortprivada simply lists "loves anal" in the ad of the ladies offering anal. I see a lot of ads in the various web sites listing completa and "no restrictions". I think that used to indicate anal, but I am not so sure that is the case any more. I am concerned that many girls see other providers listing that in the ads, so they list it also, without realizing the customer interprets it as meaning that anal sex is offered.

Of course, with an escort agency, you can simply ask them in an email which ladies (or whether a specific lady) generally offers it. And at a brothel, you can ask the madam, either before or after the line-up, which ladies do so. There is no reason to be shy about it. The madams I encountered at Michelle's and New Center spoke English and both were okay discussing service offerings.

The good news is that 50-60 percent of the Lisbon ladies I have seen included anal sex with no upcharge, so it is not as difficult to come by as in many other countries..

[Mongerer88]

Guys,

I am going to Lisbon soon and would like to try the anal offerings there. How does one verify politely with the lady that she offers anal?

In one website of a place refers to some ladies as "completa" or "no restrictions". Is this the term? (I don't speak Portuguese).

Cheers.

On the cityoflove advertising site, I have noticed that escortprivada simply lists "loves anal" in the ad of the ladies offering anal. I see a lot of ads in the various web sites listing completa and "no restrictions". I think that used to indicate anal, but I am not so sure that is the case any more. I am concerned that many girls see other providers listing that in the ads, so they list it also, without realizing the customer interprets it as meaning that anal sex is offered.

Of course, with an escort agency, you can simply ask them in an email which ladies (or whether a specific lady) generally offers it. And at a brothel, you can ask the madam, either before or after the line-up, which ladies do so. There is no reason to be shy about it. The madams I encountered at Michelle's and New Center spoke English and both were okay discussing service offerings.

The good news is that 50-60 percent of the Lisbon ladies I have seen included anal sex with no upcharge, so it is not as difficult to come by as in many other countries.

A quick glance at the cityoflove ads shows the following escortprivada girls who have "love anal" in her profile

Sara Valente (I have done anal with her)
Alexandra Mende (I have done anal with her)
Nicole Galvao (really hot pics)
Bianca Martins
Monica Prat
Lisa Falca
Leanor Mende

The Star Agency sometimes posts on this forum and the following ladies from there have cityoflove ads indicating that anal sex is offered:

Vanessa May
Raquel (her ad on the agency website seems to indicate a small upcharge for full service which I presume is anal)

Hope that helps. Please do reports.

[Youssef139]

Guys,

I am going to Lisbon soon and would like to try the anal offerings there. How does one verify politely with the lady that she offers anal?

In one website of a place refers to some ladies as "completa" or "no restrictions". Is this the term? (I don't speak Portuguese).

Cheers.

[Be Wilder]

Hi BW. What you experienced was the typical rookie - mistake, bad preparation. I recommend RTFF.

All the casas in Lisbon close latest 10 pm as the girls move to the clubs.

I'm sure there are gems to be found but I didn't have time to research. Much prefer casas but seems unusual they would close at 10 pm. Outside the clubs, how is it for someone who doesn't speak Portuguese or Spanish? I thought the cab drivers would have come up with something good but to no avail.

[Carlos Primeros]

Hi BW. What you experienced was the typical rookie - mistake, bad preparation. I recommend RTFF.

All the casas in Lisbon close latest 10 pm as the girls move to the clubs.

Entrance fee to the clubs does not exist. Except the bouncer at the door finds out that he can skin you for 50 Euros. Gallery once tried to introduce an entrance-fee and they lost a lot of business to Elefante Branco which never tried this bullsh't.

Here in the forum you will find contributions that there are no "on-site" rooms in these clubs. You also find that the going prices for TLN is in Lisbon 150-200 Euros and ST is 100 Euros.

In Lisbon alone you have around 10.000 hookers from alll corners of the world. Especially Latinas, Angolanas, Cabo Verde, Guinea etc.

Simply read the Forum, it saves you disappointments.

Carlos.

[Be Wilder]

I had a long weekend in Lisbon and as usual I try to sample some local goodies. I didn't have much time to research but from a cursory glance at this site I got the impression the best two clubs were Gallery and Elephante Branco and the best incall option was Michelles http://www.michelleeassistentes.com/ the latter being my preference. I asked a cab driver to take my to Michelles but he had never heard of it. I did a google search for their phone number (as it was a work phone didn't access their site or this site) but when he tried calling them the phone was dead. Instead he took me to Gallery but from talking to the bouncers it didn't seem my type of place. E50 entry and it is negotiable with the girls and he was frank enough to say it is E200-300. It was only around 11 am and a couple of girls were walking in who seemed nice but not drop dead gorgeous and what was the clincher was it was a takeaway as he told me it is against the law to have rooms in the club but mentioned girls took punters to a nearby hotel which only charges E20 for the hour. Did the sums and it was way more expensive than Dubai (or just as expensive but with only getting an hour rather than a few hours for the same price in Dubai) so decided against it. Got another cab and again he had not heard of Michelles but took me to another flat where he said a few girls were working (it was nearby). Went up and there were two black girls working (not sure if they were Brazillian or from Africa) and so made my excuses and left which wasn't a problem.

Before the next evening, I checked Michelles website and the numbers I had called were as advertised so had my back up plan of Jardim do Eden as also mentioned on this site http://www.jardim-do-eden.com/Site/ and told a cabbie to take me there. I got to the address at around midnight and rang the buzzer but no reply. Same with the phone numbers but again noone picked up the phone.

I have come to the conclusion that whilst Lisbon is a beautiful city, it is not great for whoring.

[Va Steve]

Thanks for the reports here and on the big American review site VA Steve. I was excited to finally see Lisbon reviews on that site. Five girls and all BBBJ, based on your reviews on the other site. God, I hope the winds of change blowing from Northern Europe don't blow south. Prices are so much cheaper and the services are so much better in Iberia (for a full hour with a hottie) than almost anywhere else in Europe. Obviously, you can tell that I hate CBJs.

If you don't mind, can you let everyone know if you speak Portuguese, and if not, how hard was it to communicate with Victoria and Flavia?

I am taking the liberty of doing some links to help others.

http://www.victoriaportugal.com

http://www.classificadosx.net/en/anu...-recem-chegada

Takes a little while to find the word Flavia in her ad!

http://escortprivada.com

I don't speak Portuguese, but Victoria and Flavia spoke good English, as did the escortprovida women. In fact, Victoria spoke excellent English with a British accent! I teased her about it; she is very well-traveled and spent some time in England.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks to the wisdom on this forum, I had an excellent (and exhausting time). Escortprovida served me well. The first night I would up doing doubles with Eva and Vanessa. Close to GFE (no real kissing) but lots of fun. I took a night off, then found a Brazilian on classicadosx named Flavia. She was passionate and was a true GFE. Next was Rita from escortprovida; she had been my first choice but was busy earlier. Another close to GFE experience. Finally, on my last night I met VictoriaPortugal, a more mature (30 year old), who was insatiable!

Thanks for the reports here and on the big American review site VA Steve. I was excited to finally see Lisbon reviews on that site. Five girls and all BBBJ, based on your reviews on the other site. God, I hope the winds of change blowing from Northern Europe don't blow south. Prices are so much cheaper and the services are so much better in Iberia (for a full hour with a hottie) than almost anywhere else in Europe. Obviously, you can tell that I hate CBJs.

If you don't mind, can you let everyone know if you speak Portuguese, and if not, how hard was it to communicate with Victoria and Flavia?

I am taking the liberty of doing some links to help others.

http://www.victoriaportugal.com

http://www.classificadosx.net/en/anu...-recem-chegada

Takes a little while to find the word Flavia in her ad!

http://escortprivada.com