Lisbon

[Piotr]

Tonight I drove by Poço – three times around the block, actually - the sisters Lili and Micaela still missing, but to keep things “balanced” the gipsy Sabina is active again, filling her cash register using in her persuasive way. It was about 10 pm and they were about 10 bored girls around.

I hope to be able make a new report on Poço here and on the gppt soon. No deadlines though.

[Noonehere]

Piotr,

My second encounter with Micaela was on 31/8, about one month ago. Haven't been there since.

Off Topic: there's been some talk here about gp-pt, but i missed most of it. Do you have any idea what it's status is? Is it going to be back online anytime soon?

Cheers!

[Piotr]

Onher Lulu,
I wouldn't bet on Elefante or others alike as a first choice. It will cost you time and money.
See Muri’s http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=910

[Piotr]

This post of Noonehere made me recall my close encounter with Micaela more than one year ago, when she was still a brunette wearing a tiny trunk top that showed most of her belly even in the coldest days under 10º C.

She is very funny, never feels cold – she said - and to my surprise she answered her phone the precise moment I was reaching the point of no return…

I was not angry at all, my shock led me to start laughing when I finished, while she stared at me not knowing what to do or say when she realised the situation. Anyway her younger sister is a better choice IMHO, but I fear they both left. Occasionally I drive by and I haven’t seen Lili or Micaela lately.

[Onher Lulu]

Hi everyone,

I will be spending a few days with golfing buddies at Praia del Rey next week. Needless to say, we will have time on our hands in the evenings, and thoughts will naturally turn to finding work for idle digits. We will have rental cars so heading to Lisbon and its environs will be do-able if necessary, but the nefarious plans are likely to involve taking some company back to the hotel for all nighters (or what's left of the nights!).

Any suggestions for a couple of memorable outings in Lisbon? Would going to Elefante/Black Tie be inviting a rip-off? And is Adonis Health Club still open (the web site is gone).

Thanks!

[Noonehere]

Hello all,

Long time lurker here.

Regarding Spider916's pictures, posted on the Photo Gallery.

The blonde girl's name is Micaela. She is *hot* *hot* *hot*.
It's too bad Spider916 didn't take a picture of her finest asset, her ass!

The first time I saw her i went bonkers: she had these really ultra short shorts and a white top, and both her ass and her boobs looked absolutely delicious. I was only in Poço for a BJ, and she agreed to do it for 20€.

When we got to the room, she asked me if i really didn't want to fuck, i say no, just BJ, thank you. Then she asked if I wanted her to undress, i said yes please. A good eye-full of her body made me change my mind about the no-fucking bit. As i didn't have 5€, i gave her 10€, which she didn't have change to. I told her it was alright.

Asked her if she did anal, she didn't. Said she had had men offer her 100€ for it, and she refused, she made enough money without selling off her ass. By her own admission, she is an anal virgin, and she's not the slightest bit inclined to give it a try. I just wish someone with time and patience would teach her the joys of anal sex, so she could start sharing that fine, fine booty with the rest of us mortals.

She gave me a CCBJ, and we did the rain-dance on the bed, which was great, and i didn't feel rushed.

After the deed was done, she insisted on giving me back my 5€ change.

The second time i was with her was every bit as good as the first. She remembered me, and unlike the first time, when she only gave me a little peck on the lips on our way out, she was bona-fide french-kissing me like crazy all the time we were in mish.

A bird had whispered in my ear that she was related to another Poço SW, and i asked her about it.

Get this: She's Lilly's sister. You wouldn't believe how hot I got when, while fucking her, she asked me if her sister fucked as good as her. I told her i didn't remember, and i'd have to fuck them both at the same time to be able to tell. She laughed, and didn't hint on whether or not that might happen.

To sum up, Micaela is great fun: cute, helluva body, nice to talk to, and she's not a "mercenary" like some of the other girls in that place.

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[Murilloa]

Zé D.,

Many thanks for the tribute -and many more thanks for your report on the surviving Portuguese-language forum which does full justice to the Hotel Peinador in Vigo, just about the best brothel Mur has ever seen.

Stictly speaking this is off limits on the Lisbon English-language board, and if only Mur had the time and talent to translate your extensive report into English here.

But suffice to say to Lisbon mongers that the Peinador is only a few hundred miles north and that it is, as our French amis say, a tourist attraction which 'vaut le voyage'.

Tell us when you plan your next 'voyage', Zé: you never know who might be up for it.

Thanks and happy fucking,

Mur

[Zé Duron]

It´s been a long time and what I have to offer is but little right now.

Butt first is first and as time runs out and I owe this site so much I will just leave yu with a little hint: Gabriel, a brazilian brunette...she does the three SIM in portuguese which means she french kisses, she sucks and lets you come without condom and she loves to give ass. [Telephone Number deleted by Admin]

This is a 100% great girl, great attitude as long as she doesn´t despise your attitude!

Secondly I just finished my report about Peinador and I posted it on the Portuguese forum at the Porto section.

I dedicate it to great Muri, the most illustrous Pen on this board that I have ever read.

Have a great week-end.

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[Ozouville]

I have decided to report my relatively recent experience (about 2 weeks ago) with Sophia (sp?), from Intendente. Many here have stated the place is full of pimps, and that most of the girls are drug-users. Fair enough, but the Pozo also exhibits many of those characteristics, which hasn't stopped many gentlemen from attending it regularly. Like in most SW points around the world, the trick is to filter away the druggies (i.e, ignore) and to search for the decent-looking girls, who i assure you do exist in Intendente. Maybe not always, you may be unlucky and encounter a batch of only druggies, but when you do it will be worth it, especially considering the low prices.

I was just strolling along Admiral Reys Avenue that afternoon, after a decent meal in restaurant Portugalia, when I saw in the distance in the Intendente area a tall, slim girl standing around. I walked across to her, and through sign language managed to work out that her name was Sophia and that the price was 20€, 1 pop. I accepted her offer, and up we went a nearby building into a small bedroom. While it obviously wasn't the best session I've had, it was certainly very good. Very GFE, she let me do DATY, DFK and gave me BBBJ, which was a rather pleasant surprise. She didn't rush the time at all either. While her body was very slim, I found no signs of drug abuse.

This is why I believe Intendente to be the best deal around in Lisbon, although like Spider previously stated before, there are definitely better areas for mongering in Europe, which is why I avoid coming here when I can.

[Kama Leão]

I Beg to differ from Kama Leão. Those sites you offered show call girls who...

1) Most of whom speak only portuguese, not english

Oh yes, of course. But to find in Lisbon a sweet goddess of erotic delight who not only will invite you into her Blissdome but will also speak in the language of Marianne Faithfull, you'll have to travel far and wide...

The only exception that comes readily to mind is the amazing Luciana, from Classic Ladies. No site, though. I guess I've mentioned her 2 or 300 posts ago.

2) Have their pictures loaded with tonnes of photoshop making them very unreliable

Not the case with those suggested. But often true.

3) Offer inflationed "escort" prices

Fairly standard all: 100€/1 hour.

4) Usually offer "pro", cold services.

(...)

my advice would be to stay clear from "escort" sites.

Not the case with those suggested. But often true.

And yes, Muri (Hi!!!...), Suzi/Milena is back!

[Ozouville]

I Beg to differ from Kama Leão. Those sites you offered show call girls who...

1) Most of whom speak only portuguese, not english

2) Have their pictures loaded with tonnes of photoshop making them very unreliable

3) Offer inflationed "escort" prices

4) Usually offer "pro", cold services.

As Murilloa suggested wisely, there may be exceptions to this rule, but my advice would be to stay clear from "escort" sites.

[Murilloa]

Kama Leão’s advice is good and it’s interesting to see photos of his latest spare time projects...

Allow Mur to add one more link for nostalgic reasons or ‘saudades’ as they say:

http://www.apartadox.com/linhacascai...&evento=Milena

Mur is 98% certain that this is his old sparring partner Suzi of Carcavelos, moved a couple of stations down the linha to São João de Estoril. A tall stacked blonde, she is not his preferred physical type but became a friend, not just because of her lovely BBBJ but also her kind and level-headed personality. She has teenage kids in Curitiba and works to pay for their studies, but she tells no sob-stories and does what she does with gusto. Mur would have proposed marriage; but one marriage is enough for his present life – and his next one.

Enough drivel. To give you solid advice, London, look also at the clinicas. They are in the CM and have been listed here often enough. If, as it seems, you know your way round central Lisbon, have a little Portuguese but struggle when people talk fast on the phone, and you like a ‘line-up’, a choice of chicas, these are the places where you will get what you want.

Mur never did have time for those dark smoky caverns known as clubs or ‘boites’ where you pay an entrance fee, attempt to converse over the music, buy overpriced drinks, agree to go to a motel at about 0330 when your ‘tesão’ has just expired, and then pay €200 to a girl whose appearance under harsh light, and whose behaviour once you are in the room, are totally different from what you had expected in the ‘White Elephant’.

And it is simply a scandal that such places should ask for €35 at the door, as a prelude to all the expenses to come. For €30, London, you can purchase a perfectly respectable fuck, chosen from a ‘line-up’, at Calçada Garcia 7, ‘3’, or at Avenida 5 de Outubro, 267, ‘1E’.

If these reliable lower-end brothels have closed or moved, the community needs to be informed by, among others, Kama L, to whom fraternal greetings from the city of Babylon.

[Kama Leão]

So where is any quality in Lisbon ?

Certainly not where you went.

Try:

http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/janel...&evento=Helena

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?...vento=Gabriela

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?...6&evento=Aline

http://www.portalprivado.com/joana_a/index.htm

http://www.portalprivado.com/pamela/index.htm

That's a fair enough sample.

[London99]

Here is a report from london99 concerning unfulfilled desires this sunday night past in Lisbon. Having worked all weekend :-( and missed out on the beach and other delights (including no beer), desided to repair to Birro Alto, watch some football, get some beer and some food. Having watched 30mins of Porto followed by 45 minutes of Sporting Lisbon (both dull) I departed for food.

Highlight of the night, Va E Volte Resturante (Rua Diano de Noticies) Bife Lombo and damn good half bottle of red.

Taxi to Marquis de Pombal, for gentle walk up the street we know so well. Gallery club was shut at 11:30pm (no loss by recent reports). Night and day was open but 35 euros admission ! with 2 drinks, no way,little wavering up the street but decided noway. Evening was going to be a little entertainment, but again who knows ... ?
Briefly considered EB but again on recent reports the hill was un appealing never mind the clubs.

So where is any quality in Lisbon ? Londonman has been through the Poco and to the clubs with no success. I like the clubs and a line up. Can Night&Day justify charging 10 euro entrance extra on a Sunday compared to Friday?

[Piotr]

Hi guys,

Would appreciate some advice form the experts :-)

-Is poco an area? where is it near?
-Any good brothels or strip clubs?
-Is getting a girl off the street illegal in Portugal?

Nice to see a forum where its obvious how common place punters really are!

Thanks

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Greetings Space Lemon,

With all due respect, why did you post this in the PHOTO GALLERY?

Anyway, moving one report is a 4 step procedure, so it would be easier for me if you would simply re-post this in one of the discussion threads.

In the future, please consider that the PHOTO GALLERY is for posting PHOTOS, not travel questions, travel advice, etc.

On behalf of your fellow Forum Members, Thank You!
Jackson

Space Lemon,

"Poço" refers to the name of a street of downtown Lisbon. You'll get the exact location entering "Poço do Borratem Lisboa" in the Google Maps search box.

There are no strip clubs there. Only 2 or 3 downscale cheap brothels in the vicinity.

Prostitution in Portugal is not illegal, but also is not regulated in any way. A police officer is always present in that small street, but does not interfere with the girls business. Occasionally the police raids that street (and others) and take a few girls (illegal immigrants) for identification inside the nearby police station. A few hours past, they are working again. As long as you don't perform sex in public you should be ok on that matter...

There are several posts about Poço here in the Lisbon section. Just read them and then go and choose your romanian working girl.


Jackson,
the reason is with you as always (almost...).