Lisbon

[Kama Leão]

KL: do not go away.

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

[Buji59]

Beeing not alone in Lisbon and having just three hours for myself I headed to 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros, 3D, a warmly recommended and not expensive place. Interestingly, there is a hostel ("Lisbon View") at the same address as I found out from the Google. I was knocking and ringing but it was completely quiet. After a couple of minutes I heard a female voice telling me something in Portuguese but it was definitely not an invitation. Trying to use English and Spanish I could only understand "casa particular" which seemed to be exactly what I was looking for. But the lady obviously didn't concur with me. Then I saw a young woman coming up. She looked like a student on holidays so I asked her about the hostel. She confirmed that Lisbon View was here and said it was OK to look inside. Then, she opened the door and quickly locked it before my nose. I had to go. Strange experience, I wonder if I ever will understand it.

So I walked to Wayangcenter which is just three minutes away from the first address. A beautiful black woman opened the door, I came in and we spoke a while. Unfortunately, it was necessary to make an appointment which I couldn't do before. The plan was actually Rua dos Fanqueiros. As the shortest waiting time was about three hours I had to give up.

The situation became a bit desperate. Was I supposed to go home without any score?

The Poco was empty. Empty!

Rossio, 35 Praca Dom Pedro IV 35. OMG, I forgot to write down their phone number. How on earth can I get in if there are only shops, hotels, and restaurants on Rossio and no entrance doors to the appartments? I tried to find a backdoor from another street but did not succeed.

Another recommended massage parlor Mirage. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, in front of Hotel Britannia. There is a notice in Portuguese on the door which I think I understood "temporarily closed because of construction work".

And the last resort: New Center Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. And yes, it was a miracle. An Ithaca for the tired and weary Odysseus. A nice lady in her thirties opened the door, gave me some water and a lineup of seven girls was presented to me. I really liked the presentation, with every girl telling her name and kissing me. Most of them were stunners, surely 6-9. I choose Jessica, same person who had opened the door. She is Portuguese, no English, some Spanish but the communication turned out to be excellent, anyway.

I have to say it was one of the nicest GFE in my monger's life. We started with a shower together, than a bit massage, and then off we go! DFK, breast kissing, DATY which she clearly liked, OWO, ass licking (not my thing really so I asked her to stop), cowgirl. Then she proposed "atras" which I understood as reverse cowgirl but to my surprise it was a wonderful anal which I didn't even ask for. WOW! Then doggy and finition in missionary. Shower and massage again. Nice small talk. Everything with a nice smile and enthusiasm. Damage 100 E, worth every cent of it.

Yes, I love Lisbon. Will be back!

And I like this forum, too (as well as youppie.net).

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[Ozouville]

Murilloa, I am an admirer of your prose and consider you a true gentleman. And because of this, I respect your opinion.

But I cannot agree with it.

Decades of mongering have given me a sixth sense in relation to this world. I can usually sniff out quite well the stench of undesirable intermediaries standing between working ladies and their gentlemen clients.

Because of Kama Leao's history, behavior and past comments in this forum, this is the only valid conclusion that can be made. I do not know if this Kama Leao also participates in other forums, and quite frankly, don't really care. If other mongers wish to be "advised" by such a character, then let them be.

I am happy to hear that mademoiselle Marina is in fact on holiday and will be coming back soon. I enjoyed my session with her, despite our initial shortcomings, and hope to eventually repeat with her.

Mur, I ask you, give EB a chance. Go there with an open mind, sit down, have a drink. Allow the girls to sit beside you, and breathe in the lusty atmosphere. Going to EB is more than just the sex at the end of the night, it is all about the overall experience. Something you cannot possibly ever get in a brothel or with an escort.

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLeão is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

KL: do not go away.

[Doggy Dog]

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

http://www.elefantebranco.org/
http://www.gallery-club.com

but both web sites are pretty poor. Just go and have a look!

Yes they are expensive, action starts late, but always plenty of pretty and a few model type girls and a great atmosphere.

[Toyforgrrls]

Greetings! I am new to the group and wanted to drop a note. I am very pleased with the frequent communication in the group, especially the cunning remarks of Murilloa. It is not often that some one is able to weave philosophy and comedy into a discourse on carnal delight so effectively.

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

As I will be staying in student housing instead of a hotel, are there any suggestions for girl-friendly economical hotels?

Are there any brothels?

I am fluent in Portuguese, but now I will be rusty the first few weeks. Any help would be appreciated.

[Murilloa]

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLeão is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

KL: do not go away.

[Lapin]

[QUOTE=Ozouville]I would put up her site advert and number here, but it seems to have disappeared.

I hope you dissappear! You never give out anything useful

[Ozouville]

I have decided to share an experience I had some months ago, when I stayed in a hotel in central Lisbon.

As most of you know, I frequently attend EB and other clubs when I can.

However, on this particular night, I decided to try something different, and so I ended up calling an escort girl. Her name was Marina (I would put up her site advert and number here, but it seems to have disappeared. Perhaps she is on holiday, I don't know. When/if she returns, I will try to update this). I was forced to speak in my macaronic portuguese on the phone, but it proved to be enough to establish a deal.


I was a bit reticent before she arrived, as these sites have the bad tendency to overwork the escorts' images with photoshop, but alas, my instinct did not fail me.

Having ordered some champagne before her arrival, I was greeted by a brunette portuguese mademoiselle with a very nice body. Unfortunately, when we started with the initial caresses, she proved to be a bit too temperamental for my liking. However, after giving her a few more glasses of champagne, I managed to sweeten her up a bit more.

We ended up having 2 sessions, one during that night and one in the morning, both including DFK, OWO (although she did not seem to like CIM) and DATY.

When she left, I paid her the previously arranged fee of 300€.

While it was good, this highlights well the potential perils of ordering escort girls. The only pre-screening of the girl's personality is on the phone, which in my opinion tends to be insufficient.
That is the great advantage in my opinion of clubs, a monger can talk freely and acquaint himself with the girls before establishing any commitment. This allows for an easier detection of sharks, allowing a monger to better invest his money.

[Ozouville]

I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Mark West, you are quite correct.

I have not participated much recently because I have regrettably been quite absorbed with work.

However, the behavior of Kama Leao was really quite predictable. Did anyone truly believe this guy would just leave the forum? As he had not really been offended (as what I said was true), his only choice was to pretend his dignity had been hurt and simulate a tantrum, as said previously.

I was accused of not behaving in a gentleman-like behaviour by this Kama Leao, but in truth it is him that has been anything but a "gentleman" by not honoring his word, by coming back and giving out more his "tips".

As always, I recommend the gentlemen in this board to take his "tips" with a pinch of salt. While I do not dispute that some of them may possibly be good, other interests other than the satisfaction of the gentlemen of this board may lie behind them.

[Yuiop69]

Contrary to a comment below, I still see ads on the CM website
Not maybe as many, but some. And now splitup according to location
So on Convívio
http://www.classificados.xl.pt/correiomanha
for Centro, I see today... any TDs or test reports?!

ABRANTES: michely 21a carinhosa 2oport. s/pressa 925721183 ou 938077082.
CALD --a bombastica trintona!! morena clara, corpo sensual, sedutora+ amiga 912860693
CALDAS nov espanhola pequenita curvas perfeitas meiga sexy gosto de tudinho!!! 966515221
CALDAS..Anjo do amor.. 19a.. olhos verdes.. lindissima.. peludinha.. 964918411
LEIRI-ANABELA ninfeta tarada 23a boca quente linda at mini saia s/cuequinha 912210790
RAPAZ 25a portugues atletico desinibido atrevete convive senhoras desl. apart. 967353563
T.NOVA....A barbie portuguesa sedutora venha relaxar privado english 964431700
TOMAR - linda 24a - corpinho de escultural sensual e atrivida gosta de tudo 925624071
TORRES n_a..corpo lindo 23a nifeta fogosa sexy em langerie atd privado comp 961690867
VISEU- meiga sensual corpo de modelo 21a 100% elegante s/pressas, lingerie 934135615

[Kama Leão]

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Is that all you have to say on your first and only post?...

Go West, Mark.

[Yuiop69]

Here are the latest 3 reports on gp-pt.net on Lilia, with translations from google. Quite amusing!
I can all see what they mean... I reported more or less the same below (see previous reports). Incredible performance if there is a meeting of minds and attraction, and happy pleasing her. But will not be everybody's cup of tea.
Whatever her character, she is without a doubt the most stunning woman I have ever held in my arms.
However I think for some men, even her physical presence will be intimidating at first (she is fairly tall, and eyes that burn right through you). She is also probably the type that does not suffer fools gladly.

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Report 1

Learned. In the worst way, but learned. Is that Lilia was ... gunpowder, ready to explode at the smallest touch, a central unintentional (?) of orgasms, completely uncontrollable. Any one of these gestures that referred xacazullu was the trigger for seizures almost ... seizures. I remember one afternoon (from 14 to 17, the price of one hour, even at the Tower of the rings) in that we both have lost a good half dozen pounds each ... No one - not her ... - Aguenta days after days, weeks after weeks, months, years ago so ...

The last time I saw her - there are one or two years, - was "in transition" to the current modus operandi: even "explosive" but it put brakes on almost everything with tantrums, anger and "pouting" ... Not returned. And I swear that I am sorry.


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Report 2

A few days ago, after reading the last TDs, I decided to confirm. I only met about a year, and from then until now I was about three times with her. I found the performance very overvalued in TDs, because for me with those limitations do not touch me here and there and other outpourings less friendly, is just the average category.
I dare to make a comparison with other people I know, as Nica or Reboleira of Diana, whose sympathy, involvement, willingness to please and performance, leave Lilia far. But she does know what she prefers, and I prefer the other! So why take the same ...

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Report 3

I called to make an appointment and advanced. Arriving at the address and rang the bell, she opened the door for me, I went and went. She told me the room down the hall and bathroom for rinsing of the order. When I returned to the room, she was naked and lying on the bed.
She had me lie down, put it between my legs and went on the lips by Marsapio very superficially and with very little surroundings. When she began to lift, lined him and began thrusting, mouth up, mouth down, like a machine. Each time you tried to move her hands, holding them and removes them. It is forbidden to touch her hair, between the legs, thighs, etc., is very strange. After a few minutes of machine to work, pulled her off me, but with resistance from her. She started it and started the machine to work. However, I tried to turn around and go up to her, but returned to counter resistance and only with great difficulty got this done, she heard a "fire!" like outburst. Is the mania that is dominant and that customers is that they have to be subordinated to all that befits her to it!
And so we have and we would try to talk, but began to answer calls and SMS that came up during the act. Ten minutes before the hour, said "I wash me" and when she returned, dressed and told me that I could go. I dressed and goodbye.

[Yuiop69]

After an absence of a few months, some of the posts are rather odd. I couldn’t agree less with Bilbo456 “In short this is not a great place for mongering.” Look back over my past posts for prof of the contrary. Bearsk says at Euro 120. “There is a lot of quality around for that price.”. Yes, but also 50 euro 1 hour !

I think the problem many foreigners have is understanding how the apartments work, and grappling with the language. Mr Tee says “I've just read the last 25 pages of this thread” but then says “Hi class escorts - not clear to me…”.
You won’t find in Lisbon that many solutions with all laid one for you, like in Germany. You do not need to put in some research and time, and take on some risk, but will likely be amply rewarded in the end. And the adventure makes it all the sweeter, for me (but I guess not everyone appreciates that).

As for John6969, Stoichkov you should see he has just 2 posts, and one is a classified add for the same joint. This is blatant advertising, at massively inflated prices, for gullible foreigners. The very same video also appears for other joints in other countries! Come on, and get some sense!

[Yuiop69]

Kama Leao, Great to see you back. Your reports were always very informative and useful.
Yes the Russian/Ukranian presence is quite spectacular, drawn by the good weather, cheap prices, safety, and easy going life style. There is also quite a large male Russian/Ukranian presence, I hear. When it comes to the girls, I would however distinguish between independents and syndicates. Even in the latter case, the girls do seems to have their freedom. But worth bearing in mind and asking about, it you have a conscience.

Lilia has moved, but just a stone’s throw away. Still the same number, as per below. Stil in Sete Rios, now on the main street that runs parallel to where she used to be Antonio Martins. Now at No 72 , first floor D on that main street. Enjoy!

The worst thing about going a trip to Lisbon is that it is so short, and that firepower is not greater at my elderly age, to enjoy all the delights!

[Mark West]

I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Nica: Ukrainian, early 30s, blonde, the body of a Greek statue, drop dead beautiful, GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. And, last but not least, incalls... 50€!!! I don't know if she's willing to go to your hotel but you can always ask her. She speaks some Portuguese, don't know about English...

http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=10712

(and her friend) Diana: Ukrainian, late 20s, red-hair, beautiful (not as much as Nica but still a pretty woman), petite, ultra-GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. They also do threesomes. Minimal Portuguese, minimal English. Same fee, same contact.

Valentina or Luciana Mello that Carpediem has raved about

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...postcount=1175

are also amazing.

Enjoy.