Lisbon

[Novio]

Like many others, I must bow before Murilloa! His posts are poetic and eloquent, and full of useful information. I tried one of the places he's "discovered," 84 Rua de Sabrosa, and had a very good experience.

Thanks to Google Maps, I didn't have too much difficulty finding the place. The first time I went, the door was open, so I hiked up the four flights of stairs to the "penthouse." The mama-san, accurately described as a robust peasant type, led me to a room and brought in the girls. There were really just two fairly beefy Eastern European girls who didn't appeal to me too much. One short-haired blonde of nearly Amazonian height had a nice bosom but also what was apparently a decent-sized gut. I was about to leave, when the mama-san said there would be a couple more girls coming and asked me to wait. I did and was pretty well rewarded.

The girl I picked was Rita, from the Ukraine. Brunette, angular features in her face, and a hard body that was the deciding factor. It turns out she was a weightlifter in the past, which explains the athletic body. Though she was athletic, she was clearly the most petite of the girls in this house. I picked the "normal" sex option for 30 euros for half an hour. We started right away with DFK, very energetic on her part. She had a very prominent, shaved kitty that I petted, which she seemed to enjoy tremendously. Then on to a very nice BBBJ, including DT. No hurry. We then moved into FS with different positions, with her rubbing herself during the act. At the end, she kept whispering to me, "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

I liked the experience so much that I went back a couple of days later, and repeated. Again, no one else appealed to me as much as Rita, so we had another fine experience. The first time is often the most hot, and that was the case here. However, after we finished, Rita gave me a nice massage, which was a good professional one due to her athletic training. A bonus of this place is that the rooms have great views of Lisbon from their windows.

If Rita wasn't there, I would have regretted making the long uphill trek here from Praca de Chile, and she is not everyone's cup of tea. But she certainly delivered great service.

[Scungo]

Just moved to Lisbon and have been checking out a few places. I'm more interested in getting a good look than getting laid these days, having given up casual sex a while ago. I had a few adventures, most memorably in the Ukraine. I've never seen so many model types in the wild. Predictably enough, the girl I had who gave me the best time was the least good looking. But that's another story.

Anyway, thought I would post a few observations on a few clubs I've been to and wondered if people could fill in the gaps in my knowledge.

The first place I went to is Photus. Quite nice. They give you a card when you go in with 15 Euros on it, which is good for one drink. Intriguingly the picture over the entrance is my favourite Playboy Playmate Cheryl Bachman, so I was in a pretty good frame of mind. It was about midnight on a Saturday and I was the only one there. Dancing on stage hadn't started yet. I looked through the price list. One of the girls started talking to me and tempted me with the Full Contact dance at 85 Euros, but she was way too skinny and I didn't know what I was getting into so I declined. Question 1: How far does the full contact dance go? Dancing started around 12:30. Not bad, but it would have been nicer if I could have sat nearer the stage. The girls were a mixture. One black girl with a fabulous body called Samantha was a 9, another busty blonde called Jasmine an 8 and who looked like a girl who would ratchet up the excitement a notch. A couple of 7s, Leia and Patricia, with whom I had reasonable but not amazing bed dances later. These cost 45 or 50 Euros and are pretty much like the friction dances in Miami. Nice, but overpriced. The other 4 girls were so-so. I was surprised that there were only 8 girls there. The club really filled up coming up to 2 am, so at that point they seemed a little understaffed. All Brazilians except for Patricia who was from Mozambique I think. Total cost of evening: 15 (entrance) + 100 (2 "bed dances")

The next place I tried was Nocturne 76. This turned out to be a much smaller place and probably catering for a more casual clientele. Still there were quite a few girls there, unfortunately only one of whom could speak English. One girl there who was an 8/9, and a good dancer too, but seemed very uninterested in getting any business. Private dances 40 Euros, "Nocturne Orgy" (! ? ) 100 Euros. I didn't do either, just had a couple of Cuba Libres and watched the stage. Only spent 20 Euros in total! A place to go if you want a cheaper option.

Much much much fancier is Passarelle. More girls (maybe 14) and mostly better looking. Some quite nice dancing on stage although I think they need to redesign it a bit because I often found my view blocked by pillars. A card system again with 15Euros. I used it to get a Bourbon, and to be fair they gave me a fairly large measure, though maybe they thought to loosen me up. Drinks are expensive (40 Euros for a lady drink! ) Girls ranged from 7 to 9 and they could all dance! I was tempted by a girl called Jacqueline who then offered me 3 dances for the price of 2 (90 Euros). A good experience, although I wouldn't say spectacular. Still I would recommend her unless you insist on a greater level of contact. There is no full contact at Passarelle although I was intrigued by the Lesbian Show at 160 Euros. A very attractive Romanian girl called Sara I spoke too later tempted me with this but I thought it would probably turn out to be a tease. Unless they are using toys on each other or something I'm not going to part with 160 Euros. Question 2: Anybody out there tried it? Total cost of evening: 15 (entrance) + 90 (dances) + 40 (drink for Sara) + 10 (tip for doorman) = 155. Is it normal to tip the doorman?

Just out of curiosity I went to EB last Saturday. Walked right in. They didn't charge any entrance at all, but maybe that was because I was early. before 9. Bought a coke and watched the football. The girls started coming in just before 11. Again nearly all Brazilians. I wasn't hassled by the barman in that time to buy more drinks. I watched the talent for a while and some said they wanted to go home with me but, like I said, I'm not really in that market any more, unless some girl makes my heart stop. Variable quality from some older and overweight girls to some 8s. Average I would say a 6. After finishing my third coke I left. Total cost of evening: 30 Euros (3 cokes). 10 Euros for a coke is a bit much, but it was about what I expected.

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[Travelerb69]

Hi, I generally post at the German FKK or Spain threads.

I have already been to Lisbon several times but was always with family and was never able to party.

This time I was by myself and managed to arrange an overnight stopover to check the scene. Had just come from a trip to the German clubs, so I was more curious than horny.

Probably the info below will not be great news for you regulars in Lisbon, but may be of some use to newbies.

Went to 2 clubs:

-Night and Day. I was charged 25 euros to get in, 2 drinks included. Later on was told by a girl that bouncers charge you nothing or less/more than that depending if you are local or a regular at the club. I speak Portuguese fluently but was charged anyway...
Nice club, very discreet, looks like a normal bar/disco.
Looks of the girls- from 4 to 8 in my scale, 95% Brazilian girls. Was approached by a nice Portuguese girl, Sandra, who wanted to charge me 150 euros for one hour, "residencial" ( a cheap hotel nearby)included. Average pricing is 150 for the hour. Girls were always polite and not pushy, but you are supposed to buy one drink to the girls, 12,5 euros, rule of the house. Talked to a few others, was tempted but decided to check the other club, Gallery, first.

- Gallery- 10 meters away from Night and Day, in the same street (forgot the name). Again was told they charge you according to their liking, may be this time my Portuguese worked and was charged 10 euros to get in, no drinks included. Regarding facilities and girls, far better. Drinks are cheaper,10 euros for customers or girls(beer, red bull or soft drinks) Again 95 % Brazilian girls, but talent was much better, looks from 6 to 9,5 in my scale. More expensive also, they began asking 200 euros for one hour but was able to cut it to 150.Was not really in the mood for paying that, would have to catch a flight the following morning and just chatted with several girls, always lying I would be in town for business for 2 weeks and would be back to the club. Again girls were very friendly and not pushy, some even kept on chatting after I said I would not take them for a spin that night.

I was supposed to go to the infamous Elefante Branco but did not have the time.

Verdict: found both clubs expensive to have sex, may be I am spoiled by Germany and Spain. Gallery was waaay better than Night and Day. The cost of the "residencial" (cheap hotel) was 20 euros for one hour, possible to include the cost of it in the fee to be paid to the girl, or just take her to your hotel. From what I read here the privates are a better choice. Although I have to say I was really tempted by some very nice Brazilian girls at Gallery. Next time will try to check the privates.

[Harry Hymes]

I haven't been much in Lisbon. And what I've experienced, after the quality of the girls and of the service in the German FKKs (specially The Palace, in Frankfurt), has been felt as sorely lacking.

Also, the clear downgraded quality of this once fine forum, of which Kama Leão's absence is a recent regrettable note (even if I do not understand why he won't just ignore whom should just be ignored) has also been factor.

OK. The other day I had to service a mobile phone and I noticed that the shop was just near Miaus Klub, which I had last visited a few moths ago. So instead of waiting for the phone in the shop or in a caffé, I walked there and Daniela caught my attention in the presentation.

The one Brazilian girl that had really impressed me so far was Kimi, from The Palace - she is from São Paulo, not from the backwaters most other girls in Lisbon come from. Daniela also happens to be Brazilian, but when I asked her where she was from and she replied "São Paulo", my spirits enlightened. I've never been to São Paulo, but I probably should seriously consider a trip there.

Because Daniela, you see, is absolutely not what you'd expect from your typical Brazilian "garota de programa" in Lisbon.

She is relatively young (late twenties?) and has the kind of seductively attractive girl-next-door beauty. She does an absolutely wonderful OWO with CIM. She does anal. She kisses. She will look at you throughout and smile often. Actually, for the first time in a while in Lisbon, I didn't miss Frankfurt or Vienna.

The one characteristic where this girl physically lacks is her breasts, which should be taken care of.

Nevermind that. I've been with her twice already. The girl is a gem.

(http://www.miaus-klub.com/modelo13.html)

[Hedehoy]

Dear Hedehoy,

The address of New Center is Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. 5D means 5th floor, right side. And there is a clear notice "New Center" at the door.

Dear Buji59,

Yes first adress we tried was this one. The man opened and told me nuero 5 was there.

And yesthereis a clear plakett next to the dor as new center but he adressed me the other builging - number 5, same street, floor 1. 1 flat per floor.

thanks

[Buji59]

Dear Hedehoy,

The address of New Center is Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. 5D means 5th floor, right side. And there is a clear notice "New Center" at the door.

[Hedehoy]

after the experince in porto, me and my collegue passed to lisboa.
we will stay only for 2 days, and the first day was spent by fado+vine.

last night i called luciano, but she was alone and could not find a friend at 10 pm. i called nicole, she was not there but a lady told us that there were 5 girls and they are open. we found a teethless taxi drives, could not understand one word. but we called the lady again and she explained him the way.
it was an apartment and we do not know the flat number. but the door opened automatically, we followed the light, and ta-taam there are we. 5 ladies came, but 5-6 points in average, and the bed and the room was very untidy, so we decided to go out. lady was very angry, but thats life.
than weheaded to "new center". the adres taken from the forum is wrong, cause there was a coiffeur, but as he saw us at 11:30, he told me "numero 5 - floor 1 on the same street". we wnet there, door of the building is open. we used the stairs and there is a door having a portable stair in front. i rang the bell, not opened but an old lady told us stg in her language. i tried to communicate in englisg, deutsh, and my fired in french, but she told us "simao - or a closer word". we gave up, and wne t down. ut i do not want to go to a club, cause i was very tired, and decided to check it again. door of the building waas closed, we closed it and i rand the bell. door was opned, we wnat again to the door before, again same simao etc. i told her "mulhares, massage, perfovor etc". than a voice came from he upper floor. the door we try to pass was belonging to the apartment service woman. she must be afriad of two foreigners came to her door and kept saying "mulhares". hahahaha...
we went to upstairs, again no english. a fat lady came and tried to speak in spanish. we said we were sorry, but no port. or spa. she said "ok, massage and i f*ck you". no, not by you my lady. than the girl opned the dorr came, peeeerfect body, very ugly face but a nose removal smoked breath odor. so we decided go our again.

thats all. but if you are a smoker and do not care about an ugly face, her body was one of the best i have ever seen.

[Bearsk]

Nice post ...
I decided not to read the first paragraph since it did not reflect well on you and I misread as:
"When I was 14 years old I jerked in a dimly lit room after seeing Liza Minelli in Carbaret..."
Wasting libido on Liza Minelli ....
Otherwise keep up the good work.

Attempting to make fun of other people's nicknames is something a 6 year old child would do. But that no longer surprises me, your limited intellectual capacity and lowly character has been evident for quite some time on this forum now.

But I write this report because of another matter. In one of my outings to EB some time ago, I met this wonderful medium-sized brazilian brunette with a great body. Although I could nearly swear that I had heard another gentleman calling her by another name, she told me her name was Vanessa.

Needless to say, after some mingling, I took her home with me . DFK, DATY, OWO (no CIM though) and also anal sex, which was very nice. She spent the night with me, and was paid 350 euros for her efforts. I would certainly recommend.

[Ozouville]

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

Attempting to make fun of other people's nicknames is something a 6 year old child would do. But that no longer surprises me, your limited intellectual capacity and lowly character has been evident for quite some time on this forum now.

But I write this report because of another matter. In one of my outings to EB some time ago, I met this wonderful medium-sized brazilian brunette with a great body. Although I could nearly swear that I had heard another gentleman calling her by another name, she told me her name was Vanessa.

Needless to say, after some mingling, I took her home with me . DFK, DATY, OWO (no CIM though) and also anal sex, which was very nice. She spent the night with me, and was paid 350 euros for her efforts. I would certainly recommend.

[Tuxsmasher]

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

This is so not worth it. KL, you're an asset to the Lisbon forum. Dont' screw it up over a bunch of attention *****s. Just ignore them and they'll go away.

[Kama Leão]

KL: do not go away.

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

[Buji59]

Beeing not alone in Lisbon and having just three hours for myself I headed to 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros, 3D, a warmly recommended and not expensive place. Interestingly, there is a hostel ("Lisbon View") at the same address as I found out from the Google. I was knocking and ringing but it was completely quiet. After a couple of minutes I heard a female voice telling me something in Portuguese but it was definitely not an invitation. Trying to use English and Spanish I could only understand "casa particular" which seemed to be exactly what I was looking for. But the lady obviously didn't concur with me. Then I saw a young woman coming up. She looked like a student on holidays so I asked her about the hostel. She confirmed that Lisbon View was here and said it was OK to look inside. Then, she opened the door and quickly locked it before my nose. I had to go. Strange experience, I wonder if I ever will understand it.

So I walked to Wayangcenter which is just three minutes away from the first address. A beautiful black woman opened the door, I came in and we spoke a while. Unfortunately, it was necessary to make an appointment which I couldn't do before. The plan was actually Rua dos Fanqueiros. As the shortest waiting time was about three hours I had to give up.

The situation became a bit desperate. Was I supposed to go home without any score?

The Poco was empty. Empty!

Rossio, 35 Praca Dom Pedro IV 35. OMG, I forgot to write down their phone number. How on earth can I get in if there are only shops, hotels, and restaurants on Rossio and no entrance doors to the appartments? I tried to find a backdoor from another street but did not succeed.

Another recommended massage parlor Mirage. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, in front of Hotel Britannia. There is a notice in Portuguese on the door which I think I understood "temporarily closed because of construction work".

And the last resort: New Center Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. And yes, it was a miracle. An Ithaca for the tired and weary Odysseus. A nice lady in her thirties opened the door, gave me some water and a lineup of seven girls was presented to me. I really liked the presentation, with every girl telling her name and kissing me. Most of them were stunners, surely 6-9. I choose Jessica, same person who had opened the door. She is Portuguese, no English, some Spanish but the communication turned out to be excellent, anyway.

I have to say it was one of the nicest GFE in my monger's life. We started with a shower together, than a bit massage, and then off we go! DFK, breast kissing, DATY which she clearly liked, OWO, ass licking (not my thing really so I asked her to stop), cowgirl. Then she proposed "atras" which I understood as reverse cowgirl but to my surprise it was a wonderful anal which I didn't even ask for. WOW! Then doggy and finition in missionary. Shower and massage again. Nice small talk. Everything with a nice smile and enthusiasm. Damage 100 E, worth every cent of it.

Yes, I love Lisbon. Will be back!

And I like this forum, too (as well as youppie.net).

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[Ozouville]

Murilloa, I am an admirer of your prose and consider you a true gentleman. And because of this, I respect your opinion.

But I cannot agree with it.

Decades of mongering have given me a sixth sense in relation to this world. I can usually sniff out quite well the stench of undesirable intermediaries standing between working ladies and their gentlemen clients.

Because of Kama Leao's history, behavior and past comments in this forum, this is the only valid conclusion that can be made. I do not know if this Kama Leao also participates in other forums, and quite frankly, don't really care. If other mongers wish to be "advised" by such a character, then let them be.

I am happy to hear that mademoiselle Marina is in fact on holiday and will be coming back soon. I enjoyed my session with her, despite our initial shortcomings, and hope to eventually repeat with her.

Mur, I ask you, give EB a chance. Go there with an open mind, sit down, have a drink. Allow the girls to sit beside you, and breathe in the lusty atmosphere. Going to EB is more than just the sex at the end of the night, it is all about the overall experience. Something you cannot possibly ever get in a brothel or with an escort.

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLeão is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

KL: do not go away.

[Doggy Dog]

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

http://www.elefantebranco.org/
http://www.gallery-club.com

but both web sites are pretty poor. Just go and have a look!

Yes they are expensive, action starts late, but always plenty of pretty and a few model type girls and a great atmosphere.

[Toyforgrrls]

Greetings! I am new to the group and wanted to drop a note. I am very pleased with the frequent communication in the group, especially the cunning remarks of Murilloa. It is not often that some one is able to weave philosophy and comedy into a discourse on carnal delight so effectively.

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

As I will be staying in student housing instead of a hotel, are there any suggestions for girl-friendly economical hotels?

Are there any brothels?

I am fluent in Portuguese, but now I will be rusty the first few weeks. Any help would be appreciated.