Lisbon

[Kama Leão]

Most sex workers on twitter say that looks are a very small part of it.

They say it is how they are treated, but I suspect they overestimate that.

I agree that "looks are a very small part of it" - though, as a starting point, they will, obviously, rather be with a handsome guy than with an old, toothless, pot-bellied Shrek. But I'm not so sure that, when they say "it is how they are treated", they are overestimating that. If you rule out the ones that are only in it for the money (all of them are, of course, but some add to that a total lack of respect and consideration for their clients), the fact that you may be kind, respectful and care about them having pleasure too, can go a long way. And, from my experience, that is not such an exceptional possibility.

I don't think the EP ladies really care about reviews, to be honest. The EP ladies I have asked know that reviews exist, but weren't that interested in what they indicated.

Bollocks. They ALL (EP or non EP) care. And they do care very much.

[Spanish Guy]

Hi mates!

Next week I'll be visiting Lisbon. Do you know if there is any girl that works in the Rossio / Baixa area?

[Mongerer88]

It is worth mentioning that Madalena Fonseca received another 9 out of 10 review today on the local review board, and most importantly it came from a reviewer who had reviewed only one other EP lady (who is not there any longer, and who he gave a 7 out if 10 to), and his reviews of the three other non-EP ladies were 7's and 8's out of 10. So that provides some confidence that Madalena Fonseca is a reliable choice.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/madalena-fonseca/

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...seca-3992.html

[Kama Leão]

Maya had been one of the shining stars in the Portuguese board but for some months she retired. Now she's back - I don't know for how long - and the opportunity to know her in the biblical sense should not be missed since she's quite a delight to be with. Particularly for those who look for slim, young girls of african descent Maya is a rare jewel: a quite pretty, elegant "petite", Brazilian twentysometing (her skin tone is only slightly darker than on the photos), walking the very thin line between submissive, GFE and sex starved debauched teen, you can expect everything from her: DFK, BBBJTC, A-Level (she loooves it!...), DATY, you name it.

She's on Avenida de Roma, very near Hotel Roma.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...ya-C-3632.html

[Mongerer88]

Regarding different experiences from same girl. Well, OK, they should be professionals, but, I supposed they still prefer a good looking guy.

Most sex workers on twitter say that looks are a very small part of it.

They say it is how they are treated, but I suspect they overestimate that.

I suspect for YMMV ladies, it is based mostly on their mood that day, and how much they feel like having sex on that particular day. That could be a function of how many customers they have recently had, or dozens of other factors.

I asked one agency owner about a lady's one bad review, and he recalled that her dog had thrown up just before she left for that appointment, and it worried her that evening. The dog ended up being fine. It just threw up for some reason.

Most of us just go with the law of averages. The more good reviews a lady has from experienced reviewers, the greater the chance of success. And many of us repeat with the ones we have great chemistry with, as the good performance is likely to be repeated.

I don't think the EP ladies really care about reviews, to be honest. The EP ladies I have asked know that reviews exist, but weren't that interested in what they indicated.

It would be great if every lady got consistently great reviews like Carlota d'Almeida does, but that just doesn't appear to be possible. You just kind of have to accept the escort scene for what it is.

[MarcoMani]

Regarding different experiences from same girl. Well, OK, they should be professionals, but, I supposed they still prefer a good looking guy.

[Mongerer88]

Here are some Nuru (Areeiro) Spa ladies who have been very favorably reviewed in the last couple of pages of the local review board.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...opez-4694.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...osta-4523.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...rolo-4629.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...gado-4590.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...rari-4537.html

You would of course need to contact each one to make sure they are still there, but the first two have almost brand new reviews.

Matteo 77,

Glad to see someone else on the board also likes Sara V. She is certainly one of my favorites.

If you want to go on a field trip in addition to Sara and Alexandra of EP coming to your hotel room, a lot of guys have reported favorably about going to the Nuru Spa. In the linked post above, I identify five ladies who are favorably reviewed recently who appear to use the Nuru Spa for incalls.

They publish their address online, but request that you make appointments. If you make an appointment for a massage directly through Nuru Spa without booking through a specific lady, you want to ask for the Relaxing Massage to indicate that you want sex in addition to the massage. The service level at the place appears to be quite high, with BBBJ being standard (in addition to CFS of course) and many ladies doing CIM and anal as part of the service.

https://nuruspalisboa.com/contactos/?lang=en

A lady, Valentina Sartori, who used to work there has moved to a different spa, but was very well reviewed here on ISG by the guys who saw her.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...tori-4294.html

Lastly, this lady Lara is extremely well reviewed on the local board, particularly with respect to her slim body and bbbjtcim, but hasn't been reviewed here on ISG. Not sure which of the two phone numbers she responds to via WhatsApp. Your message to her likely needs to be in Portuguese, so you would use Google Translate to send such a message after writing it first in English. I have her in my WhatsApp contacts (the phone number in the first link below) and she changes her picture from time to time, so I believe that she is active.

https://www.classificadosx.com/portu...ita-10366.html

https://www.vivalocal.pt/acompanhant...ral-/191053861

[Matteo 77]

I'll be in Lisbon next week. I've already booked 2 escortprivada girls.

Sara Valente. I met her last year and she was very cute and willing to please.

Alexandra Mendes. No previous experience with her but had quick chat via whatsapp, and she is full service and BBBJ / CIF.

Can you suggest a third pick? Of course also outside escortprivada.

I'll share my opinion when I'll be back.

[Mongerer88]

Pretty much why I and others dislike Escorts from the internet, you don't know how she will look nor act.

Unfortunately, inconsistency and disappointments also occur when a person sees a lady in person. I believe you visited Elefante Branco in Lisbon but didn't appear to choose a lady. Keep in mind that this is what one of the Lisbon threads regular posters, I believe it was JackofNone, experienced when he brought one lady back to his room. She seemed to forget the BBBJ promise. Here is his write-up of Elefante Branco:

"There isn't a typical "stage" where the girls do the strip dances, but they do it at a small area in the middle of the club. The strip shows start at about 12:30 AM and continue for about an hour. As the night came to a close, I took a provider back to the hotel, but the quality and looks were nowhere near the top 10 providers in this forum. There are also rooms at the top of the club which you can use, but I did not ask if you have to pay extra to use them. The girl did say in the club that she did oral natural, but back at the hotel I discovered that the "natural" part was only for the balls (wtf? We just weren't clicking, so ended the session quite early after that. I would go again to the club, but just for drinks and enjoying the atmosphere, would not opt for a provider from the club."

The problem with Internet Escorts is that there are too few reviews and too little feedback about experiences. We need more reviews to build a good database, so all reviews positive and negative are appreciated.

It is unfortunate that FastAnd was displeased with Teresa Nobre. If she is in fact Clara Machado, that means she has two negative reviews on the local board, a 2 out of 10 and a 6 out of 10. Now she has a negative review here on ISG from FastAnd to do along with her good review from Dartanian100. It is certainly good that she rose to the occasion one out of the four times, but that is not a very good percentage. So she might not be the best choice.

An honest reviewer just did three reviews of EP ladies on the local board.

He gave Carminho Barros a zero out of ten. His other two reviews of other EP ladies he saw were 9's out of 10. So that tells us to really think long and hard about booking Carminho. If his only review was this zero out of ten, it might just be a hit job. But it wasn't. So we can likely trust him.

This local reviewer gave Catarina Moura a 9 out of 10. Keep in mind that Catarina Moura received an excellent review here on ISG, where she was reviewed as having a very pretty face and provided excellent services, including BBBJ. So she is two for two on reviews. FastAnd asked about her, and it would certainly have been better if he had booked Catarina.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...oura-3876.html

The other EP lady that this local reviewer gave a 9 out if 10 to was Madalena Fonseca. Madelena has two favorable reviews here on ISG. I believe it was JackofNone that likes her better than the other EP ladies he saw at the time he did a review of her. The other reviewer also liked her but noted that she has a very traditional "longer Portuguese face", so it is certainly possible that a USA Tourist might find Catarina more facially attractive if he is more accustomed to the "Southern California beach girl look". Preferences in looks are always subjective. Some would find Catarina cuter, others Madalena.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...seca-3992.html

Unfortunately, this is a painstaking process, and it is too bad that people have to take one for the team to help build a database, but it is appreciated.

When dealing with EP, make sure you let them know you have read the reviews and that you are only interested in Lady X or Lady y.

[ShooBree]

As Carlota didn't have time, went with Terese Nobre. Worst thing I could do. Nothing against her body, but the attitude. She was 30 minutes late. Didn't want to do a single thing that she agreed in email and. It wasn't the girl in pictures. So probably their operator messed up. Terrible experience.

Pretty much why I and others dislike Escorts from the internet, you don't know how she will look nor act.

[Mongerer88]

Hello,

I'll move in Lisbon next week and I would like to know if anyone ever experienced the agency lisbonsweeties? I can't find reviews about it?

Thanks a lot!

They are part of a conglomerate of agencies that are known for rip-offs. Really bad news.

[CaptainCavern]

Hello,

I'll move in Lisbon next week and I would like to know if anyone ever experienced the agency lisbonsweeties? I can't find reviews about it?

Thanks a lot!

[FastAnd]

As Carlota didn't have time, went with Terese Nobre. Worst thing I could do. Nothing against her body, but the attitude. She was 30 minutes late. Didn't want to do a single thing that she agreed in email and. It wasn't the girl in pictures. So probably their operator messed up. Terrible experience.

[Mongerer88]

Thank you very much I will check these links. What about classificadox? They are mostly faked or not? I really appreciate your honest reply. P.S. Where I can find local reviews?

Some of the board rules keep me from fully answering your questions. Like any low-cost mass advertising site, Classificadox has some gems, but more fake ads than a higher-end site like Apartadox.

[Mongerer88]

Dartanian100, Thanks for the reminder that Teresa Nobre / Clara Machado has a good review here on ISG by you. I looked at the local board and forgot to search here.

Some of the guys on the local board have an axe to grind with EP since they don't like the outcall only policy, so the fact that she has a mediocre review on the local board shouldn't be disqualifying regarding someone seeing her.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/teresa-nobre/

Thanks to all for the great advice and reviews on here. I owe something back to this forum, so here goes.

This review is a little delayed as it was 2-3 months ago, but I was lucky enough to have an appointment with Clara Machado (https://escortprivada.com/escort/clara-machado/). The communication was very easy vis Whatsapp. When she arrived at my hotel room I was very very happy with what I saw.