Lisbon

[Finnish Fucker]

2. Gallery Club and Elefante Branco. Most describe these as pick up bars, others as FKKs. Do they have things like sauna, whirlpool, etc? Or are they just bars? I read that for full service, you have to take them out of the club and pay for a small hotel closeby? It also seems that they are a lot more expensive.

As previously said Gallery and EB are just bars. Nothing to do with FKK's.

I visited last Saturday both. EB was definately better. More girls, better looking girls and drinks not as expensive as in Gallery. Took one Brazilian mulata back to my hotel. Nice body, small ass, firm natural medium sized tits. They were so round and firm I was sure they are operated but I was wrong. 2 hours fun in my hotel room, 200 Euro. Not so cheap but I did not have neither time nor interest to begin bargaining, not my style. Time is money sometimes.

Attached a few pics of the brasileira's body and tits. I like to post pics. They tell so much more about girls looks than all those bullshit stories written on this ISG forum.

[Kama Leão]

Anyone have a good idea on the best time of day to go to places like Michelle's?

From 11 AM to 8/9 PM.

Of the brothels you mentioned in the previous post, Michelle, by now, is the best but Jardim do Eden is very uneven: the quality of the girls varies wildly. You can try this too: http://klassmassage.com/klass.aspx.

Elefante and Gallery are pick up bars. Nothing similar to FKKs.

The reliable sites are http://www.portalprivado.com/acompanhantes_de_luxo.php , http://www.sousexy.pt/ , http://www.docemassagem.com/ and http://www.apartadox.nl/ .

[Manny51]

Anyone have a good idea on the best time of day to go to places like Michelle's?

[Manny51]

Hey guys!

I am deciding whether to go to Lisbon Portugal in a few weeks, but I wanted to make sure I understood the scene. I read the Lisbon forum for about 2 years back. It looks like there was a lot of discussion about one year ago, but then it died down. Lots of smaller reports here, but no real ROD to summarize.

My understanding of the situations is as follows:

1. Casa / Brothel Michelle Assistents, Jardim Garden Eden, and New Center. Of the three, Michelle seems to generate the best reports by far.

2. Gallery Club and Elefante Branco. Most describe these as pick up bars, others as FKKs. Do they have things like sauna, whirlpool, etc? Or are they just bars? I read that for full service, you have to take them out of the club and pay for a small hotel closeby? It also seems that they are a lot more expensive.

3. Online escort services Escortprivada and Sousexy and classificadosx.

Is that pretty accurate? Or are there better options? Michele's seems the best pricewise. In your opinion, what is the best, most reliable escort service, and how much do they charge?

Carlos, hoping to get your input here!

Thanks in advance!

[GeoFun4153]

Having read the comments here and being in the airport area I decide to pay a visit to Michelle. Line up of 8 of which 7 Brazilians. 6 of them where 6-7's, 2 were 9. I went for the tall 26 yo Marina who appeared to be joyful, relax, spontaneous; she really likes what she does. After a sexy shower we did teaser xoxo, BBBJ / BLS / HJ / PW / R&T. Came too early, but a nice second are&T afterwards. Excellent HJ. Didn't discuss anal, but she seems to like SM. All by all a nice experience, recommended. 100 Euro / h. Nice rooms too.

[GeoFun4153]

Dear colleagues,

I'm a Brussels expert just moved to Lisbon, permanent. Don't find New Center anymore? Lost the address. Is there now a better line up in Lisbon?

Thanks,

G

[PinHead99]

Thanks to all of you for your posts. I have read up to page 20 thoroughly and have some good ideas of places. Is there an incall place like Germany with a big line up. Like 20 or more?

Thanks

[BigFreeMan]

Hey guys,

Never been to Lisbon but just book es my business trip.

Can you guys recommend any Asian parlours?

I'm used to to Paris scene but not sure if Asians are in Lisbon.

Looking for massage and usual extras!

Please.

[Kama Leão]

I am not looking for the most beautiful models nor am I looking for really young girl as I am no spring chicken myself but I am looking for a woman wo will go all the way without too many reservations. Also looking for independent women who like sex and maybe do this on the side to improve their living rather than professional working girls

Try Margarida: http://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_margarida_24/ You can't miss: 40 something MILF, great body, sex crazed, DFK, DATY, BBBJ to the end, A-levels, mighty squirter. And she speaks English. If she will not answer the phone, text her.

[Slickie]

Do you see any alternative for an English-only speaking person to arrange an outcall to his hotel room?

Going out myself is not an option.

Monger88.

Each to his own. If you want to pay 150 or 200 Euros, that is up to you. I earn my money the hard way and I put some effort into it to save some money when mongering.

It is up to you if you want to spend 10 minutes on reseach and save 100 Euros and get some good service.

Have a good time in Lisboa.

Carlos.

King of Portugal (retired).

[BambiX]

Hi everyone!

New here and seen some valuable info already so thought I could post my question here:

I'll be in Lisbon for a night and on one hand I am looking for a real experience with a clean woman who hopefully truly enjoys her services herself as well and on the other hand I have to earn my money the hard way too so do not want to go crazy spending money.

So I have followed the advice here to look at classificadosx and now would like to find out how to judge these ads. I do not speak Portuguese and also I do not know the local system and customs so kind of hard for me to judge these myself.

I am not looking for the most beautiful models nor am I looking for really young girl as I am no spring chicken myself but I am looking for a woman wo will go all the way without too many reservations. Also looking for independent women who like sex and maybe do this on the side to improve their living rather than professional working girls. Definitely also do not want to run into pimps and / or junkies.

Would anyone knowing the local scene be able to judge what I should expect here? They mention 30 Euros? I am willing to spend more than that but what would such an amount represent?

Sorry for all the questions.

[Carlos Primeros]

Gentlemen. To your questions:

- taxis are cheap in Lisboa and parking downtown is almost impossible. Taxis are everywhere available for little money.

- tipping is not required, you pay what you agreed.

- massage parlours / casas: 80 - 100 Euros is the going rate - 170 is ridiculous! - NO tipping!

Carlos Primeros. Retired king of Portugal.

[Vitrea]

Are any Lisbon hotels not girl-friendly?

Europe is not like South America or Northern Africa. Security does not stop people from moving around hotels. The ladies I have seen in Portugal have come right up to my room and have knocked on the door without registering or being stopped.

Plus Lisbon is not that rich and fancy. Few hotels have a guy parked at the front door to greet people and be nosy. Most of the workers are parked behind a hotel desk. If the hooker, or you and the hooker if you come in together, do not bother the hotel workers, they won't bother you.

Anyone know of any hotels that are different than that? I think the irritating manner that South American hotels treat their guests creates a perception that is hard to overcome when analyzing the rest of the world. I get pissed in South America when they make a big deal out of registering a guest that I bring. It is my fucking room.

I understand the frustration in South American hotels. It is not the hotels. It is the local laws that force them to check ID.

[Tarado321]

I have perused online and seen some of the ads for "Sensual / Tantric" Massage. Prices seem to range roughly 170 Euros give or take a little. I'm "assuming" that includes "happy ending'?

Is additional tipping generally expected?

Are there any forums or other areas where I can shop and find other providers? Independents?

Thank you.

[PogeEater]

OK, I've read through most of the recent reports on this forum. Still have some lingering questions:

1) Do any of the massage centers that advertise "Tantric Massages" actually give genuine tantric massages or is it just a massage w / happy ending?

2) Any success here with asking the girls if it's OK for pictures / videos or is it generally a "no" ?

3) Anyone try the 2 girls (such as http://escortprivada.com/escort/alexandra-sara/ or http://www.michelleeassistentes.com/...rina-e-raquel/) - Worth it? Is it just double price?

4) How are taxis around town? Convenient?

My plan for my first visit is to try a bit of everything. Gallery, EB / place like New Lux or Michelle's / and then outcall agency.

Any last minute tips?