Lisbon

[Carlos Primeros]

Clinca do Prazer is closed since 2014 - there is anothere casa there at the time being.

Carlos.

[Mongerer88]

No problem.

We have all run into this issue. I was at a seminar with a female coworker once, who was really cool so it did not matter that much, but I told her I had a long conference call that would go through lunch and the first meeting after lunch. I was of course doing incall at a nearby hotel with a touring escort. When I sat back down, she was sniffing and I realized I had used a lot of soap in the shower. I said it was hot outside for the conference call so I stopped by the drugstore to get a can of body spray.

I just think you are overanalyzing the whole obtaining sex, specifically anal sex, in Lisbon. It is a big sex market where supply exceeds demand.

Michelle's and New Center are close to each other and everything in Lisbon is only an inexpensive cab ride away. You can tell the madam you only wish to see the ladies offering anal sex, and choose an acceptable one. You can even be adventuresome and walk from New Center to the last known location of Clinica, push button 1, say "Clinica de Prazer?" and see what happens. If they are no longer there, you won't be the first one to do that.

Escortprivada is easy to deal with via email. I have never asked for incall, but they may be able to provide it. You can ask. And as I said before, you can probably find a nice hotel for $50-$75 near where you are staying to duck into for outcall, if you can plan ahead just a little bit. I know that sounds inconvenient, but I have found their 150 euro girls to be hotter than what is available in the brothels.

Although the Star Agency website is strangely not showing the ladies, they have previously advertised incall and Vanessa May at 200 euros advertises anal and OWO (not sure about upsells, you need to ask). And they have whatsapp, so you can converse on a smart phone, like you would with escortprivada via email, without your coworker knowing anything.

Dear Mongerer88,

Many, many thanks for your patience with me.

Yeah, I just googled "Clinica do Prazer", having noticed that place in old posts in ISG, and didn't notice the. Br suffix. Funny. Great minds think alike.

I'll be coming soon with a co-worker who doesn't share my interest in this kind of activity, so no wiggle room at all. I'm trying to gather as much intel as possible in advance. If anybody has updated info that would be lovely.

Cheers.

[Youssef139]

Kind of amazing that you managed to pick a Brazilian brothel with the exact same name as a popular Lisbon brothel. If you were trying to make a mess of the thread, you succeeded, with a lot of help from me.

Hopefully, someone local such as Carlos or Kama Leao can clarify whether the Clinica de Prazer brothel is still in existence and if it is still located at Avenida Marques de Tomar 5, first floor (hitting button 1 at the buzzer). I had assumed it closed since the website is gone and there have been no reports since 2012, but when you did your post, I thought they had just switched from a. Net to a. Com website. I did not notice the. Br at the end of your link. But this address for Clinica de Prazer is very near New Center and is not that far from Michelle's, so if would be useful information for everyone to know if it still operates. If not, it is funny to think of how many horny guys press that buzzer and irritate the new tenant.

Dear Mongerer88,

Many, many thanks for your patience with me.

Yeah, I just googled "Clinica do Prazer", having noticed that place in old posts in ISG, and didn't notice the. Br suffix. Funny. Great minds think alike.

I'll be coming soon with a co-worker who doesn't share my interest in this kind of activity, so no wiggle room at all. I'm trying to gather as much intel as possible in advance. If anybody has updated info that would be lovely.

Cheers.

[Mongerer88]

Correction, with apologies: The link to "Clinica do Prazer" is to a Brazilian institution. Sorry. The question remains, though. Cheers.

Kind of amazing that you managed to pick a Brazilian brothel with the exact same name as a popular Lisbon brothel. If you were trying to make a mess of the thread, you succeeded, with a lot of help from me.

Hopefully, someone local such as Carlos or Kama Leao can clarify whether the Clinica de Prazer brothel is still in existence and if it is still located at Avenida Marques de Tomar 5, first floor (hitting button 1 at the buzzer). I had assumed it closed since the website is gone and there have been no reports since 2012, but when you did your post, I thought they had just switched from a. Net to a. Com website. I did not notice the. Br at the end of your link. But this address for Clinica de Prazer is very near New Center and is not that far from Michelle's, so if would be useful information for everyone to know if it still operates. If not, it is funny to think of how many horny guys press that buzzer and irritate the new tenant.

These are the reasons that English speakers tend to be better off with recently reviewed agencies and brothels, as the Portuguese web is hard to navigate even with a translation tool.

One thought on outcall, you will notice that Lisbon hotels are not terribly expensive by western standards. So if you have a lot of coworkers in nearby hotel rooms that you are concerned about, you might be able to find a relatively inexpensive hotel walking distance from where you are staying by using Expedia or a similar site. You could use a personal credit card instead of a business credit card to book that hotel and it would be your secret trick pad. Hotels in Lisbon are girl friendly, and in the extraordinarily unlikely event they ask where your luggage is, merely say your cheapskate company booked you in a double room with a snorer and you want some peace and quiet. That is of course assuming there is no wife who reviews the personal credit card!

[Mongerer88]

I am hoping that some good can come from your questions.

Hopefully, Carlos or Kama Leao can provide more expertise.

I copied your links into Google Chrome and translated them. It is not hard to do that, and you should learn how.

The term you identified after the word anal means negotiable, according to the translator.

I simply do not know if that means she charges more for it, or if she is not always up for anal, or both.

The Clinica do Prazer website says that girls are available by appointment and they suggest calling a minimum of 40 minutes ahead. So I very seriously doubt that every girl posted on the website is there from 9 am until 8 pm. So yes, it is merely a range.

You would need to call to reserve a specific lady. However, the reports indicate that a line-up is available, so merely showing up appears to be a valid option.

I refreshed two very old posts. If anyone can verify that the address is still valid, that would be great, since those posts were four to five years ago. Note that in Europe the ground floor is often Floor Zero, so that is likely why posters describe walking up a flight of stairs to arrive at the first floor.

If you search through the old reports, you will find that the experiences range from good to bad at the Clinica place.

I am a bit bewildered if you are not a local, as to why outcall would not be an option. Are you sleeping in the city park instead of staying in a hotel?

Hi,

LOL! Yes, you're right. I wish I could use all that information.

I'm not sure if I'll be able to use outcall ladies, so the brothels are a valid option as you suggested. Just show up and pick from the available menu.

Here is an example of a lady who specifies hours: http://www.clinicadoprazer.com.br/ma...em-campinas-sp.

Does this means that she is there at 9 am in the morning or that she could be there but no guarantee? Also, what is "Anal: A combinar"? (another example for that: http://www.xgirls.com.br/Barbara-Lisboa/).

Thanks much for your help!

Cheers.

[Mongerer88]

Bump for Youseff. Noteit is a very old post.

I've spent some days in Lisbon and could appreciate two places that I'the like to mention.

The first one is 'Clinica do prazer' (website www.clinicadoprazer.net). It's located in Avenida Marques de Tomar and5, first floor. As you get there you couldn't see any information about the place; just ring the bell, go upstairs, and see a girl that welcomes you dressed as a sexy doctor. You will seat in a comfortable sofa and wait for the girls parade, about 8-10 girls in total: they come mainly from Brasil, Portugal, Angola. The price is 80 for half an hour. 100 for an hour.

I've come two times in this place and choosed Debora before (see profile here: http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/book....d=370&evento=D%E9bora&data=24/01/2011&local=Lisboa&I'd=370) , and Melissa after (profile: http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/book....=Lisboa&id=381).

Debora, from Brasil, was simply perfect: shower together before sex, French kiss, BBBJ, DATY, fuck in many positions, anal penetration, COB, girlfriend attitude. I would suggest this girl, for sure!

Melissa, from Angola, was ok but not so horny: comparing her performance with Debora, I didn't have French kiss and I had covered blowjob instead of BBBJ. Anal and other performances were included.

Some girls don't make anal sex: better ask them before choosing.

[Mongerer88]

Bump for Youseff.

Note it is a very old post.

Fella's Thanks to the info from you guys I was able to get my rocks off in Lisbon. I visited Clinca de Prazer today and report they had 6 girls on today a mixture of white and black girls. I selected a chick named Tanya (Brasil) who was about 5'5 and nice ass and tits. She enjoyed me eating her pussy and knew how to suck the old fella. Costs were 100 E for 50-60 mins. I have attached a photo of the street front door, of which you buzz no 1 and they open the main door, you walk upstairs and they have their appt door opened, they sit you down and then introduce the girls to you.

[Youssef139]

Hi,

LOL! Yes, you're right. I wish I could use all that information.

I'm not sure if I'll be able to use outcall ladies, so the brothels are a valid option as you suggested. Just show up and pick from the available menu.

Here is an example of a lady who specifies hours: http://www.clinicadoprazer.com.br/ma...em-campinas-sp.

Does this means that she is there at 9 am in the morning or that she could be there but no guarantee? Also, what is "Anal: A combinar"? (another example for that: http://www.xgirls.com.br/Barbara-Lisboa/).

Thanks much for your help!

Cheers.

Correction, with apologies: The link to "Clinica do Prazer" is to a Brazilian institution. Sorry. The question remains, though. Cheers.

[Youssef139]

What websites are you referring to?

I mostly use escortprivada. I let them know what time I want to see someone at my hotel, ask a few questions about services, and the lady I request shows up. I listed the ladies who do anal for you, based on their advertisements, since you said you wanted anal.

They are of course not the only game in town, but they have never let me down. The price I have paid is 150 euros per hour, but you need to confirm that when you call or email.

Someone did an excellent review of Victoria, an independent who appears at offer great service but at a higher price than escortprivada.

Hi,

LOL! Yes, you're right. I wish I could use all that information.

I'm not sure if I'll be able to use outcall ladies, so the brothels are a valid option as you suggested. Just show up and pick from the available menu.

Here is an example of a lady who specifies hours: http://www.clinicadoprazer.com.br/ma...em-campinas-sp.

Does this means that she is there at 9 am in the morning or that she could be there but no guarantee? Also, what is "Anal: A combinar"? (another example for that: http://www.xgirls.com.br/Barbara-Lisboa/).

Thanks much for your help!

Cheers.

[Mongerer88]

Probably always useful to bump this from time to time so everyone can have easy access to addresses.

Please post if anything us outdated.

Note that the Lisbon brothels close in the evenings, I believe Carlos said turn all close by 10 pm.

They are in safe residential neighborhoods, so they do not want to irritate the neighbors.

Michelle's appears to occupy the entire third floor. New Center has a sign above its door. Stairs are available in both buildings in addition to elevators. The New Center building uses an old-fashioned elevators that you have to close a door to get it to go up, and manually push out on the door to open it once you arrive on the fifth floor

A review of the last few pages of the thread reveals the following addresses of reviewed brothels. Using Google maps and typing in the addresses will generate a nice walking / cabbing map. I recall that Michelle's and New Center are relatively close to each other.

Michelle's: Av Migual Bombarda 1, 3rd Floor.

New Center: Av Marques de Tomar 33,5th Floor.

Jardim do Eden: Av Joao XXI 43,3rd Floor.

[Mongerer88]

Guys (in particular, Mongerer88),

I have noticed that websites sometimes specify the hours in which the lady is available. Those times vary, they're not just boilerplate. Can one rely on those times and expect the lady to be on site at those hours? Calling in advance is not an option for me. Hence the question.

Cheers.

What websites are you referring to?

I mostly use escortprivada. I let them know what time I want to see someone at my hotel, ask a few questions about services, and the lady I request shows up. I listed the ladies who do anal for you, based on their advertisements, since you said you wanted anal.

They are of course not the only game in town, but they have never let me down. The price I have paid is 150 euros per hour, but you need to confirm that when you call or email.

Someone did an excellent review of Victoria, an independent who appears at offer great service but at a higher price than escortprivada.

There is a lady (Iris who posts as DanielLX) who advertises in the classified section of this board and appears to be the primary representative of the Star agency. I am not sure if she does anal, but at least one of her co-workers does.

In past posts, I listed the addresses of Michelle's and New Center. They have lousy or nonexistent websites, so you just show up and pick from the lineup. The price has historically been 60 euros for a half-hour and 100 euros per hour. The madam can tell you who offers anal and / or BBBJ.

That is more girls than anyone can possibly fuck. What more information could you need?

[Youssef139]

Guys (in particular, Mongerer88),

I have noticed that websites sometimes specify the hours in which the lady is available. Those times vary, they're not just boilerplate. Can one rely on those times and expect the lady to be on site at those hours? Calling in advance is not an option for me. Hence the question.

Cheers.

[AngoChango]

So, I'll be in Lisbon for a few days with some friends. We'd like a place to have some drinks, meet some ladies and stretch out and relax for a few hours.

Is there anything like that currently open? Good quality, not a big up sell, and perhaps the option to go to a private room for FS. Passerelle seems like the best of the bunch, but I'll take your advice since you're the experts.

I would not advise on visiting this strip clubs, too expensive for too little to see. I personally feel is not worth it.

They do have private dances but I do not believe they have private rooms for extras.

[Mongerer88]

Hi again,

Is Relax Corpo a brothel of that sort or is it just a massage-only parlor?

They don't show their "models".

Any chance of getting an A-level service there?

Cheers.

I have never heard of it.

There are some very old reports of guys going to "erotic" massage places and getting nothing but a hand job, so I would personally not waste time with an unreviewed place.

[Youssef139]

I missed your other question. New Center's website was always www.eroticmassagecenter.com.

But it was down for a long time and they do not respond to emails. Most posters noted that its website had not been updated in ages and the girls pictured were generally not available.

These Lisbon brothels are extremely affordable at 60 Euros for half an hour and 100 Euros for an hour with no upsell for anal, but don't go in expecting 21st century technology, great facilities and wall to wall stunners. The people are very nice but it is an old school environment.

Hi again,

Is Relax Corpo a brothel of that sort or is it just a massage-only parlor?

They don't show their "models".

Any chance of getting an A-level service there?

Cheers.