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01-29-09 19:33 #1112
Posts: 459Calma!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! This will not do at all!
Let us recall some facts of life here. Five thoughts:
First, civic responsibility on ISG is not to ourselves, but to Society. We may enjoy abusing the office computer, still glowing from a lunch-hour orgasm, relating erotic exploits while nubile secretaries admire our work ethic. But our primary function is to inform and entertain.
Second: these pages get viewed across the globe by Lisboetas, Luso-exiles, cybertravellers, mobile mongers, and weirdo wankers who’ll never come to (or in) Portugal. Writing for these unseen friends, not for self-glory, we also serve our city (better than the Cāmara does) and its GPs. Lisbon offers a vivid variety of ladies and locations, without (thank the Lord) being a top destination for grungy sex tourists. Our writings support this status quo, just as our day’s work sutures the deep wounds of capitalism.
Third, ISG is a site of post-modern discourse where dinosaur ideologies and fossil concepts of identity or integrity have no home. Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.
Fourth: forgive the clichés, but variety is the spice of life and it takes all kinds to make a world. So, Muri gets off by crawling hands and knees along the Poēo, seeking a cigarette butt that might have graced the painted lips of Sabina? While Ozouville rents the Clinton Suite at the Hotel Dom Pedro, to sip Veuve Clicquot from the shiny stiletto shoe of a thousand-euro gallery girl? Kama Lećo won’t die happy until he’s left his DNA in the bathroom of every single escort ever seen on ApartadoAdobe or PhotoshopPrivado? For Raskolnikov, Nirvana is incense, vapour, candles, hot stones, perfumed unguents, soft fresh towels and a two-hour tug-job? Why, gentlemen, honour and glory to each and every one of them!
Fifth: idem for physical fancies. Mur adores pretty petite Portuguese princesses, exactly 28 years old with long auburn hair and big black eyes full of laughter and sorrow. Good luck to him! The guy sitting by him right now in the office has a hard-on, dreaming of a two-metre Ukrainian ogre with cropped blonde hair and the gaunt face of a camp guard. Pleasure to him! Behind that door over there, the boss is furtively jerking over his memories of a bouncy brown Brazuca babe with a bunda that causes solar eclipses on Carcavelos beach (at home, his wife paints her toenails, yells at the maid, and fantasises about the same girl). Good health and happy fucking to each and every one of them!
So - Chega! ”Basta! Enough already! No more rancour please, comrades. Other threads may decline into routine troglodyte abuse, barren of facts or fun. This must not happen here. If you were schoolboys, you’d be in the principal’s office enduring some stupefying piece of fuckin’ hypocrisy about social tolerance and civilised values. But you are men, and mongers. Bear yourselves accordingly.
Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.
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01-29-09 09:51 #1111
Posts: 31Piotr,
Like I stated previously, it may certainly be less to pick the same girl somewhere else, but it will be only for one hour maximum (my experience tells me that frequently, what is supposed to be one hour turns into 40 minutes.), while with a girl in EF it will generally be an all-nighter.
Is this price premium worth the extra hours, the better environment in which to relax with, meet and choose the right girl?
I certainly think so. I tend not to think of a mongering experience as going to the barber's, unless I'm running low on cash. And when that happens, Pozo comes into my mind.
Which brings me to your first point. I must admit, the last time I went there, it seemed to have gone a bit downhill, but I presumed at the time that the situation was temporary, as SW spots' desirability tend to be more prone to cycles.
From your statement, I must conclude that you believe this change is structural, and thus permanent. If that is the case, then this is certainly very upsetting news. Hopefully other SW spots will surface in the future to make up for this loss.
Originally Posted by Piotr
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01-29-09 02:59 #1110
Posts: 418Originally Posted by Piotr
I maintain every single word I've written which has nothing to do whatsoever with "tantrums" or - always a gentleman in your choice of words, aren't you? -, for goodness sake!..., "blackmail".
Quite probably... goodbye.
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01-29-09 01:36 #1109
Posts: 61Lapin
Unfortunately Jackson clipped the last post of Kama Lećo leaving intact the evil accusation made by Ozouville in the first place.
And on top of that, the suggestion to nominate that report to the Reports of Distinction thread remains
I fear for the future of this Lisbon thread.
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01-28-09 23:29 #1108
Posts: 164Kama Leao
Your reports have been very helpful to us and very accurate. It will be a pity to leave this forum. As you can see the Admin. edited his post, so you should come back and keep up the great work.
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01-28-09 00:14 #1107
Posts: 61Originally Posted by ozouville
- poēo, the scenary of so many of the best murillo’s reports, is now a pale shadow of itself.
- eb is known among lisbon mongers, to be a place where you can pick the same girl that somewhere else asks you 30-50% less.
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01-27-09 17:03 #1106
Posts: 31I would just like to elaborate a little more on my previous post.
While as a general rule Elefante's standards are very good (although unfortunately not even close to the standards of my beloved FKKs in Germany.), it may be that the talent there on a certain day may be totally satisfactory for one's tastes.
It may be that you feel like a stunning blonde, but that only elegant morenas are working at the time. This will probably not be a problem, for there are various other establishments nearby with similar displays of talent. One such establishment of this kind is Gallery. While I have gone to Gallery in the past (and have always been very satisfied with the girls), I must admit I have not gone there recently. I wanted to go there in the beginning of this week to update but alas, my workload right now leaves me little time for leisure. But in principle it should have maintained the same standards of quality. There are more, but as I only know these two personally, I will let a more knowledgeable monger talk about those.
Btw, I am glad Jackson that you do not give in to tantrums and black-mail.
Hopefully, these posts will help guide mongers new to the Lisbon scene.
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01-26-09 23:47 #1105
Posts: 418Originally Posted by Ozouville
Originally Posted by Ozouville
Originally Posted by Ozouville
Originally Posted by OzouvilleLast edited by Admin; 01-28-09 at 01:46.
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01-25-09 01:52 #1104
Posts: 31i was in lisbon last week, so i decided to go to ef. a good decent selection of girls, i picked one who i believe was called maryna, brunette brazilian girl in her early twenties with a very nice body.
after taking her to my hotel, i had a very enjoyable gfe experience, with bbbj and very passionate dfk. she only left in the morning, which was very nice of her. cost: 200 euros (and worth every cent).
i've noticed some users in this forum tend to disparage ef, and have tended to advise girls advertised on escort sites.
a word of caution: while i have no doubt that there are certainly good experiences to be had with escort-girls, i would still definitely recommend ef. based on my experience, (and i have mongered a lot in portugal, nearly as much as in germany), these escort-girls' ads in the sites tend to have a lot of photoshop, when you get to the place and you don't like the girl you may have a hard time getting out again (many of these apartments have pimps lurking about), the session may be the equivalent of fucking a rubber doll, etc.
sure, it's somewhat cheaper to use these escort girls (but it's 100-150 euros an hour, while ef girls tend to be all-nighters) but in terms of quality of the experience, you would be better served with ef, as you can talk to the girl before without committing yourself to anything, allowing you to evaluate in advance the girl's character and determination to please.
another forum member in a previous post stated he had not gone to elefante for many years, and yet keeps talking badly about the place. i really don't understand how he can talk badly about a place he doesn't really know (or perhaps, maybe he is connected to these escort girls in some way). his behaviour is certainly suspicious, and i would caution any new monger in lisbon to take his "advice" with a pinch of salt.
but anyway, i hope this helps to correct all the misleading information rep001tered throughout this thread. if you want a cheap fuck, head to pozo, nice girls and low prices. if you want something mind-blowing, your best bet is probably ef.
editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.Last edited by Admin; 01-27-09 at 01:41.
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01-20-09 02:26 #1103
Posts: 418Originally Posted by Copabrasil1
Originally Posted by Copabrasil1
Forget the Elefante and the disgusting Hipopotamo... do your homework and here you'll discover all you need.
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01-20-09 02:12 #1102
Posts: 418Originally Posted by Bearsk
http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm
http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1022
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=397
She's one of the best GFE-meets-hardsex experiences I've ever had. Tall, really beautiful, XL boobs, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, no O-levels. Smart, intelligent, college girl, Cape Verdian, early 20s, speaks English fluently. She's in Rua Cervantes, a 3 minutes walk from Metro Areeiro/Praēa Francisco Sį Carneiro. Be gentle and kind to her and she'll show you Heaven.
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01-18-09 22:52 #1101
Posts: 2Mirella Lisboa - gallery
Here some Mirella s pics for you to enjoy.
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01-18-09 22:32 #1100
Posts: 2I had a similar expercience with Mirella. As she loved to model she let me take lot of nice pics of her. Do let me know if you re interested in sharing our experiences
Originally Posted by Frank Oneil
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01-18-09 19:33 #1099
Posts: 24Lisbon Club/Clinica Info and Help
I have mongered in Brasil very extensively and I am trying to decide if I should go to Lisbon or Madrid. I spent some time in Madrid and Barcelona last year and visited the usual suspects such as Flowers Park, Vive Madrid and Riviera. I speak Portuguese and only rudimentary Spanish so I'd prefer to try Lisbon out and use language skills to my advantage. Are there any puticlub type formats (bar with rooms onsite) in Lisbon? I like to be able to go to a club or termas type of place because I like to pick a girl from a quality selection. While I don't want to get clipped for 200 Euros for 40 min, I am traveling with the significant other and would like to find a place that I could go in the afternoon which has top talent and rooms onsite. If I have to pay 100-150 Euros for 40 min to an hour, that is no problem if the girls are right, the place is open early, and the location is accessible quickly.
A lot of the info on the Lisbon thread is geared towards SW's, which I'm not a fan of. I have read about Elefante and Hippopotamus, however, it does not sound like they have rooms onsite. Maybe there is a hotel or love motel type place next door?
Thanks,
CB
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01-18-09 17:12 #1098
Posts: 76Lilia
Lilia has been very much around in Sete Rios for the past few months, keeping me happy . Can PM me for number... unless I can put it here?
She doesn't advertise... she doesn't need to. She also gets no foreigners, no one from this forum, or so she says... you don't know what you're missing... ! (but only if you can take a tall, assertive girl)
One problem, Lilia like many girls, just works office hours, Mon -Fri. So where does a man go on a Sunday evening (that is when I typically arrive)? Patricia in Benfica seems to offer late night service. Maybe Marina or BEATRIZ D' MELLO might be available. Any other suggestions?
Overall Lisbon continues to offer a lot for little money, when you can work the ropes.