Lisbon

[Onimaster]

Any news in Linha de cascais? Parece / Carcavelos

[Dickhead]

Hey Mur!... I don't know about you but good old Lenny was born September 21, 1934 (that means, not yet 74) and Lou March 2, 1942 (that is, 66 yrs old). Not exactly "rapazinhos" but don't make them older than they are...

Anyone who's turned 70 is in their eighth decade, anyone who's turned 60 is in their seventh decade, and so forth.

[Murilloa]

Many thanks, Kama L. - Mur writes from sex prison, but may soon attempt another step forward in his psychological rehabilitation by trying a `hair of the dog`, an expression which in English, and probably in Portuguese, usually refers to alcoholic excess, but no doubt emotional exaggerations may sometimes be cured in the same manner...

... looking forward to trying.

[Maartena]

I wouldn't choose Ellie... She's really a doll, but the local forums say she's a rubber-doll. It's a pitty though.

Thanks a lot for the info: any tips are welcome - will be in Lisboa next week and all golden tips are welcome ... I will of course share my (hopefully good) experiences with all of you !! What about the Elephante Branco? Heard it's really good.

[Piotr]

I wouldn't choose Ellie... She's really a doll, but the local forums say she's a rubber-doll. It's a pitty though.

[Maartena]

Hey guys,

I am new on this forum and already thanks for all the tips! Just checked out the site on portalprivado and was wondering if anyone has some good experiences with these girls (Ellie? ! ) and wanted to make any recommendations. I have to go for incalls so I am looking for girls who can receive. All recommendations are welcome!

[Explorer69]

I was recently in Lisbon for business, but I had a girlfriend with me most of the time, so time to play. However, in a few weeks I am back and I would like to see the night clubs like Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, and Gallery. I like the scene where I can see the girls, talk with them and then pick. The names of these clubs are on this forum. But there others as well? Does anybody have an update on these clubs? How do I find their address? Are they all located in the same neighbourhood? Is the price still 200-250 for all night? Are most girls from Brazil? Do many girls speak English (I don't know Portuguese)? Grateful for all information, thanks a lot! Are all hotels girlfriendly?

[Kama Leão]

(let’s not ever lie about our ages, gentlemen, Reed is in his seventh decade, Cohen has reached his eighth, and Mur is, well, let’s say around fifty)

Hey Mur!... I don't know about you but good old Lenny was born September 21, 1934 (that means, not yet 74) and Lou March 2, 1942 (that is, 66 yrs old). Not exactly "rapazinhos" but don't make them older than they are...

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

Since you're so still so lust/lovesick about Diana just try an old Portuguese saying: "curar a mordedura de cão com o pêlo do mesmo cão". Well, not exactly the same "cão" (no offence to the wondrous divas, just an innocent pun) but another one that goes by the very same name and that you can meet right there at Gizelle too:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-diana.html

Believe me (did I ever mislead you?...): you'll find she made you feel as young, fresh and talented as Cohen or Reed. In their thirties.

If the name is not that important and you're feeling particularly fit (you'll need it!) Mara's the one you'll want to share a glass with:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-mara.html

We'd like to see you more often at gp-pt...


All the best.

[Murilloa]

economic crisis and diana’s devastating disappearance blunted mur’s libido, and he felt middle age tipping over into old age. but life must go on. encouragement came from two elderly but energetic singers who performed in portugal.

for those who like that sort of thing, and there are many, leonard cohen and lou reed visited our beautiful country in the same week. misanthropic muri can’t handle crowded concerts, and his idea of musical orgasm is a dark room, a glass of whisky and a beethoven quartet on the state of the art system he stole from fnac last year.

but he didn’t need to attend the gigs. friends provided enthusiastic accounts, and he was inspired by the idea that these artists, both much older (let’s not ever lie about our ages, gentlemen, reed is in his seventh decade, cohen has reached his eighth, and mur is, well, let’s say around fifty) are still embarking on european tours and thrilling crowds of all nations and ages.

if they can do that, why can’t a heartsick monger get himself out of the house and pay a woman to pleasure him? in the mirror the other morning, he saw something almost as depressed and lifeless as the hapless occupant of 10 downing street. or as cohen sings,

that's a funeral in the mirror
and it's stopping at your face.

time for a remedy. get your act together, you fat old fuck, and go to gizelle escorts, in the avenida republica, just up from saldanha (number 45, 9 ‘d’ for those who prefer information to garrulous blogging).

they have a website, and no photoshopping stands between the featured ladies and what we old-timers still call ‘reality’. the sweet girl-next-door whom mur selected was exactly as pictured.

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

the house is not part of the ‘clínica’ empire that employed diana until she vanished. no white coats, strip lighting or exercise machines. more of a movie-set bordello: crimson décor, voluptuous sofas at one end of the softly lit reception lounge, and a carefully stocked bar at the other. before the girls present themselves, they peek around a curtain, to ensure that the prospective temporary boyfriend is not their uncle, or their twelfth-grade philosophy teacher, or gordon brown. it’s a plush, expensive setting, and mongers with limited funds or a severe case of ‘nostalgie de la boue’ should forget this place and get on down to intendente or the poço.

eight attractive women made their curtsies, mur chose inês, and had no regrets. a cheerful, engaging, friendly portuguese rapariga in her early twenties, who did her job with gusto and made him feel as young, fresh and talented as cohen or reed.

he will return to visit this adornment to her profession, once she has enjoyed her brief holiday, and of course he will never let himself become obsessed with her, or with any other woman, however fascinating, ever, ever again.

and if you believe that, you will also bet €1,000, the price of ten hours with inês, on mr brown to win the next election, or sporting to be champions of portugal.

[Harry Hymes]

Magic Models, rua de Cervantes (between Areeiro and the crossing between Av de Roma and Av João XXI).

They had 6 girls there the day I called.

Some of them:

Andrya: http://www.portalprivado.com/andrya/index.htm
Mikaela: http://www.portalprivado.com/mikaela_r/index.htm
Dominique: http://www.portalprivado.com/dominique/index.htm
Paula: http://www.portalprivado.com/paula/index.htm

I am not 100% sure about this Paula being the one presented to me there. There were two other girls. They all seemed Brazilian to me (last time I visited the place I was served by one of 2 Portuguese girls available, but the experience wasn't all that satisfactory).

Of these, the most striking ones seemed to be Andrya and Mikaela. As I really liked Mikaela (looks and attitude), I chose her.

Young (20 years old?), petite, slender, exotic looking, small and nice tits, wonderful body for my taste.

She took the shower with me, the first one since Diana (Muri's Diana) that did that, and took good care of me there. After: the (uncovered) blowjob was one of the best ever, I still can hardly believe the general quality of the performance; the (straight) sex was varied and very well delivered.

She says in the site that she does anal, but I'll only be able to vouch for it some next visit.

Nice room (there are only three, one of them is rather small). Highly recommended.

Of note: on another day I went with a girl who goes by the name of Brenda, from Classic Ladies (Óscar Monteiro Torres, 968 972 093). Somewhat similar, but of a lower standard.

And also, on still another day, for the first time in my life, I could spend some hours in a German FKK (Palace FKK, www.the-palace.de, plenty of information on the German FKK forum). I honestly thought that I had died and was in heaven.

Good sessions.

[Carlos Primeros]

I have found this on another site - it might be useful for the Lisboa mongers. This is a map with phone-numbers, pics and location of GPs


http://www.apartadox.com/google/mapa.php

Carlos

[Carlos Primeros]

Dear Muri,

you should have annouced your glorious return - I would have arranged for 10 mulatas greeting you at the airport with banners, kisses and hails!!

Good to have you back here.

How about a beer in Chiado??

I am at present time in Salvador - in paradise - every day one mulata - or two??

Cheers

Carlos

[Ruca In London]

I went to Gizelle and I really liked the atmosphere - you get to meet the girls, kiss them on the cheek and have a word or two with them. One of them was gorgeous - a real "must fuck". However she mentioned she is from Angola, and I passed on her just because of that - because I know there are very high rates of HIV infection in Angola (and for that matter in whole Africa - that's why I avoid African girls). Was that a valid concern, or in Lisbon there are strict health check-ups and girls from Angola are not more dangerous than other non-African working girls?

Hy Tomrifle,

HIV infection rate in Angola is high (compared to Europe or States) but not as High as you mentioned.

Due to the war, Angola was a closed country for most of the 90s so the infection did not spread as it did in Botswana, Mozambique, South Africa, Zambia, Namibia or Zimbabwe.

In any of the latter, the rate is above 10% and in some cases above 20%. In Angola we are talking about 3 to 4%, which is under the Sub-Saharan average.

http://www.avert.org/subaadults.htm

Anyway, the risk is always there. But most of the "girls from Angola" in Lisbon, have lived in Portugal for many, many years. Some are probably born in Cacem or Amadora.

Regards,

B.

[Murilloa]

Thank you, Piotr.

[Piotr]

Welcome back Murilloa, I' sorry for your disappointment... c'est la vie!

Anyway, I'll spread the word of your concern and let's hope for an answer.