Lisbon

[Carl123]

Thanks, Kama Leão and Murilloa, for your advice.

Do you think it's better to meet a girl in the hotel or in the club? I'll be in Sana Executice Classic Hotel, probably it will not be a problem to have a guest during the day, but maybe at the night?

Thanks again,

Charly

[Murilloa]

I'm already 32 years old, but until now only have been "the good friend" of women, but didn't have sex at all. Carl

Well, Carl, this seems a little implausible, but let's respond to you with the generosity of spirit which Kama Leão showed in the small hours of this morning, when he returned from a torrid night at the 'Elefante Branco' and took time to think carefully about your situation and to recommend a menu of excellent professionals.

You can trust KL, as you would trust the distinguished, discreet, impeccably dressed and well-spoken maître d' at a swanky restaurant, to select a fine wine for you, just the beverage to complement your choice of food and impress your beautiful companion, without destroying the confidence of your hedge-fund manager.

As he says, any of these will attend to you both body and soul - your needs are every bit as much psychological as sexual at this stage of your Erotic Odyssey, and KL's women will offer the exact required combination of expertise, tenderness and experience.

It is vital at this delicate opening of your mongering career, that you do not fall into the hands of a hard-faced mercenary, a brusque clockwatcher, a mobile phone with a prostitute attached to it, a grubby specimen of street fauna, a cute but clumsy youngster still making her own way in the world, a sensitive poetess who is secretly unhappy about her trade, or a harridan who not-so-secretly holds all men in hatred and contempt.

There will be time for such experiences later, and like all experiences good or bad, they can be converted into literature and philosophy.

Starting at age 32, you have a great deal of catching up to do. Remember that this is also true of several older mongers. Many of us passed through the 'dreaming-and-wanking' phase, then the 'multiple-girlfriend' phase, followed by the 'stable-long-term-relationship' phase, without giving much thought to the world of paid pleasure - only to find, in a panic, that middle age arrived, the sands of time were flowing, and opportunities must not be lost...

If you decide to give up football or stamp-collecting and make this your secret hobby, you could not have come to a better city. You will no doubt have read earlier reports of Lisbon, and while the faces change, the spirit of the place, the 'genius loci', smiles upon us mongers, offering bountiful variety of all shapes, forms, colours ages and prices.

Why, Muri almost envies you, setting out on this path for the first time, as he did (much older than you) a few years back.

Just one word of caution.

No, not about health risks. At your age you know how to take care of yourself.

But do bear in mind that you may be vulnerable to feelings of L*** if one of these ladies gives you a truly wonderful 'début'.

Be careful, for even the most world-weary thick-skinned and cynical monger can find L*** for a puta creeping up and catching him unawares. This state of mind can 'kick in' slowly, like a drug habit that you are certain you can enjoy and control, until one day you realise that it has taken over your existence. By the time you understand what has happened, it may be too late, and you will have a long and rocky road ahead of you, towards a rehabilitation that may prove elusive.

But let's not finish on a melancholy note. Muri and the entire Lisbon community welcome you to our ranks, and have high expectations of your eventual reports.

[Kama Leão]

Maybe you have an advice for me, what would be a right women who will be a good teacher for me? Maybe a little bit older one? Which nationality? Some other hints? Thanks a lot for your support!

Try:

Marta Pereira:

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1034

Rita:

http://www.portalprivado.com/rita_p/index.htm

Eduarda:

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=319

Marta:

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=318

Diana:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizellebrit-diana.html

You can't go wrong with any of them.

Don't forget to tell us about your experience afterwards. Enjoy!

Ps - No matter what the sites say about their age, they're all at least one or two years older than you. Which will be no problem at all, but in fact a very interesting plus...

[Carl123]

Gentlemen,

I ask you, the community of experienced mongers, for a little advice. I'm really frustrated, as I'm already 32 years old, but until now only have been "the good friend" of women, but didn't have sex at all. Ok, I'm a little bit shy, but nice and not bad looking. So I don't want to be the women's fool any longer and would like to catch up missed experinces. Next week I'll be in Lisbon, and would like to have my first sexual experiences there. Maybe you have an advice for me, what would be a right women who will be a good teacher for me? Maybe a little bit older one? Which nationality? Some other hints? Thanks a lot for your support!

Carl

[Blondx]

Any news in Linha de cascais? Parece / Carcavelos

I am also going to Cascais, any Help?

[Blondx]

Hi Guys

Anyone know som good spots in Cascais?

Are going there in a few weeks.

[Onimaster]

Any news in Linha de cascais? Parece / Carcavelos

[Dickhead]

Hey Mur!... I don't know about you but good old Lenny was born September 21, 1934 (that means, not yet 74) and Lou March 2, 1942 (that is, 66 yrs old). Not exactly "rapazinhos" but don't make them older than they are...

Anyone who's turned 70 is in their eighth decade, anyone who's turned 60 is in their seventh decade, and so forth.

[Murilloa]

Many thanks, Kama L. - Mur writes from sex prison, but may soon attempt another step forward in his psychological rehabilitation by trying a `hair of the dog`, an expression which in English, and probably in Portuguese, usually refers to alcoholic excess, but no doubt emotional exaggerations may sometimes be cured in the same manner...

... looking forward to trying.

[Maartena]

I wouldn't choose Ellie... She's really a doll, but the local forums say she's a rubber-doll. It's a pitty though.

Thanks a lot for the info: any tips are welcome - will be in Lisboa next week and all golden tips are welcome ... I will of course share my (hopefully good) experiences with all of you !! What about the Elephante Branco? Heard it's really good.

[Piotr]

I wouldn't choose Ellie... She's really a doll, but the local forums say she's a rubber-doll. It's a pitty though.

[Maartena]

Hey guys,

I am new on this forum and already thanks for all the tips! Just checked out the site on portalprivado and was wondering if anyone has some good experiences with these girls (Ellie? ! ) and wanted to make any recommendations. I have to go for incalls so I am looking for girls who can receive. All recommendations are welcome!

[Explorer69]

I was recently in Lisbon for business, but I had a girlfriend with me most of the time, so time to play. However, in a few weeks I am back and I would like to see the night clubs like Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, and Gallery. I like the scene where I can see the girls, talk with them and then pick. The names of these clubs are on this forum. But there others as well? Does anybody have an update on these clubs? How do I find their address? Are they all located in the same neighbourhood? Is the price still 200-250 for all night? Are most girls from Brazil? Do many girls speak English (I don't know Portuguese)? Grateful for all information, thanks a lot! Are all hotels girlfriendly?

[Kama Leão]

(let’s not ever lie about our ages, gentlemen, Reed is in his seventh decade, Cohen has reached his eighth, and Mur is, well, let’s say around fifty)

Hey Mur!... I don't know about you but good old Lenny was born September 21, 1934 (that means, not yet 74) and Lou March 2, 1942 (that is, 66 yrs old). Not exactly "rapazinhos" but don't make them older than they are...

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

Since you're so still so lust/lovesick about Diana just try an old Portuguese saying: "curar a mordedura de cão com o pêlo do mesmo cão". Well, not exactly the same "cão" (no offence to the wondrous divas, just an innocent pun) but another one that goes by the very same name and that you can meet right there at Gizelle too:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-diana.html

Believe me (did I ever mislead you?...): you'll find she made you feel as young, fresh and talented as Cohen or Reed. In their thirties.

If the name is not that important and you're feeling particularly fit (you'll need it!) Mara's the one you'll want to share a glass with:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-mara.html

We'd like to see you more often at gp-pt...


All the best.

[Murilloa]

economic crisis and diana’s devastating disappearance blunted mur’s libido, and he felt middle age tipping over into old age. but life must go on. encouragement came from two elderly but energetic singers who performed in portugal.

for those who like that sort of thing, and there are many, leonard cohen and lou reed visited our beautiful country in the same week. misanthropic muri can’t handle crowded concerts, and his idea of musical orgasm is a dark room, a glass of whisky and a beethoven quartet on the state of the art system he stole from fnac last year.

but he didn’t need to attend the gigs. friends provided enthusiastic accounts, and he was inspired by the idea that these artists, both much older (let’s not ever lie about our ages, gentlemen, reed is in his seventh decade, cohen has reached his eighth, and mur is, well, let’s say around fifty) are still embarking on european tours and thrilling crowds of all nations and ages.

if they can do that, why can’t a heartsick monger get himself out of the house and pay a woman to pleasure him? in the mirror the other morning, he saw something almost as depressed and lifeless as the hapless occupant of 10 downing street. or as cohen sings,

that's a funeral in the mirror
and it's stopping at your face.

time for a remedy. get your act together, you fat old fuck, and go to gizelle escorts, in the avenida republica, just up from saldanha (number 45, 9 ‘d’ for those who prefer information to garrulous blogging).

they have a website, and no photoshopping stands between the featured ladies and what we old-timers still call ‘reality’. the sweet girl-next-door whom mur selected was exactly as pictured.

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

the house is not part of the ‘clínica’ empire that employed diana until she vanished. no white coats, strip lighting or exercise machines. more of a movie-set bordello: crimson décor, voluptuous sofas at one end of the softly lit reception lounge, and a carefully stocked bar at the other. before the girls present themselves, they peek around a curtain, to ensure that the prospective temporary boyfriend is not their uncle, or their twelfth-grade philosophy teacher, or gordon brown. it’s a plush, expensive setting, and mongers with limited funds or a severe case of ‘nostalgie de la boue’ should forget this place and get on down to intendente or the poço.

eight attractive women made their curtsies, mur chose inês, and had no regrets. a cheerful, engaging, friendly portuguese rapariga in her early twenties, who did her job with gusto and made him feel as young, fresh and talented as cohen or reed.

he will return to visit this adornment to her profession, once she has enjoyed her brief holiday, and of course he will never let himself become obsessed with her, or with any other woman, however fascinating, ever, ever again.

and if you believe that, you will also bet €1,000, the price of ten hours with inês, on mr brown to win the next election, or sporting to be champions of portugal.