Lisbon

[Feijoada]

My post is for real and I probably have to apologize that I did not contribute to this site so far. Probably it sounds incredible, but I have had about 60 to 70 encounters with working girls since last Summer in Lisboa only. I started at the famous Poco, but soon I gave up as I found it terrible: mostly Romanian girls who are out only out for your money.

At my next stage I looked for girls through the internet sites: apartadox, momentosdeprazer, and portalprivado. Those are mostly Brazilian ladies, charging about 100-150E for the hour. Some of them are really worth it.

Lately, my local friends introduced me to the elite clubs: Elefante Branco, Night and Day, and Gallery. During the first encounters, the ladies charged me 200E, which I more or less payed. Later, I returned over and over to the same girl, and the price become much, much lower (about 100E). At all the previously mentioned places, I have a whisky bottlle reserved for me (for 100E). The personnel greats me and takes me to my table. The girls are really happy to see me again.

[Ozouville]

Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.

Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

[Feijoada]

I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.

[Kama Leão]

Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.

I beg to differ (and, when it concerns you, it's a pleasure and a honour): as I've said, it's not that my "honorability" has been tarnished but a case of pure and filthy SLANDERING and, as far as that is concerned, "times" (and the law) haven't changed.

Monsanto, has changed, though: our great-grand-daddies could never have arranged shoot-outs there since Monsanto as we know it only came to be between 1934 and 1946 (lol)!

Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.

No duty at all, Muri, just pleasure and fun. And when fun and pleaasure are no more...

Abraço.

[Carlos Primeros]

Hi Muri,

Thank you for appearing like a Jack-out-of-the-Box to take the helm over again. I thought you have left for good.

Welcome back and please stay here for good.

Carlos

[Murilloa]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! This will not do at all!

Let us recall some facts of life here. Five thoughts:

First, civic responsibility on ISG is not to ourselves, but to Society. We may enjoy abusing the office computer, still glowing from a lunch-hour orgasm, relating erotic exploits while nubile secretaries admire our work ethic. But our primary function is to inform and entertain.

Second: these pages get viewed across the globe by Lisboetas, Luso-exiles, cybertravellers, mobile mongers, and weirdo wankers who’ll never come to (or in) Portugal. Writing for these unseen friends, not for self-glory, we also serve our city (better than the Câmara does) and its GPs. Lisbon offers a vivid variety of ladies and locations, without (thank the Lord) being a top destination for grungy sex tourists. Our writings support this status quo, just as our day’s work sutures the deep wounds of capitalism.

Third, ISG is a site of post-modern discourse where dinosaur ideologies and fossil concepts of identity or integrity have no home. Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.

Fourth: forgive the clichés, but variety is the spice of life and it takes all kinds to make a world. So, Muri gets off by crawling hands and knees along the Poço, seeking a cigarette butt that might have graced the painted lips of Sabina? While Ozouville rents the Clinton Suite at the Hotel Dom Pedro, to sip Veuve Clicquot from the shiny stiletto shoe of a thousand-euro gallery girl? Kama Leão won’t die happy until he’s left his DNA in the bathroom of every single escort ever seen on ApartadoAdobe or PhotoshopPrivado? For Raskolnikov, Nirvana is incense, vapour, candles, hot stones, perfumed unguents, soft fresh towels and a two-hour tug-job? Why, gentlemen, honour and glory to each and every one of them!

Fifth: idem for physical fancies. Mur adores pretty petite Portuguese princesses, exactly 28 years old with long auburn hair and big black eyes full of laughter and sorrow. Good luck to him! The guy sitting by him right now in the office has a hard-on, dreaming of a two-metre Ukrainian ogre with cropped blonde hair and the gaunt face of a camp guard. Pleasure to him! Behind that door over there, the boss is furtively jerking over his memories of a bouncy brown Brazuca babe with a bunda that causes solar eclipses on Carcavelos beach (at home, his wife paints her toenails, yells at the maid, and fantasises about the same girl). Good health and happy fucking to each and every one of them!

So - Chega! ¡Basta! Enough already! No more rancour please, comrades. Other threads may decline into routine troglodyte abuse, barren of facts or fun. This must not happen here. If you were schoolboys, you’d be in the principal’s office enduring some stupefying piece of fuckin’ hypocrisy about social tolerance and civilised values. But you are men, and mongers. Bear yourselves accordingly.

Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.

[Ozouville]

Piotr,

Like I stated previously, it may certainly be less to pick the same girl somewhere else, but it will be only for one hour maximum (my experience tells me that frequently, what is supposed to be one hour turns into 40 minutes.), while with a girl in EF it will generally be an all-nighter.

Is this price premium worth the extra hours, the better environment in which to relax with, meet and choose the right girl?

I certainly think so. I tend not to think of a mongering experience as going to the barber's, unless I'm running low on cash. And when that happens, Pozo comes into my mind.

Which brings me to your first point. I must admit, the last time I went there, it seemed to have gone a bit downhill, but I presumed at the time that the situation was temporary, as SW spots' desirability tend to be more prone to cycles.

From your statement, I must conclude that you believe this change is structural, and thus permanent. If that is the case, then this is certainly very upsetting news. Hopefully other SW spots will surface in the future to make up for this loss.

I have to disagree.

- Poço, the scenary of so many of the best Murillo's reports, is now a pale shadow of itself.

- EB is known among Lisbon mongers, to be a place where you can pick the same girl that somewhere else asks you 30-50% less.

[Kama Leão]

Unfortunately Jackson clipped the last post of Kama Leão leaving intact the evil accusation made by Ozouville in the first place.
And on top of that, the suggestion to nominate that report to the Reports of Distinction thread remains…

I fear for the future of this Lisbon thread.

So do I.

I maintain every single word I've written which has nothing to do whatsoever with "tantrums" or - always a gentleman in your choice of words, aren't you? -, for goodness sake!..., "blackmail".

Quite probably... goodbye.

[Piotr]

Unfortunately Jackson clipped the last post of Kama Leão leaving intact the evil accusation made by Ozouville in the first place.
And on top of that, the suggestion to nominate that report to the Reports of Distinction thread remains…

I fear for the future of this Lisbon thread.

[Lapin]

Your reports have been very helpful to us and very accurate. It will be a pity to leave this forum. As you can see the Admin. edited his post, so you should come back and keep up the great work.

[Piotr]

but anyway, i hope this helps to correct all the misleading information rep001tered throughout this thread. if you want a cheap fuck, head to pozo, nice girls and low prices. if you want something mind-blowing, your best bet is probably ef.

i have to disagree.

- poço, the scenary of so many of the best murillo’s reports, is now a pale shadow of itself.

- eb is known among lisbon mongers, to be a place where you can pick the same girl that somewhere else asks you 30-50% less.

[Ozouville]

I would just like to elaborate a little more on my previous post.

While as a general rule Elefante's standards are very good (although unfortunately not even close to the standards of my beloved FKKs in Germany.), it may be that the talent there on a certain day may be totally satisfactory for one's tastes.

It may be that you feel like a stunning blonde, but that only elegant morenas are working at the time. This will probably not be a problem, for there are various other establishments nearby with similar displays of talent. One such establishment of this kind is Gallery. While I have gone to Gallery in the past (and have always been very satisfied with the girls), I must admit I have not gone there recently. I wanted to go there in the beginning of this week to update but alas, my workload right now leaves me little time for leisure. But in principle it should have maintained the same standards of quality. There are more, but as I only know these two personally, I will let a more knowledgeable monger talk about those.

Btw, I am glad Jackson that you do not give in to tantrums and black-mail.

Hopefully, these posts will help guide mongers new to the Lisbon scene.

[Kama Leão]

After taking her to my hotel, I had a very enjoyable GFE experience, with BBBJ and very passionate DFK. She only left in the morning, which was very nice of her. Cost: 200 euros (and worth every cent).

Now that's what I call the fuck of the century for the price of a bag of peanuts!

these escort-girls' ads in the sites tend to have a lot of photoshop

That's certainly right about many of them, yes.

when you get to the place and you don't like the girl you may have a hard time getting out again (many of these apartments have pimps lurking about)

Only very rarely would such a thing occur. Those of you that are fluent in Portuguese may browse http://www.gp-pt.net/ and, in the thousands of TDs/field reports, check how often that happens.

the session may be the equivalent of fucking a rubber doll, etc.

No doubt, that can happen.

[Ozouville]

i was in lisbon last week, so i decided to go to ef. a good decent selection of girls, i picked one who i believe was called maryna, brunette brazilian girl in her early twenties with a very nice body.

after taking her to my hotel, i had a very enjoyable gfe experience, with bbbj and very passionate dfk. she only left in the morning, which was very nice of her. cost: 200 euros (and worth every cent).

i've noticed some users in this forum tend to disparage ef, and have tended to advise girls advertised on escort sites.

a word of caution: while i have no doubt that there are certainly good experiences to be had with escort-girls, i would still definitely recommend ef. based on my experience, (and i have mongered a lot in portugal, nearly as much as in germany), these escort-girls' ads in the sites tend to have a lot of photoshop, when you get to the place and you don't like the girl you may have a hard time getting out again (many of these apartments have pimps lurking about), the session may be the equivalent of fucking a rubber doll, etc.

sure, it's somewhat cheaper to use these escort girls (but it's 100-150 euros an hour, while ef girls tend to be all-nighters) but in terms of quality of the experience, you would be better served with ef, as you can talk to the girl before without committing yourself to anything, allowing you to evaluate in advance the girl's character and determination to please.

another forum member in a previous post stated he had not gone to elefante for many years, and yet keeps talking badly about the place. i really don't understand how he can talk badly about a place he doesn't really know (or perhaps, maybe he is connected to these escort girls in some way). his behaviour is certainly suspicious, and i would caution any new monger in lisbon to take his "advice" with a pinch of salt.

but anyway, i hope this helps to correct all the misleading information rep001tered throughout this thread. if you want a cheap fuck, head to pozo, nice girls and low prices. if you want something mind-blowing, your best bet is probably ef.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Kama Leão]

I like to be able to go to a club or termas type of place because I like to pick a girl from a quality selection.

No such thing here. But if you care to browse through the last 5 or 10 ISG Lisbon pages, you'll certainly find a lot of useful hints.

While I don't want to get clipped for 200 Euros for 40 min. (...)

If I have to pay 100-150 Euros for 40 min to an hour, that is no problem if the girls are right, the place is open early, and the location is accessible quickly. (...)

I have read about Elefante and Hippopotamus

100-150 Euros for 40 min?!!!... In local market prices that would be a shameless rip-off!!!

Forget the Elefante and the disgusting Hipopotamo... do your homework and here you'll discover all you need.