Lisbon

[The Muffin Man]

I strategically got a room in Rossio, near the ancient SW haunt raved about on this page. After making four passes though the area I hit pay dirt. My first three passes were 8:00 am, 11:00 am, and 4:00 pm on differing days. All I saw were larger, robust looking gals who could be envisioned wearing a head scarf in small small eastern European town. Not exactly my type.

It was a wet Tuesday evening around 7:00 pm when I rounded what I reckon to be the southwest corner of the block. There were three younger SWs hanging around, two of which gave me uneasy glances. The one sitting on top of what I think to be a transformer box blew me a gentle kiss, which made me stop for further investigation.

She called herself Carla. Long raven hair with deep grey eyes set on top of a spinner frame. I speak no Portuguese and I quickly found out that my Spanish was better than her English.

We quickly agreed to e25, walked across the street (to the west, I believe), and hiked the 4 floors to the Pensao. I had to pitch in e5 for the room. She immediately bared her ass, sporting a nice, fancy tattoo and began to get cleaned up. Now, this was my first trip to Europe and hence the second b-day I had seen in my life (first being my Rossio hotel room), let alone seen used. Needless to say I would have been completely satisfied paying the e30 just to watch this attractive girl use a b-day, which, suffice to say, has sparked a new fetish. Really, I no clue that one sits facing the wall, opposite of a toilet. Fortunately, she kind of got a giggle of my new-found curiosity and had no issues with me watching. 'Nuff said.

Following my initial fascination with the b-day I had another first of having a SW inspect my privates for signs of coodies. Having satisfied herself, she started out with a CBJ followed by mish.completion with doggie.

Recommended. Although she never took off her top, she seemed into the session and the price certainly was right for my first EU encounter. I really enjoyed getting it on with a Romanian gypsy-looking gal (who actually delivered and didn't seem all about gouging me as past reports across the EU suggest), with of course the b-day bonus.

Thanks all for the past posts which made this experience possible. FYI, if you find your way to the US, Jackson maintains quite an excellent board there as well.

Be safe,

Magoo

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[Murilloa]

bearsk you’re a welcome presence here – indeed just about the only one nowadays. keep reporting, we implore you.

after all that has happened this year, mur is still capable of mongering, given careful financial and psychological planning. and it comes to pass, on a wet windy afternoon, that he has business down the ‘linha’. a chance for a rare journey on the yellow train - and a mission to mônica, who has caught the eye on a web search for suburban beauties.

for those who detest mur’s ramblings, the hard facts are in paragraph nine. go straight there, but waste no time sending a pm to tell the author he’s an arsehole. or asshole. he knows he’s an asshole. or arsehole.

so, with long-forgotten purpose in his stride, mur abandons headquarters for the day.

headquarters? was it just a year ago that the crack troops of capitalism were celebrating victory after victory, crowning themselves with laurels, quaffing champagne at nine in the morning, rep001tering cocaine over their laptops and visiting new centre three times a day?

in march 2009, they huddle catatonically waiting for the end, like the french army at dien bien phu. “ils ne passeront pas, mes braves, but shit, isn’t that the scream of yet another incoming mortar round? will reinforcements never arrive? are the politicians leaving us here to die like cornered rats?”

putting the wreckage behind him mur finds the terminal at cais do sodré almost finished. almost. an age ago he remarked that portugal erects superb football stadia in record time, while this vital project has taken… what? six years? and the final product does not promise to be anything special. why, over the bridge in the drug-wilderness of pragal they have a fine station with every modern amenity. and so it should be, muses mur the soft-centred pinko-leftist.

who is soon smothered by mur the bug-eyed reactionary when the train arrives covered in shitfaced spray-can graffiti. ‘round up these fuckin’ wasters and make them do military service’, he growls, settling down for the scenic ride. the grey, troubled sea echoes his mood, and alighting several stations to the west, mur deals firmly with a creditor. one bullet in the neck: a swift, painless end. pity about the wife and kids, but the fittest must survive. the weak and faint hearted will be treated the way bayern handled sporting the other day.

now for mônica. on the net you’ll find her at http://www.realezas.com/ and at http://www.portaldodesejo.com/monica/index.html physical location is the rua da escola social in são joão, two minutes walk from the train. she advertises 19 years, but mur’s guess would be 24. less than half his age, either way. she’s charming, pretty, raven-haired, voluptuous. this last word is not a euphemism for ‘fat’, not yet: we have here a substantial curvy babe in her prime. for €50 she offers an unhurried skilful half-hour,

she does leave mur alone in the cramped bedroom for a long time after taking his money – he starts to wonder if she’s gone into the rainy street in bra, heels and panties, trotting down to western union to send the cash straight to minas gerais. but the wait is worthwhile. after a caressing prelude and a cbj with much provocative eye-contact, mur enters mônica, whose elegant fingers begin self-stimulation. she eventually brings herself a hot, shuddering orgasm. real, or fake? gentlemen, the great thing here is that it’s her business entirely, it does not matter, for the performance brings the client to his own long awaited climax, and this is mongering as it should be, intellect and emotions entirely disconnected while all the senses are totally engaged.

mur believes that modern theoreticians would find those distinctions crude and dated. he doesn’t give a fuck.

back at the station of st john, our bible scholar embarks to labour in the vineyard of capitalism, remembering st john’s tale of how jesus ‘found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting. and when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables.’

but by the time the yellow train glides beneath the emblematic bridge, mur’s thoughts are neither with the good lord nor with mônica, but with someone else entirely…

[Bearsk]

http://www.portalprivado.com/nicole_s/index.htm

So I picked Nicole, based on her webshot showing major mammaries, her nice smile and piercing light green eyes.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394

In person, she has a light complexion than on the web. She may be Portuguese but i suspect there might be a little Eastern European in her. She has a small tattoo on her neck and a butterfly stamp over her lower back. She apparently smokes but i could not smell or taste it.

Overall, it was great experience. The breasts are a hundred per cent real, beatifully proportionaed, large for her body, maybe 34or36Cs (she has a very slim back and arms with excellent skin and a very tight muscular ass - she does not work out). Her breasts are sensitive, along with her neck and clit. She is good kisser.

She is listed as 18 yo, maybe correct I would guess 18-21. She is a little bit young in that she was hesitant about several things, including size and several other things. She wanted to do a CBJ and I dissuaded her of that. I thought then if i had made a mistake. Seconds later she convinced me not with a slithering BBBJ accompanied by great eye contact. I almost shot, which is unusual for me at that stage.
We then had extended covered FS in different positions, notable great views of he face and breasts with her on top and her breast bouncing during doggie. In the mish, she seemed to be reacting with each thrust ?pain, so I asked if it was OK and offered to stop; she responded by asking me to keep going "slow and deep". I could feel my cock hitting her cervix and so turned her on her side so I could continue while she played with her clit and I massaged those breasts. Within a few moments she contorted in an orgasm which drenched the bed. She then apologized ... its OK really. She composed herself and got back on top and got me close.

I wanted to rub oil on her breasts and cum all over them but she rejected the oil on her skin (well there had to be one disappointment!). He then set to work on BBBJ and rubbing my cock between her breasts. That brought me to climax, I did not get to cum on the breasts but I was certainly satisfied.

She did not linger long afterwards and I would have appreciated some holding, I think she was cold as she wiped herself with a towel and put her robe on before coming back to clean me up and tell me what a nice cock I had.
Time: 65 min, Damage 100 Euro.
Favorite flavor strawberry, like perfume and chocolates.
Anus is ticklish but does not do anal sex: does not do CIM. (OK by me)
Repeat? Absolut!

[Bearsk]

I text messaged Marina and organized to see her late Saturday afternoon at a flat an easy walk downhill from the Sheraton. The flat is nicely appointed and clean. The neighbourhood was quiet. It was discrete.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=239

At the appointed hour, I was feeling the jetlag and tired from work and wonder if it would be worthwhile. That lasted about a microsecond after in got in the door. Marina is a classic looking Portuguese girl, long dark hair to the middle of her back with a gentle curl and deep soulful olive eyes. Her skin is perfect, it sort of glows and it is very soft. When she talks, its like a cat purring in perfect English. She wears very sexy glasses, giving rise to potential horny librarian or schoolteacher type fantasies - while GFE is her modus, she seems capable of anything and I'd wonder about light restraint trending to PSE. While endlessly polite, she did offer to talk dirty to me - something I might take her up on in a subsequent visit.

My mind wandered ... she suggested I shower and offered to join me but I thought it would be quicker alone and needed to lie down. In retrospect, she is the sort of woman with whom it would be nice to share a leisurely bath.

In any case, not too much detail. She is a great kisser, great lips and tongue and a great neck. Her breasts and bum are perfect. She has cute feet and toned calves. Excellent BBBJ for long time, then covered up and proceeded to 40 minutes of frenetic fucking where the bed was propelled to a good foot from the wall (she noted). I especially enjoyed banging her from behind, her body and back are perfect and there is a mirror in the corner of the room in which you can see her facial expression and breast sway with each stroke.

We then took a break and chatted about life, the world and sex and other things. She was disappointed that I had not yet climaxed. After a pause she took matters in hand and mouth and went for it, including a major deep throat effort that brought me close. She finished me with expert tongue action. We lay there for a while and giggled at the twitches I get afterwards.

We cleaned up.

I paid her 150 Euros, for agreed 90 minutes and a small tip, probably not enough. The time I am not sure, since it was not an issue but we certainly went over. I felt in no way rushed.

I went and had a beer and watched the football. She is a predominant memory of Lisbon and if I get back there soon, I will probably try and sign up for a longer session when I am not so tired and jet-lagged. I expect she may start to charge more, it is certainly a major value at the moment.

[Bearsk]

So I picked Nicole, based on her webshot showing major mammaries, her nice smile and piercing light green eyes.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394

In person, she has a light complexion than on the web. She may be Portuguese but i suspect there might be a little Eastern European in her. She has a small tattoo on her neck and a butterfly stamp over her lower back. She apparently smokes but i could not smell or taste it.

Overall, it was great experience. The breasts are a hundred per cent real, beatifully proportionaed, large for her body, maybe 34or36Cs (she has a very slim back and arms with excellent skin and a very tight muscular ass - she does not work out). Her breasts are sensitive, along with her neck and clit. She is good kisser.

She is listed as 18 yo, maybe correct I would guess 18-21. She is a little bit young in that she was hesitant about several things, including size and several other things. She wanted to do a CBJ and I dissuaded her of that. I thought then if i had made a mistake. Seconds later she convinced me not with a slithering BBBJ accompanied by great eye contact. I almost shot, which is unusual for me at that stage.
We then had extended covered FS in different positions, notable great views of he face and breasts with her on top and her breast bouncing during doggie. In the mish, she seemed to be reacting with each thrust ?pain, so I asked if it was OK and offered to stop; she responded by asking me to keep going "slow and deep". I could feel my cock hitting her cervix and so turned her on her side so I could continue while she played with her clit and I massaged those breasts. Within a few moments she contorted in an orgasm which drenched the bed. She then apologized ... its OK really. She composed herself and got back on top and got me close.

I wanted to rub oil on her breasts and cum all over them but she rejected the oil on her skin (well there had to be one disappointment!). He then set to work on BBBJ and rubbing my cock between her breasts. That brought me to climax, I did not get to cum on the breasts but I was certainly satisfied.

She did not linger long afterwards and I would have appreciated some holding, I think she was cold as she wiped herself with a towel and put her robe on before coming back to clean me up and tell me what a nice cock I had.
Time: 65 min, Damage 100 Euro.
Favorite flavor strawberry, like perfume and chocolates.
Anus is ticklish but does not do anal sex: does not do CIM. (OK by me)
Repeat? Absolut!

[Bearsk]

Brief trip but lots of help from the forum, thank you all.

I was interested in a mulata so I called the number for
Yasmine http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1165
and had
Luciano Melo http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=397
and Lavinia Hortega on my list, among others.

I made a time on a Friday around 4pm and was told to come to Ruas C__ a block from Aeerio. I called when outside in the street and got buzzed in to second floor. Door opened and in I walked, I was met by Valeria, who clearly was not a mulata. She explained to me that Yasmin's prior client had requested an extra hour so she was not readily available. She offered me the line up or a later appointment. I said, no problem and she took me to a room where I was offered a seat. Its clean and well organized, relaxing music. The girls are pleasant, all appear to speak English and have safe practices.

I then witnessed a procession of major talent (I hope I have web links correct):
Brenna - cute, nice face
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=418
Lavinia Hortega - very pretty face, great smile
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=399
Rebeca - tall languid, a little coy - http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=411
Nicole Santos - petite but appointed, burning light green eyes, young
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394
Valeria - very nice, maybe in mid twenties, good presence, great body.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=163

Torn but happy - could have picked any one. I was of half a mind to run with Valeria since I like ladies with a presence and a little experience and her bum is kind of hypnotic. I also wanted to ask Lavinia about the webshoot where she has angel wings on ... maybe next time.
In any case, I settled on Nicole Santos since she was personable and I remembered from the web at least that she appeared to have breasts to die for. Will post follow up when have a chance.

When I was finished, I asked to meet Yasmin but she had gone to see a client at a hotel.

On my way out, I passed a very attractive black women on the stairs. I asked if she was Yasmin, she said no: I suspect this may have been Luciana Melo, she had a very beautiful and flawless face.

[Feijoada]

To Poço fans worldwide: Passing through the other day Mur was accosted by a very old acquaintance, possibly called Catarina, the tall slim long-black-haired one with the feline face, in tight jeans, high boots. He made that apologetic 'not-right-now-honey' gesture and she screeched at him a word which sounded like the UK English 'poofter!'

With the common roots of our languages, it is not impossible that this word means what it does in England (faggot) but we can be certain that it is no complimentary kind new year's greeting. She even broke into a trot to try to chase after Muri, but as he is the fastest fifty-year-old footballer in Lisbon, and as she was wearing fifteen-centimetre spiky heels on her sexy boots, and as it was raining on the greasy calçada as it seems to have been for ever, she soon desisted, with another yell of rage. Looks like the crisis is hurting us all. You have to be truly desperate if you actually break into a run trying to fuck Muri.

I think you are talking about a Romanian named Catalina. Very bad service indeed: no BJ, no kissing, and she even didn't remove her bra. And for all of this, she climbed me up to the 4th floor of a "pensao". That made me decide never to return to that area again.

[Murilloa]

To bigblkman: These are not separate languages. Exactly as with the various American and British forms of English, there are differences in little words and expressions, and wide varieties of accent, but if you learn English in Louisiana you'll get by fine in London. Same goes for Porto and São Paulo.

To Ozouville: Laugh or cry as you will: Mur's intervention was sincere, but your rebuke that it contained no information has to be accepted. Truth is that the mongering career is 'on hold' just now for personal reasons of a nature too disgustingly sentimental to be revealed here. As a token gesture towards hard fact, let us reveal that the excellent and convenient clinic, Mirage Klub in the Rua Rodrigues Sampaio is still flourishing, with at least three very charming Portuguese girls under the direction of the eternal Rute. Recommended - but please understand that Mur is not their agent.

To KL: Stay around. And tell us (for pedant Mur hates to make crass errors) if Monsanto arrived too late for our great-grand-daddies, where exactly would, say Eça have gone to fight a duel if one of his café cronies had suddenly called him a pimp?

To King Carlos: We veterans must stick together through thick and thin on this priceless forum. Carnaval beckons.

To Piotr: greetings! fear not for the future of the Lisbon thread - throw yourself into the manly task of saving it.

To Poço fans worldwide: Passing through the other day Mur was accosted by a very old acquaintance, possibly called Catarina, the tall slim long-black-haired one with the feline face, in tight jeans, high boots. He made that apologetic 'not-right-now-honey' gesture and she screeched at him a word which sounded like the UK English 'poofter!'

With the common roots of our languages, it is not impossible that this Romanian word means what it does in England (faggot) but we can be certain that it is no complimentary kind new year's greeting. She even broke into a trot to try to chase after Muri, but as he is the fastest fifty-year-old footballer in Lisbon, and as she was wearing fifteen-centimetre spiky heels on her sexy boots, and as it was raining on the greasy calçada (as it seems to have been for ever), she soon desisted, with another yell of rage.

Looks like the crisis is hurting us all. You have to be truly desperate if you actually run across a busy street in an attempt to get fucked by Muri.

But whether we are broke, insulted, sentimentally distracted or challenged in any other way, there is no reason to stop writing here.

[Bigblkman22]

Knowing some Brazilian Portuguese will I be able to communicate in Portugal.

Would learning a lot of European Portuguese help me when I go back to Brasil or is their Portuguese too different?

[Bearsk]

Thanks all your contributions. Hope to add soon.
We need to be respectful of any opinions regardless of whether we share them or not. Just my POV.

Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

[Feijoada]

My post is for real and I probably have to apologize that I did not contribute to this site so far. Probably it sounds incredible, but I have had about 60 to 70 encounters with working girls since last Summer in Lisboa only. I started at the famous Poco, but soon I gave up as I found it terrible: mostly Romanian girls who are out only out for your money.

At my next stage I looked for girls through the internet sites: apartadox, momentosdeprazer, and portalprivado. Those are mostly Brazilian ladies, charging about 100-150E for the hour. Some of them are really worth it.

Lately, my local friends introduced me to the elite clubs: Elefante Branco, Night and Day, and Gallery. During the first encounters, the ladies charged me 200E, which I more or less payed. Later, I returned over and over to the same girl, and the price become much, much lower (about 100E). At all the previously mentioned places, I have a whisky bottlle reserved for me (for 100E). The personnel greats me and takes me to my table. The girls are really happy to see me again.

[Ozouville]

Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.

Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

[Feijoada]

I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.

[Kama Leão]

Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.

I beg to differ (and, when it concerns you, it's a pleasure and a honour): as I've said, it's not that my "honorability" has been tarnished but a case of pure and filthy SLANDERING and, as far as that is concerned, "times" (and the law) haven't changed.

Monsanto, has changed, though: our great-grand-daddies could never have arranged shoot-outs there since Monsanto as we know it only came to be between 1934 and 1946 (lol)!

Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.

No duty at all, Muri, just pleasure and fun. And when fun and pleaasure are no more...

Abraço.

[Carlos Primeros]

Hi Muri,

Thank you for appearing like a Jack-out-of-the-Box to take the helm over again. I thought you have left for good.

Welcome back and please stay here for good.

Carlos