Lisbon

[Carlos Primeros]

I was out in town with a buddy on Saturday night. Elefante Branco was closed so I went over to Gallery. It was around 10. 30 and the girls started to roll in.

At around 11. 00 20 girls came in. But I must say that I have not seen such a low quality. The max was a 7/10, the average a 5/10 in my book.

Very disappointing and a waste of time.

Carlos

[Bearsk]

Back in Lisboa in a few weeks. The board is quiet. Anyone in a position to give an update? I will report back.

[The Muffin Man]

Wow. You guys know your stuff. Thanks! Clearly, I need to make a visit over that way to sample those 'rameras sucias' (roughly translated as 'tasty' in my vocabulary).

However, I must admit that with the abundance of like kind in your fair country, albeit sometimes a chore to find ones that look that good, let alone in the same place at the same time, one has little motivation to stray that far, no?

It's the hunt that motivates me, so do forgive me for wimping out this time and asking for directions. I was a bit stumped.

Magoo

[Murilloa]

Some disappointing news, Mr Magoo. To visit these young women, so disrespectfully labelled by our anonymous traveller, you will have to undertake a short journey.

Mur stared at the picture for about twenty seconds, astonished to think that any local mongering mart could have remained undiscovered by him: like some astronomer of the 18th century contemplating a new planet. And that sex shop in the background: where in Lisbon could that be? Although now in doting semi-retirement, Mur likes to believe that he still knows every sleazy corner of his adopted home…

Then truth slowly seeped through the Guinness and Famous Grouse swirling round his brain. Vague memories stirred, of travel to a neighbouring country… pués, sí, ¡coño! Que vivan las putas de ¡¡… Españaaa…!!

Our travelling friend has published 30-some photos here, in a folder entitled Lisbon, and most of his shots are indeed standard tourist takes of our lovely city in midsummer guise. But the first few images are misattributed, unless the Puerta del Sol and the Gran Via have migrated south-west (Saramago could do something with that concept)

The street scene pictured is not far from the aforementioned thoroughfare: if you take the malodorous Madrid Metro to Gran Via and look for the local McDonalds, you’ll be in the target area. Calle Montera, as another photolink confirms:

http://www.voyagevirtuel.com/espana/...-rues-5377.php

(don’t you find ‘filles des rues’ a much more elegant phrase than ‘dirty prostitutes’? The eternal cultural superiority of the Gallic over the Saxon mind…

Buen viaje a Madrid, señor Magoo!

[Raskolnikov]

Sorry to disappoint you, Mr Magoo2, but those photos are not from Lisbon.

They're from Madrid.

[The Muffin Man]

Can anyone identify where this photo was taken?

I'd like to take a gander over that way as the girls appear pretty decent.

Many thanks.

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-phot....jpg/tpod.html

Magoo

[Rheinhering]

Hey,

Thank your for the advice. What she did not offer is CIM, I asked expressively. But the first time I did come between her incredible boobs, that was as well.

I saw in the Portuguese forum at www.gp-pt.net, that she is well covered there and receives fantastic scorings as far as I understand Portuguese. Just that she charged me 120 although until recently she would haven taken 100 E. But I don't mind. She is probably worth even more, puuuh.

Paul

[Pyjama]

hering,
tried to send you a private message which unfortunately is not possible. So here we go. If this is ok with the forum rules, I will provide the German translation as well:

DFK = deep french kissing = tiefe zungenküsse

DATY = dining at the Y = [stells dir bildlich vor:] Mösenlecken

BBBJ = bare back blowjob = blasen ohne gummi

CIM = cum in mouth = im mund abspritzen

the latter two also combined to BBBJTCIM, where T = till

sometimes you'll see YMMV = your mileage may vary = [wörtlich: ihre kilometerleistung kann abweichen] deine erfahrung/erlebnis kann anders sein

more easy: click on "Abbreviations" above and you'll find tons more of this!

[Rheinhering]

Hello,

I followed this advice last week although as a German I really do not know what DATY CIM DFK and OLevels are. But I am quite sure, that she spent all that on me. That hour for 120 Euro was unbelievable, probably the best sex in all my life, and I had some in 43 years. She is gentle, teasing, caressing, a reeeaaaal porno star in optics and just does everything besides anal.

Anyway, the hour was longer than 60 min because we spent some time on talking and the second round took me somewhat longer.

In contrast I wasted 100 Euro for ca. 50 min in Clinica de Prazer, Av. Almirante Reis with a lazy Brazilian. Forget that stuff, Luciana gives you heaven.

I wonder if she is not really a full time sex girl? Does anybody know wether she really studies? She must earn tons of money with that service she delivers. I really felt touched by my heart when I left her.

Paul

LUCIANA MELO

http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm

She's one of the best GFE-meets-hardsex experiences I've ever had. Tall, really beautiful, XL boobs, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, no O-levels. Smart, intelligent, college girl, Cape Verdian, early 20s, speaks English fluently. She's in Rua Cervantes, a 3 minutes walk from Metro Areeiro/Praça Francisco Sá Carneiro. Be gentle and kind to her and she'll show you Heaven.

[Murilloa]

«Monica seem in the pictures on the web: http://www.realezas.com/monica/ to have tits worth a near death experience (to paraphrase Martha Stewart = "to die for").
Any comment? They do look quite quite exceptional. ? Worth the train ride for an aficionado? BSK»

Bearsk sorry for not replying sooner and this is just to confirm that the young lady's breasts are indeed extraordinary...

"to die for" ?? well, not sure... there is one woman in town that Muri would seriously consider dying for, given the right contractual conditions, but...

..."worth the train ride" ?? A train ride from Lisbon, €3.40 return ticket along that beautiful coast to see those beautiful breasts? Oh, yessir.

And if you are really an aficcionado, then even the train ride from Madrid (€150 overnight return) might be considered a good bargain.

Venture!

Enjoy!

Report!

Die! (if absolutely necessary, for those breasts)

[Rhode1]

This time I had a meeting with Ellie (portalprivado).

Superbe portuguese girl.

Pictures are right.

BUT: her english is very bad, she don't say a word, before, during and after.

Very nice body, BUT she immediately told me, I just suck and fuck with condoms and I do nothing else.

I fact, she really does nothing (Piotr was right she is a rubber-doll).

Suck 5 min, then you fuck as long as you can (she closes her yes and don't even simulate once second), then you come and then she goes to the bathroom.

200 euros plus 20 for the taxi.

1h was the program, but all was finished in 35 mi.

Marina (tried before)is really a better choice.

[Rhode1]

After the deceptions of the Elefante and the gallery, I have discovered a gem on the web.

Thanks to the reviews of this forum, I decided to call Marina of "momentosdeprazer". Exactly like the pictures, except the fact that she wears very sexy glasses.

Perfect type of a young and beautifull portuguese girl.

She is really 22 and very cultivate (normal, she is studying at the university)

By respect for her, I won't tell which kind of studies, but after the action, you can speak with her about a lot of things.

She is smart and clever.

For the action, she is georgous and ready for all the fantasies you want.

Finally, this is a girl were you can go, with the eyes closed (but you will miss something delightfull.)

Total damage: 150 for 1 hour.

I gave her 50 more because she really deserved it and she stayed 90 mi.

[Bearsk]

Muri
Truly poetic but at the climax to the point.
As one to reduce things to the lower interactive denominator ...
Monica seem in the pictures on the web: http://www.realezas.com/monica/ to have tits worth a near death experience (to paraphrase Martha Stewart = "to die for").
Any comment? They do look quite quite exceptional. ? Worth the train ride for an aficionado? BSK

[Rhode1]

What a deception!

I went to the elefante branco at 01h00 today.

90% of the girls were brazilians (very agressive) and no one over 6.

Finally I sympathised with 2 mozanbic girls and offered them a drink to explain me what's happens here.

They told me that were was working here since 1 year and the number of brazilians girls have increased a lot and that in the same time, male clients have decreased a lot.

And they almost order beer!

They tolded me it was the best place in Lisbon but they feeled the crisis.

They adviced me to go at "gallery "and they insisted that the "night and and day" was very bad.

I arrived at 03h00 at "the gallery" but only ugly brazilians.

Conclusion: I am alone in my room.

Tomorrow, I will try the escort agencies.

[The Muffin Man]

I strategically got a room in Rossio, near the ancient SW haunt raved about on this page. After making four passes though the area I hit pay dirt. My first three passes were 8:00 am, 11:00 am, and 4:00 pm on differing days. All I saw were larger, robust looking gals who could be envisioned wearing a head scarf in small small eastern European town. Not exactly my type.

It was a wet Tuesday evening around 7:00 pm when I rounded what I reckon to be the southwest corner of the block. There were three younger SWs hanging around, two of which gave me uneasy glances. The one sitting on top of what I think to be a transformer box blew me a gentle kiss, which made me stop for further investigation.

She called herself Carla. Long raven hair with deep grey eyes set on top of a spinner frame. I speak no Portuguese and I quickly found out that my Spanish was better than her English.

We quickly agreed to e25, walked across the street (to the west, I believe), and hiked the 4 floors to the Pensao. I had to pitch in e5 for the room. She immediately bared her ass, sporting a nice, fancy tattoo and began to get cleaned up. Now, this was my first trip to Europe and hence the second b-day I had seen in my life (first being my Rossio hotel room), let alone seen used. Needless to say I would have been completely satisfied paying the e30 just to watch this attractive girl use a b-day, which, suffice to say, has sparked a new fetish. Really, I no clue that one sits facing the wall, opposite of a toilet. Fortunately, she kind of got a giggle of my new-found curiosity and had no issues with me watching. 'Nuff said.

Following my initial fascination with the b-day I had another first of having a SW inspect my privates for signs of coodies. Having satisfied herself, she started out with a CBJ followed by mish.completion with doggie.

Recommended. Although she never took off her top, she seemed into the session and the price certainly was right for my first EU encounter. I really enjoyed getting it on with a Romanian gypsy-looking gal (who actually delivered and didn't seem all about gouging me as past reports across the EU suggest), with of course the b-day bonus.

Thanks all for the past posts which made this experience possible. FYI, if you find your way to the US, Jackson maintains quite an excellent board there as well.

Be safe,

Magoo

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