Lisbon

[Osafado]

Hi all,

I'm a french guy based in Lisbon for 4 months, my english is not very good, but great compared to my portuguese. I'm more into learning Brazilian right now, as I spend almost every nights in the three clubs mentioned above.

I already now some words, thanks to those helpful ladies : "Safado, vagabonde, putanheiro, canalha... "

I am a book writer, and I found those places very "inspiring" for my work.
I love every reports from Murilloa and if I cannot match his skilled writing in english (even in french) I can be quiet useful to all of you, as I've tried almost every girls in the Gallery and Elefanto.

I will gladly advise you who to avoid at all cost and who to go for (not at all cost). I had some many stories that my next book will be about it, so I can feel less guilty of my way of living.

My email address is visible, so if you want some tips before going to the clubs, or even have a drink with me there (as long as you don't ask my company to your hotel) , contact me, as for once in my life, I have some experience to share.

Just one more thing, for all of you in Lisbon. I didn't see the Black Tie mentioned anywhere, you should give it a try,

If you can wait until 4 o clock, this is where all the deseperate mulheres from the clubs go to catch more clients. You can discuss the price around 100, and sometimes have a very good surprise. I had once two young portugueses students who just wanted to have fun with a guy and be paid for it, and didn't do that as a regular job, so they spend the rest of the night with me for 200 hundred euros (total).

The place is reputed to be dangerous, as the local gangsters come there very often, but I didn't see any problem and the atmosphere is really unique. It s a real disco, very crowded with people of all ages, best days are Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Happy Christmas

[Osafado]

Hi all,

I'm a french guy based in Lisbon for 4 months, my english is not very good, but great compared to my portuguese. I'm more into learning Brazilian right now, as I spend almost every nights in the three clubs mentioned above.

I already now some words, thanks to those helpful ladies : "Safado, vagabonde, putanheiro, canalha... "

I am a book writer, and I found those places very "inspiring" for my work.

I love every reports from Murilloa and if I cannot match his skilled writing in english (even in french) I can be quiet useful to all of you, as I've tried almost every girls in the Gallery and Elefanto.

I will gladly advise you who to avoid at all cost and who to go for (not at all cost). I had some many stories that my next book will be about it, so I can feel less guilty of my way of living.

My email address is visible, so if you want some tips before going to the clubs, or even have a drink with me there (as long as you don't ask my company to your hotel) , contact me, as for once in my life, I have some experience to share.

Just one more thing, for all of you in Lisbon. I didn't see the Black Tie mentioned anywhere, you should give it a try,

If you can wait until 4 o clock, this is where all the deseperate mulheres from the clubs go to catch more clients. You can discuss the price around 100, and sometimes have a very good surprise. I had once two young portugueses students who just wanted to have fun with a guy and be paid for it, and didn't do that as a regular job, so they spend the rest of the night with me for 200 hundred euros (total).

The place is reputed to be dangerous, as the local gangsters come there very often, but I didn't see any problem and the atmosphere is really unique. It s a real disco, very crowded with people of all ages, best days are Tuesday, Wednesday, thursday, Friday.

Happy Christmas

[Peaceful]

Thanks for the kindness, I will ask them if I can take a photo when I visit Irina. Lost my chance Wednesday so I'll let it settle, after the crazy new year and this merry period with the family. By the way, asensual.com has new images, I called Carolina ( http://www.asensual.com/gall/display...lbum=13&pos=30 ) and she was coughing her lungs. She sounded nice but that was definitely a turn-off. Other turn-off was that she worked near El Corte Ingles (maybe in the same house I was scammed once). So I think it will be less risky to visit Irina than Carolina. A merry merry Christmas for all of you!

[Murilloa]

Some very poor photos of the Poço in the relevant section, if anyone is interested.

[Murilloa]

And a happy Christmas to you, also, Zé. Let's meet again in the New Year.

In the mean time Mur reassures readers that the vow of monogamy did not last. With just two hours to spare off work today, Muri called the Klub, only to hear that Diana was not going to be there. Christmas shopping, no doubt: but where does that leave her middle-aged lover who desperately needs to fuck?

He went to Calçada do García, 7 third floor, where blonde Brazilian 'Rafaela' and big black Angolan 'Baby' were available. Being in the anti-monogamy mood, he decided not to stick to one of them but to have both.

What a magnificent black-and-white show! Both girls pampered the recumbent Mur, touching squeezing and stroking. Then Baby sucked and fucked. Change of condom, and a triumphant finish inside Rafaela.

Plenty of fun and jokes along the way, in English and Portuguese. A wonderful experience, but the problem was the price. €30. The problem is, friends back in London just will not believe it.

Happy Christmas one and all.

[Zé Duron]

Happy X-mas to all and especially to the board administration and to Muri.
Would love to pay you a 24 year old scotch one of these days. Until then I can hope you have a tremendously great X-mas!

To the people that are out there and want a piece of voyeurism and dealing with brasilian beauties when they are off duty: Go to Armazem F at the Cais do Sodré, just by the New Portugalia (Beer and seafood restaurant) down by the river.

Give yourself a nice treat and have some delicious beers and some seafood, the place is really not expensive, it´s a kind of tapa-bar like they have in spain, always ready to serve you from noon till 1 in the morning. After paying your bill just have a drink or two at Armazem F. If you can´t fish a beauty there you can always take a 5 dolar cab to Gallery and Black tie or any other brothel!

I state and say it out loud again: It is worth it! One might find a pretty good deal down there, and if not you can say at least you visited the most brasilian Disco-bar in Lisbon! You can´t get closer to it!

Peace and have some great holy days!

[Curtir]

Armazen F its that the disco were brazilian girls go who stay in lisboa?Its Armazen long way from Hotel Lutecia?

It should be around 15 minutes max by car / taxi.

Though the post abt Armazem F was a long time ago, not sure if the place where Brazilian girls go now !

[R The Man]

Hey guys,

I do a lot of travelling and love to hobby all over the world. I am cuming to Lisbon twice next year and will be looking for some fun. I like strip clubs and prefer escorts since I stay at 5-star hotels, but some times like going out to brothels. I usually offer reviews of my experiences (I am active on Canadian boards like TERB, but you can search for my reviews on this site).

It's often hard to find info even with the search function. For example, I didn't find anything searching on escorts or strip clubs in this thread, and it's tedious to wade through all the posts.

Mongers in other cities have produced some very helpful summary threads of the action in their cities that is especially helpful to visitors like me who do not speak the language. These would include the main well-reviewed clubs, brothels, and escort agencies, with web sites and contact info. Would any of you like to do such a list?

Thanks to everyone, and looking forward to visiting Lisbon.

MI.

[Nordboer]

Armazen F its that the disco were brazilian girls go who stay in lisboa?Its Armazen long way from Hotel Lutecia?

[Murilloa]

Peaceful, emerging from the Chinese goods store, turn left down the Poço and in about twenty metres you are at Irina's pitch, also by the entrance to her pensao, which has a blue and white sign saying, material electrónico or some such. Andrea is the blonde one, Irina has shiny black hair. No muggers or stabbings, perfectly safe by day, just not exactly the Hilton hotel with €300 hostess experience. But yes, go for it!

[Peaceful]

Good to hear that you found the woman of your life you deserve it, but what will be of us without your shakespearized information? O well, I guess we will just have to deal with it

My report is not really a report of a TD but of a dream. I was at an unknown place, supposedly Poço and saw a woman on a public phone on her back. She was wearing a leather jacket and had blonde hair until her butt (was Irina blonde? ) so I was approaching her and suddenly woke up. When I start to have dreams with women it’s urgent to meet them, so, I just need some information:

- Will the hair to her bum, and young looks be enough to recognize her? I don’t want to end up with a rubber doll.

- When you say rough scene what exactly do you mean? Should I expect muggers or getting stabbed?

- I know a shop who sells Chinese items in the Poço where should I find her, going left or right, when I’m coming from Rossio subway station?

Maybe I’ll get crazy this afternoon and just go for it!

Thanks in advance and best regards.

Peaceful.

[Murilloa]

Lucius, Boer:

No web site, and they don't even figure in the online 'convivio' section of Correio da Manhã, which is such a resource for Lisbon mongers.

It is unlikely that Diana would put her pretty face online for all to see. She is a middle class girl-next-door from Lisbon, and unlike the bold Brazil hussies who show their faces and much more on Portal Privado, she values discretion.

In the print version of Correio da M., there is a small colour ad for the Klub, giving three mobile phone numbers:

912 650 077; 938 542 367 and 967 292 270.

Regarding the enquiry about 26th December, why not call and ask? Not all the ladies who answer the phone at these places speak English, but Diana does, and fluent French as well. So unless she is… ‘otherwise engaged’ when you call, you may ask to speak to her directly and find out if she can become your post-Christmas present.

[Nordboer]

Boer:

see below - when asked about Dec 26th, Diana was vague, said something about Christmas falling on a weekend so she wasn't sure what the arrangement would be for the 26th. Best to wait till the previous week and call them to find out. Maybe if you say you are specifically interested in Diana on that particular day at a particular time... but a lot depends on Rute, the mama-san, an experienced-looking fortysome who is a big buddy of Diana's.

If you do go that day, bear in mind that Diana's schedule is that of a leisured courtesan, not a round-the-clock who*e. She gets in to the office around 3PM, pleasures two or maximum three lucky men, and drifts away into the metro again at 9PM.

Of course there is a strong possibility that Mur will marry Diana on Dec 24th, in which case he is not likely to lend her to another guy on the second day of his honeymoon...

I only stay in lisboa for 26 dec.can you give me some info of Diana picture,website etc?

[Lucius Sulla]

Murilloa,

Do you know if Mirage Klub has a webpage or a phone number?

Gracias

[Oompa]

Ze Duron or anybody else ,Is there any clubs worth checking out for non-pro action? Will be in town this wednesday and thursday .Don't get me wrong will most likely be checking out champagnes to get my confidence going .You guys mentioned something about Armazen F??? I googeled it but coundn't find the bar name.
Plus does anybody know if Golden Tulip Atlis Park Hotel is girl freindly?