Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

With just one post under your belt your story sounds suspicious. Even if it's genuine, if you pledge 1000 euros before even having seen the girl and handed over the money after seeing for yourself she was not the right girl, you asked for it.

The guy on the other review site who told a similar story had a lot of posts all over the world. If I recall correctly, he booked three hours and she left after a half hour or so and insinuated that if he complained she might allege that he did something inappropriate.

My question for CrazyJerome is whether he knew of this site prior to the booking? If so, why did you use them?

[XXL]

I ordered Eva last Thursday for a date of 10 hours. One hour before the date they would call me in the hotel. At that moment they told me to pay to the driver 940 EUR...

With just one post under your belt your story sounds suspicious. Even if it's genuine, if you pledge 1000 euros before even having seen the girl and handed over the money after seeing for yourself she was not the right girl, you asked for it.

[Mongerer88]

Sorry this happened to you. It is not the first time that the Unforgettable Escorts agency has been reported to do this. There was a similar report on the international section of the big American review site for Unforgettable Escorts.

I am copying this section from my post #1785 of March 19,2016 to note their affiliates that you should also not use.

"There are a couple of agencies and conglomerates to be cautious of. A group of independents came together and formed Best Escorts Portugal, which appeared promising since many of the ladies had been operating independently for a long time, but in the very first review of them on the big American review site, an experienced reviewer indicated that he received a blatant bait and switch and terrible performance.

There is a conglomerate of escort services that link to each other. Easy Outcall Escort, Unforgettable Escorts, Attraction Escorts, Lissabon Escorts, Delightful Escorts, Flirt Escorts, Escorts Lisbon, Cascais Escorts, Estoril Escorts, and Algarve Holiday Escorts that appear to be one big agency. There are very few, if any, reviews of this group other than a blatantly fake review on this site that a guy got called out on. I tried to communicate with them once and I found them to be rude. I did not have a good impression of them. ".

Seriously guys, don't use Google Searches to find escorts anywhere in the world without verifying what you find by reading reviews on sites like ISG and / or local review boards for Portugal.

The sites that pop-up first on Google Searches in the sex industry are often ones that pay people in India to type their names in over and over on Google. Then they rip off customers. There is a lot of sleaze in this business.

This "conglomerate" that includes Unforgettable Escorts is really bad news. They target unsuspecting foreigners who find them via internet searches and they have no trustable positive reviews on any site.

I ordered Eva last Thursday for a date of 10 hours. One hour before the date they would call me in the hotel. At that moment they told me to pay to the driver 940 EUR.

Then the girl arrived with the driver. It wasn't the girl from the picture. She was a older and white. But looked OK. But definitely not so hot as the girl in the picture. I paid the driver.

[CrazyJerome]

I ordered Eva last Thursday for a date of 10 hours. One hour before the date they would call me in the hotel. At that moment they told me to pay to the driver 940 EUR.

Then the girl arrived with the driver. It wasn't the girl from the picture. She was a older and white. But looked OK. But definitely not so hot as the girl in the picture. I paid the driver.

After three hours the girl faked she got miserable. She told me to contact the agency and left. The agency didn't react on any e-mail and didn't answer any phonecalls from me. It was clear to me my money is gone. 1040 EUR. Three hours included extras would be 500 EUR. 540 EUR were gone.

Conclusion: photos are fake and never pay the driver.

This agency is a big scam.

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EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING and thus was edited to normal case text. Writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING in the internet equivalent of shouting and is thus is prohibited on this forum.

In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks!

[Mongerer88]

Thanks for this. I'll be there next week for a few nights and am now rather cautious about the site. It's too bad, there are some nice looking pictures on there. Any other tips for a newbie in Lisbon?

1. Study the films. Apartadox has a video for each lady, and video is more difficult to "photoshop" than photos. If you study Paula Borges ad over and over again like you were the Warren Commision analyzing the Zapruder JFK Assassination film, I am pretty sure you can tell that her butt is 10 to 20 percent larger in the video than in the pictures. She still appears to be a pretty good fuck to me based on the video, though.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...rges-3422.html

If weight is a huge thing, you can clearly tell that Carlota is slimmer than her older sister Carolina in the video. And the EP profiles list Carlota as eight kilograms lighter than Carolina. So pay attention to these little differences, because they will be more pronounced in reality.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-Carolinad'AlmeidaeCarlotad'Almeida-3219. Html.

2. Google "photos of typical Portuguese women" and open the Images tab that appears. The Lisbon escorts that you will encounter look a hell of a lot like the 20-30 year olds in those photos. Portuguese women have a distinctive look that often involves a more angular face with a more prominent nose than other parts of Europe. Some guys will find that more attractive than other guys. Same with Romanian girls at FKK clubs, some guys are more attracted to them than other guys. The French reviewer that first recommended EP to me told me that Sara Valente was a great fuck but he thought she was ugly, compared to the French and Russian women he saw in Paris. I saw Sara and when I told him I found her to be very cute (and a good fuck) he thought I was nuts. But the video of her is definitely real (and the dog looks real too). I have seen her three times and still find her to be facially attractive.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...ente-2534.html

I reviewed Barbara Mello a zillion pages ago under her old EP name and was upfront that I wasn't particularly attracted to her face, especially compared to the 18 year-old blonde Ana Castro (no longer active) who I had seen the night before. But many of her reviews say the reviewer found Barbara to be pretty. So these things are hard to reconcile. If you aren't attracted to the "Portuguese look" or to a specific lady, remember you get deeper penetration in doggie style anyway.

3. Have a plan with an escort. The reviewer who didn't get second rounds or all the advertised services didn't mention DATY or much about the lady's personality during the session. The more you work her off, or at least give her a massage, after Round One while having some conversation, the less likely she is going to start watching the clock. If you don't find her particularly attractive compared to the pictures, probably not a good idea to let her know that. I believe there was a philosopher, Confucius perhaps, who said that you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

4. Know yourself. I would be willing to bet you 150 euros that if we saw the non-photoshopped pictures of the Gallery lady and the other ladies in the recent review, there would be little difference. There are a tremendous number of guys who really enjoy the German FKKs, Madrid's Vive nightclub, and Lisbon's Gallery. A few drinks, some good food, music and conversation make a woman appear much more beautiful than she might otherwise be (Mongerer88 not Confucius that time). It is a lot more like real dating, and there is some real-life normal build-up before the act is completed. Seeing an escort involves anticipation centered around one's imagination that is fueled by pictures (which are photoshopped as every photo of every woman on the Internet is. How often do you meet a cute waitress and go look her up on Facebook and find her pictures show whiter teeth, blonder hair and bigger boobs than what you just saw while eating your burger? A meeting with an escort is one of the only times in your life that your dick will be inside her 15 minutes after you first meet her. That doesn't appeal equally to everyone, and guys who prefer a more "normal" introduction, will in my opinion rate the ladies higher than they will traditional outcall (or apartment incall) escorts.

[Kama Leão]

Any other tips for a newbie in Lisbon?

Read the last 5 or 6 pages from this thread and, according to your preferences, select a few candidates; text them in advance; on the eve of your arrival, check if everything is settled.

Besides the ones mentioned on the previous pages, try this Siberian beauty: https://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_elena_russa_31/. She provides BBBJTC, A-levels, DATY, FFK and, of course her beautiful pussy service.

Enjoy the stay!

[Dartanian100]

Thanks for this. I'll be there next week for a few nights and am now rather cautious about the site. It's too bad, there are some nice looking pictures on there. Any other tips for a newbie in Lisbon?

First of all, thank you all for all interesting information.

I've just maid a trip to Lisbon and this is my review:

- Rita Alves (150 / 1 h).

She was not my first choice but after having tried to contact several escorts of "escortprivada" via whatsapp, I was told that she was the only one available for a short-term appointment.

She is very nice nextdoor looking girl. She is in her early thirties. She has few kilos more than what you can see on her photos.

She is very dedicated to what she is doing, and has a nice conversation.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks Mongerer88.

If I were to reach Lisbon on Nov 25, how many days before should I start texting the ladies. Not sure if the ladies maintain a calendar and how soon their appointments fill up.

Also, do you believe I can get ladies on a Sunday evening? Being a business trip, I only have Sunday and Wednesday evening open.

Thanks!

Send text and / or email (do both with Escortprivada) 7 days before and follow-up 1 day before even if you have already booked a session. If scheduling in advance, Sundays are not a major problem with EP and most independents, just don't send a message on Sunday wanting a session on that same day that you haven't already scheduled. All providers in Portugal seem iffy about checking email and messages on a Sunday.

[First Timer1]

There are no legal problems with doing either outcall or incall in Portugal. The selling and purchasing of sex is legal in Portugal. Certain ancillary activities, such as pimping and pandering, are illegal (as is the case in every country of the world). Technically, maintaining a true brothel is illegal (as the shut down of Michelle's indicates) so the incall places with several ladies are usually categorized as massage parlors. Hotels are guest-friendly. Usually the lady can just come up to your room and knock on the door. For the few hotels with elevator keycards, you just meet her in the lobby. Hotel occupants are allowed to have guests up to their room. Portugal is not like South America.

For what it is worth, there is much less "policing" with respect to outcall escorting in the United States than commonly believed. It is easier to get an escort up to your room in the US than in many countries in South America. Law enforcement in the US doesn't send policewomen into hotels for an outcall appointment and arrest customers after some level of sexual activity has occurred. That is an urban myth perpetuated by bad TV shows. Law enforcement stings involving hotel rooms are incall oriented. In the US, a customer purchases time and companionship rather than sex, and outcall is much less risky for the customer.

Thanks Mongerer88.

If I were to reach Lisbon on Nov 25, how many days before should I start texting the ladies. Not sure if the ladies maintain a calendar and how soon their appointments fill up.

Also, do you believe I can get ladies on a Sunday evening? Being a business trip, I only have Sunday and Wednesday evening open.

Thanks!

[Irie73]

First of all, thank you all for all interesting information.

I've just maid a trip to Lisbon and this is my review:

- Rita Alves (150 €/ 1 h).

She was not my first choice but after having tried to contact several escorts of "escortprivada" via whatsapp, I was told that she was the only one available for a short-term appointment.

She is very nice nextdoor looking girl. She is in her early thirties. She has few kilos more than what you can see on her photos.

She is very dedicated to what she is doing, and has a nice conversation.

Services: Very good blowjob, FK, OWO, CIM multiples positions but she didn't propose a second round.

6/10.

- Barbara Mello (150 €/ 1 h).

She has a nice body close to what you can see on her pictures. Her face is average.

She is a real pro, nice conversation, but I was a bit disappointed by her face.

Services: good blowjob, FK, OWO, refused the CIM multiples positions but she didn't propose a second round.

5/10.

- Carolina d'almeida (150 €/ 1 h).

A deception! She is quite far from her pictures, few additional kilos and not a nice face (in my opinion).

She is young but she is experimented and has very good skills.

An unpleasant smell coming from her **** when doing doggy.

4/10.

- Aurora (150 €/ 1 h).

She is not the girl of the pics. She has a quite unpleasant face with brackets.

She is very nice and try to please.

Just have a blowjob with her, CIM and it was good.

5/10.

_ Manuela Alves (70€ / 30 mn).

She has a wonderful body, average face with brackets, even the blowjob was covered despite the OWO announced on the local review gp-pt.net.

But I fund her body very amazing.

6/10.

- Paula Borges (100 € / 1 h).

She has 5-7 kilos more than her pics.

She gave a good blowjob and good fuck.

7/10.

- I've also been to a strip club: Palace, the ladies are very aggressive, I do not recommend this place.

- I went to Gallery, about 20 girls in the place. I've picked a lovely Brazilian for a crazy price (300 €) , her name is Lisa.

Very good session With her.

Conclusions:

I'm very disappointed by the so-called certificated Portuguese's sites. They abused of photoshop or even use fakes pictures.

The services announced are rarely offered by the girls.

[Mongerer88]

Hi Mongerer88,

I've been reading through the boards, and your insight has been incredibly helpful. Thank you. I am coming to Lisbon next month, and wanted one more piece of advice. I'm less interested in the exact services provided (most likely not even looking for FS), but wanted to spend some time with a provider that has a model's good looks (esp. Face.) More of a sexy, exotic swimsuit model rather than a girl next door type of beauty, and ideally a lighter skinned Brazilian / Latin or European. Would you recommend the same set of providers (the d'Alemida Sisters, Sara, etc) or add some other providers to the list? And who would be your top recommendations? Thanks for any advice.

The recommendations for a Carlota, Carolina and Sara were more oriented to a full hour of nonstop action escorting with multiple cums in the session.

If you are really not that interested in full service, you should probably take a look at Paula, who just recently put up her ad again. She gets a lot of compliments on facial beauty and meets your criteria perfectly. While Paula does full service and BBBJTC, she offers half hour incall sessions that are less expensive than one hour outcall from Escortprivada.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...rges-3422.html

Another two to take a look at are the massage oriented full service ladies mentioned in previous posts. While their face photos are no doubt somewhat photoshopped, they are both clearly very pretty and their reviews in the local board speak highly as to their facial attractiveness.

Lara Shulthz.

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/Acom...te/LaraShulthz

And Bia Barbosa (check the massage shop's advertising photo link in one of Woorace's posts for a facial photo of Bia).

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...bosa-3807.html

We just don't know yet how receptive Lara and Bia are to appointment requests via WhatsApp from English-speaking customers. You will just have to find out.

Thanks to Woorace and Lucknow, we know that Isis Nogueiro does not seem to be a particularly good choice for non-locals, since she doesn't seem to be able to keep an appointment calendar.

The process of finding local escorts compatible with English-speaking tourists is painstakingly difficult.

Woorace's great report on Margaret Pinho was supported by an excellent review she just received on the local gp-pt.net board from two of the most experienced reviewers, MrBackDoorAction and Muttley5005, both of whom gave her an 8 out of 10 and confirmed the availability of BBBJ and anal. Neither described her a facially beautiful but instead described her as very cute. So this part of the response is more of general interest than a specific response to Tazxxxxxxx.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...inho-3949.html

This reviewer MrBackDoorAction also saw Agnes, who is a lady whose profile I mentioned in an earlier post as seeming to depict a very attractive provider. MrBackDoorAction only gave Agnes a 5 out of 10 and said her face was not as pretty as the pictures suggest and that she had a bit of a belly. So Margarida seems to likely be a better choice than Agnes.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-Agnes-3973.html

[Woorace]

Thanks for the update. I am in communication with her now, and hope to see her Thursday. A cuople of futher questions. Since you were not able to see her, and saw another lady, what was the price, and was it full service? I don't want to end up getting shuffled, and pay 150 Euro for a hand release. Thanks.

Just wanted to give you an update on Isis. I tried to see her, but she finally contacted me with an address 3 hours after our scheduled appointment. There is most definitely a communication problem there. I ended up having a Taxi driver, who spoke great English, take to an incall place, where I hooked up with a nice dark skinned girl from Brazil. Nice body, and sex was great, but the BJ was covered, and no kissing. Was OK, but would not return, so I didn't even get the name of the place.

[Tazxxxxxx]

There are no legal problems with doing either outcall or incall in Portugal. The selling and purchasing of sex is legal in Portugal. Certain ancillary activities, such as pimping and pandering, are illegal (as is the case in every country of the world). Technically, maintaining a true brothel is illegal (as the shut down of Michelle's indicates) so the incall places with several ladies are usually categorized as massage parlors. Hotels are guest-friendly. Usually the lady can just come up to your room and knock on the door. For the few hotels with elevator keycards, you just meet her in the lobby. Hotel occupants are allowed to have guests up to their room. Portugal is not like South America.

For what it is worth, there is much less "policing" with respect to outcall escorting in the United States than commonly believed. It is easier to get an escort up to your room in the US than in many countries in South America. Law enforcement in the US doesn't send policewomen into hotels for an outcall appointment and arrest customers after some level of sexual activity has occurred. That is an urban myth perpetuated by bad TV shows. Law enforcement stings involving hotel rooms are incall oriented. In the US, a customer purchases time and companionship rather than sex, and outcall is much less risky for the customer.

Hi Mongerer88,

I've been reading through the boards, and your insight has been incredibly helpful. Thank you. I am coming to Lisbon next month, and wanted one more piece of advice. I'm less interested in the exact services provided (most likely not even looking for FS), but wanted to spend some time with a provider that has a model's good looks (esp. Face.) More of a sexy, exotic swimsuit model rather than a girl next door type of beauty, and ideally a lighter skinned Brazilian / Latin or European. Would you recommend the same set of providers (the d'Alemida Sisters, Sara, etc) or add some other providers to the list? And who would be your top recommendations? Thanks for any advice.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks for the tips! I will have a separate sim for my Lisbon trip and destroy it on my way back. I did NOT understand what you meant by it being Europe and not the US. Are there some things that I need to be aware of? My assumption was that since its legal in Portugal (vs the US), that's one thing I don't need to worry about.

Thank you.

There are no legal problems with doing either outcall or incall in Portugal. The selling and purchasing of sex is legal in Portugal. Certain ancillary activities, such as pimping and pandering, are illegal (as is the case in every country of the world). Technically, maintaining a true brothel is illegal (as the shut down of Michelle's indicates) so the incall places with several ladies are usually categorized as massage parlors. Hotels are guest-friendly. Usually the lady can just come up to your room and knock on the door. For the few hotels with elevator keycards, you just meet her in the lobby. Hotel occupants are allowed to have guests up to their room. Portugal is not like South America.

For what it is worth, there is much less "policing" with respect to outcall escorting in the United States than commonly believed. It is easier to get an escort up to your room in the US than in many countries in South America. Law enforcement in the US doesn't send policewomen into hotels for an outcall appointment and arrest customers after some level of sexual activity has occurred. That is an urban myth perpetuated by bad TV shows. Law enforcement stings involving hotel rooms are incall oriented. In the US, a customer purchases time and companionship rather than sex, and outcall is much less risky for the customer.

[First Timer1]

Hi FirstTimer,

I too will be travelling to Lisbon in the near future. If this is your first dive into the escorting world, here's a few tips as echoed by Mongerer. First off, determine your punting budget for the time that you will be in Lisbon. I see many of the outcall providers featured on the mentioned sites average 150 per outcall. I would then determine where you would like to meet the ladies, whether incall or outcall. If you decide to do outcall, remember, you are in Europe, not the US. Then review the past few months of posts on this site and check out the current selections at apartadox and escortprivada. You can also look into massage places like the Garden of Eden which as far as I suspect, offers a lineup. I would then identify those you are interested in and cross reference them to the local forum as well as this forum for reviews. After narrowing down your selection, send them texts, whatsapps and emails and tell them what you are looking for, how long and where. Word of caution, you might not want to use your personal sim if you are married, etc. And others suggest using a different name as well. After this, make your booking and enjoy yourself. Invite the girl in, hand over the money, have fun and most importantly, contribute to the forum after with your review. This is a very basic approach and I'm sure others have suggestions.

Again, this is a very quick intro. Enjoy your dive into a fun sport.

Thanks for the tips! I will have a separate sim for my Lisbon trip and destroy it on my way back. I did NOT understand what you meant by it being Europe and not the US. Are there some things that I need to be aware of? My assumption was that since its legal in Portugal (vs the US), that's one thing I don't need to worry about.

Thank you.