Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

Thanks for your help guys! Just googled and saw that Sheraton is also close by. Which other good brothels are in the area? I am planning to stay in Sheraton and visit all the places close by. During my last visit I went o the club Elefante. I went in late so selection was limited. I picked a nice looking EE girl and went to the building right across the street. Paid Euro 25 for the room with shower. The girl asked for Euro 150 for 2 shots. We went in the room and after taking a cold shower went on to action. Nice BBBJ followed by Mish and finished in doggy. After finishing first session the girl used the classic story that her friend is in some trouble and see needs to leave. I had made the mistake of paying her upfront so had no choice but to let her go. Will post details of my upcoming visit soon.

Cheers!

A review of the last few pages of the thread reveals the following addresses of reviewed brothels. Using Google maps and typing in the addresses will generate a nice walking / cabbing map. I recall that Michelle's and New Center are relatively close to each other.

Michelle's: Av Migual Bombarda 1, 3rd Floor.

New Center: Av Marques de Tomar 33,5th Floor.

Jardim do Eden: Av Joao XXI 43,3rd Floor.

Garage-LX: 1 Rua Castilho, 1st Floor (on the left).

The threads provide reviews and website links for the VIP Celine and New Lux brothels, but no exact addresses. The websites provide phone numbers. If anyone would care to update this post by providing the exact addresses it would be most appreciated. Hopefully I did not make any typos for the addresses listed above.

The website of the escort agency that I liked, which could send providers directly to your hotel is:

www.escortprivada.com

I am uncertain as to whether this agency is able to provide incall. I presume that the Sheraton is guest friendly. Europe is a live and let-live place, so generally no hotel registration is required for guests.

[Sik007]

I agree. The Holiday Inn Lisbon Continental is very close, inexpensive in terms of Euros or hotel loyalty reward point redemptions, and is girl-friendly if outcall is desired. The hotel is adequate. Not fancy or luxurious, but adequate. That area is where most of the "western brand" hotels are located, so there are a lot of hotels near the most popular brothels (which are also located near each other). I often spend a few Euros on cabs because I still find it difficult to find some addresses even if I am nearby. Lisbon is like San Francisco in that the streets wind around the many hills and it is hard to get perspective. Fortunately the taxis are cheap and the drivers are friendly and generally speak some English. I try to bring a piece of paper with the hotel address and the addressees of the different brothels just in case I get lost.

Thanks for your help guys! Just googled and saw that Sheraton is also close by. Which other good brothels are in the area? I am planning to stay in Sheraton and visit all the places close by. During my last visit I went o the club Elefante. I went in late so selection was limited. I picked a nice looking EE girl and went to the building right across the street. Paid Euro 25 for the room with shower. The girl asked for Euro 150 for 2 shots. We went in the room and after taking a cold shower went on to action. Nice BBBJ followed by Mish and finished in doggy. After finishing first session the girl used the classic story that her friend is in some trouble and see needs to leave. I had made the mistake of paying her upfront so had no choice but to let her go. Will post details of my upcoming visit soon.

Cheers!

[Mongerer88]

How nice do you want? Holiday is is very close to it.

Regards.

I agree. The Holiday Inn Lisbon Continental is very close, inexpensive in terms of Euros or hotel loyalty reward point redemptions, and is girl-friendly if outcall is desired. The hotel is adequate. Not fancy or luxurious, but adequate. That area is where most of the "western brand" hotels are located, so there are a lot of hotels near the most popular brothels (which are also located near each other). I often spend a few Euros on cabs because I still find it difficult to find some addresses even if I am nearby. Lisbon is like San Francisco in that the streets wind around the many hills and it is hard to get perspective. Fortunately the taxis are cheap and the drivers are friendly and generally speak some English. I try to bring a piece of paper with the hotel address and the addressees of the different brothels just in case I get lost.

[AngoChango]

Are there any nice hotels near Michelle's? I am planning a trip to Lisbon and would like to stay near nearby.

How nice do you want? Holiday is is very close to it.

Regards.

[Sik007]

Are there any nice hotels near Michelle's?

I am planning a trip to Lisbon and would like to stay near nearby.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks Mongerer, I really appreciate you taking the time to help out your fellow (potential) punter.

I am pleased that anal does not seem that difficult to get hold of for a 'reactionary Catholic country'. Incidentally, that is not my description but my friend who lived there for a year and complained that the only way you can get sex is by getting married or getting a hooker.

I wonder if I can test your patience a little more and ask a few more questions? Firstly, the anal prices for the ladies you went for are a little steep for my modest budget. I was hoping for a ceiling of 60 Euros per hour. Anywhere you can recommend that is cheap and cheerful (but safe! I don't care if the girls are average looking rather than beauty queens, as long as they are clean, disease free, and not honey traps for a mugging.

A lot of the adverts in the classified site that Carlos provided are for private apartments. Are these likely to have pimps present? Even though my punting experience is actually pretty limited, I have been mugged once which almost put me off doing it ever again. I am sorry if I am just projecting my own experience, but I think I should ask considering this is a foreign country.

Is there a punting review site in Portugal?

Thanks a lot.

Carlos and Kama have a lot more expertise than I do, so hopefully they can help you more. Everything I know is in my reviews.

None of the reviews mention pimps or risk of mugging for independents. I think you are buying into the fantasy world that the anti-sex folks present. I simply think it is unrealistic to come from an English speaking country, where escorts are way, way more expensive than in Portugal, and expect to get a full hour for 60 Euros, including anal, without learning enough of the local language to contact the lower priced providers and dealing with them directly. Honestly, most businessmen and tourists who speak only English have enough funds to make the difference between 150 and 100 and 60 Euros to not be sufficient to jump through a lot of hoops, and the English-speaking market caters to them by charging a bit of a premium. You will always get a better deal by learning the local language, but if you do not want to do that, perhaps you could work some overtime at your job and accumulate a few more Euros. You can try Google translate on your cell phone, but realistically the roaming charges really add up when traveling, and that can negate any savings.

That having been said, the 60 Euro half-hour session at a brothel is a very good deal by worldwide standards. I suggested asking at the time you are presented with a line-up about which girls offer anal, since none of the reviews mention an upsell. When I went to the now defunct Gizelle's, I got two girls. One a slightly chunky Portuguese and one a slim Brazilian. After vaginal intercourse with the Portuguese girl, I started putting anal lube in the Brazilian chick (who did not speak English). The Portuguese girl said the Brazilian girl "does not do anal, but I love to". I realized that I should have asked! I would have reversed my "steps" and I would have done vaginal with the Brazilian and anal with the Portuguese girl.

[DannySouth]

Danny,

Pay attention to Carlos advice. He is an expert.

For what it is worth, the two ladies I reviewed from Escort Privada did anal, and Sophia was really into it. Sophia now goes by Sara on their website, as I was informed by the agency when I inquired about a booking for an upcoming trip. This agency was 150 Euros per hour when I used them, with no upsells, and I really like them because they aim to please.

I have only been to two brothels, Michelle's and Giselle's (which no longer operates) but at both of them the hostess spoke English and it would have been easy to have simply asked before the line-up was presented which ladies do anal. There is no reason to be shy, and none of the reports indicated an upsell for anal beyond the standard 60 Euros for half-hour / 100 Euros for an hour.

Maybe Carlos or Kama can teach us the Portuguese term for anal sex in case we need to ask for it. I am trying to learn some Portuguese, so maybe I can see how many times I can use it in a sentence when speaking to people while visiting. Then I can see if it is really the reactionary Catholic country you described (just kidding).

Thanks Mongerer, I really appreciate you taking the time to help out your fellow (potential) punter.

I am pleased that anal does not seem that difficult to get hold of for a 'reactionary Catholic country'. Incidentally, that is not my description but my friend who lived there for a year and complained that the only way you can get sex is by getting married or getting a hooker.

I wonder if I can test your patience a little more and ask a few more questions? Firstly, the anal prices for the ladies you went for are a little steep for my modest budget. I was hoping for a ceiling of 60 Euros per hour. Anywhere you can recommend that is cheap and cheerful (but safe! I don't care if the girls are average looking rather than beauty queens, as long as they are clean, disease free, and not honey traps for a mugging.

A lot of the adverts in the classified site that Carlos provided are for private apartments. Are these likely to have pimps present? Even though my punting experience is actually pretty limited, I have been mugged once which almost put me off doing it ever again. I am sorry if I am just projecting my own experience, but I think I should ask considering this is a foreign country.

Is there a punting review site in Portugal?

Thanks a lot.

[DannySouth]

Danny. When you check the Portuguese internet-sites and you want to find a GP which is into anal. Watch out for the word "completa" - that means she is into it.

There are so many ads at http://www.classificadosx.net - check this site out.

Carlos.

Thanks Carlos, that is really helpful. I found several prostitutes that seem to fit the bill using that site. However, they don't really give details about pricing etc, so I was wondering what the standard is for one hour with anal (incidentally if I pay for an hour in London I would assume that I can come as much as I like during that time, is it the same in Portugal? The prostitutes I thought were promising are below, does anyone have experience with these ones? Hope someone can help.

http://www.classificadosx.net/anunci...xo-em-troca-de

http://www.classificadosx.net/anunci...ndo-55-21-9917

http://www.classificadosx.net/anunci...seiro-avassala

http://www.classificadosx.net/anunci...pleta-adoro-69

http://www.classificadosx.net/anunci...-discretamente

[Mongerer88]

Danny,

Pay attention to Carlos advice. He is an expert.

For what it is worth, the two ladies I reviewed from Escort Privada did anal, and Sophia was really into it. Sophia now goes by Sara on their website, as I was informed by the agency when I inquired about a booking for an upcoming trip. This agency was 150 Euros per hour when I used them, with no upsells, and I really like them because they aim to please.

I have only been to two brothels, Michelle's and Giselle's (which no longer operates) but at both of them the hostess spoke English and it would have been easy to have simply asked before the line-up was presented which ladies do anal. There is no reason to be shy, and none of the reports indicated an upsell for anal beyond the standard 60 Euros for half-hour / 100 Euros for an hour.

Maybe Carlos or Kama can teach us the Portuguese term for anal sex in case we need to ask for it. I am trying to learn some Portuguese, so maybe I can see how many times I can use it in a sentence when speaking to people while visiting. Then I can see if it is really the reactionary Catholic country you described (just kidding).

[Carlos Primeros]

Danny. When you check the Portuguese internet-sites and you want to find a GP which is into anal. Watch out for the word "completa" - that means she is into it.

There are so many ads at http://www.classificadosx.net - check this site out.

Carlos.

[DannySouth]

Thanks dude, I appreciate the response. Had a skim through Carlos' posts and found the address for New Center. I don't read Portuguese so not sure if the paper's will help me. Unless they are in English language. Can you (or anyone else) recommend some Portuguese working girls that are into butt fucking? One thing I forgot to mention is that I hate plastic tits, so don't want any plastic surgery junkies.

Jeez Danny, I did anal with both of the native Portuguese girls I saw on my last trip and I did not realize that it likely caused them to go to confessional on the way back from the hotel.

There is a lot of good information in the forum. All of the well known brothels, Michelle's, New Center, etc. , are in fine neighborhoods relatively near a long street that has Holiday Inns, A Sheraton, a Comfort Inn, etc. Not a high crime area. And the prices of 60 Euros for a half-hour and 100 Euros for an hour are as inexpensive as anywhere in Europe.

Carlos has identified a number of papers that have very good providers offering great services at an even lower cost than that. The problem for most of us is that relatively few of those providers speak English, so they are difficult to contact for an English-only customer.

[Mongerer88]

Jeez Danny, I did anal with both of the native Portuguese girls I saw on my last trip and I did not realize that it likely caused them to go to confessional on the way back from the hotel.

There is a lot of good information in the forum. All of the well known brothels, Michelle's, New Center, etc. , are in fine neighborhoods relatively near a long street that has Holiday Inns, A Sheraton, a Comfort Inn, etc. Not a high crime area. And the prices of 60 Euros for a half-hour and 100 Euros for an hour are as inexpensive as anywhere in Europe.

Carlos has identified a number of papers that have very good providers offering great services at an even lower cost than that. The problem for most of us is that relatively few of those providers speak English, so they are difficult to contact for an English-only customer.

Hi,

Am going to have a free day in Lisbon in mid February, and I am keen to use it to try one of the local prostitutes. I have some specific requirements though so, was hoping someone could help me.

What is required:

# Safe Location. I don't want to be setup and mugged, or put myself at risk of this, so would like to find a reputable establishment, though not at the 'elite' end of the market as I'm an everyday kind of guy and don't have that kind of money.

# Cleanliness, as important is that I want hygienic and disease free merchandise.

# If I'm in Portugal I want to go with a typically Mediterranean Portuguese woman which I have never tried. I don't see the point of coming to Lisbon and having sex with East Europeans or blacks, which is easy enough to do in London.

An optional extra:

It would be good if the hooker can do most things such as anal. I know Portugal is a reactionary catholic country and possibly this is unlikely, but just thought I'd ask.

Also, I am not bothered about age. I find many mature women as sexy as youngsters, although obviously I don't want any woman that has let herself go.

Thanks for listening and hope someone can help.

Best,

Daniel

[DannySouth]

Hi,

Am going to have a free day in Lisbon in mid February, and I am keen to use it to try one of the local prostitutes. I have some specific requirements though so, was hoping someone could help me.

What is required:

# Safe Location. I don't want to be setup and mugged, or put myself at risk of this, so would like to find a reputable establishment, though not at the 'elite' end of the market as I'm an everyday kind of guy and don't have that kind of money.

# Cleanliness, as important is that I want hygienic and disease free merchandise.

# If I'm in Portugal I want to go with a typically Mediterranean Portuguese woman which I have never tried. I don't see the point of coming to Lisbon and having sex with East Europeans or blacks, which is easy enough to do in London.

An optional extra:

It would be good if the hooker can do most things such as anal. I know Portugal is a reactionary catholic country and possibly this is unlikely, but just thought I'd ask.

Also, I am not bothered about age. I find many mature women as sexy as youngsters, although obviously I don't want any woman that has let herself go.

Thanks for listening and hope someone can help.

Best,

Daniel

[Carlos Primeros]

Night & Day is dead. Only the battered providers are there. But they think that they are still in their prime.

I was there seconde week of December 2014 - 2 Angolanas 4/5 - one Romanian. Approximately a 3 in my book and two others with an age of Stalins grandma.

Better spend your money somewhere else.

Carlos Primeros.

[Houellebecq]

Dear connoisseurs of the Lisbon nightlife,

Several years ago, I stayed in Lisbon for some nights and I enjoyed very much attending the. Then so-called - "Night & Day" bar in Avenida Duque Loulé. It was a little bit run down, but very authentic with many local guys sitting there and drinking from their personal bottle of whisky (labelled with their names). And the ladies were also very nice. I liked this club much more than the others like "Elefante Branco" and so on.

Does anybody know if that place still exists? I will probably go on a trip to Lisbon in spring and would love to visit, if possible.