Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

Nationality: Brazilian from So Paulo.

Height: about 1.65 m.

Face: pretty, with big dark eyes (I would like to give her a facial. But she didn't let).

Hair: well treated.

Body in shape.

Ass: Rounded.

Chest: silicone, a little hard but well done.

Kiss on the mouth: yes.

Oral: natural and well done until the end.

Pussy: clean and smelling. Quite small, had to put the gel on before the fight.

Anal: it does but it is expensive. 50 more, I think it's an exaggeration so I didn't do it.

Attitude: good, accepted all positions without problems.

Hygiene: clean and smelling with a good perfume.

Place: close to el corte, very nice renovated apartment, she rents only with another girl, so there is not a lot of people going to the bathroom..

Thank you very much for the review and for the updated link.

Her links on the local review board had expired, so I sent them a message to see if they will update.

She has five reviews on the local review board that are very similar to the one you just did. All of them were 7's out of 10 who loved her looks but wished she had a more enthusiastic performance to match her great looks.

I guess she is the classic be+ student who coasts along and never cares about getting an A even though she is clearly capable of it. Her last review on the local board was from a guy who was irritated that he bought an hour instead of a half hour, but she just wanted to talk after his first cum and she never initiated the second one, even though he felt there was time.

Her name interests me because she took the name of a similar looking São Paolo erotic model / escort who is popular enough to have an a Official twitter account. I always wondered if that was a coincidence or marketing.

Can you let us know if you conversed with her in English or Portuguese?

Thanks again for the review.

[LucasIron]

Nationality: Brazilian from São Paulo.

Height: about 1.65 m.

Face: pretty, with big dark eyes (I would like to give her a facial. But she didn't let).

Hair: well treated.

Body in shape.

Ass: Rounded.

Chest: silicone, a little hard but well done.

Kiss on the mouth: yes.

Oral: natural and well done until the end.

Pussy: clean and smelling. Quite small, had to put the gel on before the fight.

Anal: it does but it is expensive. 50 more, I think it's an exaggeration so I didn't do it.

Attitude: good, accepted all positions without problems.

Hygiene: clean and smelling with a good perfume.

Place: close to el corte, very nice renovated apartment, she rents only with another girl, so there is not a lot of people going to the bathroom.

Extra: as a good Brazilian tradition, he happily accepted several slaps on the ass when he was 4.

Conclusion: The girl is good, sucks well, and has potential. If I were a little more involved it would be an 8, but I will give her 7. I was talking to her for a long time, she is friendly and intelligent.

Photos: https://www.erosportugal.com/acompan.../lorena-paiva/.

[Member #4703]

Tired of sitting at home for months at end, planned a 1 week mongering trip to Lisbon. Had been on the seekingarrangement bandwagon for a few months in my home country, and encouraged by the results, wanted to see how it goes in a south European country. If there were no restrictions on travel, probably would have gone to Madrid since that is a place I have not been before, but Lisbon seemed like the safest place to be at this moment.

Signed up on seeking a few weeks back before the trip, amd started contacting girls. Since I had only a short time in Lisbon, my approach was pretty straightforward. After some initial pleasantries, I told them I am coming to Lisbon for a few days, and if they were up for meeting for a drink / dinner and taking the date forward if we like each other. What seeking does well is the use if tags in its profiles, I only contacted the ones which had something like "No strings attached" and avoided the ones which had "long term" or anything similar. I would say I had a good strike rate and something like 70-80% of the girls were up to meet. For a 6 day trip, I made sure that I had the numbers of around 10-12 girls who were up to meet and then continue to my apartment if we liked each other. The rate of flaking out among the girls is also high, as I find out later. One more reason why I chose Lisbon is because I already know about Nuru Spa and escortprivada, which I could fall back on in case of being stood up by a girl.

Day 1: Got to Lisbon a bit late in the evening, and after standing outside the airport for 30 minutes in a bit of cold and wind, arrived at my apartment with a bit of headache. Was really afraid.

Was really afraid that I had caught corona on my flight over. But it was too late to back out of the meeting I had already set up with a girl. I called her and explained to her that I had a headache and if she wants to cancel the meeting and doesn't want to take a risk, that's totally fine. But she was still up to meet, she said that everyone who she knows has corona got the symptoms only 4 or 5 days after being infected. So we went along with the meet.

She was a real gem, even brought some paracetamol for me, really sweet and caring. She was a little bit shorter with a great body and fake boobs. My guess is that she was a pro in a previous life and now is just in a normal job. Even though she said she was in her early 20's, I think she was about 27 or 28. Excellent performance in bed, we fucked once before sleeping and nice again when we woke up. Real GFE with loads of kissing. She had to leave at 5 in the morning (said she had to be early at her job, which is mostly a code for have to get home before my kid wakes up). She even set an alarm for 4 am so we could fuck once more before she leaves haha. Very good experience, also we chatted a lot on whassapp in the days leading up to the arrangement, and after that. Damage 200 euros. The absolute highlight of the trip, can spend a lot more time with her.

Day 2:

Met up with a girl who was a foreigner from the North living in Lisbon. Had a nice dinner and drinks at a great rooftop in central Lisbon. Intelligent, well read and well travelled girl, was a pleasure to talk to, but lacked the usual South European vivaciousness. She said she could come to my apartment, but would not be able to stay the night and would leave at about 1 am or so. We decided to uber back to my apartment and had a few hours of nice GFE sex. A bit of a downer was that she was in her period, so DATY was off the menu, but still had some nice intimate sex and good conversation, evening well spent. Damage: 200 as a gift and 30 for dinner / uber.

Day 3: Tried to meet up with the girl from day1 again, and asked her if she will be willing to meet without any financial exchanges, but we could have some nice food and drinks somewhere. Surprisingly, she agreed. But we had a hitch in the afternoon when she told me that a guy in her office had been diagnosed with corona the day before and now everyone in the office had to quarantine, so tried to find another girl at short notice, which is always difficult. Another girl agreed to come over directly to my apartment (I had a video chat with her a few days before and she looked ok, was one of my backup options). Surprisingly, when she came, she said she could onlystay till 10 pm, even though we had already agreed a full night.

Lesson Learnt: Always confirm the arrangement right before the meeting to avoid any surprises. Anyways, we went ahead with the meeting and right before I was going for the main course, she said her period had just started. Since I love DATY, I was of course quite disappointed but managed to not spoil my mood. Pretty sure the girl was a pro both from her looks and the area where she lived, near Roma Areiro train station where Nuru Spa is. A lot of other pros also live in that area. Most of the girls will ask you to send an uber to pick them up and take them home. Anyways, had a nice chat with her after she gave me a nice blowjob. We fucked for a bit in missionary, and when I got up, I saw blood on the bedsheet and on myself from the period. Did not realize she would bleed so much, would not have had sex if I knew she bleeds a lot. She was very embarrassed and helped me clean up. After that, we had a nice chat for about an hour or so, and then called it a day. Overall, an ok experience, the girl was quite cute even though we had the problem with the blood and everything. Damage: 100 gift + uber + a bottle of wine.

Day 4:

Met my fourth girl who was also a foreigner living in Lisbon. She was the most high maintenance of all and also I think the most fun of all. She wanted to go to the most expensive rooftop in Lisbon for some dinner and drinks and was ok with continuing to the hotel after that. We didn't go to the expensive place, but went to another really nice rooftop, the food and drinks were just amazing. She had a really nice dressing style and looked quite pretty with her makeup, and I could feel a few jealous glances coming my way. Anyways, this city definitely knows how to do rooftops right, with really great views, food and drinks. Had a good couple of hours there with nice conversation, after which we decided to uber back to my apartment with a wine bottle from the restaurant. After she took off her makeup, I realized she was definitely in her late 20's or early 30's. With makeup, she really seemed like an early 20's girl. The way she fucked and sucked, she was definitely a pro in a previous life (or currently), but I think more of the high end type. If I was looking for a sohisticated girl to take to a high-end event, she would be the one. It was still a nice experience with her because she told me already that even though she would like to sleep in her own bed when the night ended, there is absolutely no rush to end the night and she will stay until I want her to. She was a very enthusiastic fucker, and could fuck for hours I think. Unfortunately, I am not as young as I used to be, so couldn't really go for as long as I wanted to. Damages: 200 gift + uber + 120 food / drinks.

Day 5:

Met my fifth girl who is the only one I can confidently say was not a pro. Very cute and petite Brazilian with limited English, but enough to have a fun chat. She was very very flaky on scheduling, but finally came to my apartment saying she had to leave in about 2.5 hours. She did not specifically agree to have sex before we met, but said we will see. Had a nice glass of wine and a nice chat with her, but whenever I tried to steer her towards a kiss or towards the bed, she said she wasn't sure she wanted to have sex. She prefers to know someone first and blah blah blah before she will go for sex. At the end, I was a bit frustrated and told her I am hungry and will go out to eat something and maybe we should just end the date. Something clicked in her after hearing this, she went to the bathroom and then hopped into bed, but she had to leave after 30 minutes. Instead of rushing things, I told her lets meet when I come to Lisbon next, thinking I will go to Nuru Spa and get my load off. Damage 0.

I did go to Nuru Spa, but the lineup was not like it was previously. 3 girls present, only 1 was kinda fuckable, so returned with heavy balls. Tried to message the Brazilian girl again to convince her I can help her financially if she was ready to go all the way, but she wasn't ready. Finally called over Catarina Moura from escortprivada. Catarina has been reviewed at gp-pt and here with some good reviews, and it was an overall ok experience. Came about 20 minutes late for the meeting and was decently ok. She was lacking in the looks department, but kinda made up for it with her body and attitude. She gave a nice massage and a nice sloppy blowjob, but nothing to write home about. She tried to say that the time was up before it actually was, but I asked to have a massage for the remaining time, and she did it quite well. Was an ok experience, but will not repeat. Damage 150.

Day 6:

Wanted to have a last romp before leaving, so called Nuru Spa to arrange a session with the fuckable girl from yesterday. I already asked them on Saturday whether they open on Sunday, and they said they open only by appointment on Sunday with a particular girl, there is no lineup on Sundays. I called them at about 12 in the afternoon, they did not pick up, but I got a whassapp an hour later telling me which girls are available today. Fortunately, the one from Saturday was available and I booked 30 minutes with her. She was a nice Brazilian with a good body, did not speak English, but gave a really nice massage and a good sloppy blowjob. Did not go for a fuck with her since I was a bit tired, but overall good experience. Damage 100.

Overall, SA was a different experience than escortprivada / Nuru Spa. I would recommend SA if you have loads of time, are not easily frustrated by girls flaking out and have the patience to coordinate schedules with the girls. Next time I go, I would probably ask one of the better SA girls if they want to join me somewhere outside Lisbon for a couple of days, that might be a good way to enjoy the whole sugar experience without all the headaches of cancellations and planning.

[Mongerer88]

Lara Shultz, who is highly reviewed on the local board with particular compliments for her massage skills, CFS, and BBBJTCIM, has begun advertising on Portal Privada. She uses WhatsApp, but it appears wise to use Google Translate to send the message in Portuguese.

https://www.portalprivado.com/acompa...mpanhante=1016

[RandomWanderer]

The Tinder info really is very interesting. Did you also discuss the specifics of the sexual services they would provide? Or do you think that's too much for non-professional girls?

Yes I did discuss it after the money was agreed on and it was obvious what we going to do. But never started dropping a list of terms expecting them to know it. Only hinted about one thing discreetly and often in a joking fashion: anal sex (never used this word straight out).

Everyone understood and usually showed what they liked about it within a couple texts.

[LivingRoom1]

The Tinder info really is very interesting. Did you also discuss the specifics of the sexual services they would provide? Or do you think that's too much for non-professional girls?

So talked and texted to many girls during my stay but didn't meet someone every day. However I spend a lot of time lurking and hassling in the city so thought I going to share some of my thoughts gathered here.

Many would say Brazil is the best place in the World for Anal. I would say it's true but more so for Americans. For Europeans it's a long trip and usually not something you do only for this explicit purpose. With that said Lisbon is the number one place in Europe, by far. And not surprisingly closely connected to Brazil.

Overall the level of service, nice personalities and independent feeling (many just do bursts for a couple of months) are all very high. Even when just randomly going for profiles they can turn out ok. In most countries in EU you would have a 100% rip-off chance.

Kissing, CIM, Swallowing etc are common with the older MILFs and OWO is standard. Only 1 girls I texted with said she no longer does OWO. Rest never even mentioned it, just did it.

One girls explained it like this. -"There are three types of hookers in Lisbon, A) Single mother or someone loosing their job, B) University Students C) Drug addicts" and I would say it feels very much true. In fact looking at "who knows who" the single moms / MILFs know each other, while the student I met certainly did not want to know anyone else. This also means it's naturally harder to find the student type since they are fewer (what I can see) and more discreet not mixing with any other group..

[Dluciano]

Hey guys,

Are there any good brothel apartments in Lisbon that anyone recommends? Last year I travelled here, and found a good one, but somehow they are no longer in business. Would appreciate recommendations, thanks!

Currently, they can visit the escorts of Avenida de Berna, Avenida João XXI, Looking for "acompanhantes Avenida de Berna" or if you prefer independent escorts from Ninfa Models like Lana, to the center of Lisbon https://ninfamodels.com/lana-escort/ ou Iris https://ninfamodels.com/iris-escort/.

[Kama Leão]

Hey guys,

Are there any good brothel apartments in Lisbon that anyone recommends? Last year I travelled here, and found a good one, but somehow they are no longer in business. Would appreciate recommendations, thanks!

Apart from the so called "spas" (of which there were some comments here before), the old brothel model is vanishing. As a matter of fact, the independent ladies always tend to be a better option.

Talking of which, the new photo session of the amazing Larissa Ivanova (formerly Russian Larissa) is on ApartadoX as "the sexy Nurse": https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...nova-4837.html.

[MasterRochi]

Hey guys,

Are there any good brothel apartments in Lisbon that anyone recommends? Last year I travelled here, and found a good one, but somehow they are no longer in business. Would appreciate recommendations, thanks!

[Mr Matrix]

So talked and texted to many girls during my stay but didn't meet someone every day. However I spend a lot of time lurking and hassling in the city so thought I going to share some of my thoughts gathered here.

Many would say Brazil is the best place in the World for Anal. I would say it's true but more so for Americans. For Europeans it's a long trip and usually not something you do only for this explicit purpose. With that said Lisbon is the number one place in Europe, by far. And not surprisingly closely connected to Brazil..

Firstly, thank you for your comprehensive feedback of your experiences, I agree Lisbon is a wonderful city full of beautiful garotas (including many Brazilians), and is easy for us in Europe to visit for a long week-end. But I'm not sure about your suggestion that Brazil is a long trip from Europe and more suitable for the American guys. Flight time to Rio or Sao Paulo from Europe is about 12 hours, Unless you fly from Miami (8 hours) is it much the same flight time from the rest of the States as flying from Europe.

The big attraction with Brazil for me is the number of girls available and the prices for everything including the girls being less than half the rates in Europe including Portugal. It is easy to find a garota de programa locally well reviewed on http://www.gparena.net or http://forumcutuca.com for 150 Reals an hour including anal, that's less than 25 Euros at current exchange rates, Maybe that's why, as you say, the Brazilian girls make the trip to Lisbon or Miami for a couple of months at a time, follow the money.

In addition in Brazil you have the Boates, Termas and Clinicas where you can see and talk to the girl that you like the look of and be sure of exactly what you are going to get before you commit.

And then you also have the whole Brazil experience which is something special, so yes Lisbon (or Germany, Switzerland and Austria for the FKK clubs), for a week-end, but a longer trip I'll still head to Brazil.

[Mongerer88]

I will be back in Lisbon for 3 weeks for work from the beginning of October.

What I am looking for or what I want:

A nice, long sensual erotic massage, maybe ending with girlfriend sex.

What are your experiences over the last few weeks, who can combine the two well?

I look forward to your answers and thank you in advance.

Here is the link to the best reviewed massage spa that is known for covered vaginal sex and where BBBJ is standard (with many ladies doing CIM) as part of full service. This ISG thread has reviews.

https://nuruspalisboa.com/?lang=en

And one of the highest-rated ladies on the local review board for quality massage followed by oral sex and covered vaginal sex (she gets very good reviews for BBBJ and most reviews indicate that CIM is available) is supposed to return to a Lisbon in October. She has lots of great reviews on the local board but has no ISG reviews yet. You likely need to translate your WhatsApp message to her to Portuguese using Google Translate, which is easy to do. Her name is Lara Shulthz.

https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/an...cetinha-aperta#group=galeria_224194&photo=224194.

https://www.portuas.com/acompanhante...veite-id-eymds

[Carra2210]

I will be back in Lisbon for 3 weeks for work from the beginning of October.

What I am looking for or what I want:

A nice, long sensual erotic massage, maybe ending with girlfriend sex.

What are your experiences over the last few weeks, who can combine the two well?

I look forward to your answers and thank you in advance.

[UCantcMeBro]

Brother that is some ground breaking reporting.

Mellany is on my list and even I wanted to verify if she is worth the shot or is too busy to be preferred.

But Looks like you can be a great partner to do some punting together.

Appreciate the reporting I will try Mellany soon and will put a detailed FR soon.

So talked and texted to many girls during my stay but didn't meet someone every day. However I spend a lot of time lurking and hassling in the city so thought I going to share some of my thoughts gathered here.

Many would say Brazil is the best place in the World for Anal. I would say it's true but more so for Americans. For Europeans it's a long trip and usually not something you do only for this explicit purpose. With that said Lisbon is the number one place in Europe, by far. And not surprisingly closely connected to Brazil.

Overall the level of service, nice personalities and independent feeling (many just do bursts for a couple of months) are all very high. Even when just randomly going for profiles they can turn out ok. In most countries in EU you would have a 100% rip-off chance.

Kissing, CIM, Swallowing etc are common with the older MILFs and OWO is standard. Only 1 girls I texted with said she no longer does OWO. Rest never even mentioned it, just did it.

One girls explained it like this. -"There are three types of hookers in Lisbon, A) Single mother or someone loosing their job, B) University Students C) Drug addicts" and I would say it feels very much true. In fact looking at "who knows who" the single moms / MILFs know each other, while the student I met certainly did not want to know anyone else. This also means it's naturally harder to find the student type since they are fewer (what I can see) and more discreet not mixing with any other group.

Tinder / Badoo / SA.

This area was very interesting. I paid for them all and put my target age to 18-22 years old and swiped like crazy for days while at the beach etc. The error is I should have done so weeks before I arrived.

Turned out you can find severally profiles quickly taking the bait of 400 euro. But I then starting moving to lower numbers thinking (400 is a lot here and a bit too much). While it takes far longer to communicate with them because you can sense they are nervous and inexperienced. But many very open.

So what happened was that I aligned a date with a 18 year old that looked incredible good (like a younger version of Swedish girl Bianca Ingrosso), super good skin, glistering hair, model like face etc for 300 euro. However in the morning the day we should meet for sex she texts saying her period just started. And asked if I was ok with that or not. And after much thinking I had to blow it off because it meant no licking or fiddling around there at all, while risking a huge mess at hotel AND Covid-19 on top of that. So just had to say no:

All my time spend switching targets, setting up this one and now blowing it off last 2 days at my trip made it hard to recover and fix something before leaving. The ones I had turned down did not answer any more. This is a one shot deal and you better take it while it's hot.

This is however something I will focus more on before coming next time. And really take the time 1-2 weeks before arriving. SA mostly overpriced offers and not something I will look at next time. Not worth it in Portugal I think.

Drugs.

You can still smoke weed pretty freely with respect to others. Noone cares and neither Police unless you are too offensive. Pink Street got some younger gypsies that do have good hash, decent low-grade cocaine but really clear MDMA crystals they are literally giving as samples.

These guys have their stash in the electric boxes on the wall-sde of the bridge (road going over pink street). Warning though, very very jidderisch and you will have 2 vs1 selling everything they can. So be firm with your street-smart and if you are first-timer don't even think about Pink Street, remove the name from your brain.

Older gypsies around all the Plazas and toursit streaks are just bafoons selling big wrapped balls of fake hasch. Not even CBD stuff. Looks real when wrapped but no smell at all. So easy to step away from. "Amsterdam" shops sell all kinds of CBD product openly.

However best place for freelancing is Martim Moniz. The left road is littered with African gangs doing the same hassling as younger gypsies. It's not going to be good, a lot of fake Spice versions etc. Hasch is generally much better than weed sadly in Portugal.

But they do sell some decent Skunk (darker weed, while the light green "weed" is spice) that is very dry and been hard packed (meaning in kilos / tons and smuggled from Africa). It's overpriced but if you don't really care about your 20 euro bills you can get a bunch of small bags and have enough for some days. Not going to be best stuff you ever smoked.

Elephante Branco.

While I never entered this place this time I lived not too far away. And many evenings I stood smoking weed outside observing everyone going in and out. Did so back and forth during my stay so gathered many hours watching, and frowning and the spectacle.

One thing I noticed it's far fewer girls coming there, some very late (after 22.00) but most early (before 20.00). They are closing allegedly at 00.00 but never saw it close by that time. Most women have so much fake hair, nails and strong perfume they are more like a Diva than a nice girl you meet at a bar Especially the darker skinned women. Also in the week most girls come with same dress several days in a row. They simply can't afford too many expensive designer dresses (yes most have designer dress).

Guy are lacking in week days and Saturday is by far the most visited day, almost a queue sometimes when several groups arrive at the same time. Most are young (max 30), pretty fit but rookie clothing with white t-shirts / shirts in the dark etc. Many have hoodies even, thought they would deny that. Most have street shoes.

Very few leave with a girl what I seen, but again closing hours are profoundly obscure here. And you mostly see the typical scenario: A short guy in suit coming out mostly high on cocaine and happy as ever, holding 2 girls one by each side. While waiting for taxi the girls act like the typical cheerleader fraternity party mixed with hooker grinding ass at the dude. And all of that charade works on the dude of course. He certainly tried to look like the typical Finance guy, and you expect a Uber Black to roll up (I would done that) but then comes not a Uber at all, but he ordered a local cheap-assed-crap cab. And the illusion quickly melts away. Can't stop to wonder what the chances are he isn't even going to get to the sex part before these 2 girls pushed him (and themselves for free) into so much alcohol and cocaine he can barely speak.

My plan was to make a visit the last Saturday of my trip. But seeing all of this during the weeks when I smoked weed outside made me realize it's not even worth it as a "study" or report haha. Maybe in another country and place it would be a fabulous establishment. Now it's the biggest pro-scene-rip-off machine in Lisbon. But kudos to the owner who probably is rich. Everyone regardless of wallet is better off elsewhere. Maybe only exception is if you want that all-in night with cocaine and crazy party at the hotel room with some girls that are expensive as fuck for a full night.

Going to a roof-top bar now (they are counted as outside and hence no restriction of face-mask) you have tons of money-starved normal women. Pretty much the same game except the fraternity-party-style with a huge rip-off tab. Portuguese are the easiest in EU to approach in my opinion.

Language.

Many girls like Mellany (https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...lany-4848.html) read my English message and never answered, 2 days later I asked again she read and no answer. A day after that suddenly she replies "Oi bebe nao falo ingles". If I sent translate text she answered but took 200 euro + cab for coming to hotel. And she said she worked near Roma Reiro station. Preferred incall.

Reason I think they don' even bother translating themselves is because they don't have to. Every girls I met had their phone buzzing and calling all the time. Also on WhatsApp you can see most girls when they are online etc. Melanny is online basically every sharp hour. Probably full all the time.

Therefore I never went with her. A bit pricy for mostly doing OWO and she can possible be a bit sloppy at service due to too many customers going for what looks to be a nice face. But someone else has to verify how she is.

While Tinder / Badoo girls at 18-22 all seemed to have good basic English.

[RandomWanderer]

So talked and texted to many girls during my stay but didn't meet someone every day. However I spend a lot of time lurking and hassling in the city so thought I going to share some of my thoughts gathered here.

Many would say Brazil is the best place in the World for Anal. I would say it's true but more so for Americans. For Europeans it's a long trip and usually not something you do only for this explicit purpose. With that said Lisbon is the number one place in Europe, by far. And not surprisingly closely connected to Brazil.

Overall the level of service, nice personalities and independent feeling (many just do bursts for a couple of months) are all very high. Even when just randomly going for profiles they can turn out ok. In most countries in EU you would have a 100% rip-off chance.

Kissing, CIM, Swallowing etc are common with the older MILFs and OWO is standard. Only 1 girls I texted with said she no longer does OWO. Rest never even mentioned it, just did it.

One girls explained it like this. -"There are three types of hookers in Lisbon, A) Single mother or someone loosing their job, B) University Students C) Drug addicts" and I would say it feels very much true. In fact looking at "who knows who" the single moms / MILFs know each other, while the student I met certainly did not want to know anyone else. This also means it's naturally harder to find the student type since they are fewer (what I can see) and more discreet not mixing with any other group.

Tinder / Badoo / SA.

This area was very interesting. I paid for them all and put my target age to 18-22 years old and swiped like crazy for days while at the beach etc. The error is I should have done so weeks before I arrived.

Turned out you can find severally profiles quickly taking the bait of 400 euro. But I then starting moving to lower numbers thinking (400 is a lot here and a bit too much). While it takes far longer to communicate with them because you can sense they are nervous and inexperienced. But many very open.

So what happened was that I aligned a date with a 18 year old that looked incredible good (like a younger version of Swedish girl Bianca Ingrosso), super good skin, glistering hair, model like face etc for 300 euro. However in the morning the day we should meet for sex she texts saying her period just started. And asked if I was ok with that or not. And after much thinking I had to blow it off because it meant no licking or fiddling around there at all, while risking a huge mess at hotel AND Covid-19 on top of that. So just had to say no:

All my time spend switching targets, setting up this one and now blowing it off last 2 days at my trip made it hard to recover and fix something before leaving. The ones I had turned down did not answer any more. This is a one shot deal and you better take it while it's hot.

This is however something I will focus more on before coming next time. And really take the time 1-2 weeks before arriving. SA mostly overpriced offers and not something I will look at next time. Not worth it in Portugal I think.

Drugs.

You can still smoke weed pretty freely with respect to others. Noone cares and neither Police unless you are too offensive. Pink Street got some younger gypsies that do have good hash, decent low-grade cocaine but really clear MDMA crystals they are literally giving as samples.

These guys have their stash in the electric boxes on the wall-sde of the bridge (road going over pink street). Warning though, very very jidderisch and you will have 2 vs1 selling everything they can. So be firm with your street-smart and if you are first-timer don't even think about Pink Street, remove the name from your brain.

Older gypsies around all the Plazas and toursit streaks are just bafoons selling big wrapped balls of fake hasch. Not even CBD stuff. Looks real when wrapped but no smell at all. So easy to step away from. "Amsterdam" shops sell all kinds of CBD product openly.

However best place for freelancing is Martim Moniz. The left road is littered with African gangs doing the same hassling as younger gypsies. It's not going to be good, a lot of fake Spice versions etc. Hasch is generally much better than weed sadly in Portugal.

But they do sell some decent Skunk (darker weed, while the light green "weed" is spice) that is very dry and been hard packed (meaning in kilos / tons and smuggled from Africa). It's overpriced but if you don't really care about your 20 euro bills you can get a bunch of small bags and have enough for some days. Not going to be best stuff you ever smoked.

Elephante Branco.

While I never entered this place this time I lived not too far away. And many evenings I stood smoking weed outside observing everyone going in and out. Did so back and forth during my stay so gathered many hours watching, and frowning and the spectacle.

One thing I noticed it's far fewer girls coming there, some very late (after 22.00) but most early (before 20.00). They are closing allegedly at 00.00 but never saw it close by that time. Most women have so much fake hair, nails and strong perfume they are more like a Diva than a nice girl you meet at a bar Especially the darker skinned women. Also in the week most girls come with same dress several days in a row. They simply can't afford too many expensive designer dresses (yes most have designer dress).

Guy are lacking in week days and Saturday is by far the most visited day, almost a queue sometimes when several groups arrive at the same time. Most are young (max 30), pretty fit but rookie clothing with white t-shirts / shirts in the dark etc. Many have hoodies even, thought they would deny that. Most have street shoes.

Very few leave with a girl what I seen, but again closing hours are profoundly obscure here. And you mostly see the typical scenario: A short guy in suit coming out mostly high on cocaine and happy as ever, holding 2 girls one by each side. While waiting for taxi the girls act like the typical cheerleader fraternity party mixed with hooker grinding ass at the dude. And all of that charade works on the dude of course. He certainly tried to look like the typical Finance guy, and you expect a Uber Black to roll up (I would done that) but then comes not a Uber at all, but he ordered a local cheap-assed-crap cab. And the illusion quickly melts away. Can't stop to wonder what the chances are he isn't even going to get to the sex part before these 2 girls pushed him (and themselves for free) into so much alcohol and cocaine he can barely speak.

My plan was to make a visit the last Saturday of my trip. But seeing all of this during the weeks when I smoked weed outside made me realize it's not even worth it as a "study" or report haha. Maybe in another country and place it would be a fabulous establishment. Now it's the biggest pro-scene-rip-off machine in Lisbon. But kudos to the owner who probably is rich. Everyone regardless of wallet is better off elsewhere. Maybe only exception is if you want that all-in night with cocaine and crazy party at the hotel room with some girls that are expensive as fuck for a full night.

Going to a roof-top bar now (they are counted as outside and hence no restriction of face-mask) you have tons of money-starved normal women. Pretty much the same game except the fraternity-party-style with a huge rip-off tab. Portuguese are the easiest in EU to approach in my opinion.

Language.

Many girls like Mellany (https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...lany-4848.html) read my English message and never answered, 2 days later I asked again she read and no answer. A day after that suddenly she replies "Oi bebe nao falo ingles". If I sent translate text she answered but took 200 euro + cab for coming to hotel. And she said she worked near Roma Reiro station. Preferred incall.

Reason I think they don' even bother translating themselves is because they don't have to. Every girls I met had their phone buzzing and calling all the time. Also on WhatsApp you can see most girls when they are online etc. Melanny is online basically every sharp hour. Probably full all the time.

Therefore I never went with her. A bit pricy for mostly doing OWO and she can possible be a bit sloppy at service due to too many customers going for what looks to be a nice face. But someone else has to verify how she is.

While Tinder / Badoo girls at 18-22 all seemed to have good basic English.

[RandomWanderer]

Leonor Oliveira (https://escortprivada.com/escort/leonor-oliveira/). Sofia Viana and another girl (Aurora Martins) both had sent me link to Leonor saying they didn't work right now "but here's my friend she will meet you". I never took it then because it could be a switch-bait, and I tend to stick to my guns and not let girls start controlling the outcome I never planned for.

However my last late evening I planned to just smoke some weed I got left and chill. But then I thought I already had 150 euro in cash so why not just burn it while I can.

Texting went easy and she were the only one arriving on time. Reason turned out when she works she drives around with her dogs in the parks while waiting for a customer the hours she work.

Most probably her on the pics. She is tall as her height says (185) but also exactly as tight, slim and firm body / butt as on the pics. Much darker skin tan though but not too dark features. But very god skin and perky small teeny-boobs. She is maybe 30 ies to 40ies in age. Bigger nose with her "glabella" (google it) slightly raised, but a thin nose. Very much a woman like many others with some nice cloths, jeweler and perfume.

I'm wildly guessing now, but I think she is slightly more available due to the fact she is 185 tall, looking at the Portuguese men they are usually 170-175 at best in my limited opinion.

She were fresh and clean but not on the same level as Carla Chaves (crystal water clear), there were a little slight smell when licking her and she is very responsive and comes easily, but she gets too sensitive after coming that anal is not going to work!: O (Luckily she aborted before she came saying this).

Otherwise a little bit more active but not really dominant, while Carla Chaves really is submissive by nature. Biggest problem for me now is that with condoms that the girl brings it hardly feels anything. And after so many meetings it just takes more to get into it.

But again CIM + Swallow every drop not a problem! Really cleaned it up afterwards etc and with that you are always home safe in a meeting feeling it was good But wish I had more energy and feeling left to use her more to see what happen.

Overall experience 6/10 - Stayed afterwards for a while like many others just chatting etc. Very friendly and nice person. Lisbon is truly blessed by a high level of "independent" that are kinda pros. But instead of being the girls you normally never see they are exactly the ones you can spot on Costa the Caparica in daytime playing with children, hanging-out. The ones you look at thinking "what if" when you see her butt.