Lisbon

[XXL]

Few girls available at my favourite time of day, ie between 1 and 3 pm (my testosterone falls off a cliff after 5 pm).

Today I got hold of Victoria Saraiva:

https://escortprivada.com/escort/victoria-saraiva/

On the website she's 26, in flesh and blood I'd say she's on the right side of 40. The Portuguese who reviewed her in Gp gave her 36, which was a faire estimate. Not sure knowing her real age would have influenced my choosing her since there were few alternatives (only one other available girl on EP in fact).

Her body is good though. She's a genuine red-head. She said she spoke fluent English. She was friendly and talkative and tried to please. She warned me just ahead of time she would be 15 minutes late.

Tomorrow is my recovery day. Next girl on Wednesday.

[ExExpatriate]

The sites I rely on (Apartadox, Docemassagem, Somassagens, Portalprivado) are all advertising, not agencies, and they do not function as middlemen. Some of those ads, on the massage sites in particular, lead you to the spa rather than the lady, but that is still contacting "the principal" directly. The majority of those ads link directly to the lady herself.

I don't think it is usually necessary to contact an escort more than several hours before you want the appointment. If you want to see her at night, that afternoon is fine. If you want to see her first thing when her stated hours begin, you should reach out the day before. Unless you already know the lady, never make an appointment earlier than the day before. In fact, half the time the lady won't let you make an appointment more than one day out; I've found they will tell you to come back and ask them later, because they have no idea if they can keep an appointment that far out.

The alternative approach is to sit down in central Lisbon, like around Campo Pequeno or Saldanha, and just start pinging the ladies off your wishlist. If that list has four or five names, odds are one of them is inside a 15 minute walk from where you are sitting and will be available. Apartadox and Portalprivado do the green dot, I'm available thing. Escort Privada, the outcall agency, does too. That is more rolling the dice, but a lot of the time the locals are doing it in a similar fashion -- they have some time to fill, so they see who is available.

Obviously, outcall emphasizes making advance appointments more than incall. Even if she is in a cafe, made up and primed to respond, she still needs to travel to where you are. And she is rarely operating like that. It's the incall escorts who are better suited to short notice availability.

Hi guys,

Planning a short trip for next month.

How far in advance do you recommend booking via the escort sites? Should I be booking a week in advance, or would just a couple days suffice?

Thanks.

[XXL]

Hi guys,

Planning a short trip for next month.

How far in advance do you recommend booking via the escort sites? Should I be booking a week in advance, or would just a couple days suffice?

Thanks.

No booking days in advance. The escort sites will blackmail you as an internet wa*ker.

Booking as little the day before or even 4 hours in advance is a recipe for getting stood up or put on a back burner in my experience. Two hours in advance or "come now" is the best.

[Mongerer88]

Hi guys,

Planning a short trip for next month.

How far in advance do you recommend booking via the escort sites? Should I be booking a week in advance, or would just a couple days suffice?

Thanks.

With EP a few days before is best. That is when they know the schedule pretty well, although for some ladies they only really know until the day before.

EP has a tendency to say Yes, she will be available, if you book weeks before, as they assume if you have locked the appointment in, you will accept a substitute if the original lady doesn't work that day. You would like to believe a lady would feel obligated to work on a given day if requested weeks before, but that does not appear to be the case.

With the best reviewed independents, there is no limit to how far in advance you can book. I booked Rebeca months before. She put it in her phone calendar and sure enough contacted me a week before, and the day before, to reconfirm. On the other hand, there are some independents, like the one XXL got strung along by, who will just ignore even a scheduled appointment.

[PaulT26]

Hi guys,

Planning a short trip for next month.

How far in advance do you recommend booking via the escort sites? Should I be booking a week in advance, or would just a couple days suffice?

Thanks.

[Mongerer88]

Today I sessioned Clara Mendes from Escort Privada:

https://escortprivada.com/escort/clara-mendes/

She looked younger than she did on her website pics. If she's anything to go by it seems the website doesn't lie about girls' ages (20 in her case). Good figure overall, small tits, good booty, no pussy hairs. I'd describe her as friendly and easy-going. She even agreed to using my Sagami polyurethane condom although she had never seen one before, which says a lot. She was punctual, indeed 10 minutes ahead of time. After we were done, I had to tell her she could go because she was preparing to "sit out" the full hour. I'm not one for doing much small talk after sex.

One word about the hotel. I'm staying at VIP Executive Picoas. It's next to Sheraton (around which there used to be street action in the good old days). Good room, silent aircon / heating. Internet OK though you have to relog each time you start a new laptop session. The included breakfast is high quality. Two convenience stores are a 2 minutes' walk away: Aldi and Pingo Doce. Two underground stations are a 5 minutes' walk away on opposite sides: Parque on the "blue line" and Picoas on the "yellow line". It was a 10 minutes' walk to Saldanha shopping mall where I bought a Vodaphone SIM giving me unlimited internet for 30 days (35 euro). The hotel requires you to go down to meet your girl because the key card is needed in the lift to go to the rooms. When going down to the lobby no key card is needed so the girl can leave on her own. There's no checking of IDs or any interference by front desk.

Thank you very much for the review of Clara Mendes, who has not always gotten the best reviews. So it is great to know she did well this time.

If you are into that young, fresh-faced look, Celine Luz received an excellent review on the local board in that respect.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/celine-luz/

And Viviane Miler is continuing to get spectacular reviews on the international section of various review boards. She seems to be the go-to EP girl at the moment.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/viviane-miler/

On the non-EP side, it is worth noting that Tati Bernardi is now getting all 9's and 10's out of 10 on the local board from experienced reviewers. She is BBBJ, usually CIM, and covered anal seems almost always to be available with her, sometimes with a minor 20 euro upsell. Tati got a string of mediocre reviews when something must have been going on in her private life, but the turnaround in her reviews from experienced reviewers is remarkable.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...-bernardi-3753

[BrodyasinChief]

Looks lovely. Does the face live up to the body?

[XXL]

Today I sessioned Clara Mendes from Escort Privada:

https://escortprivada.com/escort/clara-mendes/

She looked younger than she did on her website pics. If she's anything to go by it seems the website doesn't lie about girls' ages (20 in her case). Good figure overall, small tits, good booty, no pussy hairs. I'd describe her as friendly and easy-going. She even agreed to using my Sagami polyurethane condom although she had never seen one before, which says a lot. She was punctual, indeed 10 minutes ahead of time. After we were done, I had to tell her she could go because she was preparing to "sit out" the full hour. I'm not one for doing much small talk after sex.

One word about the hotel. I'm staying at VIP Executive Picoas. It's next to Sheraton (around which there used to be street action in the good old days). Good room, silent aircon / heating. Internet OK though you have to relog each time you start a new laptop session. The included breakfast is high quality. Two convenience stores are a 2 minutes' walk away: Aldi and Pingo Doce. Two underground stations are a 5 minutes' walk away on opposite sides: Parque on the "blue line" and Picoas on the "yellow line". It was a 10 minutes' walk to Saldanha shopping mall where I bought a Vodaphone SIM giving me unlimited internet for 30 days (35 euro). The hotel requires you to go down to meet your girl because the key card is needed in the lift to go to the rooms. When going down to the lobby no key card is needed so the girl can leave on her own. There's no checking of IDs or any interference by front desk.

[Kama Leão]

I'm here for two weeks so I still hope to get laid somehow

You just have to browse through the Lisbon pages of ISG and you'll certainly find A LOT of certified options.

[Harry1217]

Whilst I don't disagree that Lisbon doesn't really have a club scene, it's nonsense to suggest that there'll be no short-term availability in Lisbon for girls catching your eye. Unless, of course, you've got a tiny shortlist in which case it is feasible that they won't be available at short notice.

I had a situation recently where the first few I contacted were all unavailable for different reasons, but it didn't take long to find someone who was available (and I had a decent punt). I think you've let one bad experience, which happened to be your first, unreasonably influence your thinking. Also I wouldn't just focus on 'available now' EP girls. What about the tens of other Apartadox girls?

I'm here for two weeks so I still hope to get laid somehow, but one word of warning already: if you're thinking of spending say 3 days in Lisbon hoping to get that girl who caught your fancy on one of the websites, forget it! Most likely she won't be available or she'll waste your time. Be happy if you get hold of ANY girl during your allotted 3 days, what with the time-wasters, the no-shows etc.

For the sake of comparison, if you spend 3 days in Frankfurt, Berlin or Zurick, you only need to hit one of the big clubs to fuck 3 hotties in a single visit.

[ExExpatriate]

Welcome to Portugal.

So, first thing: you should have cancelled as soon as Yara postponed by 1 1/2 hours. She was clearly stringing you along until she could actually get there. That isn't a normal practice in my experience, but if somebody tells you openly they are going to be that late. Well, you can easily take your business elsewhere and get started all inside that time frame.

I would call that a universal practice, really. And for things outside mongering too.

On that subject, it's Southern Europe. The one part of the business where I have found being seriously late is normal is with EP. But their lateness actually falls within the realm of normal Portuguese social practice (only 30 minutes? Then I wasn't late! So be aware.

Nuru massage is the norm there, and it's very popular. Your preferences are yours and that is fair, but its not widely shared locally. It features in almost all erotic massage situations. If you don't want nuru, you will need to specifically ask for something else, like "sport. " Or ask for the marquesa -- they won't body slide you on a proper table.

In fact, there are only a few masseurs who are known for their excellent proper massage technique and put some frisky touches on it, but there is a price to pay there: they probably won't get naked and they almost certainly won't go FS. If you were looking for a five star, but still fundamentally American AMP experience, you are actually right: Portugal doesn't do that.

Most of us think it's better that way.

As for your notion that if you have only a few days, give up because you won't get laid.... well, maybe YOU won't. Not with that crap attitude.

Yesterday I contacted Yara Cohen through Apartadox:

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ara-cohen-4950

She told me she would be available today as of 1 pm for 150 euro/hr at her place. At 1 pm today, nothing. She eventually replied to tell me she would be late and if we could postpone until 2:30. No problem with me. However at 2:30, nothing. I blocked Yara Cohen and tried to get hold of one of the Escort Privada girls who appeared as "available now" on the website. I got no replies. "Available now" only means the girl is during her working hours, it doesn't mean she's actually available and waiting for a client to PM.

Empty handed, I decided to go for a massage at Artemis Massagem, rua Pedro Nunes, a stone's throw from my hotel. When I told Artemis massage I wanted the "ILO" (= prostate) massage, they explained ILO only came as an extra to one of the main featured massages. OK so I picked a massage. The price-tag was 80 for the 30-minutes massage + 50 for the prostate part. The problem was, all their massages were the stupid body-to-body type. I get zero kick out of having a girl poking her oiled knees or any other oiled part of her body into my back. A masseuse should use HER HANDS, period! Another thing was, the prostate part got forgotten. The girl put on latex gloves at one point, and poked AROUND my butthole but somehow never found the way inside. It would be funny if it didn't testify to sky-high incompetence.

I'm here for two weeks so I still hope to get laid somehow, but one word of warning already: if you're thinking of spending say 3 days in Lisbon hoping to get that girl who caught your fancy on one of the websites, forget it! Most likely she won't be available or she'll waste your time. Be happy if you get hold of ANY girl during your allotted 3 days, what with the time-wasters, the no-shows etc.

For the sake of comparison, f you spend 3 days in Frankfurt, Berlin or Zurick, you only need to hit one of the big clubs to fuck 3 hotties in a single visit.

[XXL]

Yesterday I contacted Yara Cohen through Apartadox:

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ara-cohen-4950

She told me she would be available today as of 1 pm for 150 euro/hr at her place. At 1 pm today, nothing. She eventually replied to tell me she would be late and if we could postpone until 2:30. No problem with me. However at 2:30, nothing. I blocked Yara Cohen and tried to get hold of one of the Escort Privada girls who appeared as "available now" on the website. I got no replies. "Available now" only means the girl is during her working hours, it doesn't mean she's actually available and waiting for a client to PM.

Empty handed, I decided to go for a massage at Artemis Massagem, rua Pedro Nunes, a stone's throw from my hotel. When I told Artemis massage I wanted the "ILO" (= prostate) massage, they explained ILO only came as an extra to one of the main featured massages. OK so I picked a massage. The price-tag was 80 for the 30-minutes massage + 50 for the prostate part. The problem was, all their massages were the stupid body-to-body type. I get zero kick out of having a girl poking her oiled knees or any other oiled part of her body into my back. A masseuse should use HER HANDS, period! Another thing was, the prostate part got forgotten. The girl put on latex gloves at one point, and poked AROUND my butthole but somehow never found the way inside. It would be funny if it didn't testify to sky-high incompetence.

I'm here for two weeks so I still hope to get laid somehow, but one word of warning already: if you're thinking of spending say 3 days in Lisbon hoping to get that girl who caught your fancy on one of the websites, forget it! Most likely she won't be available or she'll waste your time. Be happy if you get hold of ANY girl during your allotted 3 days, what with the time-wasters, the no-shows etc.

For the sake of comparison, f you spend 3 days in Frankfurt, Berlin or Zurick, you only need to hit one of the big clubs to fuck 3 hotties in a single visit.

[Harry1217]

Yes it was your previous comments that I was referring to. Perhaps not having had the implants for long whilst being 'Catarina', may be a contributing factor to people not linking the lady under the two names.

Thanks for the update.

Pretty sure it was me who said Noa was Catarina. I didn't meet her as Noa, so it's feasible that her appearance and performance could have changed a lot over two years. The physical stats are the same. She got implants last year as far as I remember while being advertised as Catarina. Don't remember every detail that well but I think she had some star tattoos on her hips.

Anyway, it was another EP escort who told me about her name change, so I was mainly going on that information.

[PER23]

It was a senior member here who has delivered some great intel and a bunch of reviews of Lisbon ladies. He said he reviewed Catarina but doesn't say in that post whether he has met in person the lady known as Noa Gomes, so your point about people making assertions they can't validate may be true. However, if there were potentially previous reviews for the lady which weren't great, it's obviously good to highlight so we're all kept as informed as possible.

As you say, the main point is that the person reporting (BrownEyes) enjoyed his visit.

Pretty sure it was me who said Noa was Catarina. I didn't meet her as Noa, so it's feasible that her appearance and performance could have changed a lot over two years. The physical stats are the same. She got implants last year as far as I remember while being advertised as Catarina. Don't remember every detail that well but I think she had some star tattoos on her hips.

Anyway, it was another EP escort who told me about her name change, so I was mainly going on that information.

[Harry1217]

It was a senior member here who has delivered some great intel and a bunch of reviews of Lisbon ladies. He said he reviewed Catarina but doesn't say in that post whether he has met in person the lady known as Noa Gomes, so your point about people making assertions they can't validate may be true. However, if there were potentially previous reviews for the lady which weren't great, it's obviously good to highlight so we're all kept as informed as possible.

As you say, the main point is that the person reporting (BrownEyes) enjoyed his visit.

For what its worth, I don't recall a reliable report that Noa Gomes was Catarina Rodriguez. Maybe my memory is fuzzy, but the main issue is YOU enjoyed her work. That is something to stand by.