Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

Hey Double Shooter.

I responded to your PM but you have exceeded your storage space, so it didn't go through.

I sent the reply to myself, so once you clear some space, I will forward it.

[Crusoe]

Hi fellows,

I'm on vacation in the city and would like to explore the nightlife of the city.

Does anyone have recommendations about the strip and gentlemen clubs here in Lisbon?

Does the stripclubs have entrance fees and what you can get with the entrance fee? If you pay more, what else you will get? And are the ladies in the stripclubs generally younger (below 25 y) or more mature (over 30 y)?

And how about the gentlemen clubs? Gallery has got some recommendations and Elephant seems to be closed but are there any others you would recommend? What are the prices of the ladies, is it more common to choose one for a night than just for couple of hours and at what time of the evening to still see top quality ones.

Muito obrigada!

[Mongerer88]

Thanks Mongerer88! Good to know they won't upsell. So far EP ladies like Carlota, Zara and Carolina are good choices. Any suggestions for independents?

Obviously Kelly Morais has been getting excellent reviews, but it appears from the latest review that her outcall rate just increased to 200 euros per hour plus taxi. So seeing her as one of the first providers on a trip and doing multiple cums in the time (she is supposedly not a clock watcher) makes sense.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...rais-3310.html

If you are looking for someone a little less expensive than Kelly, let's not forget the Jennifer / Eva girl that got an 8/8 from the same reviewer who gave Kelly a 9/9 on the American review board. Jennifer / Eva is much less expensive, and offers shorter length sessions that are appealing if a guy knows he is only going to cum once anyway. The English speaking guy who reviewed her communicated with her using whatsapp and google Translate and had no trouble going to her incall location and getting buzzed in. He said you go down one level from the entrance floor and she has a nice place once you enter the room from the relatively dark hallway. He said she does offer outcall, also. The review indicates that she speaks passable English and was GFE, including DFK, DATY shower together, and BBBJ (but no CIM). From the pics, she doesn't look that different than Kelly, so if price is an issue, she might be a really good choice. The American review site listed her price as 100 euros for an hour incall and the local board confirms that price and includes 60 euros for half hour and 80 euros for forty-five minutes as price points. I don't know how much her outcall surcharge is. The local reviews range from 5s to 9s, with the guys listing an age range from 24-33 and some expressing displeasure with the building, although not necessarily her apartment. So asking about outcall might not be a bad idea if the adventure of finding her place is unappealing to you.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...chez-2320.html

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/JenniferPT

[Dlink300]

Thanks Mongerer88! Good to know they won't upsell. So far EP ladies like Carlota, Zara and Carolina are good choices. Any suggestions for independents?

Lisbon isn't much of an upsell place, thank god.

So there is no real negotiation of prices and services, particularly with an escort service or the incall brothels.

She does what she does, and doesn't do what she doesn't do. There is not even an upsell for anal. But if she is not in the mood for anal, she doesn't do it.

You don't know how wonderful that is compared to so much of Europe where it is 20 more for BBBJ, 50 more for CIM, 100 more for anal, etc.

The EP website gives a description on each lady's page of what she offers.

EP isn't terribly receptive to advance appointments much more than a week before. They are nice about requests, bug usually say they don't know schedules that much farther in advance.

I agree that the tantric massage reviews are very underwhelming. If you want lower prices than an escort and want a massage, the ladies at the brothels utilize the entire time you purchase, so you can be sure of getting sex with the massage. Many of the supposed tantric massage places don't provide full service.

[Mongerer88]

Going to refrain from to many details about my date tonight with her. She was the most interesting girl in the line up I was offered for tonight. I hadn't seen any reviews of the 5 they offered. Matilde is really sweet 18 yr old so I was happy with that, but she should never be in a High Class Escort service offering. Nothing further to mention.

Just wonder if I should bother mentioning to EP staff that this was not worth my time, and I never want anything like her again or to just leave it be so as not to alienate them to further assignations I may want.

Thanks for letting everyone know. Most guys here are businessmen and tourists who want to list the top five or so ladies to see during a short trip, so the not so great reports are very valuable, especially since Matilde's pictures are among the top five on the site, in my opinion.

Beatriz Moniz got a 0 out of 10 by Member 4474 on this site. I was hoping that was a typo on his part, but the reviewer on the local board that gave Carlota, Carolina and Zara perfect scores did not like Beatriz Moniz at all. So she is another one to consider not booking with.

Hopefully, some of the ladies with not so good reviews will eventually get better ones, but most guys here want to plan ahead and choose one of the well reviewed ones instead. At a traditional "house" a lot of the ladies see what the most popular ladies do, and how they perform. That is not so easy with an outcall escort service with lots of 18-25 year olds working independently. Maybe they will both improve and become like the ones you liked.

Also hopefully someone will eventually review Joana Godinho from escortprivada. Hot girl offering CIM, but no reviews anywhere that I have ever seen.

[Mongerer88]

Great reports Conchistador, and the last one made me laugh.

I had almost the same thing happen in a country other than Portugal a long time ago.

We both spoke English and she was a beautiful athletic redhead.

It was a great BBBJ and the gun went off and she proceeded to grunt, hocker spit cum all over the bed and clearly enunciate the word asshole in one continuous five second sequence.

It was funny, but not the best time for me to laugh, and she started eyeing the bedside table lamp in such a way that started to make me fear for my life. It was incall, so there would have been no trace of my entry into the hotel or the room.

She finally calmed down after informing me that every other guy she had ever been with had warned her. She was 18-20 so I don't think there had been that many other guys. I managed to perform again in the hour, and I realize that I was one horny motherfucker back then to get another erection after getting chewed out. I can't perform that well any more, unfortunately. Youth is wasted on the young. I should have done this more back then.

Since then, when in doubt, I do ask if they need a warning. Usually, anyway. I did a threesome once at New Center in Lisbon and got a BBBJ while the other girl was sitting in my face and there was just no way to do a warning, but she was fine with CIM.

Personally, I don't think you broke any rules. I think the lady should indicate whether CIM is allowed. I like how EP does the CIM designation on each lady's profile. Reduces the misunderstandings.

[BkkBadBoy]

Came back from dinner tonight to my Lisbon hotel. Bed sheets cleaned, no wine spill stain or evidence of mayham. Clean towels on rack in bathroom and all my toiletries are nicely arranged. Looks like I've never slept in my bed or spent much time here. But. Still has the used condom easily visible in the trash bin from my frollocks with Matilde. Too funny! We are talking 2 hrs away from the room, tops.

So happy Mia Santos never answered my call on Monday.

Think I've found my only repeats in Lisbon. As Megan is gone it will only be Carlota and Kelly.

But then again. Couple new girls have shown up on EP that might be interesting.

Thing is, Kelly and I click and Carlota offers everything.

[Conchistador]

Hi guys,

Just posting another review of my experience in Lisbon, Portugal. Quick little disclaimer, this review is from 2 years ago. Sorry, I did not get the chance to post sooner. I am trying to do a better job of documenting my experiences. I recently wrote a review of Garage-LX which I found by mistake as a result of asking a cab driver about casas in the area.

After my experience in Garage-LX, I wanted to make absolutely sure I knew where I was going on my next outing. Night number three of my stay in Lisbon I decided to check out Michelle and Assistentes. I went to the address everyone provided in the forum, rang the doorbell several times but was never allowed in (no answer). Luckily I had a backup plan so I decided to check out Jardim do Eden. On their website, they don't list the girls as escorts they list them as Masseuses (Massagistas) which I was nervous about. Another member of the forum confirmed all services were provided here but I did not see his reply until my return to the states. Similar to Garage-LX, I arrived at the building, rang the doorbell and was allowed in with very little dialogue exchanged. I went up to the third floor and a woman dresses as a clinician opened the door. I decided to keep things cool and inform the woman I was looking for a massage because I had no idea what to expect.

She walked me to the living room (similar to my Garage-LX experience), and then was told the ladies would be out shortly. Once again the girls came in one by one but this time they each either greeted me with a kiss on the cheek or they reached out for a very feminine handshake. After all the girls came in, the woman in charge (guessing the Madame) asked me which girl I liked.

Jardim happened to have a few more black girls the night I went. I decided to go with a very petite and extremely athletic Brazilian (black girl) named Paola. I would put this girl around 5'5" 110-115 pounds with light brown skin. She had an extremely toned body and an amazing firm ass that was neither too big nor too small (it was perfect). I like athletic toned women but this girl was so toned I got a little turned off at one point because she looked almost masculine when I was taking her from behind (more on this later).

I personally really liked the facilities of Jardim better than Garage-LX. The room had a small shower which you and girls use to freshen up before and after your dirty deeds. The service started with a BBBJ which was included in the $150€ collected from me after choosing the girl and was never discussed as extra or part of the service. This blowjob was insane. I have never had a blowjob the way this woman blew me which resulted in me climaxing way faster than I have ever in my entire life (I was a little embarrassed actually).

That's when things went wrong. Apparently, Paola never informed me CIM was not allowed (or at least she does not provide this) and given this was my first time cumming during a blow job when visiting an escort I had no idea what to say or do. She politely got off me with her cheeks puffed, while she gave me one of those sexy semi-pissed looks. You know the one. It's the one women like to give us when we screw up. As it turns out, I would later discover she was more pissed than she was trying to be sexy. She cleaned her mouth out and proceeded to tell me in Portuguese the CIM was not supposed to happen. I apologized as best I could in limited Portuguese and decided to engage in a little convo to ease her mind. After about 10 minutes I was able to get hard again and we proceeded to sex in multiple positions. She takes top like a professional cowgirl, and taking this girl from behind would have been amazing had I not gotten in my head. Ironically, she was open to anal but not the CIM. As mentioned before the first time I took her from behind I got a little turned off (keep in mind this was after my BBBJ incident). This girl is extremely toned, not body builder toned but from behind she sometimes appeared almost masculine. I tried not to think about this too much because her ass was to die for, considering she was so petite.

I was able to climax one more time after the BBBJ and went for a third attempt but I was not as hard the third time around and lost interest since I could tell she was not really into the whole thing. This was the reason I decided not to proceed with anal. This time I had about 15 minutes left of my time and was hoping for a massage (given the name of the place) but instead, she decided to talk for the remainder of the time. I could tell she was still pissed about the BBBJ because this conversation was dry and almost forced much like the sex. The fact she opted for the conversation instead of the massage was a clear indication of where we stood. It appears the only time we each enjoyed the sex was when she rode me. She was speaking in Portuguese and I was speaking in Spanish but we understood each other. I tried to show an interest in her background and activities but the conversation grew staler by the minute to the point she held back a yawn at one point.

Overall the facility is great, the girls were comparable to Garage-LX except they had a few more black women (at least the night I went). Pricing was also the same as Garage-LX. I would like to check this place out again but definitely would not repeat with this girl. Despite my best effort to apologize for a service that was neither discussed nor initially denied, the sex was not that great. Perhaps she was just too upset to feel the need to provide a memorable experience. Still worth a look because the girls look great. I can't remember seeing any of the girls listed on the website but I was happy with the selection of ladies the night I went.

Here is the website if you guys want to check out some of the profiles. P.S, the site currently has a profile for a girl named Paula that is not the same girl I was with. The girl I was with was named Paola and was black / African / Brazilian.

http://www.jardim-do-eden.com/Site/?page_id=2467

[BkkBadBoy]

Going to refrain from to many details about my date tonight with her. She was the most interesting girl in the line up I was offered for tonight. I hadn't seen any reviews of the 5 they offered. Matilde is really sweet 18 yr old so I was happy with that, but she should never be in a High Class Escort service offering. Nothing further to mention.

Just wonder if I should bother mentioning to EP staff that this was not worth my time, and I never want anything like her again or to just leave it be so as not to alienate them to further assignations I may want.

[KingSalmon1962]

KingSalmon asked me via PM if I could find the old, negative review of Mia Santos.

Here it is.

I bumped it as a reminder that Lisbon can certainly have bad service in addition to excellent service.

Which is why we need reviews.

Thanks M! I look forward to doing my part.

KS.

[Conchistador]

Hi fellow Sextreme sport enthusiasts,

I just realized it has been a while since I posted and I never thanked all of you for providing me feedback on my trip to Lisbon 2 years ago. Since then I have been a pretty busy and I want to share my travels and experience with you guys from the last two years. I will start with Lisbon. Overall the experience in Portugal was pretty amazing.

I did not go the EP route as many of you have but I plan to go this route in the future. I must be one lucky fucker because my hotel accommodations happened to be 10-15 minute walking distances from Garage-LX, Elephante Branco, and I believe Gallery (don't quote me on the last one because it was 2 years ago).

I actually had a pretty positive experience at Garage-LX. Went for a walk the night I arrived and decided to take a chance and just hop in a cab and ask the driver if he happened to know of any casa das acompanhantes. I don't speak Portuguese but speak Spanish and after about 1 minute of the taxi driver feeling awkward he felt comfortable enough to explain casas do exist and that he would drive me (phew). The driver calls the place to let them know we are on our way. He rings the doorbell, then they let us into the building. You then walk into an extremely old Wrought Iron elevator and go up to the first floor (first door on the left). The driver rings the doorbell, a woman answers the door, they let me in and the driver goes on his merry way. I am asked to sit down, and then the girls walk in one at a time. After they have all walked in, the madam asks me to choose.

I decided to select a tall blond who spoke very good English. She takes me into the room, removes her heels (helped reduced her height a bit), then removes her lingerie. As she is getting undressed, I decided to do the same. She provided a CBJ which was pretty good considering the damn condom. Her service was unrushed and provided an MSOG. After I came the second time we had about 20 minutes left and she offered to go one more time or give me a massage. Some of you might think I am crazy, but I took the massage. Her massage was excellent and while she was massaging me we had a really great conversation for which I complimented her English.

My overall experience with Garage-LX was excellent, considering I found it by accident. I knew it was Garage-LX because I checked the address when I got back to my room.

The girls' name was Ina, the service was $150€ for an hour which included CBJ, MSOG, and a massage. I happened to visit during the week around 11 pm and the selection of girls was okay. She happened to be the best looking but definitely not the most beautiful women I have been with. Overall, I would visit this place again because the girls were very friendly, the service was unrushed. If this place is still open I recommend you guys check it out if you do not want to bother with EP or correiomanha, I did find one other source while surfing the web in Portugal. It's a site called Portal Privado (www.portalprivado.com) at the time (2015) the site was pretty accessible despite the fact it's only in Portuguese. I checked the website the other day and it seems you now need some sort of code to access the full listing to get rates, services, etc. For those of you who speak Portuguese, could you verify if this is correct?

For those of you planning to visit Lisbon soon I hope you guys find this review helpful.

[Mongerer88]

KingSalmon asked me via PM if I could find the old, negative review of Mia Santos.

Here it is.

I bumped it as a reminder that Lisbon can certainly have bad service in addition to excellent service.

Which is why we need reviews.

Sorry for the post below full of typos and mistakes, I was pretty tired. I was speaking about a terrible escort, so here it is. The infamous Mia Santos. If you are more comfortable with French language, have a look there: http://must4ngx.tumblr.com/post/8761.../ev-mia-santos..

The twenty-seventh May two thousand and fourteen. So long, that bad! I had spent the day at phone being hung up on, but her, I really regret she was able to say the 3/4 words of English she knew. Her room is very dark, maybe she's bat and find her way with ultrasounds she throws at the wall but I ain't. So I had to turn on both lights on the sides of the bed.

She's the girl of the pictures, but these ones start to be outdated. She looks older, in her 30's, the face emaciated and angular. Above all she starts to have some belly fat. I had taken the shower at my hotel, 2 minutes away, so I was ready. But no, she gives a phone call. OK Mia Santos, please help yourself. She asks "you like me?" Well I was starting to be annoyed, so I did my best to answer a difficult "yes". I get closer for kisses, but she won't let me. Inside me I didn't really wanted them anyway, I knew already the meeting would be shitty.

"Very nice boy" - now she's a poor actor too. I want to finger her, but no surprise it's "nao". She intends instead a diversion and yell at me on a scary tone "kiss my pussy!" I was more thinking of "fugiiir, outro lugar" I could have say that she's good at blowjob but it lasted for 1 minute only. Then she puts the condom and starts a reverse cowgirl. We change for missionary and she turns her head in the opposite way of mine.

Then her phone starts to scream. It's loud and horrible. Finally it stops. Few more minutes, and then it goes again. She stands up, to close it I was thinking. Hell no! She takes the call and answers the client! She's telling him "100 la hora" "oral sem" What the hell? I was just fucking her! She has less respect for me than for a toilet paper, damn!

But that's not finished! God no! As the conversation is getting lenghty, she stands on the bed in the doggystyle position. OK since I don't have the choice I'll fuck that pussy like that. She keeps doing her business woman at the phone "quando?" "sim anal" while I was bagging her hard from behind!! I lasted like that for maybe 5 long minutes, unbelievable. From that position I could see her tattoos, she has a huge "Jaime" on the right of her ass. And in her back there's the face of a Latino guy looking at you! Horrible! The ugly tattoos, girl chatting at phone. I realise how sleazy the situation is and I don't know if I have to cry or laugh. Finally the conversation stops but it's not better: she makes the worst faking ever. Way to take me for stupid.

I don't take any pride for having sex with prostitutes, even if a lot, all you got to do is pay. But on that one, I can say I impressed of myself: having a hard-on and ejaculating is quite a challenge in those conditions! Only 17 minutes after I was outside. I had a thought for my spermatozoids, among the bilions who died on battlefields, you are the ones who had the most stupid death. Shame on me, forgive me.

0,5/10

[Mongerer88]

That is a pretty standard service that is detailed as being offered by all of the EP ladies who have favorable reviews on this site.

That having been said, many of Zara White's reviews of the various review boards specifically mention her talents at kissing and DFK, as well as her deep throat and BBBJTCIM prowess.

Ana is big on kissing also, but once again DFK is mentioned favorably in too many reviews to mention.

Hey all,

I'm going to be in Lisbon in October and was going to connect with EP. Pricing is fine when compared to North American rates so I don't have any issues there. But deep French kissing is something I definitely want. Any recommendations on EP ladies who could provide?

[Mongerer88]

Lisbon isn't much of an upsell place, thank god.

So there is no real negotiation of prices and services, particularly with an escort service or the incall brothels.

She does what she does, and doesn't do what she doesn't do. There is not even an upsell for anal. But if she is not in the mood for anal, she doesn't do it.

You don't know how wonderful that is compared to so much of Europe where it is 20 more for BBBJ, 50 more for CIM, 100 more for anal, etc.

The EP website gives a description on each lady's page of what she offers.

EP isn't terribly receptive to advance appointments much more than a week before. They are nice about requests, bug usually say they don't know schedules that much farther in advance.

I agree that the tantric massage reviews are very underwhelming. If you want lower prices than an escort and want a massage, the ladies at the brothels utilize the entire time you purchase, so you can be sure of getting sex with the massage. Many of the supposed tantric massage places don't provide full service.

Hello all,

It's great to see an active community. Thank you to all who have contributed. EP seems to reign in Lisbon.

I'll be heading to Lisbon very soon and looking forward in having some fun. I am new to this so please bare with my questions.

1) typically how early do you contact ladies of interest?

2) do you negotiate services before hand or at the time?

3) I am also open to erotic massages. After a cursory search of providers in Lisbon, I am not really impressed. There are not many webpages or reviews (looking for nuru, p-massage, Tantra, etc.). Any recommendations?

4) is classificadosx reliable place to look?

To bad no links or PM allowed for newbies.

Thanks!

[Mongerer88]

Further to my reply, Elefante Branco (White Elephant) has indeed closed, but Gallery seems to still be an option.

http://galleryclub.pt/en/

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gallery+Club+-+Night+Club+Lisbon,+Av. +Duque+de+Loulé+51 B,+1050-087+Lisboa,+Portugal / at 38.7274756,-9. 1457013,17 z / data=!4 m2!3 m1!1 s0 xd1933761 de09 e43:0 x801780 dd10 bf9 d16?hl=en.

Gents, due a trip over to Lisbon soon. First time. Have read threw the last few pages of the forum and much is said about various ladies available at private houses or outcall. Are there no clubs in Lisbon as there are in Spain and even on the Algarve where you turn up to a bar and any number of girls are available for a fee? If so, can I ask regular members of this forum to post some details of names and locations and assessments on LU and prices. Much appreciated in advance.