Lisbon

[BkkBadBoy]

Going to refrain from to many details about my date tonight with her. She was the most interesting girl in the line up I was offered for tonight. I hadn't seen any reviews of the 5 they offered. Matilde is really sweet 18 yr old so I was happy with that, but she should never be in a High Class Escort service offering. Nothing further to mention.

Just wonder if I should bother mentioning to EP staff that this was not worth my time, and I never want anything like her again or to just leave it be so as not to alienate them to further assignations I may want.

[KingSalmon1962]

KingSalmon asked me via PM if I could find the old, negative review of Mia Santos.

Here it is.

I bumped it as a reminder that Lisbon can certainly have bad service in addition to excellent service.

Which is why we need reviews.

Thanks M! I look forward to doing my part.

KS.

[Conchistador]

Hi fellow Sextreme sport enthusiasts,

I just realized it has been a while since I posted and I never thanked all of you for providing me feedback on my trip to Lisbon 2 years ago. Since then I have been a pretty busy and I want to share my travels and experience with you guys from the last two years. I will start with Lisbon. Overall the experience in Portugal was pretty amazing.

I did not go the EP route as many of you have but I plan to go this route in the future. I must be one lucky fucker because my hotel accommodations happened to be 10-15 minute walking distances from Garage-LX, Elephante Branco, and I believe Gallery (don't quote me on the last one because it was 2 years ago).

I actually had a pretty positive experience at Garage-LX. Went for a walk the night I arrived and decided to take a chance and just hop in a cab and ask the driver if he happened to know of any casa das acompanhantes. I don't speak Portuguese but speak Spanish and after about 1 minute of the taxi driver feeling awkward he felt comfortable enough to explain casas do exist and that he would drive me (phew). The driver calls the place to let them know we are on our way. He rings the doorbell, then they let us into the building. You then walk into an extremely old Wrought Iron elevator and go up to the first floor (first door on the left). The driver rings the doorbell, a woman answers the door, they let me in and the driver goes on his merry way. I am asked to sit down, and then the girls walk in one at a time. After they have all walked in, the madam asks me to choose.

I decided to select a tall blond who spoke very good English. She takes me into the room, removes her heels (helped reduced her height a bit), then removes her lingerie. As she is getting undressed, I decided to do the same. She provided a CBJ which was pretty good considering the damn condom. Her service was unrushed and provided an MSOG. After I came the second time we had about 20 minutes left and she offered to go one more time or give me a massage. Some of you might think I am crazy, but I took the massage. Her massage was excellent and while she was massaging me we had a really great conversation for which I complimented her English.

My overall experience with Garage-LX was excellent, considering I found it by accident. I knew it was Garage-LX because I checked the address when I got back to my room.

The girls' name was Ina, the service was $150€ for an hour which included CBJ, MSOG, and a massage. I happened to visit during the week around 11 pm and the selection of girls was okay. She happened to be the best looking but definitely not the most beautiful women I have been with. Overall, I would visit this place again because the girls were very friendly, the service was unrushed. If this place is still open I recommend you guys check it out if you do not want to bother with EP or correiomanha, I did find one other source while surfing the web in Portugal. It's a site called Portal Privado (www.portalprivado.com) at the time (2015) the site was pretty accessible despite the fact it's only in Portuguese. I checked the website the other day and it seems you now need some sort of code to access the full listing to get rates, services, etc. For those of you who speak Portuguese, could you verify if this is correct?

For those of you planning to visit Lisbon soon I hope you guys find this review helpful.

[Mongerer88]

KingSalmon asked me via PM if I could find the old, negative review of Mia Santos.

Here it is.

I bumped it as a reminder that Lisbon can certainly have bad service in addition to excellent service.

Which is why we need reviews.

Sorry for the post below full of typos and mistakes, I was pretty tired. I was speaking about a terrible escort, so here it is. The infamous Mia Santos. If you are more comfortable with French language, have a look there: http://must4ngx.tumblr.com/post/8761.../ev-mia-santos..

The twenty-seventh May two thousand and fourteen. So long, that bad! I had spent the day at phone being hung up on, but her, I really regret she was able to say the 3/4 words of English she knew. Her room is very dark, maybe she's bat and find her way with ultrasounds she throws at the wall but I ain't. So I had to turn on both lights on the sides of the bed.

She's the girl of the pictures, but these ones start to be outdated. She looks older, in her 30's, the face emaciated and angular. Above all she starts to have some belly fat. I had taken the shower at my hotel, 2 minutes away, so I was ready. But no, she gives a phone call. OK Mia Santos, please help yourself. She asks "you like me?" Well I was starting to be annoyed, so I did my best to answer a difficult "yes". I get closer for kisses, but she won't let me. Inside me I didn't really wanted them anyway, I knew already the meeting would be shitty.

"Very nice boy" - now she's a poor actor too. I want to finger her, but no surprise it's "nao". She intends instead a diversion and yell at me on a scary tone "kiss my pussy!" I was more thinking of "fugiiir, outro lugar" I could have say that she's good at blowjob but it lasted for 1 minute only. Then she puts the condom and starts a reverse cowgirl. We change for missionary and she turns her head in the opposite way of mine.

Then her phone starts to scream. It's loud and horrible. Finally it stops. Few more minutes, and then it goes again. She stands up, to close it I was thinking. Hell no! She takes the call and answers the client! She's telling him "100 la hora" "oral sem" What the hell? I was just fucking her! She has less respect for me than for a toilet paper, damn!

But that's not finished! God no! As the conversation is getting lenghty, she stands on the bed in the doggystyle position. OK since I don't have the choice I'll fuck that pussy like that. She keeps doing her business woman at the phone "quando?" "sim anal" while I was bagging her hard from behind!! I lasted like that for maybe 5 long minutes, unbelievable. From that position I could see her tattoos, she has a huge "Jaime" on the right of her ass. And in her back there's the face of a Latino guy looking at you! Horrible! The ugly tattoos, girl chatting at phone. I realise how sleazy the situation is and I don't know if I have to cry or laugh. Finally the conversation stops but it's not better: she makes the worst faking ever. Way to take me for stupid.

I don't take any pride for having sex with prostitutes, even if a lot, all you got to do is pay. But on that one, I can say I impressed of myself: having a hard-on and ejaculating is quite a challenge in those conditions! Only 17 minutes after I was outside. I had a thought for my spermatozoids, among the bilions who died on battlefields, you are the ones who had the most stupid death. Shame on me, forgive me.

0,5/10

[Mongerer88]

That is a pretty standard service that is detailed as being offered by all of the EP ladies who have favorable reviews on this site.

That having been said, many of Zara White's reviews of the various review boards specifically mention her talents at kissing and DFK, as well as her deep throat and BBBJTCIM prowess.

Ana is big on kissing also, but once again DFK is mentioned favorably in too many reviews to mention.

Hey all,

I'm going to be in Lisbon in October and was going to connect with EP. Pricing is fine when compared to North American rates so I don't have any issues there. But deep French kissing is something I definitely want. Any recommendations on EP ladies who could provide?

[Mongerer88]

Lisbon isn't much of an upsell place, thank god.

So there is no real negotiation of prices and services, particularly with an escort service or the incall brothels.

She does what she does, and doesn't do what she doesn't do. There is not even an upsell for anal. But if she is not in the mood for anal, she doesn't do it.

You don't know how wonderful that is compared to so much of Europe where it is 20 more for BBBJ, 50 more for CIM, 100 more for anal, etc.

The EP website gives a description on each lady's page of what she offers.

EP isn't terribly receptive to advance appointments much more than a week before. They are nice about requests, bug usually say they don't know schedules that much farther in advance.

I agree that the tantric massage reviews are very underwhelming. If you want lower prices than an escort and want a massage, the ladies at the brothels utilize the entire time you purchase, so you can be sure of getting sex with the massage. Many of the supposed tantric massage places don't provide full service.

Hello all,

It's great to see an active community. Thank you to all who have contributed. EP seems to reign in Lisbon.

I'll be heading to Lisbon very soon and looking forward in having some fun. I am new to this so please bare with my questions.

1) typically how early do you contact ladies of interest?

2) do you negotiate services before hand or at the time?

3) I am also open to erotic massages. After a cursory search of providers in Lisbon, I am not really impressed. There are not many webpages or reviews (looking for nuru, p-massage, Tantra, etc.). Any recommendations?

4) is classificadosx reliable place to look?

To bad no links or PM allowed for newbies.

Thanks!

[Mongerer88]

Further to my reply, Elefante Branco (White Elephant) has indeed closed, but Gallery seems to still be an option.

http://galleryclub.pt/en/

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gallery+Club+-+Night+Club+Lisbon,+Av. +Duque+de+Loulé+51 B,+1050-087+Lisboa,+Portugal / at 38.7274756,-9. 1457013,17 z / data=!4 m2!3 m1!1 s0 xd1933761 de09 e43:0 x801780 dd10 bf9 d16?hl=en.

Gents, due a trip over to Lisbon soon. First time. Have read threw the last few pages of the forum and much is said about various ladies available at private houses or outcall. Are there no clubs in Lisbon as there are in Spain and even on the Algarve where you turn up to a bar and any number of girls are available for a fee? If so, can I ask regular members of this forum to post some details of names and locations and assessments on LU and prices. Much appreciated in advance.

[Mongerer88]

Bump for PayForIt.

Anders99 is a party animal like you.

As you know, I am not a club guy.

But most of the reports here are of Gallery. Use the search function to read more about Gallery.

I need to research when I have time, but one of the places (not Gallery) has closed.

The action starts late at Gallery and some of the reports are of CBJ. But Anders99 seems to get good action wherever he goes.

The brothels are pretty relaxed, by the way, and much less expensive than Gallery. Although I haven't found the quality quite as good as escortprivada girls from a looks standpoint. My point being that they might let you mingle at the brothels if you are clearly a big spending Englishman.

I spent a Saturday and Sunday in Lisbon, and since I don't like to go to houses or use street walkers I spent Saturday cruising between my two favorite places in Lisbon, Elefante Branco (not closed as Google Maps says) and Gallery. Also stopped by the Tamila strip club. The two first are great as you can chat to various girls and pick one to go with you. Lots of girls in both places and you can have your pick if you come before midnight!

Early on I chatted up a beautiful semi-blond Portuguese girl at Elefante Branco who was tall, slim and actually very well groomed and classy. Would say she was around 30-35 years old. We exchanged phone numbers and said we might be in touch next day as I wanted to check the places out more.

Eventually met a short, girl-next-door type of cute Little girl at Gallery. She had a fantastic round ass, but not at all fat. A bad thing about Lisbon is that I have found it hard to bring girls back to the hotels, so we went to one of the many "fuck hotels" around down Town just 5 minutes away. This one was more like an apartment building, with small apartments and rooms overseen by a an older, smiling Portuguese grandma. I was quite drunk and asked my girl if she wanted to ask the old lady if she wanted to watch, and it was agreed. EUR 250 to the girl and EUR 50 to the grandma who sat down in an easy chair and watched. Great DATY, BBBJ and ass licking (me giving), we were both drunk and giggly. Finished soft from behind lying on the side with condom. The grandma giggled all the time and spoke in Portuguese, not sure why I got the idea to invite her but I made me horny. Was so drunk I probably would not have cum with that extra spice. The girl grove me back to my hotel.

Next day I called we first girl, we met for a nice lunch in my hotel with a bottle of wine, then sneaked upstairs for a long afternoon of sensual GFE with lots of kissing, DATY, BBBJ and slow sensual sex. She did not do anal, but that didn't really matter. This was a high class girl who did not settle for less than EUR 300 in spite of this being an extra afternoon gig. Well worth it though!

Lisbon with its clubs is a favorite of mine, can't wait to get back.

[PayForIt]

Gents, due a trip over to Lisbon soon. First time. Have read threw the last few pages of the forum and much is said about various ladies available at private houses or outcall. Are there no clubs in Lisbon as there are in Spain and even on the Algarve where you turn up to a bar and any number of girls are available for a fee? If so, can I ask regular members of this forum to post some details of names and locations and assessments on LU and prices. Much appreciated in advance.

[On The Side]

Hey all,

I'm going to be in Lisbon in October and was going to connect with EP. Pricing is fine when compared to North American rates so I don't have any issues there. But deep French kissing is something I definitely want. Any recommendations on EP ladies who could provide?

[Mongerer88]

Thanks again Mongerer. I was looking to schedule with Marcia. I will definitely confirm services. Any other black recommendations appreciated.

I am cautiously optimistic that you will like Marcia. The problem with any review is that each of us may be a lot different than the reviewer. I think he indicated that Marcia speaks English, but those reviews are hard to understand when translated. She needed to run to the bathroom once during the session, but that happens to all of us every once in a while, doesn't it? And she had some opinions on subjects that were different than his when they talked about weightier subjects, but that seems to indicate that she is a thinking girl. He said the EP girls were young enough to be his granddaughters, so I would think they might not think exactly like he does about subjects. So if you confirm BBBJ / CIM as being correct in her profile, she may still be a gem.

The newest EO black girl, Kiara Pontes, has a nice profile but is too new to have reviews.

The other EP black lady, Bianca Martins, probably deserves another look. Especially if you want anal sex, which she provided in both reviews. The downsides are no CIM (but both reviews confirm definite BBBJ that was provided with enthusiasm), very limited English, no DFK (but kissing in general did occur), and some unprofessional habits like taking a call and putting it on speakerphone as she was getting ready to leave the session that was reviewed. But she was younger and may be more professional now.

The upside is that she is clearly hot, and the reviews have to be taken with some context. The ISG review of her was by PrivatePress, an Asian guy who seemed to dislike just about all the ladies he saw in Portugal and the United Kingdom. And he really disliked the personality of Sara, who I have seen three times and found to be a sweetheart. The only lady he liked was Bruna Peres, who was my least favorite of the EP ladies I have seen. So he may be my polar opposite, and I may like Bianca just as I like Sara.

Here is Mustang's review of Bianca Martins from the local board. He wrote it in English, and he won't mind me copying it, since he has posted on ISG before. Note that both PrivatePress and Mustang did anal with little or no lube. Personally, I bring a lot of lube and really apply it heavily on them with a finger in her ass while doing DATY. I think that doing a better job of lubing would have generated a better session for each of them. Also, keep in mind that Mustang really liked Megan, Sara and Alexandra of EP when he did this review a few years ago, so he is grading on a bit of a curve, and he enjoys speaking with them in English rather than Portuguese. And Mustang is willing to be really critical like he was regarding his disastrous session with independent Mia Santos, so this review is not really too bad. Anyway, here is Mustang's review of Bianca Martins.

+ Good Boobs.

+ Round ass.

+ Sweet skin.

+ Excellent tight asshole.

+ Active and expressive.

- Turns off the lights so that it's dark (I'm ugly though and I guess she does not like white boys).

- No french kiss (only Simple kisses).

- No "social-time" (poor english, gives a phone call and turns the speaker on).

Conclusion: I had quite a good time with Bianca. I received her at my hotel during the game Portugal. Poland.

Her blowjob was very active. I did not try to finger her, I worried to get refusal again. But I masturbated her clit and she seems to be sensitive to what I was doing. We did a very long missionary, she seemed to be pretty into it, screaming and holding me. Spoon position. Then I took her in cowgirl while licking and sucking her delicious boobies. I told her I would like to fuck her in the ass, she laughed and ignored it. I continued to take her on but after a few minutes I insisted again: in your ass please Zz17.

She accepted and did not even put lube ShockSo I took her doggy and spat in her ass, it was really difficult to enter, but once inside it felt so good. So tight and warm: Smt050 Oh man, I banged her so hard. I was holding her bootilicious ass and that got me really wild. As I was still fucking her in the ass I was masturbating her pussy and found out she was all wet! HotttThat time I could not prevent myself anymore from fingering her and I started banging her even more, till I delivered the huuuge load on her ass. So good 8).

She was in shock, out of breath, like a bit lost. I sensed she was a bit mad at me, to this day I still do not know why, but I suspect it was the intense anal fuck or the cum on ass. She did not want to comment until I said "all good? So she laughed and became friendly again. On TV, the penalties. I told her she won, she did not care. She really took her time to leave, she had nothing better to do.

http://escortprivada.com/escort/bianca-martins/

[BkkBadBoy]

My date with Kelly finally happened today. Wow! What a stunner! Just the dream Brazilian I have always wanted to meet. The most amazing sexy eyes, perfect breasts, 173 cm tall. Full behind without going overboard. She came in with high heals and looked almost 6 ft tall. Black hair down to mid back, wearing a halter top bra-less with her pert nipples standing to attention. OMG! I was shaking at the knees. I knew I was going to need a second round with her so I asked straight away if we could repeat if I came too quickly. She said that's fine. On to DFK, nipples, BBBJ, and many position changes. Did this thing with a lounge chair and an ottoman. Use your imagination. Finished with a flair back on the bed. We really clicked so 10 min of chatting and I asked her about baby oil on her ass. Yup, no problem. Always gets me going again to rub up on that. She didn't have any problem sucking again with a little oil on it, I was very impressed with that. OK back to multi position changing but my fav was with her on top. She has some great moves there. I asked about Anal, no, I asked about CIM, no. COB, yes. OK, so now I knew my limitations. Pulled off the condom for more BBBJ and it really looked like she was ready to work it til completion in her mouth but we finished on her wonderful chest. And I have to say they are perfect.

OK, questions answered. No Anal, No CIM, No 30 min price in her room. 1 HR min. No Duo partner (yet haha) 150 incal 200 outcall +taxi (20 for me today).

So 220 Euro later. I'm spent, having had the most amazing Brazilian girl treat me like a God.

Repeat, repeat, repeat.

I'll be seeing her again!

Oh shit, did I mention I still have a date with Matilde from EP tonight.

[BkkBadBoy]

BBB,

Thanks for the report, a sisters duo was on my list as well Have you thought of doing 12 hours with any of them? How do you decide which EP lady to see? They're all so beautiful.

KS.

I have not had a bad pick from EP yet. Now been with 4 of them. Megan, Carlota, Zara and Carolina. I decided on Carlota / Carolina duo just because I now know them both and hay. They are Sisters. (check bucket list).

For a 12 hour date I would have to come on vacation and be well rested. I deal with it all the time and jet lag really effects performance for me. But yes! I would consider a 12 hrs date with Kelly Morais! Just met her today. Amazing!

[Dlink300]

Hello all,

It's great to see an active community. Thank you to all who have contributed. EP seems to reign in Lisbon.

I'll be heading to Lisbon very soon and looking forward in having some fun. I am new to this so please bare with my questions.

1) typically how early do you contact ladies of interest?

2) do you negotiate services before hand or at the time?

3) I am also open to erotic massages. After a cursory search of providers in Lisbon, I am not really impressed. There are not many webpages or reviews (looking for nuru, p-massage, Tantra, etc.). Any recommendations?

4) is classificadosx reliable place to look?

To bad no links or PM allowed for newbies.

Thanks!

[RacerRad]

Thanks again Mongerer. I was looking to schedule with Marcia. I will definitely confirm services. Any other black recommendations appreciated.

I had contacted escortprivada on behalf of a Canadian friend and asked if they do outcall to airbnb and private flats and they said yes. He later saw a lady from EP at this place, so that seems to confirm the answer. He indicated his surprise as to how small the place was, deciding against a threesome because they would not all have fit in the twin bed.

I wanted to alert you to something. I answered a previous question of yours by mentioning Marcia Santos and her very limited yet favorable review on the American review site. A few days ago, a review appeared on the local review board by a reviewer who had given perfect scores to Carlota, Carolina and Zara of EP. That reviewer did not hit it off as well with Marcia Santos and he indicated that he received a CBJ from Marcia. The concern is that this same reviewer listed receiving a BBBJ from Carlota, Carolina and Zara. Now it is possible that he requested a CBJ from Marcia, especially since she appeared to be a last minute recommendation from the booker and the reviewer appeared surprised that she was a black Angolan chick (apparently he didn't check the website). He seemed to have some negative opinions of black Angolan chicks from past experiences with other providers unrelated to Marcia.

I love black girls and of course would enjoy reading your review, but if BBBJ is important to you, as I think you indicated in your post, you might want to definitively confirm that Marcia in fact offers BBBJ and CIM. I presume her EP profile is accurate, but with two CBJ reviews it might be useful to confirm the accuracy of that profile if BBBJ and/or CIM is highly anticipated. The reviewer on the local board said that Marcia was pretty, he just didn't click with her. So you could of course have a much better experience.

I am hesitant to rely too much on any escortprivada review from the local board, since as I have said before, I think there are some reviews on there I think are false and / or misleading. But this guy's reviews struck me as honest with scores ranging from perfect to not as good.