Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

Meetings not cooperating. Are these places open on Saturdays? Wouldn't want to be banging on the doors of a closed place in a residential neighborhood.

Yes. Many close on Sundays, but Saturdays are fine.

[Robinr]

Meetings not cooperating. Are these places open on Saturdays? Wouldn't want to be banging on the doors of a closed place in a residential neighborhood.

[Mongerer88]

For starters, I will say what I have always said. I have found the girls hotter and the service better with the escortprivada agency ladies that I have seen, in comparison to the brothel girls I have seen. And there are a lot of escortprivada ladies I have not seen who are reviewed favorably on this site. They offer English communication, and if you have a hotel room anyway, you should look at their website and each girl's service offerings.

Similarly, there are a lot of excellent reviews of independents on this site, primarily by Kama, who offer both incall and outcall at very reasonable prices. Although you will have to determine if you can communicate well enough with them, if you speak only English, to manage to make a booking. So try to focus on reviewed independents who advertise as speaking English if you don't speak Portuguese.

I have always found fuckable girls at the brothels, I have just found them on average to be a little step down from the escortprivada ladies. And given the many reviews of independents on the local board in comparison to the brothels mentioned here on ISG, it appears the same is likely true with respect to independents versus brothel ladies.

That having been said, it is remarkably easy to go to a Lisbon brothel and get laid. You write down the address provided, show up, and knock on the door. The door will be opened either by a madam or one of the working girls. You sit on a couch and each girl presents herself, usually kisses you on each cheek, and she says her name. It may be wise to bring a small pad of paper and pen to write down the names of the ones who interest you the most. Although the Lisbon brothels are not as large as the Barcelona ones, so the selection process is not as difficult. There is a reasonable variety of South American, Portuguese, and African ladies. There will be some women that you wonder how the hell they ever get picked, and some you will find either cute or in fact hot. After the line-up, you can ask the madam which girls provide any desired services such as BBBJ, CIM and anal. There is no reason to be shy about it. Prices have long been reported as 60 euros for half hour and 100 euros for an hour. A delightful thing about Lisbon is the lack of upselling for BBBJ, CIM and anal. So if those services are important, picking the right girl is more important than waving around a bunch of cash.

Once you make the selection, you are led to a room with a bed and shower. The rooms are generally outfitted in traditional *****house decor, with a wide variety of colors. Another interesting feature is the piping in of 1980's and 1990's pop music. Many rooms do not include a toilet, so you may wish to go and do any necessary business before entering the room. You will generally be expected to pay the girl in the room, and she will take the money to the checkout while you shower. Once she (or she and the other girl you might have chosen for a threesome since they often solicit threesomes after you initially choose a girl), you have the fuckfest. Most rooms have a small clock that allows you to track your remaining time. The time generally begins when you entered the room, but some girls seem okay with starting the time after you finish the shower. They do not seem to be overly concerned regarding time, and I have never read a review where the madam knocks on a door around the time the session was supposed to end.

Michelles and New Center are the biggest of the brothels, but that doesn't mean that the other ones are not as good or better. But you are certain to get a fairly large line-up at those two places. Michelle's is in a building with a combination of businesses and residential units. Michelle's seems to occupy its entire floor. New Center has a sign above its apartment door. The building where New Center is located has (or had the last time I was there) a really old-school elevator that you have to manually close and then open like a regular door when it gets to the correct floor. It was interesting, but I decided to take the stairs on the way out. Both are in nice neighborhoods.

Hi,

Never been to one of these places, could you give me an idea of what to expect when you arrive & tips for a newbie? The wife's vagina seems to have healed over and I have 2 years of sexual frustration and want to blow away the COB-webs.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

[ChicoBarca]

Hi,

Anyone tried the place Tamila? What's the LU like, what's the service like and damage?

Chico.

[Kama Leão]

Thanks. These services aren't important to me at all, though. Unless a girl is exceedingly restrictive, a friendly attitude generally makes my day a lot better than her list of specific services. As for street action, I merely asked because that's a viable alternative in some cities. Lisbon seems to not be one of them, though.

Thanks again. Looking forward to my visit.

There is some street action in Lisbon. But it's just not worth trying. It has been steadily decaying since it's much safer and confortable to do it in an appartment wether it is an uspcale or a low cost one. And there are lots of both. You can check it in the link for the Portuguese forum that Mongerer88 posted.

[Rubber Duck]

Amaduess, here is a good list of addresses. Honestly, most guys would have listed Michelle's and New Center first, since they are the largest of the bunch in terms of Line Ups. Michelles seems to have the whole floor and New Center has a banner on its door. As far as I know, there is no change to the standard pricing of 60 euros for a half hour and 100 euros for an hour. One guy said he got 45 minutes for 80 euros. There are no reports of upsells, but it is wise to ask the madam which ladies do BBBJ, CIM and anal if those are important to you. Quality varies from day to day and place to place. Michelles gets the most reviews, for what that is worth.

They open late morning and close late evening. They aren't open all night, so don't be one of those drunken louts who wonders around the places at midnight banging on the doors and then comes back and complains that Lisbon sucks. These places are located in convenient downtown residential buildings and we have to show respect to the neighbors. Be glad Lisbon is not a place that limits this activity to dangerous red light areas in the middle of nowhere.

Hi,

Never been to one of these places, could you give me an idea of what to expect when you arrive & tips for a newbie? The wife's vagina seems to have healed over and I have 2 years of sexual frustration and want to blow away the COB-webs.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

[Robinr]

I think that is a fair summary. At least there are no reports of upselling at the bordellos. Not all of the ladies do BBBJ, CIM or anal, so if those are a must, you would want to ask the madam which ladies offer what prior to making your final selection...

Thanks. These services aren't important to me at all, though. Unless a girl is exceedingly restrictive, a friendly attitude generally makes my day a lot better than her list of specific services. As for street action, I merely asked because that's a viable alternative in some cities. Lisbon seems to not be one of them, though.

Thanks again. Looking forward to my visit.

[Mongerer88]

Hi there,

I'm new to Portugal, so I just wanted to check my understanding on the state of the trade. As I understand the previous posts, a visit to a regular "bordello" (for lack of a better word) entails payment for the girl's time, and so the price is the same for a CBJ and for BBBJ + Anal + CIM. What then are the options for a quick blow between meetings? Is there some street fare to be had, or is that unsafe / unethical?

I think that is a fair summary. At least there are no reports of upselling at the bordellos. Not all of the ladies do BBBJ, CIM or anal, so if those are a must, you would want to ask the madam which ladies offer what prior to making your final selection. I think they often refer to it as completo service.

These places are exceptionally inexpensive by European standards at 60 euros half hour, 100 euros for the hour, so there are simply not a lot of reports regarding street action. I am not into street action, but when I glance at the local review board (which you need to join to read), there are very few reports in comparison to the independents that most of the locals see. So it does not seem to be a big part of the scene.

http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewforum...6ae982958343c8

I have never gotten a street hooker anywhere, but could someone enlighten me as to how that would work for a quick blow between meetings. Would you go behind a large Bush? I have just never understood what is referred to as outdoor prostitution. If you headed to a flophouse with her, I do believe there would be practical safety risks that would outweigh any cost savings in comparison to a bordello.

[Robinr]

Hi there,

I'm new to Portugal, so I just wanted to check my understanding on the state of the trade. As I understand the previous posts, a visit to a regular "bordello" (for lack of a better word) entails payment for the girl's time, and so the price is the same for a CBJ and for BBBJ + Anal + CIM. What then are the options for a quick blow between meetings? Is there some street fare to be had, or is that unsafe / unethical?

[Mongerer88]

Lana has a few reviews in http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/index.php since 2012 but they're all negative: http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=36406 and http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic...035&hilit=Lana

Thanks Kama. I didn't realize Lana had a Portuguese identity at a lower price than her offerings at the escortgirl-Lisbon agency.

I guess the higher price is not a motivator for better service, since she gets the same unfavorable service reviews regardless of the price.

[Kama Leão]

There are no reviews of the escortgirl-Lisbon agency (which was once known as the Star Agency) on the local gp-pt.net forum, so little information is available.

Lana has a few reviews in http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/index.php since 2012 but they're all negative: http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=36406 and http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic...035&hilit=Lana

[Kama Leão]

Hi everyone,

I found this page on the web https://www.apartadox.com . Is there anybody use this page? Can I trust to use this page. Videos and Pics. Great. I hope not fake.

Thanks.

You can trust it. All the photos are authentic. I mean, the girl you see is the one you're going to meet and not someone using fake photos. And, give or take the inevitable photoshop, they offer you a fair idea of what they're like. The only problem may be that some say they provide services - mainly A-level and BBBJ - which, when you meet them, they refuse. But that can happen everywhere.

[Mongerer88]

This is not my review, but one from another review site primarily catering to Americans.

It is from someone with several other reviews, so I think it is a legitimate review.

If the person who wrote it sees this thread, I do not intend to infringe on your good work, but several guys on this thread have asked about the escortgirl-Lisbon agency, and we need data on this thread. The one review of an escortgirl-Lisbon agency lady in this thread was not favorable and that escort even refused DATY,. We all hoped that review was an aberration. There are no reviews of the escortgirl-Lisbon agency (which was once known as the Star Agency) on the local gp-pt.net forum, so little information is available.

Unfortunately, the review of Lana on that other site was not at all favorable. The reviewer, who usually rates the ladies he sees as 7's and 8's on looks and performance, gave Lana an 8 for looks and a 3 for performance.

http://escortgirl-lisbon.com/models/30756

Fortunately, he said the pics are real and that she is indeed a knockout.

BUT, he said he confirmed the availability of anal and multiple pops for an hour session beforehand. He got there and after his shower she was texting and wouldn't immediately start the session. She applied a condom for oral sex (this is a reviewer who got BBBJs in several of his other reviews), so apparently she is CBJ only. After some vaginal doggie intercourse, he requested a switch to anal and she said she never does anal sex even for an additional fee. After finishing in vaginal CFS, he cleaned up and expected the session to continue for the rest of the hour he had paid for. But she began texting again and informed him that she had another customer arriving in just a few minutes. He left without making a scene, but he was obviously ripped off. Personally, I have zero tolerance for cheating on time. If a provider only does CBJs, fine. Not up for anal that day (even if she or someone else promised it shortly before), okay. Have a critically important text to send, not really okay but tolerable. But no way should an hour of time be sold if she doesn't plan to fulfill that hour.

I was hoping this was a good agency, and perhaps there are some good ladies there that have not been reviewed, but a review like this is disturbing since this agency is one of the most expensive in Lisbon. Once again, this is not my review and maybe there are two sides to the story.

If a person wants to use an agency, I would stick with Escort Privada, which has a lot of good reviews on this site.

[Gezgininbiri]

Hi everyone,

I found this page on the web https://www.apartadox.com . Is there anybody use this page? Can I trust to use this page. Videos and Pics. Great. I hope not fake.

Thanks.

[Kama Leão]

Are you needing a romantic theme motel room like xroomz offers?

Hotels and motels in Lisbon are girl friendly (unless you stagger drunk through late at night with an obviously equally drunk lower-end hooker). So you could just stay at a Holiday Inn or a Clarion or any hotel / motel and have the escort just go up to your room and knock on the door. Or you could meet her in the lobby and walk up to the room.

Xroomz is a bit crappy, yes. But if you are into kinky / kitsch stuff it's ok.

But I think Safira is better: http://safira.lisbon-hotel.org/.