Lisbon

[PER23]

Thanks for all the info!

First, if EP let a post-op trans in, and without declaring it, that is dismaying in the extreme. But, when I saw that ad I thought "why does a young woman already look like a porno plastic surgery disaster?" Because you can see that much without looking at her face.

That is so sad about Maria. With the EP girls, I always wish for the good ones that they make whatever money they need and get out without any lasting issues. Condoms aren't great at stopping herpes or HPV, but they are something. And if she had begun offering BBFS on the regular, she should count herself lucky if it was just herpes.

About Mafalda Melo -- how were her teeth? I suspect she is Nicole Forte / Monica Melo.

I had the misfortune of seeing Monica Melo. Mafalda is just weird and disinterested. Zero enthusiasm for the job, so you're not going to get anything alluring from her.

[PeteMpls]

Did a quick review on her. Took one look at her and decided she was a post-op TS and asked her to leave. Everything was off, from the demeanour to the look. Don't think she'll be on EP long. Frankly, "she" looks hideous. If you want the bimbo look without the why chromosome, there are plenty of escorts like that on all of the sites.

Thank you, sorry I missed your original post. For some reason it wasn't coming up via search.

[Harry1217]

Thanks for the reviews! What stands out is that you wouldn't recommend the vast majority of the ladies you've seen. I'm sorry for your bad experiences or encountering ladies who didn't appeal physically. Must say I'm disappointed as I had thought EP was decent overall.

You've actually touched on a number of things that have been discussed in the last few months, in particular photoshopping and name changes.

I've seen Soraia Albuquerque and was as disappointed as you with her looks. I didn't send Soraia away but I've since wondered whether I would have the nerve to send a girl back if first impressions were bad (either photoshopping, they way they talk etc).

New to the forum but I've been living in Lisbon since June 2021 and have seen a lot of the ladies at EP. I usually book the girls for 2 hours.

I'm sure it's clear to most but EP is an agency and you are never speaking to the lady herself via whatsapp. They have a bunch of receptionists who are good at scheduling but can be very inept with forgetting your details for repeat bookings with the same girl. They always respond quickly, though.

Here are some quick reviews:

Flora Neves: Well reviewed on here recently and I can concur with these. I find her very attractive and her body is amazing. Sweet, slightly reserved personality but she really opens up and isn't mechanical. She is legitimately 19.

Mia Verissimo: Saw her last week and quite honestly, I think she's a man. Something's definitely off. Paid "her" a travel fee and sent her packing. Looks like a totally inflated bimbo in person and not in a good way. Face and body have been surgically altered into something approaching grotesque.

Olivia Sampaio: Pretty face and bubbly personality, but she's out of shape and tries to be too dominant in bed for my liking. Gave me a soft dick with all of her WWE gyrations so I sent her away early.

Vanessa Morais: Saw her in 2021 when she first worked with EP. Pretty face and quite skinny, but enthusiastic in bed. Well, she was. No idea now...

[ExExpatriate]

Thanks for all the info!

First, if EP let a post-op trans in, and without declaring it, that is dismaying in the extreme. But, when I saw that ad I thought "why does a young woman already look like a porno plastic surgery disaster?" Because you can see that much without looking at her face.

That is so sad about Maria. With the EP girls, I always wish for the good ones that they make whatever money they need and get out without any lasting issues. Condoms aren't great at stopping herpes or HPV, but they are something. And if she had begun offering BBFS on the regular, she should count herself lucky if it was just herpes.

About Mafalda Melo -- how were her teeth? I suspect she is Nicole Forte / Monica Melo.

[Mongerer88]

Thank you all of this fantastic information.

New to the forum but I've been living in Lisbon since June 2021 and have seen a lot of the ladies at EP. I usually book the girls for 2 hours.

I'm sure it's clear to most but EP is an agency and you are never speaking to the lady herself via whatsapp. They have a bunch of receptionists who are good at scheduling but can be very inept with forgetting your details for repeat bookings with the same girl. They always respond quickly, though.

Here are some quick reviews:

Flora Neves: Well reviewed on here recently and I can concur with these. I find her very attractive and her body is amazing. Sweet, slightly reserved personality but she really opens up and isn't mechanical. She is legitimately 19.

Mia Verissimo: Saw her last week and quite honestly, I think she's a man. Something's definitely off. Paid "her" a travel fee and sent her packing. Looks like a totally inflated bimbo in person and not in a good way. Face and body have been surgically altered into something approaching grotesque.

Olivia Sampaio: Pretty face and bubbly personality, but she's out of shape and tries to be too dominant in bed for my liking. Gave me a soft dick with all of her WWE gyrations so I sent her away early....

[PER23]

Has anyone seen Mia Verissimo? I wasn't able to find any info here or on the local board, but she looks temping. https://escortprivada.com/escort/mia-verissimo/.

Did a quick review on her. Took one look at her and decided she was a post-op TS and asked her to leave. Everything was off, from the demeanour to the look. Don't think she'll be on EP long. Frankly, "she" looks hideous. If you want the bimbo look without the why chromosome, there are plenty of escorts like that on all of the sites.

[ExExpatriate]

IMO, finding an escort's apartment / studio is the same as finding a normal apartment or studio in practical terms.

Usually they will tell you the street address of the building. When you get there, you message them and they'll buzz the door and tell you the apartment number. You go there; often they'll be right inside the door, looking out for you.

Insofar as that goes, just remember that in Europe, the ground floor is zero, not 1. In Portugal, sometimes apartments are coded as left or right, which will appear as E or D. So 3 E, meaning 3rd floor (starting from the ground as zero) on the left.

Thanks much ExExpatriate for the insights. Is it really difficult to find the studio as a newbie? And, also I believe the studio would be pretty safe for the incall session! And, Can I make a booking, for say a day earlier or 5-6 hours earlier, or does it need to be instant? Like within 1 or 2 hours for an example! Thanks again.

[PeteMpls]

Has anyone seen Mia Verissimo? I wasn't able to find any info here or on the local board, but she looks temping. https://escortprivada.com/escort/mia-verissimo/.

[PER23]

New to the forum but I've been living in Lisbon since June 2021 and have seen a lot of the ladies at EP. I usually book the girls for 2 hours.

I'm sure it's clear to most but EP is an agency and you are never speaking to the lady herself via whatsapp. They have a bunch of receptionists who are good at scheduling but can be very inept with forgetting your details for repeat bookings with the same girl. They always respond quickly, though.

Here are some quick reviews:

Flora Neves: Well reviewed on here recently and I can concur with these. I find her very attractive and her body is amazing. Sweet, slightly reserved personality but she really opens up and isn't mechanical. She is legitimately 19.

Mia Verissimo: Saw her last week and quite honestly, I think she's a man. Something's definitely off. Paid "her" a travel fee and sent her packing. Looks like a totally inflated bimbo in person and not in a good way. Face and body have been surgically altered into something approaching grotesque.

Olivia Sampaio: Pretty face and bubbly personality, but she's out of shape and tries to be too dominant in bed for my liking. Gave me a soft dick with all of her WWE gyrations so I sent her away early.

Vanessa Morais: Saw her in 2021 when she first worked with EP. Pretty face and quite skinny, but enthusiastic in bed. Well, she was. No idea now.

Marta Castro: Contrary to most reviewers, I don't get the hype. She has a pretty face and is attractive with the clothes on but very arrogant and overfamiliar with her conversation, and her body is absolutely busted from pregnancy with stretch marks everywhere.

Adriana Santos: Looks like a typical Eastern European low level IG model type. She wouldn't be my first choice but she's a nice girl and her body is curvy but not flabby. Great BJ.

Amalia Leal: Cute little Brazilian. Skinnier than she looks in the photos. Very new and very enthusiastic. Says she's 24 and has been in Portugal for 3 months.

Sara Valente: Was hotter in 2021. She lost a ton of weight and the tis are gone. Brilliant personality and enthusiasm, though. Hygiene is poor. She won't shower before or after, even though she shows up well dressed etc.

Mafalda Melo: Mid-thirties, weird, unenthusiastic. Avoid.

Eva Branco: Seen her twice and she's very submissive and gives a great no hands BJ, but she's just not that attractive overall. Her personality makes up for it a lot. Great tits and a chunky body. Saw her in December when she started.

Lara Lima: Saw her in 2021 when she had a different name. Way too many tattoos and just average.

Ariana Luz: If you want to fuck Wonder Woman, this is the one. Easily 6 ft tall. Biggest nipples I've seen and her body is olympic level muscular. I had a good time.

Diana Real: Fat. Unenthusiastic.

Joana Montenegro: Very enchanting, charismatic lady. Only seen her once and she's got a great body. Probably 30 years old. She's good at role playing intimacy but she doesn't really get into the sex.

Samanta Lima: Man-hating drug addict with insanely dark energy. Below average looks - 3 out of 10 at best. Don't even bother.

Angelica Silva: They did a great photoshop job with this one. She's 30+ and out of shape. Not fun.

Matilde Ribeiro: Mid-30's, asian looking Brazilian. Enthusiastic and has a thing for making you finish with CIM. Good gym toned MILF type but her tits are damaged from implant removal surgery.

Margarida Vaz: Reviews have gotten better so I won't knock her too much, but I was one of her first clients and she was a plank of wood. Absolutely terrified of the job at the time, so I sent her away early. Nice girl, but not nearly as attractive as some reviewers have mentioned. To me, she's much heavier than the photos suggest and although her face is pretty, she's just a cute, plain girl you wouldn't notice on the street.

Catarina Rodriguez: Saw her when she started, before the fake tits. Really bad breath and out of shape. Don't remember much else.

Maria Conceicao: Gone now but I saw her a lot in 2021 and early 2022. She returned briefly and quit because she had herpes. Claims it was from a boyfriend but she was barebacking clients. She offered, I declined.

Frederica Lima: Haven't seen her but have a suspicion she was on EP before as Sofia Andrade (similar physical stats with a very large thigh tattoo). Can't quite tell but I had seen Sofia and wouldn't recommend at all.

Soraia Albuquerque: She must be better now. I was one of her earliest clients and apart from the great tits, I was pretty disappointed when I saw her looks.

Vivianne Miller: She was on the site briefly last year, was hardly available and is gone now. Maybe she'll be back. Bombshell 19 year old Brazilian with the best body I've seen on an escort. Had a brilliant time.

Nicole Sousa: She's gone now but was easily one of the best girls last year. Around 25 years old and actually a semi-famous IG influencer from Benfica. Sexy looks and did everything with enthusiasm.

Ariana Pilar: Was Debora Pires / Tatiana Souza on EP last year. Pretty average. Looks good, but quite jaded. Great tits and very good BJ if you catch her on the right day.

[Jacob8031]

Sure. I'm assuming that if you've been reading the thread, you know what sites to review for incall ladies. These will indicate if the lady works with English. Note that "works with" isn't the same as "speaks. " She may or may not have workable English, but she is willing to deal with translation issues.

Second, in addition to asking about if she can see you when you want to go, price, if she does your requests, etc. Don't forget to ask about where her studio is early on. As a visitor without a car, it matters. In that respect, it's like anything else you might want to do, except the ads don't necessarily tell you what the address is.

Finally, beware the tourist tax. Incall rates should be 120-150 per hour, with half hours being rounded up from half that (70 or 80).

Thanks much ExExpatriate for the insights. Is it really difficult to find the studio as a newbie? And, also I believe the studio would be pretty safe for the incall session! And, Can I make a booking, for say a day earlier or 5-6 hours earlier, or does it need to be instant? Like within 1 or 2 hours for an example! Thanks again.

[ExExpatriate]

Sure. I'm assuming that if you've been reading the thread, you know what sites to review for incall ladies. These will indicate if the lady works with English. Note that "works with" isn't the same as "speaks. " She may or may not have workable English, but she is willing to deal with translation issues.

Second, in addition to asking about if she can see you when you want to go, price, if she does your requests, etc. Don't forget to ask about where her studio is early on. As a visitor without a car, it matters. In that respect, it's like anything else you might want to do, except the ads don't necessarily tell you what the address is.

Finally, beware the tourist tax. Incall rates should be 120-150 per hour, with half hours being rounded up from half that (70 or 80).

Hello all,

First want to say thanks for such a wealth of information! Need advice as it's going to be my first time in Lisbon from NY. Need some advice on how to book for an incall? E. g. Is it easy to book or find the places as I do have zero Portuguese? Does it really difficult to book for incall session? Any tips for an English-speaking guy would be helpful.

The Outcall session is pretty straight forward which I can sense.

[Mongerer88]

Hello all,

First want to say thanks for such a wealth of information! Need advice as it's going to be my first time in Lisbon from NY. Need some advice on how to book for an incall? E. g. Is it easy to book or find the places as I do have zero Portuguese? Does it really difficult to book for incall session? Any tips for an English-speaking guy would be helpful.

The Outcall session is pretty straight forward which I can sense.

Europe isn't Mars. In fact it is quite a bit like NYC in terms of buildings and entries.

There will be a street name, a street address, often a building entry code, an apartment number, and elevators with floor numbers.

And most importantly Portugal has Uber to take you to the places, allowing you to type in the street address.

Most addresses and street numbers are the same in English and Portuguese. So no translation is really required for that part.

If you are communicating with a lady on WhatsApp, and she is writing in Portuguese, just highlight the text and copy the text to Google Translate on your smart phone to read it in English.

But take Uber or a cab to the incall. Lisbon is like San Francisco with respect to the hills. If you are going to a place on a hill, the street will suddenly sort of end and pick up somewhere nearby. It is easy to get lost. Which is fun if you are exploring. Not fun if you are on a timeline involving an incall escort.

[Jacob8031]

Hello all,

First want to say thanks for such a wealth of information! Need advice as it's going to be my first time in Lisbon from NY. Need some advice on how to book for an incall? E. g. Is it easy to book or find the places as I do have zero Portuguese? Does it really difficult to book for incall session? Any tips for an English-speaking guy would be helpful.

The Outcall session is pretty straight forward which I can sense.

[Kama Leão]

Two great finds! With an unusual point in common: both look so much better in the flesh than in their photo essays (which are quite appealing, actually). Monica is younger, a fresh and engaging 30 something -, Bella must be in her late 30's but could easily be the beautiful younger sister of the lady we see in the photos of Apartado X. Both are instantly friendly and willing to provide great GFE, FK, and BBBJ (Monica BBBJ, Bella BBBJTC). None of them offer A-Level which as far as I'm concerned is no problem at all. DATY is enthusiastically accepted and a great starting point for what follows.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...a-azevedo-7142

https://docemassagem.com/massagista/monica-portuguesa/ + https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/an...nica-926559113.

[PeteMpls]

Today I saw Flora Neves from EP. She is young and has an incredible body. Thin, tall, and heavy set of natural tits that sit perfectly. She took a minute to warm up but once she did she was great. She was open to many positions and is talkative and friendly / GFE. The CIM finish was one for the books.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/flora-neves/