Lisbon

[ExExpatriate]

I hear you about incall vs. Outcall. EP is reasonably priced right now, and if you already have the hotel room, it makes sense to take advantage of it. Whether I go incall or outcall depends on a handful of variables. The one thing that doesn't make sense is paying a primarily incall escort to do outcall, because it costs so much more than either EP or her incall business.

That some ladies create fake profiles to do fake reviews of themselves and / or their roommates is a much commented upon practice on the local board. These are usually easy to spot, because the fake profile has only 1-3 very positive reviews and few or no other posts to its name, and these are things you can see next to the post.

Suspicion on this score is so much the case that a newbie posting an upbeat review is invariably accused of being a fake profile.

Still, it's a relatively minor problem on the local board (and here, for that matter). It's surprising the escorts don't resort to the trick more often or adopt a more sophisticated and systematic approach. One would think the ladies with crap reputations would be very motivated to whitewash themselves a little.

[Harry1217]

Thank you for the review. She is a new lady and I am intending to see her myself in the new year if possible.

I actually think the WhatsApp picture makes her look a bit different to the advertisements, but she still looks good.

It is good that she is on EscortPrivada, so there is no extra taxi fare or any of that nonsense.

I actually prefer an outcall to my hotel because it makes for a much better ambience during the session; moreover I tend to stay in nice hotels and the rooms are much more comfortable than the incall rooms. Someone commented earlier that there is no need or reason for us to do outcalls but I definitely prefer them.

They are commenting on the local board that you are a promoter of Debora, and that your review may not be genuine! I think this stems from several recent reviews which appear to be done by people affiliated with the ladies.

Rebeca Diniz has had a stream of good reviews on the local board recently, and if you look at the reviewers' profiles it is highly unlikely that they are not genuine. Nevertheless, the writing style and nature of the comments on some of them are similar. I know there were some negative comments about her which were deleted on the local board, I'm not sure why. I remember a very popular Dutch review board which used to collude with brothel houses in Holland to delete negative comments etc. There was a suggestion a while back that perhaps sites such as EscortPrivada write their own reviews to boost ladies' bookings. I always maintain a healthy dose of skepticism when reading reviews. By the way, I am not doubting the authenticity of Debora's review. I'm just making some general observations!

I finally got a chance to get with Debora Dias so since my TD on the other board didn't publish, I'll drop the skinny here:

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...bora-Dias-7343

Debora looks exactly how she does in the fotos (except for her hairstyle) and has a killer body. Matter of fact her WhatsApp picture looks exactly how she looks right now.

She's a 21 yr old Cape Verdian and fucks with energy and passion (like a young Brasilera). A nice firm tight ass and very round just how I like them. Some people prefer the tear drop and some like them where you can stick your cup on it and watch it walk away. She smells good, does oral without condom, no rushing, no complaining and does her job with passion and conviction. Her rate is $150/ HR, A-Level service if you ask but will run you an extra $50. Oral is good, she rides good (traditional and reverse cowgirl). Doggy is her favorite position, prefers it lying face down flat and be given long strokes.

Overall, I want to give her a 9 but I will settle for an 8. 5 because 9 is too close to perfection. The only negative is she only does outcall (if you consider that a negative). So if you that is not your thing and you prefer to go to the girl then she's not doing incalls at least at the moment. She also asked me to send her a photo of my key with my hotel information before she could confirm the appointment. Never had that request before and I thought that was sketchy but I could understand if she has had experience with some flaky guys out there and she just wanted to ensure she wasn't wasting her time.

I've had Bia Santos and I'd rate those two very high. I would most definitely repeat.

[BeenBob]

I finally got a chance to get with Debora Dias so since my TD on the other board didn't publish, I'll drop the skinny here:

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...bora-Dias-7343

Debora looks exactly how she does in the fotos (except for her hairstyle) and has a killer body. Matter of fact her WhatsApp picture looks exactly how she looks right now.

She's a 21 yr old Cape Verdian and fucks with energy and passion (like a young Brasilera). A nice firm tight ass and very round just how I like them. Some people prefer the tear drop and some like them where you can stick your cup on it and watch it walk away. She smells good, does oral without condom, no rushing, no complaining and does her job with passion and conviction. Her rate is $150/ HR, A-Level service if you ask but will run you an extra $50. Oral is good, she rides good (traditional and reverse cowgirl). Doggy is her favorite position, prefers it lying face down flat and be given long strokes.

Overall, I want to give her a 9 but I will settle for an 8. 5 because 9 is too close to perfection. The only negative is she only does outcall (if you consider that a negative). So if you that is not your thing and you prefer to go to the girl then she's not doing incalls at least at the moment. She also asked me to send her a photo of my key with my hotel information before she could confirm the appointment. Never had that request before and I thought that was sketchy but I could understand if she has had experience with some flaky guys out there and she just wanted to ensure she wasn't wasting her time.

I've had Bia Santos and I'd rate those two very high. I would most definitely repeat.

[Vamoquivamo]

I did recently a Tantra Massage in this place that another user stated he was curious how it was but reticent because of the whooping 250€ cost.

http://bodyworkportugal.com/

I got to say I am genuinely interested in Tantra in general, so I knew this wasn't one of those "not tantra but rather massage+handjob" places.

However, it was probably the worst Tantra Massage I ever got.

She starts what with a 30 min conversation with the client, to "set expectations and get to know each other". After the shower, the massage starts with some really weird rituals. Heavy breathing, screaming, hitting on drums, hugging.

After about one hour the "massage" part starts. It's not even light touches. It's a regular massage. This goes on for about one more hour.

After more than two hours of weird rituals and uninteresting massage, she starts with the lingam. She barely touches the penis, the lingam lasts 10 min and then she finishes with another weird ritual (covering you with a blanket and singing for you). No, I didn't cum.

Please, don't waste your money. Even to those that are into weird things, you will be disappointed. I left about 4 hours after and extremely frustrated. The most comical part of it all. She's increasing her prices to 300€ starting January. So there is obviously a market for this.

[Lemonjack]

It's not that she's "too quiet". I'd rather have a "quiet" girl than someone overacting thunderous, loud, fake "orgasms". It's that she doesn't seem interested at all. She goes through the motions as if she was reviewing her laundry list. Exactly the opposite of someone like, say, Gabriela Sanchez: https://www.apartadox.com/en/luxury-...a-Sanchez-4468.

Her English is almost nil so don't expect a stimulating conversation. But I didn't find her disinterested at all. Infact she seemed to be enjoying it as much as I was. I guess I must've warmed her up well somehow.

The way she was grinding and thrusting herself, I could tell she was liking it and eventually when I finished inside her she just made me stay inside her for a few seconds while she squeezed me tight with her thighs. Man, that was one hell of a turn on.

[Kama Leão]

Tati Bernard gets mostly all great reviews with the occasional complaint that she was too quiet to suit the reviewer.

It's not that she's "too quiet". I'd rather have a "quiet" girl than someone overacting thunderous, loud, fake "orgasms". It's that she doesn't seem interested at all. She goes through the motions as if she was reviewing her laundry list. Exactly the opposite of someone like, say, Gabriela Sanchez: https://www.apartadox.com/en/luxury-...a-Sanchez-4468.

[Mongerer88]

Got to try these 2 ladies and I must say, I wasn't disappointed at all.

Unrushed service, hot sex and cool vibes.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...a-Sanchez-2320

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...-Bernardi-3753

Cool. Thank you very much for the feedback.

Eva is of course very well reviewed.

Tati Bernard gets mostly all great reviews with the occasional complaint that she was too quiet to suit the reviewer.

Personally, I like quiet girls.

But can you let us know Tati's level of English fluency?

And to keep everyone updated, Rebeca Diniz just keeps getting new 9's and 10's out of 10 reviews every week from experienced reviewers on the local board.

Lisbon just has so many great ladies to see.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...eca-Diniz-6364

[Lemonjack]

Got to try these 2 ladies and I must say, I wasn't disappointed at all.

Unrushed service, hot sex and cool vibes.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...a-Sanchez-2320

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...-Bernardi-3753

[Emeli67]

Dear Mongerer88.

Thank you a lot, it is very pleasant that you rember my question after some time. In my next trip to Lisbon I will try both Sandra Vilanova e Rebeca Diniz. The performances of Rebeca, described in the local board, looks very similar to those of the unforgettable Lila.

Best regards to all of you.

Keep an eye on this lady's reviews.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...-Vilanova-7232

Sandra got an 8. 5 out of 10 (he didn't fill out the review form correctly) and he really liked her. He is a reviewer who is usually satisfied, but there is nothing wrong with that.

BBBJ, and most importantly the reviewer said this: "she's a beautiful woman. Tall, slender and fit Angolan, with beautiful legs, which it was great to be among."

Sandra apparently does not offer anal sex.

But other than that, she sounds a lot like your beloved Lila. Maybe she us your replacement for Lila.

[Mongerer88]

Dear Mongerer88,

Do you think she is at the same (very hight) level of the unforgettable Lila? (the espectacular south african girl retired two years ago).

Best regards.

Keep an eye on this lady's reviews.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...-Vilanova-7232

Sandra got an 8. 5 out of 10 (he didn't fill out the review form correctly) and he really liked her. He is a reviewer who is usually satisfied, but there is nothing wrong with that.

BBBJ, and most importantly the reviewer said this: "she's a beautiful woman. Tall, slender and fit Angolan, with beautiful legs, which it was great to be among."

Sandra apparently does not offer anal sex.

But other than that, she sounds a lot like your beloved Lila. Maybe she us your replacement for Lila.

[ExExpatriate]

I'm glad you got to pay Isis a visit!

Yes, I hear you. My experience with Portugal is that FIP is unusual in general, and rare for the non-FS massagista crowd. Even for an outright escort, about half the time they don't want to be fingered. It's part of their hygiene culture.

So for non-FS massagistas, limiting the time you have contact with her P is a routine management strategy. You get to touch, but less opportunity to do something she doesn't want you doing. Anyone should be able to see how for a lady doing that job 2 to 4 times a day, 5 times a week, a step like that is necessary.

Also, my experience with her was that I got the full 60+ on the mat, not including shower time. It's pretty normal to take one shower or the other out of the time spent, though. Sometimes how these things work out depends a lot on if another customer is coming right after you.

But the other side of that is ladies like Isis relax and have a bit more fun with you if they get to know you, and know you won't be a jerk about it. I'm looking forward to my second and third visits come 2023. In terms of how she measures up relative to her class, I think her body is PERFECT for nuru. And her style is quite wild and energetic compared to the others.

Isis charged me $130/ HR recently but in reality it's only 50 min because you spend 5 min taking a shower before and 5 min taking a shower after.

She has big perky DD tits and a nice toned body!

She teases you a lot and you pop around the 45 min mark. Then she finishes the last 10 min with a good massage on your neck / back / legs. 20/20 hindsight, was wondering if I could have her lay on top of me for the last 10 min with my hands roaming?

Downside: Only 15 sec per hand playing with her pussy. She'll put your hands to you side and say accept the energy of this massage or something like that. Also, no fingers in her.

Would definitely try again.

[Tna01]

Yes, I always put Isis on the happy ending only list. Her body to body technique is tops, and in my instance the happy ending was a TF, but she doesn't do FS or BJ. She was charging 130/ h just a few weeks ago.

Yes, I always put Isis on the happy ending only list. Her body to body technique is tops, and in my instance the happy ending was a TF, but she doesn't do FS or BJ. She was charging 130/ h just a few weeks ago.

Isis charged me $130/ HR recently but in reality it's only 50 min because you spend 5 min taking a shower before and 5 min taking a shower after.

She has big perky DD tits and a nice toned body!

She teases you a lot and you pop around the 45 min mark. Then she finishes the last 10 min with a good massage on your neck / back / legs. 20/20 hindsight, was wondering if I could have her lay on top of me for the last 10 min with my hands roaming?

Downside: Only 15 sec per hand playing with her pussy. She'll put your hands to you side and say accept the energy of this massage or something like that. Also, no fingers in her.

Would definitely try again.

[Mongerer88]

Yes, exactly. What I am introducing to the conversation is the idea of the outlier and context. The recent bad review might indicate a change in the co circumstances of a provider, a bad night or that the person making the review is unrealistic, an assh*LE or a moron.

To circle around to something, Soraia got that one conflicted review on the local board. The guy didn't add up his costs correctly as an objective error. He gave her a zero (again, wow) while writing a review totally in keeping with everything we know about her -- and normally, that would mean 7.

I appreciate all of the feedback, but never lose sight of the fact that some of these people show us they can't even add.

As for younger ladies, yes, there is a dearth of them right now. Broadly speaking, Lisbon has as deep a roster as it has ever had in the certified ad site era. The thing is a median lady in Lisbon is Brazilian and in their 30s. There are more of that median, and less of younger and/or local. I reckon the latter are playing OF or SA.

A recent review of Rebeca Diniz illustrates what I was saying in my last post.

The same guy who seemed to have a pretty good, but not perfect time with Soraia Albuquerque joined the long line of experienced reviewers who gave Rebeca Diniz a perfect score of 10 out of 10. Thus reviewer gives a wide range of scores and has given lists of 7's and 8's out of 10 for ladies on various recommended lists, including some EP ladies.

So we get to compare and contrast and see that some of these experienced reviewers are saying that Rebeca Diniz is currently a cut above the rest.

And she responds promptly in English to WhatsApp messages sent in English.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...eca-Diniz-6364

Here is her most recent review translated to English. She is of course BBBJ and her reviews indicate that anal is generally available. She is reviewed as being in her mid to late 20's.

"A true courtesan.

There are no more girls like Rebeca.

Owner of an almost-perfect body (there is no perfect body) and a beautiful face, which both makes me want to kiss her non-stop and whets my lust. Dark, smooth, well-groomed skin, worked-on musculature without being masculine, a tail that makes you want to grab, bite, spank, or simply enjoy.

Anyone who reads my TDs will realize that I'm not exactly a hands-off appreciator. For me aesthetics is not even the most important thing (but it is important). The fact is that Rebeca corresponds perfectly to what is in the apartadox photos. Photoshop just removed the tattoos to ensure anonymity.

Unpretentious. Rebeca knows she's pretty (also because she works for it). But you can't find the last coca cola in the desert.

She's not silly at all, Rebeca. She has her head on straight and is good at talking, knows how to be and is fun. Who doesn't want to depend on anyone, not "papa groups", she knows what she's going for, and expects the customer to know what she came for.

And did I tell you that Rebeca is beautiful?

Rebecca's performance?

I won't go into details.

Rebeca can either be a pornographic badass or that girlfriend who gives treats on a bad day.

She invited me for anal and I, sadist by nature and trickster by condition, refused her. And I showed him that it wasn't because I couldn't take it. Thanks to the Devil, I'm in charge of me.

I think I found my white elephant. If I got the Euromillions, it would make Rebeca a rich woman.

Oh Rebeca. You are a tremendous working girl.

The apartment? I want to know about the apartment. It has perfect conditions, toilet outside, but at the door of the room. For me it could be in a hut.

Rebeca and a hut."

[Kama Leão]

Older ladies and / or less facially attractive women often learn how to fuck better, and are more adventurous in terms of alternative sexual activities, than the youngest, hottest girls. I suppose the late bloomers are the best bet in that they become really hot after they learn how to fuck.

That is not yet an established rule but it does seem very likely to become one. I'd say that from 30 to... (you choose the limit you believe to be acceptable), that's where you'll find the best and unforgetable sex experiences. That is if you're not just choosing a luscious babe to show off (and disapoint you in bed).

[Mongerer88]

I certainly do think Soraia's new review with a zero was a clear mistake, because the guy had a reasonably good time. But I read the story of a review and click to see who else the guy has reviewed to learn the value of the review in terms of whether we like the same things. Soraia is hard to evaluate because of her inconsistency. Sometimes she delivers a great session, and most often she doesn't.

Margarida on the other hand is consistent and she has a niche customer base. She just got an 8 out of 10 review on the local board and the details of the review showed her usual lackluster performance. The reviewer said she had an angelic face and a smoking young firm body. He came once in the session and had a great time. I am glad he got what he wanted. He might, or might not, have been as happy if he picked a mid-30's lady with a less perfect face and body who really knows how to fuck.

There is sort of the John variant of the famous Hot / Crazy Chick Matrix. Older ladies and / or less facially attractive women often learn how to fuck better, and are more adventurous in terms of alternative sexual activities, than the youngest, hottest girls. I suppose the late bloomers are the best bet in that they become really hot after they learn how to fuck.

But many of the youngest, hottest women who are great fucks when they are 18-21 had a lot of chaos in their lives. So in that respect, Margarida may be just where she should be in terms of development as a person. She is passive and has probably been pursued by guys her whole life and never had to worry too much about working to please any of them. If a guy her age isn't happy with her, she can pick the next one in line. In other words, no chaos in her life, and she is likely quite normal for a beautiful girl her age. She seems to have no trouble getting enough customers who want what she currently has to offer. Without reviews, we wouldn't know what it is she has to offer.

I met one astonishingly beautiful escort who really knew how to fuck when I first met her when she was in her late teens, but god that chick had chaos. Recreational drug use, a new boyfriend or girlfriend in her life every few months (and they all were chaotic people, some of whom stole from her). She had a very high IQ, but was kicked out of a Catholic High School. She joked that all the spankings she got there helped her in escorting when she got customers with a spanking fetish. She dropped off the face of the earth and I hope she is okay.

But I always think of her when guys complain about the youngest escorts not knowing how to fuck. Sometimes that just means they had less chaos in their lives and didn't start doing much with sex until later. We have to keep in mind that one guy's starfish is another guy's dreamy little angel and is exactly what he is looking for. And for the guy's looking for more involvement and action, we just have to see if she is ever able to add that to the repertoire.

Yes, exactly. What I am introducing to the conversation is the idea of the outlier and context. The recent bad review might indicate a change in the co circumstances of a provider, a bad night or that the person making the review is unrealistic, an assh*LE or a moron.

To circle around to something, Soraia got that one conflicted review on the local board. The guy didn't add up his costs correctly as an objective error. He gave her a zero (again, wow) while writing a review totally in keeping with everything we know about her -- and normally, that would mean 7.

I appreciate all of the feedback, but never lose sight of the fact that some of these people show us they can't even add.

As for younger ladies, yes, there is a dearth of them right now. Broadly speaking, Lisbon has as deep a roster as it has ever had in the certified ad site era. The thing is a median lady in Lisbon is Brazilian and in their 30s. There are more of that median, and less of younger and/or local. I reckon the latter are playing OF or SA.