Lisbon

[ExExpatriate]

The real virtue of Lisbon in these terms is the plethora of independent, high quality courtesans charging below pan-European rates that can be visited incall and with a high degree of safety.

If one prefers to pay substantially more for the services of a club or to have a pimp / agency that could just as well send a rotten lemon to your door, well. A guy wants what a guy wants. But I believe that guy would be happier somewhere else.

I agree about MulheresVIP. The only sites worth referencing are Apartadox, Portalprivado, Momentosdeprazer, Docemassgem and Somassagens. Everything else is just way to untrustworthy.

[YouFlat]

Most of my communication was via a foreign number. I sometimes get asked to share my live location on WhatsApp just to show that I'm actually in the country and genuinely making a booking.

My best piece of advice is steer clear of MulheresVIP!! Honestly, I'm still fuming at how they waste people's time without any consequences. Maybe it was mentioned before and I missed it but I do really wish I was warned before. The main issue with booking escorts in this lovely city is that there aren't any professional agencies that save everyone time, money and effort by flushing out all these fake profiles and crazy people.

I was genuinely worried a couple of times when making a booking and confirming my address and everything and then end up with a no show and not even an apology or explanation as to what happened or is going to happen. You will be left worried about booking someone else and the first booking rocking up 2 hrs late because they just do what they want here with no agency to regulate.

I am very thankful that I stumbled upon this forum because it does explain and help navigate around but yes I do have a chip on my shoulder about MulheresVIP as they advertise some genuine profiles with fake ones so they make you think they have real people.

Good luck and enjoy your stay. Stick with EP or Apartadox otherwise, you can't go wrong with elefante Branco but expect to pay an extra €50-100 (entry + drinks + taxi there and back).

Thank you for all the useful reports and information on this forum. I'm visiting Lisbon soon and look forward to submitting some reports of my own. It's good to see that I can message Escort Privada in English. Do I need a local number (I. E. Local SIM card) or will they answer international numbers?

[YouFlat]

Thank you.

The answer to all your questions about Catia Bom and services is a Yes! She's not fluent in English but can easily get by.

Thank you for that wealth of great information, especially about Catia Bom. I hope you don't mind a few follow-up questions.

There has been an information request for her on the local board for a while, so your review of her is particularly appreciated.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...Catia-Bom-6582

I assume she speaks some English? There is a lot of demand here on ISG for young, attractive English-speaking independent escorts.

Catia lists Completo in her profile and more importantly wears an anal plug in her ad, so I assume she offers anal sex? And I assume she offers BBBJ as part of the session?

Marta Castro gets a lot of great reviews. If I recall correctly the poster Hawk didn't like her as well as he liked Aurora, so I stopped mentioning her as often in the upper echelon of EP providers, but many guys love her, and your high recommendation of her is very much appreciated. They can all differ in enthusiasm from day to day, so the averaging of many reviews is what is most important..

[Mongerer88]

Thank you for that wealth of great information, especially about Catia Bom. I hope you don't mind a few follow-up questions.

There has been an information request for her on the local board for a while, so your review of her is particularly appreciated.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...Catia-Bom-6582

I assume she speaks some English? There is a lot of demand here on ISG for young, attractive English-speaking independent escorts.

Catia lists Completo in her profile and more importantly wears an anal plug in her ad, so I assume she offers anal sex? And I assume she offers BBBJ as part of the session?

Marta Castro gets a lot of great reviews. If I recall correctly the poster Hawk didn't like her as well as he liked Aurora, so I stopped mentioning her as often in the upper echelon of EP providers, but many guys love her, and your high recommendation of her is very much appreciated. They can all differ in enthusiasm from day to day, so the averaging of many reviews is what is most important.

Hopefully Margarida Vaz improves. It is frustrating. An older provider will never get younger, an unattractive provider will never get prettier, and a fat provider will not usually get slimmer (and even if they do if they were big enough at the start there will always be some reminders of the old days). Margarida has all the attributes that other providers would love to have, or to have back, and she could be the undisputed number one escort in Lisbon with some effort, enthusiasm and dedication. Time will tell if we ever see it, or see it before she is older and less attractive.

Lisbon has its charm, I will outline the pros and cons from my experience here while also providing a few reviews.

A little about myself, I am in my late twenties and regular visitor to Lisbon.

My opinion here is purely based on punting experiences and nothing to do with the people or city or country. I love Portugal, the food, culture and their women.

So here we go;.

There aren't many places in western Europe where you can find escorts at these rates which is a great thing however, you do get what you pay for. I understand the clientele for luxury escorts isn't really here hence why it is difficult to find or replicate those experiences here in Lisbon but a man can try.

The lowest I go for is 150 and the highest I've paid before for a visit is close to $1,000.

In terms of massage parlours, as per previous posts on here, these are very bad value for money. You paid nearly as much as for an escort who will go the whole way and most of them just do HJ and some don't like guests to touch anything. So definitely another vote here against massage parlours.

Moving in to escorting sites; these are all independent websites and so unlike.

Most other countries / cities where bookings are made via agencies, these are all direct with the ladies so you do get many that fake ages etc.

Apartadox & EP are the two most prominent here. Most reliable but not to be confused with reliable (most girls I booked from here can't stick to a booking schedule or agreed times).

Lots of fake profiles on Euro escort girls website for Lisbon.

MulheresVIP. Multiple bait and switch fakes. If they won't come to your apartment or Airbnb and say they'll only go to a hotel then most likely they are fakes. How do I know this? I booked incalls because I wasn't going to book a hotel room and twice it was a bait and switch. At least I didn't get robbed I guess but still well annoying and waste of time. Totally unprofessional.

Portal Privado. Real girls but low quality selection.

My best experience here at finding an attractive lady has been going myself to elefante Branco and taking her home. So forget about day time bookings.

Mayte. From Apartadox looks like she's in her early 30's. Arrived late, I would give her a 6/10.

Aurora Alfaite. Attractive lady probably in mid to late 20's, speaks English, has good chat. Doesn't like cunnilingus. I'the give her 7/10.

Margarida Vaz. Very attractive probably 20 year old girl but very mechanic experience and yes leaves 15 mins early. Doesn't know how to give a proper blowjob but body was insane 7/10.

Sabrina Barbosa. Cute little Brazilian or cape verdian lady, didn't speak much English. Wasn't my most memorable experience so 6/10.

Soraia Albuquerque. Cute local girl next door kinda girl. I think she has had a back injury or was born with a twisted spine or something. Nice lady but not my type 6/10.

Ariana Pilar. Arrived late, nice body, didn't smell very hygienic and looks older than profile states. 4/10.

Vera Guerra. Made 2 bookings, lady agreed and confirmed she was coming and then some wild crazy stories about why she can't make it, car problems and I don't know what. Decided to not fall for these stories for a third time and won't ever book again.

Catia Bom. Young girl probably 20, does all services advertised, cute with a few birth marks but all in all I would say she wants to please so 8/10.

Marta Castro. Probably my fav here in Lisbon. Very attractive, does all services with pleasure and smiling. Her aim is to please. 9/10.

Barbara Gouveia. Definitely not the age she is advertising, I would say a 40 year old with the body of a 20 year old is the best way to describe this booking. She has good chat and she tries to please 5/10. Low score is for the dishonesty about age because I'm young so I wouldn't normally go for someone approx. 15 years older.

There are others whose profiles are now taken down that I saw 2 years ago etc. And I don't remember their names so have been left out.

I don't know if I'll come back or be active here but thought to share this in the hopes to help others not fall for the catfish and bait and switch tricks and to share my understanding of how things work in this city.

I hope this helps and respect to everyone taking the time to help the rest of us out.

[Harry1217]

Thank you very much for the tip. This worked! I would never have figured this out without your help.

I had this issue too. It took me some time to get around it. My Google Translate was messing with the letters. Try visit the page in Portuguese and answer the question in this language. When I switched between Portugese and English, the capital letters also changed. Good luck!

[YouFlat]

Lisbon has its charm, I will outline the pros and cons from my experience here while also providing a few reviews.

A little about myself, I am in my late twenties and regular visitor to Lisbon.

My opinion here is purely based on punting experiences and nothing to do with the people or city or country. I love Portugal, the food, culture and their women.

So here we go;.

There aren't many places in western Europe where you can find escorts at these rates which is a great thing however, you do get what you pay for. I understand the clientele for luxury escorts isn't really here hence why it is difficult to find or replicate those experiences here in Lisbon but a man can try.

The lowest I go for is €150 and the highest I've paid before for a visit is close to $1,000.

In terms of massage parlours, as per previous posts on here, these are very bad value for money. You paid nearly as much as for an escort who will go the whole way and most of them just do HJ and some don't like guests to touch anything. So definitely another vote here against massage parlours.

Moving in to escorting sites; these are all independent websites and so unlike.

Most other countries / cities where bookings are made via agencies, these are all direct with the ladies so you do get many that fake ages etc.

Apartadox & EP are the two most prominent here. Most reliable but not to be confused with reliable (most girls I booked from here can't stick to a booking schedule or agreed times).

Lots of fake profiles on Euro escort girls website for Lisbon.

MulheresVIP. Multiple bait and switch fakes. If they won't come to your apartment or Airbnb and say they'll only go to a hotel then most likely they are fakes. How do I know this? I booked incalls because I wasn't going to book a hotel room and twice it was a bait and switch. At least I didn't get robbed I guess but still well annoying and waste of time. Totally unprofessional.

Portal Privado. Real girls but low quality selection.

My best experience here at finding an attractive lady has been going myself to elefante Branco and taking her home. So forget about day time bookings.

Mayte. From Apartadox looks like she's in her early 30's. Arrived late, I would give her a 6/10.

Aurora Alfaite. Attractive lady probably in mid to late 20's, speaks English, has good chat. Doesn't like cunnilingus. I'the give her 7/10.

Margarida Vaz. Very attractive probably 20 year old girl but very mechanic experience and yes leaves 15 mins early. Doesn't know how to give a proper blowjob but body was insane 7/10.

Sabrina Barbosa. Cute little Brazilian or cape verdian lady, didn't speak much English. Wasn't my most memorable experience so 6/10.

Soraia Albuquerque. Cute local girl next door kinda girl. I think she has had a back injury or was born with a twisted spine or something. Nice lady but not my type 6/10.

Ariana Pilar. Arrived late, nice body, didn't smell very hygienic and looks older than profile states. 4/10.

Vera Guerra. Made 2 bookings, lady agreed and confirmed she was coming and then some wild crazy stories about why she can't make it, car problems and I don't know what. Decided to not fall for these stories for a third time and won't ever book again.

Catia Bom. Young girl probably 20, does all services advertised, cute with a few birth marks but all in all I would say she wants to please so 8/10.

Marta Castro. Probably my fav here in Lisbon. Very attractive, does all services with pleasure and smiling. Her aim is to please. 9/10.

Barbara Gouveia. Definitely not the age she is advertising, I would say a 40 year old with the body of a 20 year old is the best way to describe this booking. She has good chat and she tries to please 5/10. Low score is for the dishonesty about age because I'm young so I wouldn't normally go for someone approx. 15 years older.

There are others whose profiles are now taken down that I saw 2 years ago etc. And I don't remember their names so have been left out.

I don't know if I'll come back or be active here but thought to share this in the hopes to help others not fall for the catfish and bait and switch tricks and to share my understanding of how things work in this city.

I hope this helps and respect to everyone taking the time to help the rest of us out.

[Shaidester]

I saw her twice. Extremely attractive, pretty face with an amazing body, one of the more beautiful escorts I've ever been with. Looks about 20-22 years old. More tan (which suits her) compared to her pictures on EP. She speaks decent English.

She definitely will try and leave before the hour is up. In my case, she stayed long enough for 2 rounds and then left shortly after, which was fine with me.

Definitely not a GFE experience or passionate sex, but I was satisfied (again, she is very attractive), she did open a bit the second time I booked her, so maybe she is someone that improves with repetition.

[Shaidester]

Found a hidden gem based off some reports off the local board, Ellen from classificadosx (offers massage + full service). I saw her a few times, the reviews are pretty spot on: amazing body, very cute face, however she wears a mask the entire time with the exception of moving it to the side for the blowjob (which is very good).

If you can get past the fact that she wears the mask + covered BJ, then I highly recommend. Very affordable also.

https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/an...-disp-ate-as-1

[TJ1972]

First thanks to all the senior responders for all the information. I had a question- how far in advance do you usually contact providers? Any difference forEP vs independent?

Thanks!

[John Corey]

Thank you for the feedback. I will go with the tried and tested.

There was a review on the local board. Flora sounds a lot like Vera Guerra (my experience) and
Magardia Vaz (of recent discussion). Another was Matilde Guerra, but she's been retired for years.

There is a class of EP girl that is undeniably hot, but employs tactics to minimize the action, waste time and otherwise wants to leave like 15 min early. Flora might be one of those, but one review is really more a yellow flag than a red flag.

[Matou]

Been to Lisbon 3 days. Things have gotten worse and worse, unfortunately. Tried to find a decent massage parlour, called them and not a place under 100 euros with masseuse staying in underwear. LOL. At Covid time or little bit before, massage at 60 or 70 euros topless / naked easy to find; it seems that not anymore.

Ok, but girls announcing on Apartadox or Classificadosx? Picked up a good dozens of phone / Whatsapp numbers, contacted them: absolutely no answer. Shame.

I found a "Shalla" center in Alvalade. 90 euros for "mutual massage". There has not been one second of massage, but a very good moment of lick, suck, wank and kiss with a nice Portuguese woman.

It's a chance I had phone number of a girl I see for 6/7 years already that can move to hotels (In Lisbon, not outside) and gives you a dream blowjob for 70 euros.

Not a big fan of escorts that you pay 200 or 300 euros. But anyway, it's not a reason not to have decent quality in girls' services.

Will come back to this city much much much later.

[ExExpatriate]

Exactly. When I have the time and opportunity to wash away a potentially bad experience with someone good and reliable, I am willing to take a chance on an unknown. I think it's fun and exciting to make a great find that way, so much so that it's worth the risk of a lemon.

However, I don't always have that kind of time. When I don't, I don't take chances. I stick with ladies I know or ladies with a very well-established track record.

[Mongerer88]

There was a review on the local board. Flora sounds a lot like Vera Guerra (my experience) and Magardia Vaz (of recent discussion). Another was Matilde Guerra, but she's been retired for years.

There is a class of EP girl that is undeniably hot, but employs tactics to minimize the action, waste time and otherwise wants to leave like 15 min early. Flora might be one of those, but one review is really more a yellow flag than a red flag.

Yes, here is the review:

"Although I've been subscribed to this forum for some time, now I've had the courage for the 1st TD.

I saw the advertisement in the Apartado and, moved by the photos of a beautiful body, just the way I like it, I called this girl to go to the hotel.

It is just like the photos, very well made body and beautiful natural breasts.

She arrived, friendly, talkative and went to the bathroom. In the shower she continued to talk to me, blah, blah, blah.

The bath ended and I approached her to kiss her, as I had said in the contact by Whatsapp that I kissed with tongue. She really did kiss, but only with the tip of her tongue and always running away with her mouth.

I laid her on the bed to kiss her very appetizing pussy. She left for a while and then suddenly gets up and asks what I would like her to do, cutting all the cock.

From now on, she was dispatching it. She kept the time but with a lot of conversation. Flees from action but is good at conversation.

The 5 is for the beautiful body she has but it's a shame her attitude because she could be an excellent fuck if she wanted to.

Even though she had showered, she smelled faintly of sweat under her arms. The pussy was clean without smell.

I never want to see it again. ".

It is a 5 out of 10 review from a reviewer with three reviews. He gave an 8 out of 10 to a busty teen dream girl at a massage parlor who only allowed fondling and no fingers inside, and perfect 10 out of 10 to a 40 year old masseuse who offers full service.

So he seems to be a credible reviewer.

Hopefully she gets better reviews in the future. One review shouldn't make or break an escorting career.

But from a tourist perspective, if one is going for the Teen Dream Girl look, he would be better off giving the unreviewed Betinha Lacerda at Escort Privada a try. She might be great, and of course she might not be.

Or be willing to sacrifice a few years and go for the College Coed look and see more highly reviewed ladies like Maria Conceição, Aurora Alfaiate, or Camila Pereira, who all get multiple great reviews and are described as looking in the early or mid 20's.

[ExExpatriate]

There was a review on the local board. Flora sounds a lot like Vera Guerra (my experience) and Magardia Vaz (of recent discussion). Another was Matilde Guerra, but she's been retired for years.

There is a class of EP girl that is undeniably hot, but employs tactics to minimize the action, waste time and otherwise wants to leave like 15 min early. Flora might be one of those, but one review is really more a yellow flag than a red flag.

Can anyone share feedback about Flora Neves?

Thank you in advance.

[John Corey]

Can anyone share feedback about Flora Neves?

Thank you in advance.