Moscow

[Uncle Volodya]

Uncle V is everywhere. When is your trip to LOS uncle V so I also book my tickets and proceed ahead.

Cheers.

Haha! That would be great Alex.

I will be there August 4 to September 3.

[Shannon13]

Well then fellow mongers. I am here in Moscow for five days now and I have to say: this is the time to go. I can't remember any other country with such good value for money. The Rubel is so weak if you ever plan to go, just do it now.

I used rusdosug.com to get my adventures. In Russian it is blocked but just google "unblock rusdosug.com" and you will find your way.

First of all the prices. Moscow is incredible cheap now. I stayed the first days in a three star hotel for just 35 Euros per night. If you arrive at the airport get a mobile from MTS. There is a shop. You pay 8 euro and have unlimeted internet and and 200 minutes talk.

Next step: get the uber app or yandex taxi. I took yandex taxi. 5 kilometers will cost you 3 Euro.

Now my advise to those of you who have no command of the language. I think it is still possible to have cheap and good sex here. Wenn you use the yandex app (uber might be the same). I advise that you go to small restaurant or a bus stop and ask someone for help to call the driver once he is nearby. The GPS doesn't work 100 percent. Or you type in the number of the house you are standing right in front. Out of 4 times three times I have to call the driver, which is a hassle since they talk fast. This is the most comfortable way two move around.

As a start I would suggest to us a massage parlor. The problem is to decipher the Russian address. The street number is just a rough idea, if there is a the or Dom added, this is the compound. Inside the compound there is the house which is named Korpust. But in these houses you still have to find the right door. So you need to call and ask for the entrance. In my case the reception girl spoke a few words English, she might understand you. I had two girls. I chose an erotic massage. One hour 2900 Rub which is around 45 Euro. This is half the price than in Germany. But the difference is that the girl will not bother with your back but will straight go to your mister. You also can touch an caress her. My first girl didn't speak English. I chose her out of three girls. I wanted to extend for another hour. But she had another appointment. The reception girl sent in another girl and there I hit the jackpot. She was very tall at 1,85. Surprisingly she shop good English and was interested in foreigners since she worked in a Turkish night club. With her I stayed three hours. Except for the the 2900 per hour I gave her another 70 Euro. I went down on her and she really enjoyed her and I stimulated her. She was wet all over and had several orgasm. The best thing was that she told about her sex fantasies and masturbation techniques. A very unique experience in my 20 years of doing this hobby. This one I will never forget. And I will meet her in private later the week. I won't give the name of the parlor since the girls are not allowed to meet with clients and writing the name here could lead to problems.

But as a general advise, try some parlors and look for a girl who speaks English. Then you tell her your plans and she will help you to get other girls for a fee. I think that will work. The girls in the parlors get less then 50 percent of the hourly price. So any additional income is welcomed. From 10 taxi drivers that I took so far, one spoke broken English. If you meet one of them feel free to ask for help. Most of them are from the Kaukasus of other former republics and understand the needs. For a small fee they also can set you up is my stomach feeling.

Since I couldn't fuck my masseuse I went to another girl from rusdog. It was a salon, e. G. A flat with three girls and only tow rooms the girls was different than on the picture but still attractive with a nice firm body and see cups. 29 years old. She wasn't a smart girls and didn't even know the englisch word for doggy style. But now I now the Russian word. She had a bit of champagne and was giggling a lot. But still a good experience. She didn't resist my DATY and enjoyed it. She also praised me a lot for the size of my mr. And my skills. I stayed for two hours and damage was 80 Euro. 40 percent of German price but incredible boobs and no haggling and trouble with "forbidden areas", which you experience there. At my first day I went to a girl in a single apartment. That was a challenge. It was big house and she gave me the code of the door via the phone. But I managed and this were three great hours with a 34 year old petite women. She also didn't speak a word of English. Damage 120 Euro, but great experience.

Now if you seriously think about a fixed sex holiday vacation and you are not totally untalented with languages I suggest you start learning Russian. Out of my three tries one was a lifetime jackpot and the other two more than exceptional. Our advantage is the strong currency and that Russian men request a lot from hookers. Russian men come in only short. They ask a lot for anal sex and deep throat. Now if you take it slowly and talk with the girl, a paid sex situation turns into something really intimate. All the girls I met were originally not from Moscow. Three had a child and were divorced. One told me she did this part time. One was doing it full time and sends money home. This seems to be the usual story. The good thing is that they didn't tell me stories about how difficult life is. For them it is a normal life style and a normal job. I guess that if you look at the cheaper areas of rusdosug with prices around 1800 rub / hour you find more desperate girls. I am looking in the area of 3000 rub / hour.

[Mike1007]

Yesterday I was in Moscow in the massage parlor with happy end.

Friends. This is the best vacation of my life!

It has been there for 15 most beautiful girls of models! I chose two girls. ! I went with them in the Jacuzzi. Only 200 dollars given. I received the best massage in life.

I advise everyone!

They have 2 salons.

I recommend the one on the Arbat.

I go here for these girls:

http://5massage.ru/photomassage/eroticmassag1

http://5massage.ru/photomassage/tajskij-massazh

[Alex7J]

This guy is a commercial troll. 2 posts and the other one got blocked for being a commercial. Jackson should ban him outright.

Uncle V is everywhere. When is your trip to LOS uncle V so I also book my tickets and proceed ahead.

Cheers.

[Stravinsky]

...please don't be offended if I don't reply. I'm not a travel agent and you're a grown-ass man. With all due respect, make up your own mind.

Yeah! What he said.

[Jake993]

Booked 2 nights at Crowne Plaza, and 1 night at StandArt. Will visit Loft and Vanilia for sure. Glad to know about those taxi apps. Might as well give Penthouse a go, if Uber is really as convenient and safe.

One question I have for Loft / Penthouse is that, I'm not sure if I will like the idea of sitting on a bar stool and receiving dances that way. How much is it to use 1 of the more comfy sofas? Maybe it will contribute to getting more girls or less denial from the more picky strippers, or its simply not even a factor? And how much of a tip is expected for a regular dance?

Also, I'll spend my last night at StandArt hotel as I have to go to Belarusky station the next morning to catch my early flight, and since NF is close by I was wondering if anyone have the latest info on the hotel's policy? NF is high on my bucket list! Any help is much appreciated thanks.

It differs a little from place to place, but the best way to get a sofa seat is to call ahead (or have the hotel call ahead) and reserve a "divan". The only hitch is that normally there is an expected minimum spend for the divan. If you arrive without a reservation and ask to be seated on a divan (sofa) it's 50:50 that they will refuse depending on who else is there. At LOFT, it's pretty random and if you ask you will probably get a sofa seat. At Penthouse, if you are by yourself and it's a slow night, you can probably get a sofa seat "along the rail". The lower sofas are often reserved for VIP customers (whatever that is). At Angels, the divan has a minimum spend of about $100 USD as the divans seats are limited. Having said all that, some of the best lap dances I have even had were on the bar stool at PH.

[MGLbadboi]

Booked 2 nights at Crowne Plaza, and 1 night at StandArt. Will visit Loft and Vanilia for sure. Glad to know about those taxi apps. Might as well give Penthouse a go, if Uber is really as convenient and safe.

One question I have for Loft / Penthouse is that, I'm not sure if I will like the idea of sitting on a bar stool and receiving dances that way. How much is it to use 1 of the more comfy sofas? Maybe it will contribute to getting more girls or less denial from the more picky strippers, or its simply not even a factor? And how much of a tip is expected for a regular dance?

Also, I'll spend my last night at StandArt hotel as I have to go to Belarusky station the next morning to catch my early flight, and since NF is close by I was wondering if anyone have the latest info on the hotel's policy? NF is high on my bucket list! Any help is much appreciated thanks.

[Chezz]

Am at Sheraton Palace, all sites are blocked.

Are you using a VPN and if so, what brand? If you're using a VPN and still can't tunnel through Sheraton's firewall, then, my friend, you may indeed be fucked.

Of course, you can always just walk down the street and pick up a cheap local phone, drop a VPN on it and set it up as a portable hot-spot. If that sounds like too much work, I'd suggest going to Germany and hitting up the FKKs. They set that shit up on a silver platter. A bunch of naked chicks running around waiting to be fucked for 50, it can't get much easier that that.

Me, I like it all. I usually hit the FKKs first, then when I want to stand a little closer to the fire, so to speak, I come to Moscow. I check into the same hotel I've been coming to for 17 years, stay in the same room, have the concierge stock my room while a take a sauna and then proceed to fry brain cells as I fuck and drink massive amounts of vodka for 72 hours, with little sleep. Then I hit the provinces for village pussy. We're way into Snapper Season, so that shits been airing out for a while.

The provinces take a little game, as it's mostly semi and non-pros. But that's what I like about it; it's a challenge -- and most of you hand-holding fucks prefer to stay away from my little slice of paradise for that reason.

Ok, here's a tip: Vanilla. Incredible massage and hand job joint. Sometimes I'm too tired to fuck, but still need to get my nut. And a great massage combined with a first class happy ending for fucking cheap is just what I need.

I dropped 3500 there and the Uber (after a short walk to the ring road) was only 178 pyb to the Leningrad Vokzal area. Check it out at: en. 5 massage. Ru.

P.S.: I'm starting to receive PMs. Unless I know you personally, please don't be offended if I don't reply. I'm not a travel agent and you're a grown-ass man. With all due respect, make up your own mind.

[Chezz]

This guy is a commercial troll. 2 posts and the other one got blocked for being a commercial. Jackson should ban him outright.

I already gave Jax a heads-up. One of the moderators will be taking action shortly.

[Uncle Volodya]

I found a site where all the registered clubs, erotic saloons, bars and other places around the world. Recorded the girls who work there. In the questionnaire given all that is necessary: Appearance, price, location. Here you can choose a suitable girl. I myself use the site. I choose a girl that I like. I would recommend it to register! www.lovlex.com.

This guy is a commercial troll. 2 posts and the other one got blocked for being a commercial. Jackson should ban him outright.

[JohnTodd]

Still works for me. I'm currently in a western hotel in Moscow that blocks the site (citing a Russian law). But I open my VPN and it works perfectly.

Am at Sheraton Palace, all sites are blocked.

[Chezz]

Booked 2 nights at Crowne Plaza, but later found out the nearest metro station is 15-20 min walk, Sigh! Not entirely sure if its girl-friendly either, and whether there are some inside lobby action.

Its better if you book your hotel well in advance. I was looking at StandArt hotel a couple weeks ago for it being close to NF, back then it was around 100 USD per night, now its 170.

Not for nothing, but why would you be concerned about the proximity to a metro station? Just yesterday I traversed the entire city, from south west to north east for $6. 00 USD. How? Uber. Yup, Uber has arrived in Moscow and it works like a charm. No more packed like a sardine metro, no more gypsy cabs. No more arriving at the girls place all hot and sweaty.

Fucking Uber has changed the game in very tangible logistical terms. Combined with monger sites in English and it's starting to feel like the old days when dyevs were lined up and down Tverskaya and girls at NightFlight could be had for a single Ben!

For those f you that remember, the 90's were beautiful in Moscow and my friendly oblast to the north. Ahhhh. The Yeltsin years! I felt like a rock star and pussy grew on trees <sigh>. It was too good to last.

Time to go back and watch Brat 1 and 2 again. And they STILL haven't found Bodrov's body.

[Chezz]

How to access rusdosug. Even with VPN the website never functions.

Still works for me. I'm currently in a western hotel in Moscow that blocks the site (citing a Russian law). But I open my VPN and it works perfectly.

[Jake993]

I like lots of naked girls all together. I like to stay at hostels, so I can't take girls back to my hostel.

Do the strip clubs or night clubs in Moscow have rooms to use? Or am I forced to go to a hotel?

Which places have this, if any?

If you read the forum you will find answer to your questions.

[BackpackBrian]

I like lots of naked girls all together. I like to stay at hostels, so I can't take girls back to my hostel.

Do the strip clubs or night clubs in Moscow have rooms to use? Or am I forced to go to a hotel?

Which places have this, if any?