Moscow

[Vigilantemoscow]

I would agree Karma sucks.

Went a few times last summer and I also had a tricky incident there. I approached an absolute sex bomb who turned to be a Latvian who could not speak a word of Russian or English, lost her wallet and seemed to be "high" (who knows what business brought her to Moscow). Fuelled by several "vodka s sokom" I managed to break the communication barrier and we ended up outrageously dancing but unfortunately the male local audience did not approve the show. I was pushed around and told not to rob their ladies (even when they found out she was not Russian!) and due to "popular demand" I had to run away but managed to do it with the girl in hand. Sadly she wanted more dancing in Propaganda and unfortunately I run out of cash for the taxi fare. By the time I was drove to the ATM my butterfly had already jumped out the car and lost her. I hope at least some luck bastard could benefit from my early efforts!

I went to Karma again last month (this time with company). There are now go-go dancers an that seems to attracts an ever seedier clientele (lots of loud horny Turkish tourists).

Do not bother either with Bonny & Clyde in Tverskaya, overpriced drinks and very little action going on.

I have to say Moscow seems to be a café place paradise for the quantity, variety and flexibility of time tables however I still have not find a night club I truly like so much to become a regular.

The most fun (without necessarily involving picking up) I have found in retro/underground Russian bars where I have been taken by one-off bar acquaintances. Unfortunately too drunk most of the time to remember how to get there again

Vigilante

Coyote is a cool place, went there again last Friday. I also think it has somehow replaced Karma as the place to go for expats as every time I am there I hear a lot of English being spoken. Whether that is good or bad is tough to say as such places usually do draw some talent, but the expat factor can also be a negative for obvious reasons.

Friday the talent was mixed, although I wasn't actively looking since I was with a date. What I do like there is all the dancing sluts on the bar and some of the wait staff is quite hot. I really really really wanna fuck the head bargirl with the fake n' bake tan. She's quite a *****, but I've seen her dancing on the bar once doing body shots on some chick and she's got some sizzle.

As for Up an Down, let's give it a go next time I am in town...

I remember the Che outing you mentioned, and yeah, those girls did have some great tits. They were quite fit girls too, nothing wrong with that... )

[Doctor_Skank]

Karma has sucked the last three times I went there. I don't bother anymore. Coyote Ugly is right up the street from it, and much better talent.



Che is hit-or-miss. For example, the last time I went there with Skank, we arrived at around 5:30am. Within 30 minutes, we had pulled a couple big-titted 20 y.o. studentki to our table and Doc was playing tonsil-hockey with his as I was doing some dirty dancing with mine. But last week I went there with another friend and discovered a tragedy of 30-something secretaries and obnoxious expats.

I also need to try Up and Down, btw... Group outing?

Coyote is a cool place, went there again last Friday. I also think it has somehow replaced Karma as the place to go for expats as every time I am there I hear a lot of English being spoken. Whether that is good or bad is tough to say as such places usually do draw some talent, but the expat factor can also be a negative for obvious reasons.

Friday the talent was mixed, although I wasn't actively looking since I was with a date. What I do like there is all the dancing sluts on the bar and some of the wait staff is quite hot. I really really really wanna fuck the head bargirl with the fake n' bake tan. She's quite a *****, but I've seen her dancing on the bar once doing body shots on some chick and she's got some sizzle.

As for Up an Down, let's give it a go next time I am in town...

I remember the Che outing you mentioned, and yeah, those girls did have some great tits. They were quite fit girls too, nothing wrong with that... )

[Aibolit]

Coyote Ugly is right up the street from it, and much better talent.

I also need to try Up and Down, btw... Group outing?

Thank you for the sauna and other advice, Pizdyets. Based on the advice, I am inclined to try Fantasy's with the eye on exporting the 1-2 ladies I hopefully will like there to a nice Sauna for 3-4 hours (next day). By the way, my plan is to go alone to sauna with 1-2 nice girls. Any suggestion of a good, clean sauna that would be well-fit for the above-mentioned plan?

I'm potentially up for a "group outing" to Coyote Ugly, Up&Down or other places that you guys know probably much better than I. However, I'll be in Moscow only in ~3 weeks from now and don't yet know my schedule. Let me know if something transpires around that time.

All the best, Aibolit

[Toto Rosebud1338]

Hi,

I'll be at the hotel Kosmos next week (and the week-end) in Moscow. How is it? Is there some action there?

I've seen there is a night-club inside. Any info?

Thanks

[Toto Rosebud1338]

I plan to go to Moscow next week (plus week-end). I'll stay at the hotel Kosmos.
Do you know that hotel? Is there something there? I've seen there's a night club, any info?

Thanks

[Stravinsky]

Last place I hit with visiting VIPs had (admittedly stunning) girls to offer for 15K PER HOUR.

Was that; Dollars, Euros or Rubles?

But keep it in English. You're mixing your perfect and imperfect verbs.

Criticizing you always will be making!

You are right, however, it's an important issue and something every monger should be aware of. The second a Russian dyevchonka hears you mixing perfect and imperfect verbs, that's the end of it right there. A Russian woman will take a lot of abuse from a man, but that's an absolute deal-breaker.

[Pizdyets]

This report is about my visit to Charmel few months ago (sorry for the delay).

For the record, I can speak Russian relatively fluently and was very much helped by this forum in zooming on 3 salons: Charmel, Fantasys and Elite Tv. I chose Charmel for some reason and was pleased with it. As this was my first visit to a Moscow salon, I was prepared for the worst. Yet, the service was quite professional in terms of discretion, girls, and amenities. 4000 rubles for an hour, I believe.

I may have been lucky with a girl, as she was friendly. I was put off by a refusal to do uncovered BJ and let my fingers inside her VJJ. Aside from that, she's was quite charming and looked much better than on the photo on their website. Given my preference for fresh-faced, 18-22 year olds with perfect figure and baby face - this is a complement for this salon.

Cons - the entire meeting me on the street and escorting me in routine was a bit off putting. I selected a girl (Masha) from ~7 girls, but no one asked me what I prefer and provided me with recommendations. Given that they did talk to me deliberately after the session to solicit my comments, I was surpirsed that they didn't consider asking a client what he wants BEFORE he sees the girls.

I may be in Moscow soon and consider trying Fantasy's, as they moved to better location I hear. Are there other places that people here would recommend, given my above-mentioned preference of girls?

Glad you had a good time!

I've had Masha before too (though at Fantasy's, not Charmel). She's a sweetie, for sure. And what a hard body... mmm. One of the few Muslim girls I've fucked. CBJ is standard at those salons (actually, almost ALL salons I've been to in Moscow). But most girls will allow DATY and vaginal/anal finger fucking - if not immediately from the start, then after you get them heated up.

According to their website(s), most of the girls are now working at Fantasy's, at their new digs on Pokrovka 40 (not far from the old Safari). Last time I went there, the lineup was 12+ girls, most in the 8+ range. It's expensive for a Moscow salon, but you really do get what you pay for.

[Pizdyets]

I have no idea if Karma is any good, haven't been there in a long time.

Karma has sucked the last three times I went there. I don't bother anymore. Coyote Ugly is right up the street from it, and much better talent.

Che is a good place to pick up chicks and there is usually action there, however most girls run in the 6-7 category. They purposely keep the young kids 18-21 out of there and try catering to a more monied crowd. Still, it is one of the best clubs in Moscow in terms of having a good time. My only major beef there is that it is very well known on the expat circuit, lots of them. The good thing is most of them go home by 2am... just when the party there gets started. )

Che is hit-or-miss. For example, the last time I went there with Skank, we arrived at around 5:30am. Within 30 minutes, we had pulled a couple big-titted 20 y.o. studentki to our table and Doc was playing tonsil-hockey with his as I was doing some dirty dancing with mine. But last week I went there with another friend and discovered a tragedy of 30-something secretaries and obnoxious expats.

I also need to try Up and Down, btw... Group outing?

[Pizdyets]

As for the quesiton of Saunas - I hear it's a real Russian passion! Is there anyone on the forum who experienced good Russian sauna with girls? It would be greatly appreciate to have some recommendations n the matter!

I've been to a lot of banyas during my ten years here. Most can arrange girls for you, but you'll pay much more in the end. Last place I hit with visiting VIPs had (admittedly stunning) girls to offer for 15K PER HOUR. That's a lot of money in any country! I suggest you BYOB (bring your own b!tch). Either outcall from one of the places recommended here, try your luck on rusdosug/intimcity/etc or outcall a favourite from Fantasy's/Elit/Charmel (they will outcall, but for 3 hour minimum - no problem with a banya trip). Most of the banyas will only have a single bedroom, so economically it makes the most sense to just get one girl and tag-team her. That's assuming you don't mind sharing girls - personally (as some will attest to here ) I don't.

[Pizdyets]

так, часто вы придёте здесь? (So, you come here often?)

LOL - great writing, Strav. But keep it in English. You're mixing your perfect and imperfect verbs.

Pedantically yours,
Pizdyets

[Aibolit]

Stravinski certainly should consider a writing career (unless he is a writer already). Quite a depiction of Dr. Skank!

As for the quesiton of Saunas - I hear it's a real Russian passion! Is there anyone on the forum who experienced good Russian sauna with girls? It would be greatly appreciate to have some recommendations n the matter! I really don't know how to approach this, but would like to indulge myself in a nice threesome in a nice sauna, provided it's not as unreasonably expensive as most Moscow strip clubs.

I thank you all in advance, Aibolit.

[Alex968]

I am going to Moscow for business on 13th march next, spending one night at the Aerostar Hotel. Then I am going to Nizhny Tagil from 14th March next to 20th March.
Does anyone know Nizhny Tagil? It's first time there for me and I should go back again almost two ore three times in the next few months. It should be interesting to know how is possible to find kind girls to spend some nights.

Thanks.

Alex

[Doctor_Skank]

LOL!

I can imagine the scene now in my mind's eye...

The ever-debonair Doc, standing at the bar of the latest hot spot in Moscow, clad in his Armani jacket, perfectly coiffed, carefully manicured, toying with his flute of Dom Perignon. He stands aloof, cool as a cucumber, a bastion of indifference amid a sea of vanity.

Every female in the club eyes him surreptitiously, longingly. Who could he be?

He scans the club, dispassionately selecting his next victim. Who will it be: brunetka... rizha...? His eyes land on the tall blondinka, the oligarch's toy, in the booth at the back. Her perfect breasts defy gravity, her long pencil-thin legs encased in a sequined mini-skirt and her angelic face capable of launching a thousand ships.

Their eyes meet and Doc has his prey. He leaves the bar and moves slowly, yet deliberately to his target. One look from him and the oligarch's okhraniki part like the Red Sea. They meet face to face and she gazes into his eyes, expectant yet fearful.

Doc leans in and whispers into her delicate, perfumed ear...

так, часто вы придёте здесь? (So, you come here often?)

Haha, something like that...

Right now I am nursing the massive hangover I've had all day while pencil-thin legs snores on the couch next to me. Gotta wake her up and get her dancing shoes on... .) Rocked Kalina and Real McCoy last night and she's since more or less moved in... ) Don't remember all details about RM last night, except that she was dancing sexy go-go and getting everybody hot while I was drinking long islands at the table next to the dancefloor. Just to make sure things stayed in control I'd beckon her over every 3rd song or so and make her lick my face up and down while sticking her ass in the air.

We were popular.

Hey kids, March 8th is coming up soon, don't forget your girls, they'll never forgive you if you do!

[Helena Moscow]

I am planning to visit Moscow next mont (first week of April).

Is anyone there this period and willing to explore together?

Thanks.

I want to explore.

When do you arrive?

P.s. sorry, your PM is forbidden.

[Chercheur]

LOL!

Doc leans in and whispers into her delicate, perfumed ear.

(So, you come here often?)

Hey! Do not forget that we are men and they are women and the strange being they are has a very weird way to think.

If a woman wants you, when you talk to her, you may say the most stupid thing she will appreciate because you show interest to her; if she does not want you, whatever you say, she is not interested. And many women told me that when they see a man for the first time, within a second they know if sex will be possible or not.

Plus several Russian girls told me: "Of course, the girl you talk to, she knows from the very beginning that you want sex, but never ever talk about it in the first place and if you have nothing interesting to say ask a stupid question such as "What time is it? " You are not at all ruining your chances in doing so but you would definitely ruin them in telling directly what you have in mind".

It is like giving flowers to women, weird but it woks!