Moscow

[Bez Bezarra]

Really? Is that it, just time and money? Well, hell, that just makes everything so much easier. Why didn't you tell us this before Bez!

Then what ELSE have I got?

Or EVER had?

Oh sure, the NEVER GIVE UP NEVER GIVE IN Doc Skank attitude-life outlook helps, sure, but, that's certainly not what got me in the position or situation to employ those carefree risk-all do or die tactics. It was a $3000/week budget and 5 paid weeks off/year that GOT me to cross to pond and rack up 200,000 frequent flyer miles. I'm sitting on 2 free RT tickets right now, but there's no more PTO, so how can I book or plan anything, when the future is as unclear as today's dismal employment possibilities.

My life is over, let's face it.

It's up to you now.

[Stravinsky]

You simply need time and money, that's it.

Really? Is that it, just time and money? Well, hell, that just makes everything so much easier. Why didn't you tell us this before Bez!

[Bez Bezarra]

Bez, Bez, Bez - There's no need to rub our noses in it!!!!!!

Having been to FUCKISTAN I can attest not all of us are lucky enough to experience or have enough stamina for three weeks in adult disneyland!!!!!!

What surprises me is that lack of reports telling me that the crisis has driven prices down significantly.

This is an interesting study.

Sure, maybe the increase in prices has been stemmed, but can anyone point to experiences where you can see prices returning to 2002 levels?

I guess economic conditions in Moskva are not nearly as bad as some of the WSJ articles are making them out to be.

Is everything in the stores (imported goods) still selling for 70% off?

PLEASE understand I was merely stating IMHO, which is precisely why I suffixed that IF I had been on my way EAST, perhaps I WOULD have taken out one of the wh0res, so its completely unneccessary to claim that I'm rubbing anyone's nose into anything, (except some dyevochka's honeypot).

Nextly, I apparently ran the fuck OUT of stamina, and for the first time in 20 trips, frequently couldn't finish what I started, as I've confided to a few already, the Bez is retiring from mongering for health reasons.

Oh, and so much more importantly, it does NOT require much luck at all to travel and monger in CANDYLAND. You simply need time and money, that's it. Some russian skill certainly makes it much easier, as we all know, though mine remains understandable but awful.

Next, PRICES ARE THE SAME, its the dollar that buys more rubles, but only up from 2500 to 3200, so about 20%, enough to feel the difference, but no more than that. Prices in my Italian owned up-scale grocery store, as I've already posted, or even in the big supermarket, ARE THE SAME. The market's still not cheap, and the up-scale is still expensive. I went as often as possible to the bazaar, for fresh veggies & fruits, little fresh baked onion pockets, and ham and cheese and yogurt, the daily boring staples.

In other words, forget about 2002 or anything else, because remember you can never go back.

I didn't see anything anywhere selling for 70% off. I cracked out my Mastercard and bought some Adidas running shoes on sale for $63, and some great salami slices at the deli for 300r/150g. If that gets you hot, then I don't know what to tell ya. A head of lettuce still costs 100 r at the bazaar, no bargain there.

LIFE AIN'T CHEAP, neither is mongering, rent, groceries, etc. Provinces still beat Moskva, but its no bargain, unless you consider quality/quantity of the dyevochkas, and ESPECIALLY ATTITUDE and GFE. To me that's the ONLY SIGNIFICANT difference worth mentioning, and I'll rub more than your grubby little noses in that shite all day!

NOTE to Pissdots!
I thought you said there were NO TOCHKAS!!!
That was the ONLY place I REALLY WANTED TO SEE, you wanker!!
Jeeeez!

[Scoubidou]

On last tuesday night at HOT DOG's, bargain for one night (from 01:00 to 08:00) started at 12-12kRUB. After little negociation you can get one "lady" for Long Time, with everything except Anal for 7'000RUB.

During the first 3 days of the weeks, there are mainly "pros" who are willing to get 300EUR but HOT DOG's is not the Night Flight.

For taking taxi, I recommmend not to take taxi which are standing front of the door. Walk a little bit (200m) away from the door of Hot Dog's and you can easily get a "Кавказ, Kavkaz" taxi for far less cheaper.

With some russian knowledge, one can pay 200RUB to KORSON hotel with is located nearby Kossyguine Street.

[Explorer69]

What surprises me is that lack of reports telling me that the crisis has driven prices down significantly. This is an interesting study. Sure, maybe the increase in prices has been stemmed, but can anyone point to experiences where you can see prices returning to 2002 levels? I guess economic conditions in Moskva are not nearly as bad as some of the WSJ articles are making them out to be. Is everything in the stores (imported goods) still selling for 70% off?

I am now in St Petersburg and I did a lot of research on Mamba in advance. My impression is that more girls are looking for sponsors. The result is that I have a busy time meeting many different girls I made contact with.. I don't think I will go to salons or anything else

I guess the same will be the case for Moscow?

[Jake993]

Being completely exhausted after three non-stop weeks of 18 year-olds in eastern fukistan, I had little appetite for the parade of tramps and come-buckets that were eager to seperate my money from me...............

But what I saw in Moscow just wasn't worth the time or the money.

Bez, Bez, Bez - you smug little man There's no need to rub our noses in it!!!!!!

Having been to several of the various provinces of FUCKISTAN I can attest to the accuracy of your statement (sigh) but come on man, not all of us are lucky enough to experience (or have enough stamina for) three weeks in adult disneyland!!!!!!

What surprises me is that lack of reports telling me that the crisis has driven prices down significantly. This is an interesting study. Sure, maybe the increase in prices has been stemmed, but can anyone point to experiences where you can see prices returning to 2002 levels? I guess economic conditions in Moskva are not nearly as bad as some of the WSJ articles are making them out to be. Is everything in the stores (imported goods) still selling for 70% off?

[Jake993]

I to like to dance with you.

Victoria - you can dance for me ANYTIME sweetie

[Pizdyets]

But what I saw in Moscow just wasn't worth the time or the money.

The other problem was plain lack of time. Otherwise, I would have dragged you to Che to see how crazy that place gets on a Saturday night, and then maybe hit a cheapo salon for 2500/chasik or headed up Yaroslavka to see what the tochki have to offer these days.

But given the time constraints, I did what I could. That said, we should have hit HD and NF in reverse order. HD peaks between 2 and 3am on the weekends, whereas NF was obviously well past its peak at 1am (IIRC, we were the only customers there at one point that evening!)

Next time, I'll let you show me the ropes in Vladizadnitsa!

[Stravinsky]

I to like to dance with you.

хорошо девушка,
давай танцуемся! (OK, girl, let's dance)

[Bez Bezarra]

Pez-Dispenser was the master of hosts in responding to my meet-up call, showing me the ropes at Hot Dog and Night Flight 3 weeks ago.

Though both places were slow, there were more than enough hookers wiggling around me introducing themselves and offering their wares, like I was some kind of walking ATM. Being completely exhausted after three non-stop weeks of 18 year-olds in eastern fukistan, I had little appetite for the parade of tramps and come-buckets that were eager to seperate my money from me, as PizzaDitz kept up his wryly smirking and commentary on the wh0re patrols.

The thought of dragging one of them all the way back to my Aerotel on a 45 minute taxi drive, for 300euros, just to have a quickie and then pack for my 5AM flight home was utterly non-appetizing. Though I still had $700 in my wallet, I just couldn't see the point, but if it had been the other way around, and I was in town ON MY WAY east instead of west, who knows....

Night Flight, in a small way, reminded me of Boite Kilch in Sao Paulo, where I was successful in getting the mamasan to get me her newest 18 year old blondinka, for $200 for 3 hours bzck in 1999.

But what I saw in Moscow just wasn't worth the time or the money.

[Stravinsky]

не за что (it was nothing)

[Jake993]

So, here I am, watching the sun rise and writing this silly report. No rest for the wicked today. I hope you're happy Jake, because it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

Strav - I feel a tremendous sense of guilt for suggesting that you depart from your normally chaste life and descend into the depths of debauchery for the benefit of your mongering brothers "in absentia".......... aw hell, who am I kidding? For that matter - who are YOU kidding?

A thousand thank you's for boldly going forth to review the new place. You are THE MAN!!! I owe you at least one private dance for being a trail blazer. In fact, if you are in Moscow during the week of June 22nd, the first dance is on me (er, that's means I will PAY for the dance not perform it).

At first blush, it sounds like Aurora may be the reincarnation of the old Safari Lodge.............. but we can only hope.

Again, many thanks for taking one for the team!!!!!!

Jake

[Stravinsky]

Bez,

HA! The life of a wealthy businessman. I wish...

You're right, it is expensive. I blew a big hole in my mongering budget for this trip. As it is, I'll be living on hand jobs for the rest of the week.

I think the experience was worth it, though. That's basically what you're paying for, as much as the sex. As you know, clubs like Aurora don't exist in the States, at least not public clubs, it would be just plain illegal. I could pick out about 3,576 violations last night viz a viz a U.S. club. Vice laws, building codes, tax codes, health codes, etc. So, I need to take advantage of it while I'm here.

After all, soon I'll be back home in the good ol' U.S. of A., the land of squishy bread and squishy women.

Photo editor's note: I planned to take the picture of the club from across the street, but one of the okhraniki (security) saw me pull out my camera and rushed over wagging his finger, "neelzya". I can't imagine why you can't take a picture of a building on a public street, but he was a big fella and I wasn't about to argue with him.

[Bez Bezarra]

OK,

800r gets me in,
my drink is 550r
lots of girls, maybe 3 to 1 over biznyesmen, lots of suits:

the prices;

privat tanyets is 1000r,
10,000r gets you an hour of sex in the VEEP Kabinyet
24000r gets you an uvolnyenie (take out) until morning.

I buy a privat tanyets

Ksyushinka comes to check on me and I take her upstairs 10,000r...

The fun life of the wealthy businessman!!

But isn't life so much more interesting that we don't all prefer the same things in mongering. It sure would be boring if we all did, yes?

A BEZ alternative is the $180 all-nighter, with anything goes, in the next city: (oops, forgot I had to pay for her 50r train ticket! So $181.46)

[AColonizer]

i was the first person, one month ago, to report positively about aurora and, from since, all readers are going to that.

yes, that place is fantastic but it should be just a "start line" to monger girls in moscow.

unfortunately, the price/quality ratio in moscow in so low and aurora is the best that you could get in moscow. i remind 24000 rubles are more than 700 dollars and, until some days ago, you could get the pornstar wiska for all night in kiev (of course, much more than a silly cbj. .).

i had much more luck with regular girls in moscow but i am not satisfied about sex because sex is an art and not just a blow&fuck.

my passioned hint is to learn russian and to go outside moscow and saint petersburg to look for regular girls for lasting relationships but we don't expect exceptional sex.

the only good news is that the world has become small and travelling, to very far town, has become easy. for instance, i am interested to go to tomsk.

cheers.

ok, ok, alright already. i thought i was gonna be able to blow this thing off and get some sleep about, but i guess that ain't gonna happen. you have shamed me into going to aurora about, jake. let me just gather up all my rubles (cause i'm sure i'm gonna need them) and be on my way.

aurora is a new club, one of the 911 clubs. it's right around the corner from the marriot aurora. the address says petrovka 18, but the entrance is actually around the corner on petrovskie. i arrived about 23:30. the girl asks me if i'm on the list and i have to tell her no, but it doesn't seem to be a problem, 800r gets me in and i follow the hostess through a couple of doors and into the sanctum sanctorum.

holy frijoles, this place is packed with babes! wall to wall, in various stages of dress. a lot of them are just sort of walking around butt-naked. so this is where all the night flight girls disappeared to.

the hostess takes me to a table, sits me down, takes my drink order (mojito is 550r) and i have a chance to survey the scene. it's a good-sized place, but still small enough to be comfortable. circular stage in the center of the room, with a pole all the way up to the ceiling. bar at the back with two smaller stages for dancers on either side. lots of myagki divanchkiki (couches) all around, with a second tier of chairs behind. lots of girls, looks like maybe 3 to 1 over guys. most of the guys are obviously innostrantsii biznyesmen, lots of suits: almost like someone called central casting and told them they were filming a harvard class reunion. even the crazy menu is in english.

it's not long before ksyushinka arrives to keep me company. cute young blondinka from yekaterinburg. she is very friendly. all the girls here are very friendly: "bez komplexov". touching and fondling is allowed anywhere at any time. if it isn't clothed (and much of it is not), you are free to grab it. she gives me the lo-down on prices; privat tanyets is 1000r, but this is not at the table, it's in a private room, 10, 000r gets you an hour of sex in the veep kabinyet and 24000r gets you an uvolnyenie (take out) until morning. i buy a privat tanyets from her, but i'm not quite ready to commit to anything else. there's just too many damn nikked women in this place to decide.

all of a sudden, at the stroke of midnight, all the girls disappear into the back and re-emerge totally naked. they march en masse on to the stage and start dancing. i count 20 from where i sit. assuming an equal distribution on the back side of the stage, that's 40 naked girls. there you have it guys, 40 pairs of titties bouncing up and down, 40 popochki writhing to the music. i haven't seen this many naked girls in one place since they plastered over the peep hole into the girl's locker room. i'm thinking maybe i didn't bring enough money.

at the stroke of 01:00 it's the offitsanki (waitresses) who take off their tops and hop up onto the bar for their show. never a dull moment in this place. there's titties everywhere, even the bartenders are topless (the girls anyhow).

back at the bar, ksyushinka comes to check on me again. she plants her naked ass squarely in my lap and starts writhing around. this is not fair! now i'm gonna have to take her upstairs to the veep kabinyet. there goes another 10, 000r.

she pays the administrator and we head upstairs to the room. she leads me into a small room with a couch, chair, coffee table, stereo and tv. this wasn't quite what i had in mind, but turns out, there's a bedroom through the other door and a full bath as well. everything is brand new. looks like a hotel room. satin sheets on the bed. this is a class joint.

we shower together and then into the bedroom. the bj is covered, but she does an excellent job nonetheless. she seems to be very accomplished. we take a break and chit chat while i recharge my batteries. she used to work at the 911 club in yekaterinburg and she's only been in moscow for a couple months. sounds like they brought her out for the opening. she says about is a special night so don't expect it to be like this every night. typically, there may be only half as many girls working.

time for round 2, another cbj gets me going and then ksyusha gets on top and rides me to the finish. just as the phone rings. it's the administrator, time's up. we shower again, get dressed and head back downstairs.

by now it's about 04:00 and i still can't quite seem to tear my self away from this place. most of the guys have gone, so it's just the girls remaining. some are dancing, most are sitting, some are wandering around giving naked lap dances for 100r tips. i could hand out 100r notes all night long.come to think of it, i have been handing out 100r notes all night long. i have to hand it to the 911 management. they have created the perfect environment for separating men from their money while still leaving a smile on their face.

it's time to toll the bell, close the book and blow out the candle for night flight. it remains nothing more than a relic of days gone by. the party has moved to 911. if you go, just make sure you bring a fistful of rubles (or maybe two).

back on the street, it's already light. no need for a taxi, i can just walk home. ah, moscow! ? .

so, here i am, watching the sun rise and writing this silly report. no rest for the wicked today. i hope you're happy jake, because it's all your fault! : d