Moscow

[SlutLover]

I agree that russian women abroad tend to be very careful and follow guidelines.It is much better to meet them in their home country.

A problem in Egypt, apart from all inclusive hotels, is alcohol - if you buy a cocktail in a club there is often hardly any alcohol in it, and if there is, it is usually very expensive. That means the girls don't get as drunk as they would back home. Also, I don't think you can just get a bottle of vodka and drink it on the street glubinka-style

[SlutLover]

When choosing a hotel, go to tophotel.ru and check how many reviews there are for any given hotel in a particular city, which compared to hotel size tells you how many Russians go there. Then check which ones of these are party places, and try to get an all-inclusive package holiday there with a Western agency.
If the hotel is full of Russians your chances are excellent: a) less competition from foreigners, b) hot dyevs everywhere you look, c) the dyevs get drunk from the early afternoon as it's all inclusive and d) there is very little competition from Russian men, as they either arrive with their girlfriends or else get drunk as skunks day and night, again because of the all-inclusive concept.

[SlutLover]

In Turkey, Russian dyevs like to bang the locals, I even once saw a Russian forum for girls discussing how good various hotel employees were in bed (sorry, can't remember the name, or give a link).
Egypt (Sharm El Sheikh, especially) is a better bet in that respect because most Russian girls steer clear of the Egyptians. But remember it's a beach holiday, and on a beach holiday girls of all origins want to get a bang for their buck, and not a buck for their bang
For Russian freebies, Moscow remains the best place. There is no other place on Earth where I have scored freebies nine nights in a row. The advantage is that in Moscow, there are places where the good girls go, places where the prostitutes go, places where the freebie sluts go. In a holiday resort, you get the good girls along with the bad girls and thus, waste a lot of time. Also you cannot easily have more than one girl at a time because you can't say you are "busy this evening".
Holidays are generally excellent though for scoring unsatisfied horny Russian women aged 30-40, holidaying without their husbands (if that's your cup of tea of course). Pretty typical example: Hilton, Sharm El Sheikh, I meet a bunch of 35-year olds at the all-inclusive bar, after 30 seconds one tells me she wants to "read me bed-time stories tonight". We head for the club, another one is quick to take me by the hand and does not let go till she tells me, 1 1/2 hours later, that "we should get out of here"

[Hecker]

I've travelled to Turkey, Egypt and Cyprus - all popular vacation destinations due to the fact that they're cheap and don't require Russians to get a visa in advance. But all these places have poor reputations (in Moscow, at least), and it's not "cool" for a top-notch dyev to tell her girlfriends that she's going to Antalya or Sharm al Sheik on vacation. They are essentially the vacation destination equivalent of Papa John's or Karma Bar, and though plenty of interested (and loose) Russian girls are guaranteed, the quality of the girls will be markedly lower than in locations in the EU such as Ibiza, Mallorca or Mykonos.

Not saying Antalya is bad for picking up - just wanted to give the full picture.

I agree that russian women abroad tend to be very careful and follow guidelines.It is much better to meet them in their home country.

[Pizdyets]

Try Antalya, Turkey.

I've travelled to Turkey, Egypt and Cyprus - all popular vacation destinations due to the fact that they're cheap and don't require Russians to get a visa in advance. But all these places have poor reputations (in Moscow, at least), and it's not "cool" for a top-notch dyev to tell her girlfriends that she's going to Antalya or Sharm al Sheik on vacation. They are essentially the vacation destination equivalent of Papa John's or Karma Bar, and though plenty of interested (and loose) Russian girls are guaranteed, the quality of the girls will be markedly lower than in locations in the EU such as Ibiza, Mallorca or Mykonos.

Not saying Antalya is bad for picking up - just wanted to give the full picture.

[Stravinsky]

Which are the holiday places outside Russia where we can find nice Russian girls easily?

Try Antalya, Turkey.

[Hecker]

Moscow and Saint Petersburg are capital cities for good sex in the world.

I would like to merge Russian good sex with beautiful Sunny places. I know a lot of Russian girls like to have a holiday for example in Dubai, in Caribbean islands, etc.

Which are the holiday places outside Russia where we can find nice Russian girls easily?

Prague, Alanya, Antalya,Hurghada, Varna, Golden Sands, Paralia, Chalkidiki, Lindos etc.

[AColonizer]

Moscow and Saint Petersburg are capital cities for good sex in the world.

I would like to merge Russian good sex with beautiful Sunny places. I know a lot of Russian girls like to have a holiday for example in Dubai, in Caribbean islands, etc.

Which are the holiday places outside Russia where we can find nice Russian girls easily?

[Blaked]

Buying a Russian phrasebook is essential. Key elements missed by the book would include processes involving:

1. Calling an escort agency

2. Relaying your address

3. Telling the ladies how to get to the door of your flat

These are essential survival skills when getting *****s ex-Moscow. Doing things like buying train tickets and fiddling with registrations are best handled with the assistance of a friendly ugly girl or camslut.

[Pizdyets]

That thread and the "dating Russian women" thread are both missing. Both would be a great boon to us all.

Well, the China board has "Chinese Words and Phrases" as well as "Chinese Women - Opinions and Advice", so there is precedent. I can see the argument that the Chinese language is more difficult than Russian, but I'd argue that Russian women are far more complex than Chinese women...

[Doctor_Skank]

Your post is one of the best arguments yet for a separate thread for the Russian language. I have suggested to Jackson several times that everyone here could benefit from a separate thread for "Russian Language Phrases", or something similar, as have many other members who visit Russia and eastern Europe and post on this board.

Unfortunately, Jackson has always refused to give us one.

That thread and the "dating Russian women" thread are both missing. Both would be a great boon to us all.

[Stravinsky]

Having started to learn the lingo has proved useful but I realize that I will need much more vocabulary to get the best out of this country.

Her complete lack of English and my limited Russian didn't make it very easy

obviously everything takes place in Russki yezik so you better have a little command of the language to go through these steps

Mindighet Lechat,

Sounds like you had a grand time in Moskva. But then, with a good friend like Pizdyets to guide you, it's hard to go wrong.

What interested me were your comments about how helpful a knowledge of the Russian language can be and how difficult it is to get the full benefit of a trip to Russia without it.

Your post is one of the best arguments yet for a separate thread for the Russian language. I have suggested to Jackson several times that everyone here could benefit from a separate thread for "Russian Language Phrases", or something similar, as have many other members who visit Russia and eastern Europe and post on this board.

Unfortunately, Jackson has always refused to give us one.

[Pizdyets]

With all the recent currency fluctuations what is the going rate for a NF girl?

I don't go that often (read: virtually never), but I'm hearing $300-$500 ST, $500-$1000 LT. Of course it also depends on time, day... and you.

Also is the old Boar House now called Hotdog?

Yes - read Mindighet Lechat 's recent report, including a vivid description of the toilets there.

What are the going prices there now?

I can state this with a little more authority. Inexplicably, even the ugly hos at HD are asking 10K rubles for LT. Cuties start at 15K and gorgeous model-types (yes, there are some there) are asking 20K or more. That said, you can usually talk the cuties down to 8K. But, as always, YMMV. And tell her in advance that you're not going to pay any penalty fee "to the house" for her to leave with you.

[Pizdyets]

Mr. P was a good enough local host to take me personally down to Charm’el (http://www.charmel.biz/) , which was just 10 minutes walk down Tverskoy Bulvar. Pizdyets made the usual phone call to arrange our audience with the girls and within minutes a smiling fellow came out to meet us and guided us in. We were led to a nicely decorated room and about a half dozen girls came in for us to choose from.

Let me also mention that Passepartout's reporting of Charmel's recent rate hike was 100% correct. When asked why they charge 4500R/hr vs Fantasy's/Elit's 4000R/hr, they succinctly answered "Because we're better." To which I replied "And more modest too!" That got a laugh. Drinks are also 50% more expensive, BTW.

Time to wean myself from the P4P and get back to nailing freebies. Any potential wingmen out there up to the task?

[Jake993]

I'm still recovering from a long weekend which continued right into Monday morning with Jake993's return to Moskva.

This is stop #1 of a three city, three country tour including Moscow, Ashgabat (Turkmenistan) and Kiev. Unfortunately, I booked a flight to Moscow that arrived at SVO at 2:00 AM. I checked with Mr. P ahead of time to see if he wanted to get together upon my arrival for a least a drinks and perhaps even some debauchery. I gave him plenty of opportunities to pass but he hung in there and agreed to meet me regardless of how late it was. What a party animal. It was 4:00 AM by the time I got to my apartment which is VERY conveniently located very near to Itazh which gave me just enough time to drop my stuff, brush my teeth and go over to meet Pizdyets.

As he stated in an earlier post, there were actually about a half dozen girls in Itazh at that hour a few of which were working girls who may have just gotten off shift at Night Flight. After a few drinks and smoking a little “Hubbly Bubbly, Mr. P was a good enough local host to take me personally down to Charm’el (http://www.charmel.biz/) , which was just 10 minutes walk down Tverkoye Bulvar. Pizdyets made the usual phone call to arrange our audience with the girls and within minutes a smiling fellow came out to meet us and guided us in. We were led to a nicely decorated room and about a half dozen girls came in for us to choose from.

Being the gentleman that he is, Mr. P let me have first pick and I chose Eva who, while not THE hottest looking girl in the room, she gave a knowing little wink when I scanned the line-up remembering Pizdyet’s experience in his previous post on the subject.

The clock was ticking and she led me off to the shower. As Pizdyet pointed out, they do a really good job of patrolling the halls making sure that two clients never run in to each other in the hall coming and going to and from the bathroom – quite unlike the locker room atmosphere of your typical Brazilian Termas.

Once back in the room, we got down to business. Eva appeared to have lost a little weight from when her picture was take for the web site. She was really a hot little thing considering the hour and quite energetic and enthusiastic. CBJ which, though not ideal, was decent and considering that I had been on a plane less than four hours earlier I didn’t feel like lobbying for a BBBJ. We went around the bases in terms of positions and when we only had a few minutes left I noticed that she has pre-lubed her back side so I am sure that anal would have been on the menu had I pursued it. Note to self for next time. BTW, both Eva and I had drinks (cognac and single malt) which added considerably to the bill, but what the heck. First time in a Moscow salon so why not get the full treatment?

When we emerged into the light of day after the hour in paradise, the streets were buzzing with the activity of commuters heading to work on a sunny Monday morning. We strolled back to Tverskaya and caught some breakfast at the Café House. The waitress gave us a knowing smirk as she probably guessed what we had been doing.

My head hit the pillow at 8:00 AM on the dot and I slept like a log until noon. Welcome to Moscow. As I am typing this, I am getting ready to pack a bag and head off to the airport for a few days in Ashgabat, the second stop on our little “tour”.