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[Nichyevo]

I wanted to get a discussion going about nude photography. I know this might be a topic involving a "trade secret", but I was wondering if anyone here has ever recruited models for artistic nude photography. I'd like to get a better idea of how much a set should cost on the market, or whether big studios actually hire photographers outright.

Thanks

[Dogger862]

Hi Bez,

Responded to your PM but it says you're not accepting PM's.

Nothing too important, the medical institute is a great hunting ground and the khachapuri is sensational.

Cheers,

[Bez Bezarra]

Fireworks set to go off tomorrow on May Day.

Stay tuned, sports fans.

[Bez Bezarra]

I have no doubt Bez is in Ukraine too!

Frog Legs Pro-salivate was right on the money!

I'm really in Novy Jerzhy, behind the Howard Stern Rest Stop on the turnpike, banging Johnny Sac's wife in the basement while she's eating a turkey leg.

Just for that crack, I'm moving this over to the Ukraine board.

Paka.

Hey Frenchie, did you know that the Bez is also the big bad Zubachistka Barabashka? Yeah baby!

[Stravinsky]

I have no doubt Bez is in Russia (or maybe the Ukraine) , I'm just trying to figure out where. I want to go there too!

[Prosal]

Now I remember, you're in Rostov na Donu, right? Or was it Voronezh?

LOL. Maybe in New Jersey? (smilie)

[Stravinsky]

So you'll have to trust me, that this dyev Katya was smoking hot, you could bounce a quarter off her tush, and it would never hit the floor.

I don't know Bez, sounds a little far-fetched to me. You know what they say about guys who won't post photos. . .

Now I remember, you're in Rostov na Donu, right? Or was it Voronezh?

[Bez Bezarra]

Bez,

&1084; &1086; &1083; &1086; &1076; &1077; &1094; !

Looking forward to reading all about your escapades in Upper Silesia.

You did say you were in Semipalatins'k, didn't you?

Or was it Veliky Novgorod?

Well Veliky Schmeliky, I might as well be in Novaya Zemlaya with the radioactive polar bears.

You know, a city is a city, and a titty is a titty.

Which brings to mind my favorite little ditty, Tough titty said the kitty, cause the milk tastes shitty.

Cultural busllshit aside, have you read up on Russian Torture, by Tera Titsoff and Hu Bitchakokoff?

All right, enough of this drek. If you're keeping score, its been 3 days, and I'm losing count already. I think I've hooked up with 5 dyevs, but I'm counting 6, so it must be because I had Lera stay over for a double header. Does that count? Well, in her case, it does.

Certainly the highlight was this afternoon's newbie, Katya, I think was her name. I'm sorry to say, that she, and Lena before her this morning, were both absolutely against allowing any photos. They both immediately asked,"Za chem?", and I suspect, with EVERYBODY sending compromising pictures about from cell phone cameras, now that literally everyone having one, the first thing that pops into these girls heads when I ask if I can take their photo, is that I'm going to send it to everyone. They wouldn't even let me take a photo fully clothed.

So you'll have to trust me, that this dyev Katya was smoking hot, you could bounce a quarter off her tush, and it would never hit the floor.

Last night, I was trying some numbers from 2010, and after I texted about 3 dyevs, asking if they remembered meeting me last Oktyabr, Lena texted me back, with this: the, ya pom you, I maike mieky moouse you. Which translates to, I was wearing a micky mouse t-shirt. Anyway, she also said she was in the hospital, a rite of passage here for dyevs, so I tried the standard, oo vas yest padruga? Well, the, yest! So she sent me her padruga today, also named Lena, who was very nice, though certainly not spectacular, but see here's how that works. I treated her like gold, banged her brains out until she was screaming, nearly got her to go for butt love, but in the end, she also has a padruga who is a Jessica Alba look-alike, that I'll be meeting and eating for lunch on Wednesday.

[Stravinsky]

I usually don't have it this easy at the beginning of a new adventure, maybe I'm finally getting the hang of it.

Bez,

молодец!

Looking forward to reading all about your escapades in Dniepopetrovsk. You did say you were in Dniepopetrovsk, didn't you?

Or was it Nizhni Novgorod?

[Passepartout]

With the sun coming back to russia, I decided that ity was time to quit Moscow that I know too much now to see if there is some fun in regions.

My Russian is enough for that.

So, I woudl appreciate if you could list the few cities you know where I have a high chance to end in a club where the ratio male / female is extremely favorable and where the chances to have fun are the highest.

Thanks guys

[Bez Bezarra]

I arrive in Krasno next week for the summer, but I'm not sure I'll have fun as it looks boring, compared to Pitr.

Zigmmoid colon!

Clearly your city in the south is only one sixth the size of Pitr, but in Pitr, you're not there to meet ALL 4 million citizens, right? And though Pitr's palaces and museums can't be beat elsewhere in FSU for cultural stimulation, your fans here on ISG are inclined to presume that your focus will be directed towards somewhat lower brow pursuits of, shall we say, clitoral stimulation, eh?

But if you're already arriving, what's your rush for summer? Bypass spring time in the south? Man, have you lost all your sense of smell? Must I remind you that you only need to stick your nose up, suck in breath like a rutting stag, to get a potent whiff of teen spirit in the morning air? The flowers are BLOOMING, and I DON'T mean dandelions! Museums aside comrade, rest assured that the rest of male population will be paying attention to the cultural phenomenon of mating season.

So remember, they didn't name the city,"Beautiful Gift" for nothing. And then a hot summer along the Kuban? Son, if you're worried you'll be bored there, or you're not up to your ears in gushy stuff before you know it, well, you probably ought to check yourself, because you may just be GAY! .

As for Bez, it appears I really must have done something right last year, as I had 3 blondinkas anxious and ready to see me again, so I flipped a coin, and chose Tiny Lera to reunite with first. As requested there she was, waiting in taxi at my podyest at 1:00 AM, as I pulled up straight from the airport. Talk about a warm welcome for my return arrival back in the USSR, she didn't even let me unpack my suitcase. .

God bless the glorious motherland! All I had to do was light her fuse, and she went off like a roman candle. Which came in handy, as I had spent my time between flights pondering what I would do to her in the jacuzzi when I got here, and so many cuties wandering Frankfurt-Main to only further inspire me with ideas. I'm here less than 24 hours, and I already need a rest.

And since today was Lera's birthday, she was given an appropriate spanking when we woke up this morning. . Later I simply sent her on her little way after she made me breakfast, ran all my errands, even found an inconspicuous filet mignon for just $8lb amongst the other cuts at the meat counter in the supermarket, which tasted better than what I get home for twice the price. The pears and pickles at the outdoor bazaar are simply bursting with juice, as are the dyevushkas! Tonight I arrive all over again, to reunite with Julia. Tomorrow, Snezhanna. Then begins the new models, ripe and ready for harvest. I only regret I couldn't possibly be here long enough to meet them all. .

I usually don't have it this easy at the beginning of a new adventure, maybe I'm finally getting the hang of it.

[Ziggym]

Thanks but I am sure between us, you will be the one who will have the best spring if you will spend it in Russia

But in Krasnodar? I will arrive next week. I am fond of St Peter but I'm not sue I'll have a fun summer in Krasnodar as it looks boring.

[Eros74]

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Wishing you all a happy spring.

Thanks but I am sure between us, you will be the one who will have the best spring if you will spend it in Russia

[Ziggym]

So relocating here soon. I've had some good experiences in St Piter (see my reports) but don't know what to expect. I'm going to be living here for the summer it looks like. Can anyone give me some idea what to expect in this region or where to look for some clues? I will continue searching archives in the meantime.

Wishing you all a happy spring.

[Bez Bezarra]

I searched my files, and I don't think I have any of those.

I usually just tell the dyev that she can keep her hat on.