Barcelona

[KyleThompson]

All of the translation work is really unnecessary. If she wants the money, you can tell her what to do.

Also, I'd prefer a needy housewife to an airbrushed fantasy pic. That chances of experiencing what you imagine are slim if she is a professional, IMHO.

I'm dreaming of some alone time with my Air BNB hostess tomorrow whilst the SO goes shopping. I'm taking the cleavage she offered when we checked in as an invitation. A Benjamin should do the trick, (so to speak) for a couple of hours of fun. Good luck to me!

I don't agree with you at all, Theworb. Paying for a service (which in this case is sex) doesn't make you the owner of any girl to tell her "what to do".

Your comment sounded a little disrespectful, dude. Also, trying to get what you want without even asking your Air BNB hostess for her permission makes you a crappy pervert guest nobody would like to host.

Cheers,

Kyle.

[TheWorb]

All of the translation work is really unnecessary. If she wants the money, you can tell her what to do.

Also, I'd prefer a needy housewife to an airbrushed fantasy pic. That chances of experiencing what you imagine are slim if she is a professional, IMHO.

I'm dreaming of some alone time with my Air BNB hostess tomorrow whilst the SO goes shopping. I'm taking the cleavage she offered when we checked in as an invitation. A Benjamin should do the trick, (so to speak) for a couple of hours of fun. Good luck to me!

[KyleThompson]

Hello all,

I will be in Barcelona next month on a official visit and have heard so much about the place and read some reviews here, just wanted some of you Amigos to help me with some pointers:

Things I can do and should not do.

Places I can expect really cool things hot girls, good drinks (no so expensive).

I will be there for a week. Any help will be much appreciated as its my first visit.

Regards,

David

There are many options depending on your preferences, so take a look to the thread and make your choice. To sum up: you can go for a brothel / hotel such as La Vie en Rose, Perla Negra, etc. You can also find a couple of stripclubs; independent workers (try sexomercadobcn, for example) and even street workers by night at Ramblas if you don't mind taking risks and you want to save money.

Personally, I wouldn't recommend you going for a street worker because you can be fined. I wouldn't go for a stripclub in Barcelona either regarding what I've read here.

Regards,

Kyle.

[Rexrodney]

Thanks a lot everybody for your help on translations!

There are two years since my last vist in bcn. At that time I traveled with a lot of colleauges. Some og them just want to go to a strip club, and is satisfied with that.

Lasymt time I remember a stripclub called dollar club on av diagonal not far away from Villa Lola. Dollar ws really nice because you could drink a beer an chat with your colleagues as well as the girls.

Are there any similar places still in bcn where it is OK to bring a group of 20 people and watch sme girls? Sme of my colleagues need a soft start.

[DavidT787]

Hello all,

I will be in Barcelona next month on a official visit and have heard so much about the place and read some reviews here, just wanted some of you Amigos to help me with some pointers:

Things I can do and should not do.

Places I can expect really cool things hot girls, good drinks (no so expensive).

I will be there for a week. Any help will be much appreciated as its my first visit.

Regards,

David

[KyleThompson]

Hey, that's a nice app! I've also used Duolingo to try to learn some German .

I've already seen some translations on your sentences, but I will give you a couple of options for each sentence, so they will be very accurated:

"I want to lick your pussy".

"Te quiero chupar el coño / chocho" (informal) "Te quiero hacer un cunnilingus" (formal).

"Can you please suck my cock?

"Me puedes comer / chupar la polla?" / "Me la chupas?" / "Chupamela!" (you should be careful to use this one, because it sounds kind of imperative).

"I want to fuck you doggystyle".

"Te quiero follar a cuatro patas" / "Quiero hacer el perrito".

"I want to fuck you missionary".

"Quiero hacer el misionero".

"Faster baby".

"Mas rapido, cariño".

"I love your tits".

"Me encantan tus tetas" /"Me encantan tus pechos", "Me encantan tus senos" (more polite).

"I want to fuck your ass".

"Te quiero follar por detras" / "Quiero follarte por el culo".

"Not so fast".

"No tan rapido".

"Harder, harder or faster faster".

"Mas fuerte, mas fuerte" "Mas rapido, mas rapido".

"Take it easy".

"Tomatelo con calma" / "Despacio" / "Ve con cuidado".

"Not so fast".

"No tan rapido".

"It hurts".

"Duele" / "Me hace daño".

P.S.: I've omitted all the accents in Spanish because the site doesn't support them.

[Vagabond]

I still owe the full FR, however just a quick note on 'guapa'. (I knew the phrase from general Spanish lad banter) A Brazilian girl yesterday told me that it makes her cringe, and asked me not to call it her (in a joking but serious-enough-to-listen kind of way). She explained that in Rio it has a much more 'sleazy' meaning.

But yeah, I've used it with Spanish girls loads and they just giggle. If you see a group of drunk guys walk past a group of girls at night, you might here them cat-call "Heeeey chicas guapas!

Yes, that's the same as in the Dominican Republic, but in Spain you should be safe with guapa.

[Nerdy Nomad]

"Faster baby". Mas rapido bebe (they prefer cario, corazon, guapa -like you say whatsapp but without the "T" "S" and "P" whapa).

I still owe the full FR, however just a quick note on 'guapa'. (I knew the phrase from general Spanish lad banter) A Brazilian girl yesterday told me that it makes her cringe, and asked me not to call it her (in a joking but serious-enough-to-listen kind of way). She explained that in Rio it has a much more 'sleazy' meaning.

But yeah, I've used it with Spanish girls loads and they just giggle. If you see a group of drunk guys walk past a group of girls at night, you might here them cat-call "Heeeey chicas guapas!

[Carlos Mata]

Thanks a lot for the information KyleThompson.

I have used google translate a lot and learned some spanish, however the more "dirty" parts of the Spanish language is hard to get hold on. I also presume that words like "doggystyle" not can be translated to spanish with google translate as they probably use other term like "running" instead of "coming" "milk / leche" instead of sperm etc.

Therefor. What is the correction translation for:

"I want to lick your pussy".

"Can you please suck my cock?

I can help you with some of these as I am getting the lingo of the locals, my Spanish is far from perfect but I have been able to manage through Barcelona with it.

"I want to lick your pussy".

I don't know this one but the pussy is called "Chocho" they prefer "Chochito".

Whenever I want to do a cunni I say "Comer Chochito" and it has been OK.

"Can you please suck my cock? Frances por favor (Frances is oral sex).

"I want to fuck you doggystyle". En cuatro por favor (four legs).

"I want to fuck you missionary". Misionero.

"Faster baby". Mas rapido bebe (they prefer cariño, corazon, guapa -like you say whatsapp but without the "T" "S" and "P" whapa).

"I love your tits". Tits is tetas, love is amo, so Amo Tetas? I dunno.

"I want to fuck your ass". Griego (Griego is anal sex) don't know how to say I want to fuck (they usually know I want to fuck them).

She will probably answer with: "Not so fast".

No tan rapido.

"Harder, harder or faster faster". Mas or no pares (don't stop).

"Take it easy". Despacio.

"Not so fast". I dunno this one.

"It hurts". Daño or duele.

Other words of interest are.

Frances natural completo (oral sex without condom and you can cum on face or mouth).

Griego (Anal Sex they always do it with condom).

Posturitas, Posturas (Kamasutra basically).

Besos con lengua (french kisses).

Suplemento (extra fee for services some escorts charge for anal sex or cum in mouth an extra fee).

Something people should know is that escorts in Spain and specially in Barcelona won't do vaginal or anal sex without condom at all.

You have to take a shower before the service (don't worry most of them won't kick you out at the exact time of the hour hired, most will spend an extra 10 or 15 minutes with you, but don't try to be funny and expect an extra 30 minutes without paying though).

They do keep you in their phone if you are a good client.

Don't try to play Romeo with them or you will be scolded.

[Zozimus]

My Spanish isn't great either but one I do know is that doggystyle is "cuatro pies" (four feet).

You really don't need to have much of the language in Spanish knocking shops, you'll get by fine just the basics and a bit of sign language.

My Spanish is far from perfect, but for the firsttimer you can get away with a few words "that tells it all":

"Can you please suck my cock?
- Chupame! (which is "Suck me!). Please add "por favor", and maybe "sin condom, por favor" (w / o raincoat).

"I want to fuck you doggystyle".
- Perrito? (Dog or Doggie).

"Faster baby".
- Mas rapido, mami!

"Harder, harder or faster faster".
-Duro! Duro! or Mas duro!

"Take it easy".
- Tranquilo!

I have also found this thread on ISG very helpful: http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...panish-Phrases

M88/Smuler/Kyle/Nerdy/JBoo & All: Lots of great reports lately. Thanks!

[Shark16]

My Spanish is far from perfect, but for the firsttimer you can get away with a few words "that tells it all":

"Can you please suck my cock?
- Chupame! (which is "Suck me!). Please add "por favor", and maybe "sin condom, por favor" (w / o raincoat).

"I want to fuck you doggystyle".
- Perrito? (Dog or Doggie).

"Faster baby".
- Mas rapido, mami!

"Harder, harder or faster faster".
-Duro! Duro! or Mas duro!

"Take it easy".
- Tranquilo!

I have also found this thread on ISG very helpful: http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...panish-Phrases

M88/Smuler/Kyle/Nerdy/JBoo & All: Lots of great reports lately. Thanks!

[Mongerer88]

Is this a brothel?

I think it is a consortium of independents who use the place when they have appointments, so I am not sure you can just ring the buzzer and be sure you get a true line-up. That having been said, there was a chick who was fuckable but not super, super hot who was not dressed in a sexy outfit who led me to one of several rooms, so I thought of her as the madam. And there were at least two ladies there who were working, so they either both had appointments or one was just just hanging out (so it certainly might be possible to just show up and get laid). When I did a search on sexomercadobcn using the intersection address, I got several hits. So make an appointment via phone or whatsapp but do not be surprised to see more than one lady in the place, which is different than the traditional independent who works out of her apartment. Whatsapp is better if you do not speak Spanish because they can translate it better and use translation to reply. The inventor of Internet / cell phone translation apps deserves the Nobel peace prize for making it so much easier for people speaking different languages to fuck at low prices.

[Carlos Mata]

I have been going to Barcelona for business since 2008 and like you I have been trying to find places to go and have my "me" time, since I found this forum yesterday and have read a lot what you have written let me share some of my experience:

Clubs and Brothels are a no-no if you want to spend a great time, clubs have tons of tired girls, drugs behinds the scenes and most of the photos on their website enjoy an over photoshop treatment. And sadly most of what you see in their webs aren't available (Apricots, La Via en Rose, Felina, etc.).

Independents are the way to go really, I speak a little Spanish and the mobile and browser translator helps me out (my name is Latino because of my great grandpa but I don't really talk much spanish) and they (the girls) even with some difficulty will talk to you in English if you call them and try to arrange the date.

Use Girlsbcn.com, ForosX and SexoMercado tons of reviews and also most of the independents are there.

Since I like a bit of luxury in my sex time I use mostly Girlsbcn and ForosX.

My latest adventures have been with escorts announced in both GirlsBCN and ForosX.

I have tasted European escorts lately:

http://www.forosx.com/escorts/in/barcelona/ariadna Ariadna is a redhead that is all passion if you enjoy soft sex this is your escort (french kisses, oral sex without condom, vaginal sex with condom, etc.) she's really pretty although her body is what I would call "normal pretty" but having sex with her is like having sex with a young girlfriend.

http://www.forosx.com/escorts/in/bar...icia-petrovich I have been 3 times with her (last time was yesterday) and she's like you see in the photos, eager to please and to feel pleased, great body (great ass and breasts), she does GFE but she's also passionate, oral sex without condom and you can milk her face or mouth, deep french kisses, no limit on the number of pops during the hour you hire her, she does anal sex with an extra fee but you won't believe how good she's doing it. She's like a horny girlfriend, she isn't a hardcore rough sex girl though but she is remarkably excellent, she smiles a lot.

http://www.forosx.com/escorts/in/barcelona/ivette Ivette is a young passionate lover, over enthusiastic a times but she's eager to please, great body, pretty face, her strong point is her delicious fellatio, and her big butt although she doesn't do anal sadly. But she's energetic and enthusiastic. Had a great time enjoying sex with her in my hotel in January and seeing that ass bouncing.

As for past adventures I can say Eiko is a good value, I was disappointed with Victoria Barcelo, I want to visit Sofia (from Russia) who looks elegant.

Hope this helps.

[Rexrodney]

Thanks a lot for the information KyleThompson.

I have used google translate a lot and learned some spanish, however the more "dirty" parts of the Spanish language is hard to get hold on. I also presume that words like "doggystyle" not can be translated to spanish with google translate as they probably use other term like "running" instead of "coming" "milk / leche" instead of sperm etc.

Therefor. What is the correction translation for:

"I want to lick your pussy".

"Can you please suck my cock?

"I want to fuck you doggystyle".

"I want to fuck you missionary".

"Faster baby".

"I love your tits".

"I want to fuck your ass".

She will probably answer with:

"Not so fast".

"Harder, harder or faster faster".

"Take it easy".

"Not so fast".

"It hurts".

It could be really nice to have these sentences translated with the correct slang and word. All other terms is easily found with google translate but not the very sexually oriented terms.

I would recommend everyone to try the free smartphone app duolingo for learning a new language. Works very well!

[Nerdy Nomad]

After reading a few reports (thanks guys!) and looking at what was close to my hotel I decided to go and checkout Roma 122.

I've been to plenty of massage parlours, strip clubs with (overpriced) HJ / CBJ and Craigslist independents before, but never a club-brothel hybrid like this.

Walk in and immediately 7 girls lookup from their game of Candy Crush to decide if I'm worth a hug. It's 01:30 on a Thursday and I look like crap (I'm straight from the airport-hotel-here).

Go to the bar, buy my $10 beer, and look around. 5 x 4/10 and 2 x 5-6/10. I prefer dark meat, so I'm unsure how to politely tell the chubby EE who comes over first that she's not my thing. Rejecting girls is easier when it's from a line-up. Anyways, eventually one of the Colombian / Dominican girls comes over, but having only 20 words of Spanish mean I just can't get any chemistry going. She understands, and calls over the other Dominican girl and smiles and kisses me and walks away, accepting that her colleague is pretty much the only girl in with a chance.

A more leveled head would have politely chatted, explained I'm looking for something more, and left. But I had full balls from a long flight and this girl was surprisingly cool. By the time I'd finished my beer, she'd gone to a 6/10 purely on banter. Mostly in agreeing with me that a lot of the "be Team" were on shift tonight. She tells me it's €130 and anything I want would be included.

Room is standard cheap PVC affair. We undress, she's all business, but already with the joking and banter it feels more like hooking up with a college friend-with-benefits after a Netflix marathon. Which is kind of cool.

Cute shower, we realize she can give me a tit wank standing up because of the height difference. She tries to get in my ass a little in the shower, good banter.

On the bed she asks if I want a CBJ or BBBJ. I say BBBJ. She asks if I want a condom during sex. I freeze. She laughs at my dumb face and says "Good that was a test you silly tourist! Again, we're kinda just playing around at this point. She has no problem deep throat, nice ball sucking, again tries to play with my ass. I switch to fucking her, taking the lead. All positions. She's doing some fake hooker-moan. I realise I'm fucking like I'm half asleep. So I give her a few hard strokes in doggy and suddenly the hooker moan switches key to real moaning. She cums, has a little shake in her legs, and asks to stop for a minute. She has a little lay down, I mock her and ask if she's really a professional or if she was just the barmaid who felt bad for me! She takes the bait, gets back into doggy and asks me to fuck her ass. I'm not feeling anal as I'm too tired, and honestly don't think I could keep a hard enough boner to get into her tight little ass (I can already feel that "been awake for too long" in my boner). But it was fun that she threw it out there, no extra.

I finally finish, and we spend the remaining 10 minutes playing a "Spanish Lesson" game where each time I get it right, she deep throats. We got buzzed, which I guess means hurry up, so have an playful shower get dressed and leave the room. She starts talking Spanish to the other Dominican girl and giggles. She turns and says "I told her you were fun! As I leave, I notice a guy sitting at the bar nursing his $10 beer alone and contemplating getting the hell out before one of the chubby 4/10 EE starts pestering him.

Would I go again? Not sure. If it wasn't for that one girl having a sense or humour, the place would have been a sorry disaster. Maybe again to see if the lineup is better, but I still wouldn't feel like I have the Spanish or confidence to get the most out of the bar setting.